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the virgin new ager THE CHAD OCCULTIST Diligently reads, discovers, and translates grimoires and always either a divorced 30+ woman or adolecent tumblr refugee Elemental diet, monk excerise, Can materialize vril and Tantric yoga keep him at the peak of health alchemical tracts from all over energies from his fingertips the globe adourns herself with overpriced trinkets cannot meditate for more than three minutes hoardes amethysts and other meaningless knick-knacks mistakes lesser spirits for angels and dead reletives, allowing them to drain her of her vitality Communes with the Gods still believes in daily abrahamic view of Can meditate for good and evil" nd continuously reaching new heights of inner months on e Has a legion of lesser spirts and demons ready to serve him реаce is scared of "demons" believes that universal love will unite the world eventually Can astral project, invisible, and polymorph turn at will thinks that buying an Angelworks kit makes her enlighted Has seduced Lilith herself Beyound life and death, can transcend spends his sundays playing air hocky with Buddha and Crowley into multiple planes of existance on a is just a christian with a spiritual air fresher paint job her soul will forever reincarnate into a life of mediocrity whim

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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
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