Authoritarian The America Hater The Boomer >Exists to criticize America even though they've probably never been there >*ssssiip* Yup, life was better back in the 50s >Unironically calls America a third-world country >Hates commies, although the definition of "commie" varies >Two favorite subject areas >Pronounces "China" the are guns and healthcare same way Trump does The Empty >No thoughts >No words >Just infinite, blessed silence The woke liberal The Griller >Goes along with whatever Woke Twitter is doing these days >Doesn't care about politics, just wants to hang out with his buddies >Never watches the news >Probably posted a black square to end racism >Likes to go fishing with his kids on weekends >Definitely votes Democrat Libertarian

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Authoritarian The immortal science of materialist Christianity made the master race dialectics is the only permitted world view. weak. Islam in particular must be destroyed. Economic- Left Imagine caring about anything. Economic- Right Sorry, but religion is, like, the patriarchy, sweetie. Slaves of the Archons Wanna buy a brain chip? Or at least a bottle of corn syrup? Libertarian Servants of the Aeons I hate the antichrist!

How is order maintained and the issue of economic scarcity dealt with? Authoritarian Government & Government Property Rights Economic- Left Economic- Right IDK (It's going to be a government) Property Rights Libertarian

LIBERTE EGALITE FRATERNITE FRATERNITE EGALITE LIBERTE

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Ok so, hear me out According to a libright I was told Libleft will always lead to authleft Economic- Economic- Left Right But according to libleft, Libright will apparently always lead to authright as well? Economic- Economic- Left Right And since communism will always fail according to both rightists and all failed communism is not really communism This must mean... Economic- Economic- Left Right The entire compass are just Authright in denial?

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Accelerationism compass

HYPERHUMAN Total Nihilistic Un-Singularity THyper-Commodified Cybernetic Sex Slime Cocaine Capitalism Recursive Matrioshka Brain Universe Reduplication Exit Transcendence Post-Collapse Subtellurian Archeofuturist Miyazaki Patchwork Interplanetary Technofascist Manifest Galaxy Universal MMO Consciousness Upload (Re)colonization Fully Automated Gay 100% Urbanization SimCity Al-tocracy Eternal Y2K Cultural Autonomous Pajeet Time-Trap Forever Space Luxury Communism Technocracy Eco-Fascist- Global Genocide Anti-Singularity Globohomo Vampire-Elite Enslavement Post-Scarcity Ex-Human Pangalactic Post-Female Mass Technoreclusion Strip Mining Singularity UNHUMAN ACCELERATIOZ OWOELERATION

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Reject modernity, become monke

What centrists think politics is like Authoritarian ООн ООн АН АН ООН ООн АН АН -BOTTOMLESS PIT BOTTOMLESS PIT Why don't we try to reach a compromise? Economic- Left I'm sure Economic- there's truth to Right ООН ООН AΗ ΑΗ each of your points.| O ОН ООН ΑΗ ΑΗ BOTTOMLESS PIT -BOTTOMLESS PIT Libertarian What politics is actually like Authoritarian ООн ООН АН АН ООн ООн АН АН BOTTOMLESS PIT BOTTOMLESS PIT ООН ООН АН АН Economic- Left BOTTOMLESS PIT Economic- Right ООН ООН OOH OOH АН АН ΑΗ ΑΗ BOTTOMLESS PIT BOTTOMLESS PIT Libertarian

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LibLeft AuthRight Unity?

lucy O @sluttydreamer homophobia is understable, transphobia is not. there's so many reasons to hate gay people, most specifically white gays.. but there's never a reason to be a transphobe 11:31 PM - Jun 12, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 1.4K Retweets 1.1K Likes

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The "Members of r/PCM" Political Compass (somebody had to do it)

