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Bots of New York ... April 14 O "I've been trying to find Waldo for twelve years. I've tried every telephone number. I've tried telegraphs. I've tried the New York Stock Exchange. I've tried the S&P 500. I've even tried the Bermuda Stock Triangle. But I haven't seen him in over two decades. I want to see him burn in hell. I know that sounds harsh but I really believe that God has a plan for him." RDASIU BRASIL BRASIL
... Bots of New York April 6 · O "I figured, What's the worst that could happen? It's only weed.' So I tried it full strength, and it felt like my face was turned into a microwave. I went to the ER and they put me into a medically induced coma. Two T-Rexs came charging at me from different directions. I asked the blue one: "Why aren't there more billionaires?' That's when the psychiatrist finally kicked in my door. I woke up with a whimper. He told me: Your dreams are over. Harvest is futile. Hell is coming."
... Bots of New York April 2 · 6 "After I got in trouble, they put me on a treatment called MKULTRA. They'd gotten some weird looking equipment from the government, and they'd hooked me up to the most powerful computers in the world. They'd even gotten me a fake severed head to play with in the name of science. But nobody ever seemed to notice that I was having a bad day. Luckily I was a med student, and had access to some of the best cocaine in the city." PRIE
Bots of New York March 24 - O "My workout partners called me The Kanye of steroids. I used to smoke rock ... candy and pee in the trash. Most of the guys would pay me to train with them. I was made to smoke a joint while everyone was smoking hot ass. I even had a carrot butt named Bushwhacked. I felt like The Commanding Officer of the Marines. I thought I was supposed to be like Michael Jordan or Marvin Gaye. But I just wanted to curl my toes and think about all the fun times I had as a child. After a few months, the twins were born and I gained some perspective. I realized that I had overcompensated for the weakness of my previous vegan choices. Now I realize that eating two pounds of vegan chocolate cod liver oil every day is a bit extreme." TCS NEW YOCITY MARATI 019
... Bots of New York March 18 - O "My dentist plays nothing but Radiohead at his office. I tried to give him money to fix my dentures, but he said: 'Dentures are vanity. You don't belong here."
... Bots of New York April 17 at 9:17 AM O "All I could say was 'Holy. F------. S---.' The doctor ordered an MRI, and I couldn't believe it! It was the worst brain surgery in the history of medicine! The surgeon tried to cut the brain stem! The stick came out so it'd be impossible to fix! Luckily l'm a carpenter, and I was able to fashion a new stem out of mahogany. The next day my phone rang. Someone on the other end said: "You're The F------ Man.' Then I just quit school and went straight into underground banking. I made enough in three months to send my son to college." CMONC onot lean n doxr
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About

Bots of New York is a Facebook novelty group that posts AI-generated photographs of New Yorkers paired with AI-generated stories, with the popular blog Humans of New York serving as the training data.

History

In late 2010, website[1] and Facebook[2] group Humans of New York were created by American author and photographer Brandon Stanton. Initially a photography project, Humans of New York later became a long-running series of short interviews with New Yorkers accompanied by their photographs. As of May 14th, 2020, the Facebook group had over 17.8 million followers, with an additional 10.3 million followers on Instagram[3] and 880,000 followers on Twitter.[4]

On May 2nd, 2019, Facebook[5] group Bots of New York was created. The group posts AI-generated photographs of New Yorkers accompanied by their AI-generated stories, with the posts of Humans of New York serving as the training data for the AI (post examples shown below).

... Bots of New York May 10 at 4:49 PM - "So I met this beautiful woman. We were both looking for a friend. I thought she'd be more 'hip hop-influenced.' We exchanged boyfriend details on the Internet. After a few dates, we exchanged our clothes. Then two weeks later she cheated on me with a dude friend. I dumped her. She went back to him, but he dumped her too. So I dumped her too. Then two weeks after that I met this woman who was so great that she actually wanted to be my girlfriend. She was all sweetness and cuddles. We talked about the future. We talked about starting a family. But then we got pregnant. So I dumped her too."
Bots of New York May 8 at 2:27 PM 6 "I'm not much of a wine person. But I love to imagine what a wine person would taste like."
Bots of New York ... April 14 O "I've been trying to find Waldo for twelve years. I've tried every telephone number. I've tried telegraphs. I've tried the New York Stock Exchange. I've tried the S&P 500. I've even tried the Bermuda Stock Triangle. But I haven't seen him in over two decades. I want to see him burn in hell. I know that sounds harsh but I really believe that God has a plan for him." RDASIU BRASIL BRASIL

Features

The group utilizes various machine learning and computer vision programs to generate images. The texts are generated with the use of the GPT-2 text generation tool.[6] All steps of image and caption generation are automated.[7]

Highlights

Multiple posts shared in the group saw further spread online with reposts on Facebook,[8] Twitter[9] and other sites.

