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RWBY - Ruby "Joe Chill" Rose has had enough of those casserole making mommies
![Anonymous 12/01/19(Sun)19:11:54 No.111685275 File: Raven eats ass.jpg (182 KB, 1873x2500) My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do... I just f-----' hate this Kingdom. And the MILF wors handing out casseroles. softly moans in his ear Anonymous 12/01/19(Sun)16:37:16 No.111681552 111681784 Ruby was sick of it. >>111681302 >The casseroles, every damn night Jaune brought back a casserole and >She was sick of the: constant stench of cheese, grinding and pushing down the disgustingly goey dish in her mouth, and she was especially sick of the habits Jaune was picking up from those haggard cougars. "No cookies after dinner Ruby, it's bad for your teeth Ruby" >It was one thing for the used goods to take away her time with Jaune, it was a whole other thing to deny her cookies and change Jaune as well. >Their theft was changing her, her cheerful demeanor had become more sullen, her bright eyes were shadowed by gloom, and the remaining joy was replaced with spite towards those that p----- her off. >She hated how Jaune had forgotten their time together and spent more time with his "huntsman duties". The constant kiss marks on his cheeks were enough of an annoyance as is. Jaune was hers and hers only, not eyecandy for ugly MILFS; And she was going to make sure would dearly learn not to f--- with her property. >>111685097 w-what are you doing here Miss Branwen? Sueouu ১.... uhh....are you here to see Yang? ...*she walks closer, until her chest is push up against his* >! mm-m-Miss- >she puts a finger on his lips* >Jaune is silent, shaking* >*her face gets closer, she puts her lips next to his ear, sniffs his hair and softly moans in his ear* >*Nora, with one eye open whispers, "I knew it was the hair!" >*Raven plucks a strand of hair off Jaune's head, puts it in her mouth, turns into a bird and flys off into the night* >*Jaune doesn't sleep that night My whole love life is just cold bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. Anonymous 12/01/19(Sun)16:46:47 No.111681784 File: ruby discovers m-----------.png (169 KB, 500x500) 111681915>>111682226 sounds of piercing screams from the children Anonymous 12/01/19(Sun)19:10:52 No.111685256 >>111681552 >It was only the ones that flirted with him at first >She picked them off. One by one, silently in the night. >Early mornings shattered with sounds of piercing screams from the children discovering their mother's corpses >She wasn't surprised when the subject came up in the morning briefings. >What did surprise her, was how personally Jaune took it. Before she could volunteer to "hunt down" the killer, Jaune already took the mission. >Her crusade had just begun and now it may have to come to an end if she can't lead Jaune down the wrong trail. >>111684989 >More mothers keep flocking to Jaune to keep their children safe as they see him as a truly good guy who needs comfort from the regular tragedies. >Some even invite him to their houses to treat him to hot coffee or food for a job well done >Jaune always tries to reject them kindly, but whenever a foolish mom asks that question, Ruby is always ready to say they would both love to as she's Jaune's partner and trusted friend >While they talk to the mothers Ruby is un-noticeably staking out their homes for her future crimes, while also making subtle moves to get closer to Jaune and making playful acts to make one think they're actually a couple. >Both Ruby and Jaune play it off as a laugh but Ruby's the one to sometimes say, "Well we wouldn't be that bad together" or "Lol, but could you imagine what kind of couple we would be?" >From then on after they leave, depending on how Ruby views them, they're either left alone for a awhile ore receive a visit from her later. This is the time of vengeance and no mother is worth saving. And will put in the grave as many fos can. It's time for me to kill Gnd it's time for me to r--- >She needed a scapegoat, someone to take the fall. Luckily, for her, all of those mothers we going to vote for Jacques. It was simple: >Find a way to blame Robyn's faction for killing people who would vote against her. Anonymous 12/01/19(Sun)17:06:01 No.111682226 Anonymous 12/01/19(Sun)19:22:54 No.111685497 File: ironwood.jpg (103 KB, 1280x720) 111682652 >>111685580>>111685728 >>111681784 JLE >Ruby starts to spread rumors amongst the public of how Robyn Hill hates people who disagree with her. >She tells them fearmongering stories of how she attacked a military convoy and stole supplies while leaving the soldiers helpless to be barely survive being attacked by Grimm >She also tells people that if you speak out in support of Ironwood or Jaxques too much, she'll send her 'happy' huntswomen to teach you a lesson >Ruby even says that when she saw the crime scene, she could've sworn that she saw a couple of her supporters looking pretty suspicious at the crime scenes and harassing the police. If Robyn