Authoritarian The Viola The Cello The Conductor "Everyone please stop playing you Owns books on mus theory should have practised at home The Harp The harp requires incredible focus and intellect to play, not just anyone can manipulate this beautifu The Flute The Violin >Practises 0 hous a day >Has organiseda number of uprisings against the violins, al faled Sees themselves as a god. rightfully so >Will take over if otrumeng the conductor is a minute late >'Ewww, spit >Best musician in the band >Occasionally gets fed up and yels at 3rd trumpet who tells hs parents >"Guys stop >Wishes he was cool lke the bass talking" >'No, it's not >Cant cary it without his dad helping unt a big violin Why did no one clap after my solo avehanh Ana e week for these ingih The Timpani The English Teacher The Cornet >Acts like a cooler trumpet No longer remembers why he choseSecretly is embarrased by sie >you caNt PLaY COnEt pars oN a tRner Ret The French Horn The Bass Drum The Bassoon Oldest guy in the band >Relable >Die-hard classical fan >"Why don't you play more Schubert >"NO00Or You can't junt hit something and call musk ttakes skil and hard work NO00000or the bassoon Has never >haha drum go boom Doesn't thin about it missed a note >Has your back Does air conducting in the back of you have his The Marimba The Contrabassoon The Tuba Started the double reed gang withPretty fun guy to hang out with >rings his switch to rehearsals The Oboe The Tenor Sax >Has no interest in band politics >Aunt wants to tril for gods sake No one writes contrabassoon parts >Aust comes to band to buy cigarettes The Piccolo >Plays loud and high enough to send all dogs in a mile radius into a murderous rage >"Guys please stop it's not axylophone the bassoon but is now regretting >Knows nothing but noise The Baritone The Bass Trombone The Bass The Visitor The Double Bass >Hangs out with the bass >Wears a tuvedo to rehearsal The 3rd Trumpet will continue playing for io seconds her everyone stops Sax >Only listens to jaA >"Have you listened to Giant Steps >Pretty chill dude is in an actual band >Tels cool stories >"Great playing guy Man I wish I plaayed an instrumentrGrh find him mysterioun nd alluring Could I have a go at the drums?" rom his gigs 'Nice xylophone "Doot doot, lo >shoop de doop The Triangle >s just happy to sit nest to the lst Why even try? All he plays isa damned shape. No one knows or Haha rd trumpet you're so funnyareshe plays itat the right time, but everyone s---- on him if he ut lay down outide after rehearia let the cold embrace of to one will remembe thiband The Clarinet Wshes the band played more Disney Spends rehearsal trying to ignore >Wanna hear Seven Nation AmyPlease stop calling me that The TromBoner Why does no one write good trombone parts The Guitar The 2nd Trumpet The Drums he a student >Will not be seen without guitar in hand rumpet Only plays the PHub ommunity theme Help there's three sharps the alto sax >Thinks shes quirky but is ust obnoxious Knows four chords Plays ok but is just there to hang ou Krare of Auite d die. No4 ato The Bass The Percussion The 1st Trumpet >Thinks he Godh gift to music Kinda is >Conductor has to stop him talking hn'tastudent so gets paid The Keyboard The Alto Sax The Bagpipes Comes in once a month to rehearse the one song with bagpipes >Constantly firts with the clarinet Clarinet Mays literally 20 diferent instruments Swi join an orchestra ater school and make Dhousands >wl switch to sound effects mode Has never practiced in the middle of every song >Thinks this is the height of comedy Doesn't know what a bass clarinet is every frve minutes Wears a cool skirt >Why are you Libertarian Right Left

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LRS ite KEMP LJ Eating a straw so turtles don't have to. Eating a straw to prove that turtles are bitches

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centrist compass

Authoritarian The America Hater The Boomer >Exists to criticize America even though they've probably never been there >*ssssiip* Yup, life was better back in the 50s >Unironically calls America a third-world country >Hates commies, although the definition of "commie" varies >Two favorite subject areas >Pronounces "China" the are guns and healthcare same way Trump does The Empty >No thoughts >No words >Just infinite, blessed silence The woke liberal The Griller >Goes along with whatever Woke Twitter is doing these days >Doesn't care about politics, just wants to hang out with his buddies >Never watches the news >Probably posted a black square to end racism >Likes to go fishing with his kids on weekends >Definitely votes Democrat Libertarian

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"Why do I have a sudden urge to yell racial slurs?"