Authoritarian A The r/PCM Mod >Deals with reposts and fake/stupid Hater The Format Poster The Marx Quoter The Reddit Mod The Purple-Flair The Nazi >Takes formats made by The Meme Inventor and gives them to the people >Works Marxism into every conversation >Everybody thinks they're trying to shut >Pretends they do it ironically >Gets angry and closes Reddit when somebody says something bad about >Very open about his ideas on race >Thinks any minority you can name is inferior to whatever race they are >Hangs out here because everyone accepts them anyway >also banned from every other political sub reports on a daily basis >Spends a lot of time on r/MemeEconomy >Also the guy who gives the "sauce" on memes when people ask for it this sub down because they hate opinions >Really they don't give a s--- >Terrified every time they make a >The gross embodiment of pure evil decision about the sub >Least popular member of the sub, even more than The Unflaired >No proper rational for their defining belief >The Purple Flair Loyalist would unironically kill this person IRL Marx or communism >Doesn't get paid s--- for any of it >Probs gay Imao (we love you, mods) u/basedcount_bot The Comedically The "Libleft" The Veteran The "I'm Not Racist" The Offender >Does necessary labor for the good of allChallenged on the subreddit and for no payment >Thinks they're libleft but are definitely authoritarian and pro-government >Doesn't have an opinion on economics >Overall pretty confused >Been here since the sub's beginning >Used to hold very extreme views all over the compass, but now they're relatively near the center >Realizes they like the like the status quo but >Comments bait laid for The Offended >Secretly worships Ben Shapiro >"I'm not racist, but here are some >There's a reason authleft posts the least successful memes statistically >Something something the left can't meme something something >Data is and nothing else >Nobody knows their real opinions >Doesn't even know their own beliefs or opinions >Contribute nothing to the subreddit >ldeal member of society facts about race and IQ" >Most based individual >everyone on the sub doesn't care by a landslide >Absolute chad refuses to flair centrist >Always calls out S reposts one way or the other; they just tryna sad >Liked by almost nobody meme The Patriotic American The Upvoter The Lurker The Proud Centrist The Unironic Grill The "Centrist" >Never posts or comments anything >Flairs centrist and comments constantly Enthusiast >Sometimes upvotes posts they like >Sorts almost exclusively by new >Upvotes anything that isn't a repost or absolute dogshit >Doesn't care about political agendas, just wants to upvote funny memes >Everybody likes them >Thinks they're a centrist and flairs it >Memed on but generally respected >Becomes vocally outraged when anything about the sub changes >Literally just wants to grill and stuff >Doesn't understand all the grill jokes >Flairs centrist because people tell him to but doesn't really understand politics >"Why am I wasting >Actually is very pro-capitalism and holds extreme and often troubling views >Hates BBQing >Sorts by hot or top >Loves America and makes sure everybody else knows while thinking they're being subtle about it >Flairs libright but everybody knows they aren't >Only here because they watched Jreg >Holds worrying >Integral to the sub's success time on this sub? could be BBQing." opinions about minorities The Casual User The r/politics User The Centrist in Denial The New Member The Reposter The Top Commenter >Came here expecting everybody to >Only sees the sub through their feed >Flairs left or libleft but doesn't usually participate by commenting or posting >Spends less than an hour a day on Reddit >Doesn't really know what's going on >Likes memes I guess >Keeps getting yelled at to "flair up," but doesn't know what that means >Gets top comment on every post in hot by making a simple joke, usually circlejerking or circlejerk circlejerking >Constantly called "based" >It works, so no agree with them like on r/politics >Reports posts frequently themselves that they're libleft, authleft, or >Leaves the sub in a day or two >Flairs as something other than centrist >Desperately tries to convince >Reposts s--- for upvotes >Constantly called out by The Veteran >It still works even libright >Can't watch Jreg without crying >Will probably shame >Majority population of the sub leave soon The Offended The Unflaired The Mod Hater The Circlejerker The Comedic Genius The Meme Inventor >Criticizes all of the mods' actions >"r/poliTICs is so blAsEd aNd baD!!1!!" >"OM99 PCM is so bAsEd anD rAtIOnAl!1!! lololol" >Knows the memes the subreddit likes >"F--- everyone telling me to flair up" >Pretends he doesn't want to conform >Can't stand social beliefs that don't align with theirs, especially racist ones >Doesn't really know what they believe, but they do not what they don't >Absolutely hates AuthRight >Always falls for obvious bait >Comes up with all the new, popular formats for big karma intake >All their formats have mass appeal for all four quadrants >Hates the new high effort >Most of their memes make fun of libleft >"WHY DID YOU TAKE DOWN MY and capitalizes on new formats >Gets memes in hot almost >Actually just ashamed of his libleft political opinions because they're constantly made fun of >Very shakey political beliefs >Doesn't comment POST!!? IT DEFINITELY VIOLATED O RULES REEEEEEEE" daily, even if they're s--- >Would call mods gay if they didn't like gay being used as a derogatory term >The Offender's memes getting upvoted recently >The Sad Memer hates them often >The Offender bait often works loves him on them as well The "I took the The Sad Memer The Revolutionary The Circlejerk The Purple Flair The Karma Scientist >Hates that their quadrant is made fun of >Will always condone acts of violence >"I HATE wHeN >Maximizes karma intake daily >Gets meme into hot at least every day >Has many top posts and comments >Spends hours and hours on PCM (and Reddit in general) and still has a social life >The reason libright has political compass test once" so often but doesn't outwardly complain >Most active member of the Purple Flair CirciejerkerpCM CIRCLE Jerks" Loyalist >Had this flair since he joined long ago >"aLI tHE mEmEs jUst Make fUn oF LIBIEFT" >Makes occasional memes mocking the right, but none of them get out of new >Only upvotes memes agreeing with their own POv >Flair is fake and Protests, even more than The Purple >Respected by every member of the subreddit (even if they call him a p-------- all the time) >Front-line revolutionary >The test told him he was here, so his is >He actually is full libleft but only by mere Flair Loyalist >Something something introduce a little coincidence >Responds angrily to almost every anarchy something something when the subreddit changes every week or so >Spends too much time on deleted the flair the most successful meme on esub memes of all >Flairs "Left" rather the quadrants than Libleft for Reddit some reason Libertarian Right Left