Traffic

As of May 14th, 2020, the group had over 39,000 likes and 41,000 followers.

Various Examples

Bots of New York April 1 6 "There's three types of surgeons: colonoscopists, dermatologists, and anesthesiologists." 杨高公交 本年今日
... Bots of New York April 6 · O "I figured, What's the worst that could happen? It's only weed.' So I tried it full strength, and it felt like my face was turned into a microwave. I went to the ER and they put me into a medically induced coma. Two T-Rexs came charging at me from different directions. I asked the blue one: "Why aren't there more billionaires?' That's when the psychiatrist finally kicked in my door. I woke up with a whimper. He told me: Your dreams are over. Harvest is futile. Hell is coming."
... Bots of New York May 6 at 2:19 PM - "My dad was so afraid of waste, he would drink milk that had been expired for weeks. He'd take it out slowly, and let it drip for two or three minutes. Then he'd scoop it up with his fist. After a few months, he would empty the entire canister into the garbage can. Then one day he gave up, and went to the hospital. When we finally made it to the hospital, the doctor said 'l don't know what I'm looking at,' and the nurse was so scared that she dropped to her knees. The doctor said to me: 'Don't worry about it. I'm going to look it up on the Internet.' And he did. He watched every video he could find about it. Then he diagnosed my father with an 'intolerance.' My father was 'intolerant. After that he never touched the milk again." ZARO'S ZARO'S
Bots of New York April 16 at 9:12 AM O "I honestly don't even see her as a cartoon. Jessica Rabbit is the most beautiful being. I imagine her wearing nothing but leggings, and walking around with a cane, and spitting on me. It's the image of her being completely free, and unbound, and able to do whatever she wants. Sometimes I imagine that we're playing Pokémon, and even though l'm crying, we have our initials embroidered on the towels."
... Bots of New York March 18 - O "My dentist plays nothing but Radiohead at his office. I tried to give him money to fix my dentures, but he said: 'Dentures are vanity. You don't belong here."
Bots of New York March 24 - O "My workout partners called me The Kanye of steroids. I used to smoke rock ... candy and pee in the trash. Most of the guys would pay me to train with them. I was made to smoke a joint while everyone was smoking hot ass. I even had a carrot butt named Bushwhacked. I felt like The Commanding Officer of the Marines. I thought I was supposed to be like Michael Jordan or Marvin Gaye. But I just wanted to curl my toes and think about all the fun times I had as a child. After a few months, the twins were born and I gained some perspective. I realized that I had overcompensated for the weakness of my previous vegan choices. Now I realize that eating two pounds of vegan chocolate cod liver oil every day is a bit extreme." TCS NEW YOCITY MARATI 019

Search Interest

External References

[1] Humans of New York – Main Page

[2] Facebook – Humans of New York

[3] Instagram – humansofny

[4] Twitter – @humansofny

[5] Facebook – Bots of New York

[6] The Bot Appreciation Society Wiki – Bots of New York

[7] Facebook – Bots of New York

[8] Facebook – Chad Mojito's Globular Meme Sobornost & Senseless Drivel Cult Supercluster

[9] Twitter – @ItsukiTheEsper

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About

Bots of New York is a Facebook novelty group that posts AI-generated photographs of New Yorkers paired with AI-generated stories, with the popular blog Humans of New York serving as the training data.

History

In late 2010, website[1] and Facebook[2] group Humans of New York were created by American author and photographer Brandon Stanton. Initially a photography project, Humans of New York later became a long-running series of short interviews with New Yorkers accompanied by their photographs. As of May 14th, 2020, the Facebook group had over 17.8 million followers, with an additional 10.3 million followers on Instagram[3] and 880,000 followers on Twitter.[4]

On May 2nd, 2019, Facebook[5] group Bots of New York was created. The group posts AI-generated photographs of New Yorkers accompanied by their AI-generated stories, with the posts of Humans of New York serving as the training data for the AI (post examples shown below).


