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EXT. SAN FRANCISCO- DAY Dr. Eggman crawls out from beneath the wreckage of his crashed Drill-Mobile and begins hobbling down the street, terrified. Sonic is right behind him in his green SUV, chasing him at about 5 miles per hour. EGGMAN Please, Sonicl I'1l never turn animals into robots again! I swearl Sonic ignores him and speeds up. EGGMAN You can't do thisl You aren't above the law! (To Officer Burpo) You there! You're a cop! Stop this crazy murdererl Officer Burpo turns off his body camera and smirks. Sonic speeds up again. SONIC I'm Sonic Sonic the ROAD-h。g1 EGGMAN 1'm going to die. Sonic floors it. The SUV collides with Eggman with a sickening THUD, and knocks him over. He yells in agony as the 3,470 pound machine rolls over him. Wet CRUNCHING noises are heard as Eggman lets out one last, almost inhuman scream of pain. Jump cut to Sonic in his vehicle. SONIC (To the camera) Did I do thaaaat? Officer Burpo and his WHITE COP FRIENDS laugh heartily. The camera zooms out as a parody of This Is America performed by Weird Al called "Hedgehog America" plays

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