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[TEMPLATE] Blank 6x6 Political Compass, good for Wojak Memes. Couldn't find a template with clean lines so I made one. [3200x3200]

Authoritarian Libertarian Right Left

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The Political Compass, except it's people you meet when you play Dungeons and Dragons

Authoritarian The Excited Royalist The Lore Keeper >Owns every book >Will critique your backstory for The DM The Munchkin The "Pretend" Fascist The "GM" >Has a habit of adversarial >Lets the whole party level up at the same time >What's roleplaying? He's here to win >Yes, you can win at D&D |>Manipulates rules for personal gain "haha my character wants to kill the inferior races but i would never DMing >Comes up with kickass creative story - >Honestly just thrilled the want that in real life" >Doesn't railroad аccuracy "what do you mean, banned? for what?" >Will kill you if you deviate from it game world is an absolute "well, actually, in this circumstance IALES E it wouldiber PORT PLAVENS HAEYTREMEEYMUAL. "Rememer, guys, 'Do what's fun' is the most important rule" "I swear they aren't loaded! I'm just lucky!" monarchy and everyone thinks it's cool UOLOS GUIDL MuiSILKS ASTERS GUIDE "When I say TTABYS STORNIKING unsusal fora APOCALY SE HOAKOWart and an elf to ever agree to an alliance. And furthermore 'rules as THE RASE F TIAMAT written' | "I picked the noble background! Greetings, peasants!" MEAN rules as written" The Ex-Christian Girl The Fantasy Hardliner The Balance Enthusiast The Min/Maxer The Rules Lawyer The Christian Girl >Plays Tieflings almost exclusively >lf she brings brownies they have weed in them >Has memorized every rule so he can kill other PCs on a technicality >Constantly jerks off to 3.5e, will fight people who prefer 5th edition >Hates people who prefer story to gameplay "NOO0O! You can't just use a >Absolutely DESPISES any technological or Sci-Fi elements >Kinda uncomfy with all the extra gods >Character is a combination of feats and bonuses to get 64 attacks every turn!!!!!!! YOU ARE RUINING THE ACTION "haha polearm master go swoosh swoosh" >Wants every campagin to feel like LOTR >Dating the Lesbian ECONIMERINOO0!!!!!!!!!" wood elf whose name is one letter off from hers >Still mad dims >Brings brownies for the table about Eberron "THATS NOT WHAT IT SAYS IN THE BOOK" "Your character is ruining my immersion" The Edgy Realist >ls the only player who cares about "survival mechanics" or "carry weight" The Chad The Ancestor >Reacts to everything that happens in game with a Darkest Dungeon Steve The Paladin Fan The Enthusiastic Newbie >Has wanted to play for years, finally has a group to play with >Only plays paladins >Moderate IRL >Football player, got talked into joining by his "nerd friends" >Actually pretty fun to play with >We play in his mom's basement >Everybody say thank you Steve >Smite best spell >Thinks Goodberry quote is massively broken "HOW QUICKLY THE TIDE TURNS" >Wants to stick to >Plays a barbarian the rules, has no idea what they are DEUS VULT DEUS VULT >Punch ALL "Same time DEUS VULT the things >Actually super fun to play with "Trust me, next week?" DEUS VULT DEUS VULT guys, it'll be more DEUS VULT DEUS VULT satisfying this way" DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT The Snack Guy The Egg "Hey how come you only play characters of the opposite gender?" "Oh haha I just find The Steven Universe The Homebrewer The Combat Specialist The Game Store Owner >Plans entire combat out beforehand to >Writer who brings all kinds of neat ideas to the game >Skidadle skidone, your money is all gone >Owns the Dice Hoarder's soul >Wants to befriend every enemy and redeem every villain >Avoids combat whenever possible >Plays a healer >Essentially a more wholesome version of the >Brings snacks to the meetings >Cool character >Oh s--- he brought Cool Ranch Doritos maximize damage and ensure victory options and items, maybe a couple spells >After one turn the Pyromaniac ruins the whole plan anyway >Thanks Chris them more interesting" BORN TO "fighter is a super fun class what are you >Nothing too crazy tho FEEL talking about" Incredibly Horny Bard >Still cis tho Dorntes >Thinking about maybe DMing sometime soon The Lesbian The Furry The Closet Furry The "Chaotic Neutral" >Takes every possible chance to steal |>Has not lasted more than two from/stab other player characters, thinks this makes him edgy and subversive The Pirate Trevor >Only plays druids or rangers >Character literally raised by wolves >Thinks it's quirky to introduce a character by having them lick one of the other PCs >Swashbuckler in game >Has the entire WOTC Library on a Google Drive >Her character IS cooler than yours >Only ever plays Tabaxi, Tieflings, or Dragonborn sessions with any group without getting banned >Really gets into | >Actually super good at roleplay, lots character, great at roleplaying of experience >D&D should be free >Hits on female players "in character" for all players >lt does not >Will help you with "character creation" (make you a fursona) "I mean if you think about it it "Don't be >Will kill Trevor if you try to make them play at would've been normal to marry at 13 in the time the game is based on" suspicious, don't be "Guys it's just what my suspicious" "The new book is $60? Let's see character would do quit being mad about it" the same table about that..." >Yikes The Homebrew Anarchist The Incredibly Horny Bard The Pyromaniac The Gunslinger The Murder Hobo >Every character is "Chaotic Evil" >Roleplays this by murdering every single NPC The Dice Hoarder >Extremely cool post-apocalyptic cyberpunk setting >ls not, technically, playing D&D >Every DM's worst nightmare >Monster Manual? I think you mean Husband Catalog >Fanmade Classes only >Will outdamage whole party in one >Owns so, so many dice >lf you ask to borrow some he'll give >Just joined to get to set things on fire "I didn't ask how big the room was, I said I cast fireball" >Does not care you the plain yellow set that came with about the turn "Lore? What lore?" his D&D starter kit anymore consequences of his actions whatsoever "I roll to "Introduce a little anarchy..." seduce the dragon" Libertarian Right Left

