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Anonymous 02/06/18(Tue)17:31:14 No.57830516 2578307642257832101 2257832245 2257832322 File: morrowind steamed hams,jpg (332 KB, 781x682) Well Dagoth, I made it - despite your ash vampires. >Ah! Come Nerevar, friend or traitor, come. Come and feast upon this unforgettable luncheon. >Yeah >Stoopid, my roast is ruined! But what if I were to procure corprusmeat and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully divine, Dagoth. >Ah- Dagoth! Nerevar, I was just, uh, siphoning power from the Heart of Lorkhan. Tonal Architecture. Care to join me? Why is there blight coming out of your oven, Dagoth? >Oh, uh, that isn't blight, that's ash. Ash from the ash yams we're having. Mmm, ash yams. Whew >Nerevar, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers >I thought you said we were having ash yams. Oh, no, what a grand and intoxicating innocence,I said dreamed hams. That's whatI call hamburgers >You call hamburgers dreamed hams? >Yes, it's a regional dialect. >Uh huh. What region? >Uh, central Vvardenfell? >Well, I'm from the Ashlands and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "dreamed hams." >Oh, not the Ashlands, no. It's a Red Mountain expression. >l see >You know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Tel Fyr >Oh, no. Patented Dagoth Urgers. Old Sixth House recipe >For dreamed hams Yes >Yes. And you call them dreamed hams despite the fact that they were obviously killed >Persistent, aren't you? Y- You know, one thing I should- excuse me for one second. >Of course. >Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. >Yes, I should be- by Azura, what is happening in there? >Dragon Break. >D- Dragon Break? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your Heart Chamber? >May I see it? >No >Lord Dagoth, Akulakhan is falling apart >No, Gilvoth, it's just a time-wound. >Well, Dagoth, you are an odd fellow, but I must say you dream a good ham.

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STEAMED HAMS
-What does the "s" stand for? Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmmm, steamed clams!
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