"Hahaha! Now, I can finally die! Then, I can be reborn into a life that isn't pain and suffering! Be a good dad for me, Steven, hehehehehahahahaHAHAHAHA!"

Connie: "Steven! we're going to have a child!"
Steven: "OMG Connie! this is great!"

Peridot: "Uhhh… Steven? I got a positive on this "pregnancy test", what does that even mean?"

Pearl: "Oh my stars Steven! This was a mistake! What are we going to do?!"

Amethyst: "Uhhh… Ste-man? I think that little "fun" we had got a bit out of control…"

Lapis: "Isn't this great Steven?! You'll take responsibility, right?!

Garnet: "Sorry Steven, you gotta be strong, specially because it isn't over yet"