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The Political Compass but it is Europe in the Late Medieval Ages

Authoritarian GLOURIOUS CITIZEN OF THE PEASANT REPUBLIC OF DITHMARSCHEN The Pope The Zealot The Traditionalist The French Vassal Duke v tSit was better te have even me when there wes only one Rome Wants the Church >Praise him power >"ABOLISH ALL FEUDALISM this rance unya >Women are Inferior to men Oueens should not be a thing" eman decealad H never sied >Say anything bad about him Excommunicated Bruh eRoi WE ARE THE CHURCH forve DATHE KN PASSAREFORM >ived in a monastery for half of his ite >Holier than the Emperor AMNOUNCEA MEW CRUSADE AGANST >ABOLISH ALL MONARCHIESI >2 Popest What is this Bullht wenHour AMENO, DORME ates the panes more tha the s The Christian The Noble The Royal Concubines The Elected King The Empereor The Arcibishop "Communist" Wen obged >Owns literally o beingaman everything in his Gy >f you are a sert, he controls all your lands nd or Ind born WHY ARE THESE FUCKEAS IGNORING THE WORD OF CHRIST -doesn't believe n nobility by bloodne >hates the queen Keeps preachin only because the ducas realm >Onty f---- the ing for power s weathy af >absolute powers THEY O TO nE FOO ON HEN THEY CAN Meritocratic Cancreate Unies of Nobles get he king t do as thy wh fat f--- Wshes she wa the queen Kinda just happy he was elected king >Only enemies are Union of Mobles and the Pope Den wh Chucks average Darten The citizen of an italian Commune The Eastern The Knight The Viking Golden Age long over The Icelander Loyal to his Lord. more loyal to his King "Roman" >lives with his entire family >Doesn't like monarchies NO00, DONT aks in Greek, dont inowa ismpire aslarge ty Cotantinople hs protatly less peple hen Pars Dyet s clam te be homan CALL IT Engages in Local politiks >Most fights for Prestige and honer, not for money Probably ZANTIUM Chriscian hs taty shares between echether everything secretely hates >his community has become seit sufficienct Peched in Ingland ly Noman all the other communes good leaderst noe hat >Noble morevking Seretty chil overal The average European peasant >lives lile day by day The citizen The serf The Venetian The Florentine of a Free City citizen just wants toprays a t SExtremely Rikh >Stocks go >barely beleves in God >Has contrel of the entire production of ducats in Europe be left alone No, likevery, very rich up constantly Mas to give a lot of what he Thinks imperia lcontrol is stupid crops failed at 3past winters Holy F--- if he is rich makes to his lord wWans anows beth and h children willneve be free >Huence wi make can the alan Lingua ranc >That's Im yruit probably turn protestant once the reformation starts going to church is the highlight of his week calling the Austrianst The LBGT Monarch The Maghrebi Sahara trader Europeans the The Genoese "M.A.P." The Swiss The Witch >goddamn The LGBT peasant Confederacy peasant >NOTHING IN THIS UFE IS WORTH UVING FOR brings the Scan be aPactually makes maps has accumlated so much weatn that nobody cares about the fart that he f---- kd >bom in the wrong time >loves to work insane goodies from Arica loyal Mercenary will be bumed at the steak has three e patha Getting ted for being wnful hding denty in shame forever, king Nimself Wants to be openly gay can't has genetically evalved to be unable of feeling >protects the Pope fcing hates the Venetian s neither poor nor wealthy probably Flenocent, not even a witch at leati can Nve massive y enges de n secet >sa ful ass freeman The Russian Siberian Frontiersman ever The Heretic The Mercenary The Great Hoarder Nobody te Nm what to >Completely is State lives before the reformation >his heresy wisbeyed anyone be forgotten has basically >The only law he will ever see being enforced is the law of the land Unloyal The han e If anyone was to be a proto-anarchist, you'd probably only know them as an unburied corpse or as insane >has fun no rules preading his seed tinpoe bonly does /his job for /those sweet ducats persecuted by everyone >hates every is Supely self kingdom or Clerical state ellbetra voot Singing sufficienct you Libertarian Left MFW I'm borm before Marx why even live? Right