Hill would attack the peacekeepers, couldn't she also attack the people of Atlas as well? >>111685256 >Ironwood's depression only rises when he can't catch this f------ Atlas version of Jack the Ripper >A sober Qrow finds Ironwood s-------- My mericnip crusade 29gins here Anonymous 12/01/19(Sun)17:24:20 No.111682652 File: fiona.jpg (279 KB, 540x1080) 111683107 Anonymous 12/01/19(Sun)19:26:58 No.111685580 File: oh no you dont.jpg (25 KB, 606x297) >111685729 RWBY: MATRICIDE >>111682226 >She plans a set up >Another MILF that got a little too cozy with Jaune after he saved her cat from a tree was next on her list >Fortunately, this MILF was in open support of Jacques Schnee. >Perfect >That night, Ruby assaults an old man in an alley and runs to tell Jaune that maybe the suspect was there. >She convinces Jaune to stay there and use his aura amplificatioin heal the man while she "chases after" the perp. >Unbeknownst to Ruby, Fiona sees this and is on her tail >Ruby sneaks into the MILFs house, gloved, and puts a pillow over her head >As the MILF breathes her last breath, Fiona, out of no where, breaks the window and kicks Ruby off the MILF >Fiona checks to see if the MILF has a pulse, there is none. >When Fiona turns around to apprehend Ruby, all she sees are the Mother's Children, staring at her over their mom's corpse. >Ruby is nowhere to be seen, but she hears her voice, just outside calling to Jaune >"Jaaaunne! Over here! I think they've killed another one!" >Fiona is in disbelief, she can't run or that would be suspicious, and unfortunately, her fingerprints are the only ones on the pillow and the mothers corpse. >The kids begin screaming As Jaune kicks down the front door and "gets the children to safety", Ruby, smiling, says "All according to plan... RUBY And now, you have officially carried it too far, Buddy Anonymous 12/01/19(Sun)17:34:12 No.111682924 File: batman rwby.jpg (94 KB, 648x1024) 111682989111683055111683102 >111685497 >Ruby drives Ironwood further into depression and paranoia. Mysterious mommy deaths leads to bigger mommy issues for Wayne Anonymous 12/01/19(Sun)19:33:52 No.111685728 File: ruby.png (656 KB, 880x708) >>111685256 >>111685497 The dexter theme plays whenever Ruby is visiting a MILF or Ironwood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2xxizpHuoo [Embed] LIVE THE BAT Anonymous 12/01/19(Sun)17:41:17 No.111683107 >111682652 The trial for Fiona is COlmpletely merciless, not only was she a faunus and one of Robyn's girls, the judges were bought out by Jacques >As hard as Fiona tried to claim innocence, the court constantly nitpicked her stories and Robyn wasn't allowed to support her due to being under investigation for her military attacks >When witnesses are finally called to the stand, Ruby finally strikes and begins putting false blame on Fiona and Robyn's group for the MILF attacks and assaults >Each MILF were known supporters of Jacques Schnee and at each attack there was a shallow mark made somewhere that came from their spears >Fiona is utterly helpless as she tries to deny the crimes and truthfully say that Ruby was the true culprit, unfortunately for her Jaune accurately says that Ruby was patrolling with him the entire time and alerted him to the MILF's murder Anonymous 12/01/19(Sun)19:33:52 No.111685729 >>111685580 >Ruby is keeping multiple secrets from Ironwood driving him into some of the darkest times of his life >He tries to keep putting on a good face for everyone, but is so tired and worn out in pain that sometimes he nearly collapses out of exhaustion. >Winter is even more devoted to trying to keep him on his feet and everyone else is working overtime to keep things running. >To all this, Ruby does not care. She's just making sure her Jaune stays with her, and so long as she has him everything will be fine. >She can even use this to her own advantage and uses her power of SPEECHES to encourage everyone into trusting her more, but they're really just meant to drive Jaune to her little by little with each passing day. >All the while the killings go on, and there's more motherless children than an war torn Mistrali ghetto >As Fiona breaks down and starts sobbing from all the pressure of false accusations and being found guilty, Ruby proudly smiles in the name of justice rightfully served. >In truth she's just happy she has more room to pin the MILF murders on Robyn and comfort poor, poor Jaune over the tragic deaths of the mothers he had gotten close to. >Fortunately Ruby would always be there to repair the damage and put herself back in her rightful place of supporting Jaune, all for herself Anonymous 12/01/19(Sun)18:34:56 No.111684382 Anonymous 12/01/19(Sun)20:35:46 No.111686915 File: ruby-rose-rwby-profile-pi..png (136 KB, 602x563) >>111683107 >"Ms. Fiona let's be honest to the court here, you know you murdered that young mother of three. In spite of all the evidence and testimonies against you, why would you lie to the court? Need I remind you that prior to being recruited by Ms. Hill, you