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Anonymous 05/26/17(Fri)08:13:26 No. 19057712 >19057756 a friend of my dad's would babysit me sometimes when i was little (mom wasn't in the picture) and he used to tell a story to me that scares the absolute s--- out of me to this day. >dad's friend, I'Il call him Bob, is driving a rig out in the middle of b------ nowhere oregon >has to make the delivery by the following morning so he decides to just drive through the night >it's like one in the morning, no one else is out on the roads >hasnt seen another car in probably a hundred miles >he is literally in the middle of nowhere >suddenly the whole entire sky lights up >instantly like daylight >Bob f----- slams on the breaks, has no idea what the hell is going on >everything stays lit up for a good solid ten seconds, he can see everything >whatever's happening, it's not lightning, it doesn't stop or flicker at all >Bob hunkers down, anticipating imminent nuclear devastation >suddenly sky goes dark again >no sound, no blast wave >he sits there in the middle of the road waiting for almost five minutes, then decides to keep going >figures it was a meteor or something >goes about two miles up the road and sees a car with its flashers on stopped in the middle of the road >stops a good distance away from it >there's not enough room to go around it >front end of the car is crumpled like it hit something >Bob figures they probably hit a deer that got spooked whenever the meteor went over and ran into the road >he gets out of the cab and goes to see if the driver is okay >driver is sitting on the ground by the driver side door >has his knees up and is resting his head on his arms >"Hey buddy, you okay?" Bob calls. >he stops about ten feet away for seemingly no reason >something about the whole situation feels weird >Bob is one of those guys that always listens to his gut so he stays put >'God my head is killing me." The guy says, but he doesnt lift his head up so it's muffled >"Did you hit a deer?" Bob asks >he's getting more and more uneasy >somethings wrong (cont) Anonymous 05/26/17(Fri)08:25:14 No.19057756 >>19057767 >>19057712 >but he still can't figure out what exactly it is >the guy says he think he might have hurt his head, asks Bob to please help him >Bob takes a step forward but his instincts are going a------ >he looks at everything again >that's when he notices it >the f------ car is all wrong >it looks like what someone thinks a car looks like >it has all the right pieces but there's nothing extra, if that makes sense >Bob says it looked like a cheap hot wheels knock-off, it just looked wonky and wrong >he looks around at the back of the car and realizes that not only is there no license plate, there's not even a trunk >it's just one solid piece of material with taillights put in it >there's no manufacturer or model names >Bob knows cars, and this thing is nothing he's ever seen before >from where he's standing, he can see there's no tailpipe or even hubcaps >it's just the shape of a car >he starts to back up and the guy asks him for help again >Bob tells him he can't help him and that he'll call a tow truck when he gets to the next town >the guy lifts his head and looks at Bob >tells him he thinks he might have a concussion >something is really really wrong with the guys face but again it takes a second for Bob to figure it out The next part is exactly how Bob described it: >everything on the mans face was where it should have been, in their normal positions >he looked totally normal >except for the fact that his eyes and mouth were on upside down >Bob goes a------ and sprints back to his rig >climbs in, locks the door just in time for the man to slam into the door behind him >how the f--- did he get there so fast >he knocks on the glass and smiles at Bob but because his mouth is upside down it looks like he's screaming >tells Bob to open the door so he can come in >Bob f------ floors it >doesn't care if he hits the guy or not >his truck easily pushes the "car" out of the way >whatever it is, it's light and it makes no sound when he hits it Anonymous 05/26/17(Fri)08:30:06 No. 19057767 29384574832.jpg (18 KB, 267x200) >>19057756 Unfortunately it's an anticlimactic ending. Bob got where he was going fine, with no other problems. My dad knows the story, but I don't think he believes it. But Bob tells it to everyone he meets, so he obviously does. He's absolutely adamant about the guy being an alien. Years later I heard about the Thatcher Effect and nearly had a f------ heart attack when I saw it. I showed one of the pictures to Bob and he wouldn't even look at it. He says it's exactly what the guy looked like. >pic very much related

