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Virgin vs. Chad

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Created By Gaunter O'Dimm • Updated 4 years ago

virgin new ager vs Chad Occultist

the virgin new ager THE CHAD OCCULTIST Diligently reads, discovers, and translates grimoires and always either a divorced 30+ woman or adolecent tumblr refugee Elemental diet, monk excerise, Can materialize vril and Tantric yoga keep him at the peak of health alchemical tracts from all over energies from his fingertips the globe adourns herself with overpriced trinkets cannot meditate for more than three minutes hoardes amethysts and other meaningless knick-knacks mistakes lesser spirits for angels and dead reletives, allowing them to drain her of her vitality Communes with the Gods still believes in daily abrahamic view of Can meditate for good and evil" nd continuously reaching new heights of inner months on e Has a legion of lesser spirts and demons ready to serve him реаce is scared of "demons" believes that universal love will unite the world eventually Can astral project, invisible, and polymorph turn at will thinks that buying an Angelworks kit makes her enlighted Has seduced Lilith herself Beyound life and death, can transcend spends his sundays playing air hocky with Buddha and Crowley into multiple planes of existance on a is just a christian with a spiritual air fresher paint job her soul will forever reincarnate into a life of mediocrity whim
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