Ok so, hear me out According to a libright I was told Libleft will always lead to authleft Economic- Economic- Left Right But according to libleft, Libright will apparently always lead to authright as well? Economic- Economic- Left Right And since communism will always fail according to both rightists and all failed communism is not really communism This must mean... Economic- Economic- Left Right The entire compass are just Authright in denial?

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Accelerationism compass

HYPERHUMAN Total Nihilistic Un-Singularity THyper-Commodified Cybernetic Sex Slime Cocaine Capitalism Recursive Matrioshka Brain Universe Reduplication Exit Transcendence Post-Collapse Subtellurian Archeofuturist Miyazaki Patchwork Interplanetary Technofascist Manifest Galaxy Universal MMO Consciousness Upload (Re)colonization Fully Automated Gay 100% Urbanization SimCity Al-tocracy Eternal Y2K Cultural Autonomous Pajeet Time-Trap Forever Space Luxury Communism Technocracy Eco-Fascist- Global Genocide Anti-Singularity Globohomo Vampire-Elite Enslavement Post-Scarcity Ex-Human Pangalactic Post-Female Mass Technoreclusion Strip Mining Singularity UNHUMAN ACCELERATIOZ OWOELERATION

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Reject modernity, become monke

What centrists think politics is like Authoritarian ООн ООн АН АН ООН ООн АН АН -BOTTOMLESS PIT BOTTOMLESS PIT Why don't we try to reach a compromise? Economic- Left I'm sure Economic- there's truth to Right ООН ООН AΗ ΑΗ each of your points.| O ОН ООН ΑΗ ΑΗ BOTTOMLESS PIT -BOTTOMLESS PIT Libertarian What politics is actually like Authoritarian ООн ООН АН АН ООн ООн АН АН BOTTOMLESS PIT BOTTOMLESS PIT ООН ООН АН АН Economic- Left BOTTOMLESS PIT Economic- Right ООН ООН OOH OOH АН АН ΑΗ ΑΗ BOTTOMLESS PIT BOTTOMLESS PIT Libertarian

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LibLeft AuthRight Unity?

lucy O @sluttydreamer homophobia is understable, transphobia is not. there's so many reasons to hate gay people, most specifically white gays.. but there's never a reason to be a transphobe 11:31 PM - Jun 12, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 1.4K Retweets 1.1K Likes

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The "Members of r/PCM" Political Compass (somebody had to do it)