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Medieval Political Compass, from a western european catholic POV

T*rks Divine,Cause Do not approach under any circumstance! The Saladin The Chinese Emperor The Basileus The Emperor The Dolphin of The Crusader >literal >haha not >has >weird France >DEUS VULT! devil cousin holy not much >Fifth son >tfw you 12 and you hear "King dead, long live the King" roman >crusader gold >lives in O >Invested and >plis, vassals, sees him a big city all monies in ) D don't do this many >weird the crusade in dreams рeople >Roman >Privilegia was a mistake eyes larper, but speeks >I will take Jerusalem, right? >strange kind of infidel >probably >infidel exists > :*( incarnate Greek The Arab The Heretic The Patriarch The Loyal Vassal The CHAD Monarch of some irrelevant place >very old and wise The Pope >somewhat/ >your >Pope is wrong! wrong! wrong! >Probably some Hussite or other Cathar >Pope with cool robes advanced highness, >haha you can >was a great >but less >you can trade with always warrior bulla go brrr powerful count on >united his him or do >Ends where >emperor >don't say "filioque" my troops kingdom can suck my reconquista he belongs (on a stake) just tell me what you can give me in near him >his country DICTATUS probably dies with him >at least РАРАЕ he's not T*rk return :P The Mongol The Orthodogz The Generic Bishop TEUTON The Noble Noble The Ideal Knight (at least in XXI century movies) >yeah, I could give >God's >BEGOME >keeps his >fat or very judgement >fights for word ORTHODOGZ skinny >l will destroy u pagan, poor and weak you a dispen- >Greatest >we have >cares about >good politician, bad priest Empire beards his peasants sation with >doesn't even tho you're >NO000 >is the awesome care about <. Pope is not true Christian cavalry core of christian! monies a working >stopped in Poland, so irrelevant >respects feudalism woman and Plis Poland Don NKill me elderly A M VIKING The "Norman". The Venetian The Burgher The Rich Peasant (yeah they were a thing, google USS Liberty incident to find out more) The Philosopher >raiding the >l want to >no, he's not >Aristotle >l'm not coasts of trade with >look I a burger is my n---- Europe for hundreds a viking, I'm very have money you... BY FORCE >masterful craftsman, I am very >Schola- years cultured cultured sticism, >one member of >rapes A and burns >likely always a renowned bitch! >what do retarded colonises guild you mean >will >l'm OP >hey we are kangz a little no one takes meet you in Valhalla >lots of me seriously :( 1066 monies The Baltic Pagan The South Slav The Honest Trader The Monk The Peasants >works all day >raiding is what I do >yes sir, this is Jesus's finger for >yea l'm >fasts very christian >probably your >had to work in the field, but didn't have to go to war >helps the poor >jerks off an honest ancestors >do you price! >people to trees >weren't very smart >simple life think he mind paying protection >what do >it's not a was a fat u mean deformed horse, nor cultured >despite making up over 90% of population, peasants make up 0% of smart people looser "Northern it'sa unicorn money ? >no profit Crusades?" from China The Witch The University The Jew The Saint Francis >doesn't >l will give this peasants some medicine Student natural study >thinks Jesus >talks to animals >helps >oh it wasn't the >so based everyone didn't |>only wants Messiah lol that work to have fun even >makes atheists >reads :( monies like him stupid philosophy (I want them monies) >l guess it's CLAP >back in >probably poisons time to burn my day kids weren't like this wells tbh Daily Bread Faithful 6000 Infidel

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The political compass but it's the 2020 American election

