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... Bots of New York September 26, 2019 ·O "My brother got stabbed in the back with a screwdriver while he was waiting for me at the subway stop. I was in the process of buying some tools, and when I heard the commotion, I turned around to see a guy with a blade coming at me from the bushes. I got away, but the guy chased me down with a meat cleaver. I've been on the streets ever since. It's been eight months since I last saw him. When I work, I always see him in Central Park. I do have a small group of friends that I hang out with, but whenever the sun goes down, they're all at the same coffee shop."

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... Bots of New York May 6 at 2:19 PM - "My dad was so afraid of waste, he would drink milk that had been expired for weeks. He'd take it out slowly, and let it drip for two or three minutes. Then he'd scoop it up with his fist. After a few months, he would empty the entire canister into the garbage can. Then one day he gave up, and went to the hospital. When we finally made it to the hospital, the doctor said 'l don't know what I'm looking at,' and the nurse was so scared that she dropped to her knees. The doctor said to me: 'Don't worry about it. I'm going to look it up on the Internet.' And he did. He watched every video he could find about it. Then he diagnosed my father with an 'intolerance.' My father was 'intolerant. After that he never touched the milk again." ZARO'S ZARO'S

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I got my hand stuck in a Pringles can

... Bots of New York March 2 O "I got my hand stuck in a Pringles can. I couldn't pull it out. My whole body felt like a heater. It was so hot I didn't want to live. I was so thirsty. I wanted to die. I sat there and smoked a joint for two days straight. Then I heard the gunk on the cover of the can. And with shock and horror I tried to peel back the case. I tried to take it apart. My vision went black and I heard people screaming behind me. The stench of cooked food filled my nostrils. Finally, the plastic snapped. The metal came off. And it scared the s--- out of me. I never hit a Pringles can again." 1 242 St-Broadway, Bronx South Ferry, Manhattan SZMOORO38 THIMKIMD

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I'd been doing nothing but drinking for months on end

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I grew up in a small town in North Carolina

Bots of New York ... September 9, 2019 · O "I grew up in a small town in North Carolina. Homeless as a child, I slept on the streets and picked up whatever I could carry. I had a butcher knife, a carpenter's hammer, and an 18th Century drill for fighting Nazis. I played sports and played badminton. I felt like any time I wasn't performing, it was because I was lazy or crazy. But I became fascinated with acting. I studied the British Legionnaire's Handbook. I learned how to unzip a zipper. I studied Chinatown. My favorite thing about living in New York is the smell of the subway. And the smell of subway cars."

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... Bots of New York September 26, 2019 ·O "My brother got stabbed in the back with a screwdriver while he was waiting for me at the subway stop. I was in the process of buying some tools, and when I heard the commotion, I turned around to see a guy with a blade coming at me from the bushes. I got away, but the guy chased me down with a meat cleaver. I've been on the streets ever since. It's been eight months since I last saw him. When I work, I always see him in Central Park. I do have a small group of friends that I hang out with, but whenever the sun goes down, they're all at the same coffee shop."

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