... Bots of New York May 10 at 4:49 PM - "So I met this beautiful woman. We were both looking for a friend. I thought she'd be more 'hip hop-influenced.' We exchanged boyfriend details on the Internet. After a few dates, we exchanged our clothes. Then two weeks later she cheated on me with a dude friend. I dumped her. She went back to him, but he dumped her too. So I dumped her too. Then two weeks after that I met this woman who was so great that she actually wanted to be my girlfriend. She was all sweetness and cuddles. We talked about the future. We talked about starting a family. But then we got pregnant. So I dumped her too." Bots of New York May 8 at 2:27 PM 6 "I'm not much of a wine person. But I love to imagine what a wine person would taste like." Bots of New York ... April 14 O "I've been trying to find Waldo for twelve years. I've tried every telephone number. I've tried telegraphs. I've tried the New York Stock Exchange. I've tried the S&P 500. I've even tried the Bermuda Stock Triangle. But I haven't seen him in over two decades. I want to see him burn in hell. I know that sounds harsh but I really believe that God has a plan for him." RDASIU BRASIL BRASIL

Features

The group utilizes various machine learning and computer vision programs to generate images. The texts are generated with the use of the GPT-2 text generation tool.[6] All steps of image and caption generation are automated.[7]

Highlights

Multiple posts shared in the group saw further spread online with reposts on Facebook,[8] Twitter[9] and other sites.

Traffic

As of May 14th, 2020, the group had over 39,000 likes and 41,000 followers.

Various Examples


Bots of New York April 1 6 "There's three types of surgeons: colonoscopists, dermatologists, and anesthesiologists." 杨高公交 本年今日 ... Bots of New York April 6 · O "I figured, What's the worst that could happen? It's only weed.' So I tried it full strength, and it felt like my face was turned into a microwave. I went to the ER and they put me into a medically induced coma. Two T-Rexs came charging at me from different directions. I asked the blue one: "Why aren't there more billionaires?' That's when the psychiatrist finally kicked in my door. I woke up with a whimper. He told me: Your dreams are over. Harvest is futile. Hell is coming." ... Bots of New York May 6 at 2:19 PM - "My dad was so afraid of waste, he would drink milk that had been expired for weeks. He'd take it out slowly, and let it drip for two or three minutes. Then he'd scoop it up with his fist. After a few months, he would empty the entire canister into the garbage can. Then one day he gave up, and went to the hospital. When we finally made it to the hospital, the doctor said 'l don't know what I'm looking at,' and the nurse was so scared that she dropped to her knees. The doctor said to me: 'Don't worry about it. I'm going to look it up on the Internet.' And he did. He watched every video he could find about it. Then he diagnosed my father with an 'intolerance.' My father was 'intolerant. After that he never touched the milk again." ZARO'S ZARO'S
Bots of New York April 16 at 9:12 AM O "I honestly don't even see her as a cartoon. Jessica Rabbit is the most beautiful being. I imagine her wearing nothing but leggings, and walking around with a cane, and spitting on me. It's the image of her being completely free, and unbound, and able to do whatever she wants. Sometimes I imagine that we're playing Pokémon, and even though l'm crying, we have our initials embroidered on the towels." ... Bots of New York March 18 - O "My dentist plays nothing but Radiohead at his office. I tried to give him money to fix my dentures, but he said: 'Dentures are vanity. You don't belong here." Bots of New York March 24 - O "My workout partners called me The Kanye of steroids. I used to smoke rock ... candy and pee in the trash. Most of the guys would pay me to train with them. I was made to smoke a joint while everyone was smoking hot ass. I even had a carrot butt named Bushwhacked. I felt like The Commanding Officer of the Marines. I thought I was supposed to be like Michael Jordan or Marvin Gaye. But I just wanted to curl my toes and think about all the fun times I had as a child. After a few months, the twins were born and I gained some perspective. I realized that I had overcompensated for the weakness of my previous vegan choices. Now I realize that eating two pounds of vegan chocolate cod liver oil every day is a bit extreme." TCS NEW YOCITY MARATI 019

Search Interest

External References

[1] Humans of New York – Main Page

[2] Facebook – Humans of New York

[3] Instagram – humansofny

[4] Twitter – @humansofny

[5] Facebook – Bots of New York

[6] The Bot Appreciation Society Wiki – Bots of New York

[7] Facebook – Bots of New York

[8] Facebook – Chad Mojito's Globular Meme Sobornost & Senseless Drivel Cult Supercluster

[9] Twitter – @ItsukiTheEsper

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