Authoritarian The Tankie The Zoomer Communist The Zoomer Fascist The American Nazi The Confederate The Warhawk Sympathizer Can be seen waving a DPRK flag next to antifa Used to be a "Its just (((them))) rigging another election, dont bother" LARPer "Yeah Bernie berniebro, but got blackpilled Has no regard for human life LARPer was my first choice, but I still support Trump" "Yeah, Trump is racist, that's why im voting for him" Has been "Haha national Voted for debt go weeee" spamming "GULAG Trump in 2016, but overreacted to him giving too much money to Israel 1488 WORDS Barely even a fascist, but the racism is GULAG Will vote for WORDS GULAG' Biden if WORDS since Super Tuesday Has a thin blue Clinton is his still probably unironic line flag on his car, not even a VP сop The Union Boss The Black Nationalist The Immigrant The Blue Dog Democrat The MAGA voter The Russian shitposter Willing to work in the democratic system Going to vote for Biden "All of my friends are Wanted to vote for Biden is Hated by all the best western Bernie, now split on who to vote for Republicans now" "Эти выборы не будут такими же you could journalists Doesn't come up Genuinely makes a difference in веселыми, как в like other Just wants to make a better with? Thanks for прошлый раз" Berniebros for being racist another 4 labor rights life for his family years Hopes Trump wins again for the lols "Donate to Parents probably voted for the CPUSA" Would probably vote Republican if Rubio ever got the nomination Biden The Armchair The Berniebro The Rust-Belt The Boomer Democrat The Never-Trumper The Zionist Good friends Has never even Factory Worker "All of my friends are Idolized by weird evangelicals with both warhawk and "The DNC Has lost all hope, will stay home like he did during the primaries had a job Bloomberg was his first choice but Biden is fine stole the "Biden lobbyist supported NAFTA? election Trump supporters now" Hated by again" other leftists Looks like im voting for Trump again" Nazi and for making them look Bernie conspiracy theorist think he single- handedly decides Atleast he Bane of all bad moved on Berniebros WELD from Too neet "heres to vote how Leadership 2020 America Deserves elections Bernie can still win" The Boomer Hippie The Progressive The Smug Liberal The Swing Voter The Ben Shapiro Fan The Lobbyist Probably got called a SJW in highschool "Trust me kid..I've "Rural Americans? Lives Bane of all that is Stopped being relevant 4 Endstate somewhere been doing this s--- since the 60s" Who gives a s---" good in America of the Will vote in Florida student years ago "Yeah...Epstein was a good friend of mine" Believes blue no matter who, activist Tara Reade, but is voting for Biden denies Biden's Tired of anyway because "We have to beat Trump" getting political ads all the dementia Still not even Probably going to vote for problem Will vote old enough democrat to vote time for more cheap labor Biden MONSTE anyway The Student Activist The Green Party Voter The Skeptic The Conspiracy Theorist The Libertarian The Single-Issue 2A Voter "Would you like to sign up for our news letter?" "Idk dude, the LV shooting just doesnt add up" Not relevant "COVID is just a Will vote 3rd coverup for all the 5G deaths" enough to split the vote in any senate elections, but raged at by neolibs for taking away votes from Biden party Very idealistic In the same Doesn't really camp as Libertarian, but votes red Bane of all care about Going to vote for Republican senators Still feels policy, just who's more trustworthy to him uncomfortable because he leaving his Y2K bunker some random ass "What do you doesn't want mean l'm a dem in leftist party thatll probably get <10k votes office Would've had Last time he splitting the voted was for vote? It's Probably former military a breakdown Ross Perot in 1996 about if Buttigieg got the nom principle" The Antifa Member The Stoner The Luddite The Satanist The Cartel Leader The Boogalooer Just wants to Only cares about federal decriminalization, became doomer after Bernie lost Doesn't even "Haré una oferta Unironically thinks Trump is a nazi live peacefully in the woods, nothing more, nothing less read up on new gun laws "Must... kill... que no pueden rechazar." "Bash more... children.." the Not a US Everyone who speaks against him dies mysteriously anymore citizen, but hopes Biden wins so it's fash!" "Smoking weed rn" easier to Not even smuggle going to vote, just wants an Going to forget to vote on Will vote democrat out across the border Going to write-in John Considered carbombing one of the conventions election day of party loyalty excuse to McAfee riot Libertarian Right Left

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Resurrection

$Meme culture is so important ideology has no ability to reproduce itself meme atically it is dead." * * that if an RIP MERCANTILISM Irrelevant after the 17th century mercantilismemes Join rlmercantilismemes \VE! MERC, TLIS Irrelevan the th Mon$

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Mars is colonised by our current society, then contact with Mars is lost, then Earth is more or less wiped out. we now have our meme format's society.