Authoritarian A The r/PCM Mod >Deals with reposts and fake/stupid Hater The Format Poster The Marx Quoter The Reddit Mod The Purple-Flair The Nazi >Takes formats made by The Meme Inventor and gives them to the people >Works Marxism into every conversation >Everybody thinks they're trying to shut >Pretends they do it ironically >Gets angry and closes Reddit when somebody says something bad about >Very open about his ideas on race >Thinks any minority you can name is inferior to whatever race they are >Hangs out here because everyone accepts them anyway >also banned from every other political sub reports on a daily basis >Spends a lot of time on r/MemeEconomy >Also the guy who gives the "sauce" on memes when people ask for it this sub down because they hate opinions >Really they don't give a s--- >Terrified every time they make a >The gross embodiment of pure evil decision about the sub >Least popular member of the sub, even more than The Unflaired >No proper rational for their defining belief >The Purple Flair Loyalist would unironically kill this person IRL Marx or communism >Doesn't get paid s--- for any of it >Probs gay Imao (we love you, mods) u/basedcount_bot The Comedically The "Libleft" The Veteran The "I'm Not Racist" The Offender >Does necessary labor for the good of allChallenged on the subreddit and for no payment >Thinks they're libleft but are definitely authoritarian and pro-government >Doesn't have an opinion on economics >Overall pretty confused >Been here since the sub's beginning >Used to hold very extreme views all over the compass, but now they're relatively near the center >Realizes they like the like the status quo but >Comments bait laid for The Offended >Secretly worships Ben Shapiro >"I'm not racist, but here are some >There's a reason authleft posts the least successful memes statistically >Something something the left can't meme something something >Data is and nothing else >Nobody knows their real opinions >Doesn't even know their own beliefs or opinions >Contribute nothing to the subreddit >ldeal member of society facts about race and IQ" >Most based individual >everyone on the sub doesn't care by a landslide >Absolute chad refuses to flair centrist >Always calls out S reposts one way or the other; they just tryna sad >Liked by almost nobody meme The Patriotic American The Upvoter The Lurker The Proud Centrist The Unironic Grill The "Centrist" >Never posts or comments anything >Flairs centrist and comments constantly Enthusiast >Sometimes upvotes posts they like >Sorts almost exclusively by new >Upvotes anything that isn't a repost or absolute dogshit >Doesn't care about political agendas, just wants to upvote funny memes >Everybody likes them >Thinks they're a centrist and flairs it >Memed on but generally respected >Becomes vocally outraged when anything about the sub changes >Literally just wants to grill and stuff >Doesn't understand all the grill jokes >Flairs centrist because people tell him to but doesn't really understand politics >"Why am I wasting >Actually is very pro-capitalism and holds extreme and often troubling views >Hates BBQing >Sorts by hot or top >Loves America and makes sure everybody else knows while thinking they're being subtle about it >Flairs libright but everybody knows they aren't >Only here because they watched Jreg >Holds worrying >Integral to the sub's success time on this sub? could be BBQing." opinions about minorities The Casual User The r/politics User The Centrist in Denial The New Member The Reposter The Top Commenter >Came here expecting everybody to >Only sees the sub through their feed >Flairs left or libleft but doesn't usually participate by commenting or posting >Spends less than an hour a day on Reddit >Doesn't really know what's going on >Likes memes I guess >Keeps getting yelled at to "flair up," but doesn't know what that means >Gets top comment on every post in hot by making a simple joke, usually circlejerking or circlejerk circlejerking >Constantly called "based" >It works, so no agree with them like on r/politics >Reports posts frequently themselves that they're libleft, authleft, or >Leaves the sub in a day or two >Flairs as something other than centrist >Desperately tries to convince >Reposts s--- for upvotes >Constantly called out by The Veteran >It still works even libright >Can't watch Jreg without crying >Will probably shame >Majority population of the sub leave soon The Offended The Unflaired The Mod Hater The Circlejerker The Comedic Genius The Meme Inventor >Criticizes all of the mods' actions >"r/poliTICs is so blAsEd aNd baD!!1!!" >"OM99 PCM is so bAsEd anD rAtIOnAl!1!! lololol" >Knows the memes the subreddit likes >"F--- everyone telling me to flair up" >Pretends he doesn't want to conform >Can't stand social beliefs that don't align with theirs, especially racist ones >Doesn't really know what they believe, but they do not what they don't >Absolutely hates AuthRight >Always falls for obvious bait >Comes up with all the new, popular formats for big karma intake >All their formats have mass appeal for all four quadrants >Hates the new high effort >Most of their memes make fun of libleft >"WHY DID YOU TAKE DOWN MY and capitalizes on new formats >Gets memes in hot almost >Actually just ashamed of his libleft political opinions because they're constantly made fun of >Very shakey political beliefs >Doesn't comment POST!!? IT DEFINITELY VIOLATED O RULES REEEEEEEE" daily, even if they're s--- >Would call mods gay if they didn't like gay being used as a derogatory term >The Offender's memes getting upvoted recently >The Sad Memer hates them often >The Offender bait often works loves him on them as well The "I took the The Sad Memer The Revolutionary The Circlejerk The Purple Flair The Karma Scientist >Hates that their quadrant is made fun of >Will always condone acts of violence >"I HATE wHeN >Maximizes karma intake daily >Gets meme into hot at least every day >Has many top posts and comments >Spends hours and hours on PCM (and Reddit in general) and still has a social life >The reason libright has political compass test once" so often but doesn't outwardly complain >Most active member of the Purple Flair CirciejerkerpCM CIRCLE Jerks" Loyalist >Had this flair since he joined long ago >"aLI tHE mEmEs jUst Make fUn oF LIBIEFT" >Makes occasional memes mocking the right, but none of them get out of new >Only upvotes memes agreeing with their own POv >Flair is fake and Protests, even more than The Purple >Respected by every member of the subreddit (even if they call him a p-------- all the time) >Front-line revolutionary >The test told him he was here, so his is >He actually is full libleft but only by mere Flair Loyalist >Something something introduce a little coincidence >Responds angrily to almost every anarchy something something when the subreddit changes every week or so >Spends too much time on deleted the flair the most successful meme on esub memes of all >Flairs "Left" rather the quadrants than Libleft for Reddit some reason Libertarian Right Left

