"Well, you see, sweetie, when a demon hate humanity very, very much, she decides to make herself a heir to perpetuate the bloody destiny. So she goes on Earth, kidnaps a human, and sexually molests him for days and as roughly as can be, for proper impregnation. SOMETIMES, it just so happens than the unlucky demon kidnaps a man who not only gets off on it, but ACTUALLY BEGS FOR FUCKING SECONDS and yes, I'm talking about you, DAVE, you goddamn creep. What are you even doing down here? See, Tina? See what I have to withstand now? So please, PLEASE, if you want a heir someday, save yourself some trouble, just give speech to a casuar or something."
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