Authoritarian The Cyborg Chief The Computed New Money Sponsor Old Money Sponsor Sponsor's Kid Canal Baron consciousness uploaded to the supernet over a century ago. slowly corroding basically suffering from digital dementia. sees all the records of what used to be billions of pe- ople back on Earth, all silent now. DELVE INTO controls the flow of all fresh water in the uses newest gene modification to edit and remove all gross human limitations. northern hemisphere. \YOURSELF, BIOTIC LIFE- FORM AND ASK IF YOU DESERVE THE GIFTS YOU WERE GIVEN. capitalising on the new era, investing in science and preparing to over- take the estates with xray vision and super strength. killed the last canal baron, who was a descendent of Elon Musk, in a laser duel. runs the estate just like dad used to. pretty content with the situation, happy to kill the same undesirables that have always been killed. thousands of servants excited to change the estate into the Nativist Enclave, removing all sem- blances of the Old genetically modified super-cyborgs. died making his pyra- Imid mansion even though robots could have done it cheaper. bank rolls the estates and controls the economy. THE MARC OPHISTORY IS A ONE WAY STREET. YOUR PETTY NEEDS AND WANTON constantly hacked by the Phobosian crypto- offers gene surgery to all subjects, has intensely loyal and long living serfs. DESIRES ARE SPEEDBUMPS TOWARDS miners. REALISING THE SOUL. INFINITE LIFE BEYON Planet and its dirty doesn't invest in new "what do you mean I'm not alive?" THE FLESH. INFINITE LIFE BEYOND LIFE. ways. anti-rad gene splicing. f---- droids. DELVE. DO NOT CONTINUE YOUR LIES. "I will retake Earth" will die of cancer. Cyborg Rebel Cyborg Loyalist The Nu-man The Security The Businessman The Knight disabled dormancy chip and escaped to the underwater caves. pledged allegiance to the Chief and to the future of borgdom at large. works without stop for their estate. volunteered to undergo borgisation to escape the horrors of serfdom. can survive 300x the exposure to radiat- endlessly patrolling the Martian wastes. works for the estates to incrase their by now completely immune to the cold. head of security in their sector. probably related to a sponsor or some rich baron. personal wealth and manage the many ion a pathetic proto-human can. accounts. so f------ horny. jacked up on stimu- lants and anti-rads. probably suffering from a myriad of glitches, easy to hack. misses their family, but forgets them more and more each day. completely devoted to serving the estate, can't even think of a world out- side of it. was once a successful tycoon in the mining industry, now relegated to purp- osefully corrupting the finances of Mars. this might be their adventure or rebellious phase before they settle down and pick out a harem. "why can't cyborgs do my job?" asexual reproduction via vats. leads disastrous charges treated poorly by the estates, basically a more efficient slave. shoddy mechanics mean that pre-borg emotions can resurge -intensely. only competent in defensive tactics, unable to counter into Mormon and raider murderous rage, will ) kill any non-borg "the invisible hand will positions, gets everyone killed. the next leap in evol- ution. will kill off the proto-humans. fix this..." encountered. Mormon advances. a failed libright. "the future is artificial, walk the path of the future" literally doesn't give a s--- about his men will die in combat, untrained and tired. would rather serve the Phoboese hates art and music. The Reconquerer The Runaway The Mechanic The Irradiated Serf Mormon Soldier kicked off the estate, disconnected from escaped from a harem of some midling all Martian civilisation, created a new society around centuries old Earth official on the estates, now dedicated to the Return To Earth movement out of necessity and survival. thankful to not be burning from cosmic radiation in the greenhouses, on the canals, or choking to death in the mines. spends all day in the greenhouses with no protection or medicine. drinks unfiltered water full of carcinog- ens and toxic dirt. Mormon President fought many battles against machine and elected by the High Elders for his faith- fulness and fertility. literally hundreds of devout Mormon children. man alike. scars to prove dedication to the Church. eleven wives, forty-one kids and three on the nostalgia. slowly melting from work- ing with corrosive borg materials all day. might dream of one day becoming a borg or joining the Cyber- netic Control Corps, an elite group of secfo devoted to hunting rogue borgs. "the sponsor cares about me and my family" ID card doesnt personally runs his own fort city made up entirely of his offspring. popula- tion over 4.000 "we are Earth's everyone in the move- ment tries to bang her because of her past, she fell in love with freedom. way. children and need to return to the mother planet" will avenge New Boise's destruction by the pagans. even have a hunted by the borgs, estates, alienists, raiders, Phoboese, and the Mormons. name on it, will be fed to mutant dogs when he dies. still gets drugged up and r----. "Mars will be a leading the Holy Army to glory by reclaiming lost lands. true Christian hey, life is better in the open wastes than in an estatist chamber planet." only f---- humans. The Purist The Humanist The Artist The Frontiersman Waste Trader Slave Auctioner ethically and morally opposed to chang- the once virgin Mars is ruined. the home of our species is ruined. there is no fu- ture. creativity expresses mortal anguish. is an outsider in his estate, dreams of run- ning, but never will. in the glory days, dealt in slaves, droids, makes f------ bank, especially on sex slaves and reprogrammed droids. screws over the slavers that bring him his "goods" always underpays them and is generally a scumbag. bred