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[TEMPLATE] Blank 6x6 Political Compass, good for Wojak Memes. Couldn't find a template with clean lines so I made one. [3200x3200]

Authoritarian Libertarian Right Left

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The Political Compass, except it's people you meet when you play Dungeons and Dragons

Authoritarian The Excited Royalist The Lore Keeper >Owns every book >Will critique your backstory for The DM The Munchkin The "Pretend" Fascist The "GM" >Has a habit of adversarial >Lets the whole party level up at the same time >What's roleplaying? He's here to win >Yes, you can win at D&D |>Manipulates rules for personal gain "haha my character wants to kill the inferior races but i would never DMing >Comes up with kickass creative story - >Honestly just thrilled the want that in real life" >Doesn't railroad аccuracy "what do you mean, banned? for what?" >Will kill you if you deviate from it game world is an absolute "well, actually, in this circumstance IALES E it wouldiber PORT PLAVENS HAEYTREMEEYMUAL. "Rememer, guys, 'Do what's fun' is the most important rule" "I swear they aren't loaded! I'm just lucky!" monarchy and everyone thinks it's cool UOLOS GUIDL MuiSILKS ASTERS GUIDE "When I say TTABYS STORNIKING unsusal fora APOCALY SE HOAKOWart and an elf to ever agree to an alliance. And furthermore 'rules as THE RASE F TIAMAT written' | "I picked the noble background! Greetings, peasants!" MEAN rules as written" The Ex-Christian Girl The Fantasy Hardliner The Balance Enthusiast The Min/Maxer The Rules Lawyer The Christian Girl >Plays Tieflings almost exclusively >lf she brings brownies they have weed in them >Has memorized every rule so he can kill other PCs on a technicality >Constantly jerks off to 3.5e, will fight people who prefer 5th edition >Hates people who prefer story to gameplay "NOO0O! You can't just use a >Absolutely DESPISES any technological or Sci-Fi elements >Kinda uncomfy with all the extra gods >Character is a combination of feats and bonuses to get 64 attacks every turn!!!!!!! YOU ARE RUINING THE ACTION "haha polearm master go swoosh swoosh" >Wants every campagin to feel like LOTR >Dating the Lesbian ECONIMERINOO0!!!!!!!!!" wood elf whose name is one letter off from hers >Still mad dims >Brings brownies for the table about Eberron "THATS NOT WHAT IT SAYS IN THE BOOK" "Your character is ruining my immersion" The Edgy Realist >ls the only player who cares about "survival mechanics" or "carry weight" The Chad The Ancestor >Reacts to everything that happens in game with a Darkest Dungeon Steve The Paladin Fan The Enthusiastic Newbie >Has wanted to play for years, finally has a group to play with >Only plays paladins >Moderate IRL >Football player, got talked into joining by his "nerd friends" >Actually pretty fun to play with >We play in his mom's basement >Everybody say thank you Steve >Smite best spell >Thinks Goodberry quote is massively broken "HOW QUICKLY THE TIDE TURNS" >Wants to stick to >Plays a barbarian the rules, has no idea what they are DEUS VULT DEUS VULT >Punch ALL "Same time DEUS VULT the things >Actually super fun to play with "Trust me, next week?" DEUS VULT DEUS VULT guys, it'll be more DEUS VULT DEUS VULT satisfying this way" DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT