Hello R Who's this? *blushes deeply* Oh...uh...oh god I wasn't expecting that right of the bat...I'm Vincent from 3rd period. My acquaintance gave me your KiK. ROkay... ground and takes deep breath* So what are your plans for this weekend? fiddles with hands nervously* *looks Can you like not *recoils head in shock* What is it that you mean? Ugh *A bulge grows larger in pants to signify confidence* I'm sorry! What is it that I am wrong? 21st century women (sluts) like yourself insufferable. Get some class doing are you stupid skank! Learn how to express your feelings. They teach you that in third grade, bitch. First off, I don't even know you exist, so you maybe you should to talk to me instead of doing this stupid crap on Kik. But you already blew whatever chance you had in the first place with this 21st century b-------. *my face glimmers with anger and confidence, fire is in my eyes* DO you HONESTLY think I care what a simple plebeian like you EVEN THINKS? I have multiple awards that I achieved with my 147 IQ(certified genius by scientific standards). Get out of my face, W----. *Slaps you with d--- and runs away laughing* "have fun being blocked, troglodyte." I have no words... Type a message... GIF Stitch

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Hello R Who's this? *blushes deeply* Oh...uh...oh god I wasn't expecting that right of the bat...I'm Vincent from 3rd period. My acquaintance gave me your KiK. ROkay... ground and takes deep breath* So what are your plans for this weekend? fiddles with hands nervously* *looks Can you like not *recoils head in shock* What is it that you mean? Ugh *A bulge grows larger in pants to signify confidence* I'm sorry! What is it that I am wrong? 21st century women (sluts) like yourself insufferable. Get some class doing are you stupid skank! Learn how to express your feelings. They teach you that in third grade, bitch. First off, I don't even know you exist, so you maybe you should to talk to me instead of doing this stupid crap on Kik. But you already blew whatever chance you had in the first place with this 21st century b-------. *my face glimmers with anger and confidence, fire is in my eyes* DO you HONESTLY think I care what a simple plebeian like you EVEN THINKS? I have multiple awards that I achieved with my 147 IQ(certified genius by scientific standards). Get out of my face, W----. *Slaps you with d--- and runs away laughing* "have fun being blocked, troglodyte." I have no words... Type a message... GIF Stitch

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