to be the perfect specimen. "the only thing that advances humanity is ing human genetics. human evolution -- the natural way." happy to settle virgin lands for a sponsor, expanding the estate. gets to update maps and use radio "F------ SPONSORS REEEEEEE" spices, archaic medicines, anti-rads, anything you wanted. has four kids that she probably has cancer. instead of letters! raises to respect hum- an interests. is using the Reconq- uerers to fight the slavers and borgs. stopped getting protection from the estates, easy pickings for the Lord of the South and his "we are exactly as the universe intended us "I have so much left to create." gets to work a greenhouse for a sponsor, sweet! doesn't give a f--- about anyone but himself. to be" men. wants to return to left to die, Earth and create trad quasi agrarian hunter- gatherer utopia. boucnes from estate, to Mormon fort, to col- ony, just trying to make a true humanist, totally willing to die for the future. no one pays atten- tion to his art. given plenty of anti-rad takes out anger on space camel and slave catgirls. Phoboese Servant pills for the journey. no one cares. money. definitely gonna die of cancerf Slaver Grey Wannabe not medically skilled enough, rich enough halfway through the surgical process. or brave enough to undergo the surgery The Transitioner Southern Raider The Shaman runaway slaves, serfs, debtors, and other devoted to the Owner of the Moon. assorted societal scum. used to work secfo for the estates, got a more lucrative position catching runaways and selling them. follows the hidden path. "Yeah haha it's only 60 years then you can retire with benefits." yet to apply the skin greying solution. enhanced reality via mystical earth medicines long considered archaic. perhaps part of an unlucky group deemed undesirable by a sponsor just so that he could kill some peasants. needed. not technically illegal, definitely no one gives a s---. a good member of the colony, willing to do anything for the Parent, even though it's all a sham. acts as a serf for bred for this job. intensely selfish and conce- ted. just trying to get thru their day-to-day and make the Owner happy. the grey colony. unable to cope with life, forced to exposed to the horrors of radio- brutal killer and profiteer willing to do anything for the Lørd and his march across the wastes. gets passed around like exile in the cold active wastes ev- desert, away from the estates. ery day to catch slaves. spare p----. "I would be an alien right now, haha..." probably a deviant thrown out of the jacked up on stimulents and sex droids. "Humanity can't be saved, just do what makes you happy" most likely sick of seeing the true world estates. makes a meager profit. Parent of the New Race started this whole thing because of some weird childhood fixation on fantasy alien literally just wants to f--- the greyfags. b------- from a holoshow. The Fetishist The Loner Lord of the South Earthen Scavenger Sole Owner of Phobos hasn't seen another being except raiders JOIN THE HORDE, FIND GLORY IN LIFE uses his wealth after working for Phobos to scour the known universe for artifacts the entire moon of Phobos is the personal property of this obese childfucker. and shamen for years. BY LIVING TO THE FULLEST. "I wanna f--- the alien" from before the Disconnect. saw the greyfag colony and assumed everyone EMBRACE THE CANCER, SPREAD THE RADIATION WITH BOMBS controls all travel between the droid specialist in Golden Age technology, he can operate a spaceship and visits the asteroid mines. possibly the most curious human left alive, actually pur- suing science and trying to regain lost know- also just wanted to f--- aliens. colonies in the asteroid belts that have "Humanity is bank- rupt, only a new path will save us" willing to do ANYTHING for five minutes of alien poontang. turned into that. AND POISON. A been mining since before the Disconnect. HAVE A PERSONAL "I'm the last HAREM AND FEED human in the universe." holds ancient, advan- çed Earth technology. THE WEAK AND DE- lies they tell them- self to get over the fact they're f------ diseased and FORMED CHILDREN TO THE MUTANTS. rocked up on ignores obvious signs of civilisation. has not seen his own penis in well over a stims. GLORY IN THE ledge. WASTES, WARMTH IN THE HEAT OF grey. conveniently forgot he killed his wife and son eight years ago. also he f---- kids. will swallow acidic alien decade. s----- landlord. c-- and choke to death. BATTLE! Libertarian Right Left

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Authoritarian The America Hater The Boomer >Exists to criticize America even though they've probably never been there >*ssssiip* Yup, life was better back in the 50s >Unironically calls America a third-world country >Hates commies, although the definition of "commie" varies >Two favorite subject areas >Pronounces "China" the are guns and healthcare same way Trump does The Empty >No thoughts >No words >Just infinite, blessed silence The woke liberal The Griller >Goes along with whatever Woke Twitter is doing these days >Doesn't care about politics, just wants to hang out with his buddies >Never watches the news >Probably posted a black square to end racism >Likes to go fishing with his kids on weekends >Definitely votes Democrat Libertarian

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Mistress Fortune

Mistress Fortune

Jun 18, 2020 at 11:36AM EDT in reply to Nedhitis

Yeah something like this feels like an unironic example of "centrist is just code for 'actually a right winger but doesn't have the balls to admit it.' "

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Nedhitis

Nedhitis

Jun 18, 2020 at 07:16AM EDT

This sounds oddly slanted towards "right good" being allegedly centrist.

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