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Anonymous 05/26/17(Fri)08:13:26 No. 19057712 >19057756 a friend of my dad's would babysit me sometimes when i was little (mom wasn't in the picture) and he used to tell a story to me that scares the absolute s--- out of me to this day. >dad's friend, I'Il call him Bob, is driving a rig out in the middle of b------ nowhere oregon >has to make the delivery by the following morning so he decides to just drive through the night >it's like one in the morning, no one else is out on the roads >hasnt seen another car in probably a hundred miles >he is literally in the middle of nowhere >suddenly the whole entire sky lights up >instantly like daylight >Bob f----- slams on the breaks, has no idea what the hell is going on >everything stays lit up for a good solid ten seconds, he can see everything >whatever's happening, it's not lightning, it doesn't stop or flicker at all >Bob hunkers down, anticipating imminent nuclear devastation >suddenly sky goes dark again >no sound, no blast wave >he sits there in the middle of the road waiting for almost five minutes, then decides to keep going >figures it was a meteor or something >goes about two miles up the road and sees a car with its flashers on stopped in the middle of the road >stops a good distance away from it >there's not enough room to go around it >front end of the car is crumpled like it hit something >Bob figures they probably hit a deer that got spooked whenever the meteor went over and ran into the road >he gets out of the cab and goes to see if the driver is okay >driver is sitting on the ground by the driver side door >has his knees up and is resting his head on his arms >"Hey buddy, you okay?" Bob calls. >he stops about ten feet away for seemingly no reason >something about the whole situation feels weird >Bob is one of those guys that always listens to his gut so he stays put >'God my head is killing me." The guy says, but he doesnt lift his head up so it's muffled >"Did you hit a deer?" Bob asks >he's getting more and more uneasy >somethings wrong (cont) Anonymous 05/26/17(Fri)08:25:14 No.19057756 >>19057767 >>19057712 >but he still can't figure out what exactly it is >the guy says he think he might have hurt his head, asks Bob to please help him >Bob takes a step forward but his instincts are going a------ >he looks at everything again >that's when he notices it >the f------ car is all wrong >it looks like what someone thinks a car looks like >it has all the right pieces but there's nothing extra, if that makes sense >Bob says it looked like a cheap hot wheels knock-off, it just looked wonky and wrong >he looks around at the back of the car and realizes that not only is there no license plate, there's not even a trunk >it's just one solid piece of material with taillights put in it >there's no manufacturer or model names >Bob knows cars, and this thing is nothing he's ever seen before >from where he's standing, he can see there's no tailpipe or even hubcaps >it's just the shape of a car >he starts to back up and the guy asks him for help again >Bob tells him he can't help him and that he'll call a tow truck when he gets to the next town >the guy lifts his head and looks at Bob >tells him he thinks he might have a concussion >something is really really wrong with the guys face but again it takes a second for Bob to figure it out The next part is exactly how Bob described it: >everything on the mans face was where it should have been, in their normal positions >he looked totally normal >except for the fact that his eyes and mouth were on upside down >Bob goes a------ and sprints back to his rig >climbs in, locks the door just in time for the man to slam into the door behind him >how the f--- did he get there so fast >he knocks on the glass and smiles at Bob but because his mouth is upside down it looks like he's screaming >tells Bob to open the door so he can come in >Bob f------ floors it >doesn't care if he hits the guy or not >his truck easily pushes the "car" out of the way >whatever it is, it's light and it makes no sound when he hits it Anonymous 05/26/17(Fri)08:30:06 No. 19057767 29384574832.jpg (18 KB, 267x200) >>19057756 Unfortunately it's an anticlimactic ending. Bob got where he was going fine, with no other problems. My dad knows the story, but I don't think he believes it. But Bob tells it to everyone he meets, so he obviously does. He's absolutely adamant about the guy being an alien. Years later I heard about the Thatcher Effect and nearly had a f------ heart attack when I saw it. I showed one of the pictures to Bob and he wouldn't even look at it. He says it's exactly what the guy looked like. >pic very much related

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