used to be a bit of a rabble rouser while you worked in the mines, and constantly spoke out against him and his reasonable policies? Anonymous 12/01/19(Sun)19:41:05 No.111685859 File: pyrrha sceam.gif (639 KB, 400x386) >"Oh great..." >"What is it, Weiss?" >"My mom got s-------- again and she's making a total ass of herself" >"Oh come on, how bad can that be?" >"Ruby, she puked on the punch bowl and is basically hitting on Jaune" >..Say Weiss, do you really NEED a mother?" With you and Ms. Hill assaulting our own military, of course you'd have no problem silencing anyone who didn't agree with your viewpoints and swung the other way. Which is why you and your so called, "Happy Huntswomen" have boldly been attacking our civilian population even though there's already a great amount of unrest. That is why you assaulted multiple people and murdered so many innocent mothers. Because you and your militia despise the freedom of speech you allegedly fight for, and want to make sure that no one else besides Robyn Hill could make onto the council." >>111685729 >An autumn leaf slaps Ruby in the face >It comes out of nowhere and I'm pretty sure it's phisically impossible to even reach a tall building Anonymous 12/01/19(Sun)18:42:04 No.111684568 File: Ruby s--- eating grin.png (198 KB, 389x378) Anonymous 12/01/19(Sun)19:42:40 No.111685883 File: kermit ruby black 2.png (578 KB, 1263x815) >>111684382 >>111682924 >pic related is Ruby's face during the trial >she claims that she's just happy to finally have caught the murderer >>111685729 Bruce (Batman), Kate (Batwoman) and Selena (Catwoman)Team BBC)are all attending the trial and see >The public get further into their hate and mistrust of Ironwood since the killer is obviously still on the loose and they put an innocent sheep faunus to death >People think that it may be Robyn herself since she's still out and about >Even Ironwood is slowly beginning to think that Robyn is behind the murders Ruby's s--- eating grin >They know she f------ did it but can't do anything about it since the judge has already sentenced Fiona to death. Jacques' poll numbers are through the roof and Watts is pleasantly surprised at this turn of events. >Because more and more people and MILFS are supporting Jacques, Ruby's job gets easier and easier since they are all his supporters that he's killing. >Soon, Ruby plans her Final Solution® to the MILF problem and begins plans to crash Atlas into Mantle itself. Anonymous 12/01/19(Sun)18:48:19 No.111684723 >If it's for Jaune, it's ok ats for Jaune, 1S ok s tor Jaune iS.ok >>111684568 >After the trial Ruby is allowing the press to take pictures of her comforting and hugging Jaune as though she feels his pain. >Her cute look cleverly hides the devious truth behind her smiles Anonymous 12/01/19(Sun)19:20:49 No.1 11685452 File: takeshi kitano.jpg (118 KB, 1280x733) Anonymous 12/01/19(Sun)18:59:18 No.111684989 >>111685097 >>111684723 LATER >I just can't get over it Ruby, first Pyrrha, then countless mothers, am I cursed to get those around me hurt?! Jaune, of course not, it's just- >No Ruby, maybe you should stay away from me too. I wouldn't want something happening to you as well. >(RUBY GIVES A SPEECH) >You're right, we should stick together. We're stronger that way, right? >Of course, Jaune! >*Jaune goes back to his dorm* >Ruby sniffs her hand* >>111684989 >(RUBY GIVES A SPEECH) Jaune should've just killed himself REALITY WHERE DEATH FIONA WASNT PUT TO Anonymous 12/01/19(Sun)21:20:43 No.111687711 File: client PART_1515258733957(...).jpg (109 KB, 340x1353) THE ALTERNATE >111687452 >>111687498 >>111687516 Uh ohhh, here we go again >Out of all the Happy Huntswomen, the only one to show a little bit of questioning was Fiona >Though she would folllow Robyn wherever she went, she'd still have her own ideals to take care of While walking back from the store to pick up some supplies, she encounters Jaune doing his usual rounds at the crosswalk >Recognizing him as one of the newby hunters and friend of Ruby, she takes the time to talk to Jaune for a bit Not needing to worry about her public image nor getting info from him was a boon, as this allowed her to talk freely to Jaune about what happened and ask him to apologize to everyone on her behalf for the trouble Anonymous 12/01/19(Sun)19:03:43 No.111685097 File: raven branwen.jpg (23 KB, 400x400) >>111684989 >Turns out Jaune's semblance was the fact he's basically a magnet for MILFS. Any woman that at least birthed a kid would want some of that D'Arc >Oddly specific but so are most semblances >As Jaune goes to his dorm a Raven is seen at his window >Shortly after shaking hands to leave, she hands Jaune a chese snack, saying that he must be tired from doing boring Huntsman work all day Jaune replies back with a smile that no job is boring as long as he's helping out >Meanwhile Ruby feels a great disturbance and her blood lust rises](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/659/372/7c6.jpg)
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