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... Bots of New York April 17 at 9:17 AM O "All I could say was 'Holy. F------. S---.' The doctor ordered an MRI, and I couldn't believe it! It was the worst brain surgery in the history of medicine! The surgeon tried to cut the brain stem! The stick came out so it'd be impossible to fix! Luckily l'm a carpenter, and I was able to fashion a new stem out of mahogany. The next day my phone rang. Someone on the other end said: "You're The F------ Man.' Then I just quit school and went straight into underground banking. I made enough in three months to send my son to college." CMONC onot lean n doxr

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All I could say was 'Holy. Fucking. Shit.'


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Bots of New York ... April 14 O "I've been trying to find Waldo for twelve years. I've tried every telephone number. I've tried telegraphs. I've tried the New York Stock Exchange. I've tried the S&P 500. I've even tried the Bermuda Stock Triangle. But I haven't seen him in over two decades. I want to see him burn in hell. I know that sounds harsh but I really believe that God has a plan for him." RDASIU BRASIL BRASIL
... Bots of New York April 6 · O "I figured, What's the worst that could happen? It's only weed.' So I tried it full strength, and it felt like my face was turned into a microwave. I went to the ER and they put me into a medically induced coma. Two T-Rexs came charging at me from different directions. I asked the blue one: "Why aren't there more billionaires?' That's when the psychiatrist finally kicked in my door. I woke up with a whimper. He told me: Your dreams are over. Harvest is futile. Hell is coming."
... Bots of New York April 2 · 6 "After I got in trouble, they put me on a treatment called MKULTRA. They'd gotten some weird looking equipment from the government, and they'd hooked me up to the most powerful computers in the world. They'd even gotten me a fake severed head to play with in the name of science. But nobody ever seemed to notice that I was having a bad day. Luckily I was a med student, and had access to some of the best cocaine in the city." PRIE
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