Hot Pockets Box Parodies - Aquarium Gravel

THEY HAVE NO JOBS
THEY HAVE NO FRIENDS
THERE’S SOME POSTS ON KYM THEY GOTTA CLENSE
THEY CAN’T COOK HOT POCKETS
WHEN THEY NEED TO
BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW THEY GO
THE CENTER’S STILL COLD
HUH!

I never get this "the center is still frozen" meme for hot pockets. I have never had a hot pocket with an even lukewarm center, it's always hot enough to cause third degree burns.