The Snack Guy The Egg "Hey how come you only play characters of the opposite gender?" "Oh haha I just find The Steven Universe The Homebrewer The Combat Specialist The Game Store Owner >Plans entire combat out beforehand to >Writer who brings all kinds of neat ideas to the game >Skidadle skidone, your money is all gone >Owns the Dice Hoarder's soul >Wants to befriend every enemy and redeem every villain >Avoids combat whenever possible >Plays a healer >Essentially a more wholesome version of the >Brings snacks to the meetings >Cool character >Oh s--- he brought Cool Ranch Doritos maximize damage and ensure victory options and items, maybe a couple spells >After one turn the Pyromaniac ruins the whole plan anyway >Thanks Chris them more interesting" BORN TO "fighter is a super fun class what are you >Nothing too crazy tho FEEL talking about" Incredibly Horny Bard >Still cis tho Dorntes >Thinking about maybe DMing sometime soon The Lesbian The Furry The Closet Furry The "Chaotic Neutral" >Takes every possible chance to steal |>Has not lasted more than two from/stab other player characters, thinks this makes him edgy and subversive The Pirate Trevor >Only plays druids or rangers >Character literally raised by wolves >Thinks it's quirky to introduce a character by having them lick one of the other PCs >Swashbuckler in game >Has the entire WOTC Library on a Google Drive >Her character IS cooler than yours >Only ever plays Tabaxi, Tieflings, or Dragonborn sessions with any group without getting banned >Really gets into | >Actually super good at roleplay, lots character, great at roleplaying of experience >D&D should be free >Hits on female players "in character" for all players >lt does not >Will help you with "character creation" (make you a fursona) "I mean if you think about it it "Don't be >Will kill Trevor if you try to make them play at would've been normal to marry at 13 in the time the game is based on" suspicious, don't be "Guys it's just what my suspicious" "The new book is $60? Let's see character would do quit being mad about it" the same table about that..." >Yikes The Homebrew Anarchist The Incredibly Horny Bard The Pyromaniac The Gunslinger The Murder Hobo >Every character is "Chaotic Evil" >Roleplays this by murdering every single NPC The Dice Hoarder >Extremely cool post-apocalyptic cyberpunk setting >ls not, technically, playing D&D >Every DM's worst nightmare >Monster Manual? I think you mean Husband Catalog >Fanmade Classes only >Will outdamage whole party in one >Owns so, so many dice >lf you ask to borrow some he'll give >Just joined to get to set things on fire "I didn't ask how big the room was, I said I cast fireball" >Does not care you the plain yellow set that came with about the turn "Lore? What lore?" his D&D starter kit anymore consequences of his actions whatsoever "I roll to "Introduce a little anarchy..." seduce the dragon" Libertarian Right Left

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The Political Compass but it is Europe in the Late Medieval Ages

Authoritarian GLOURIOUS CITIZEN OF THE PEASANT REPUBLIC OF DITHMARSCHEN The Pope The Zealot The Traditionalist The French Vassal Duke v tSit was better te have even me when there wes only one Rome Wants the Church >Praise him power >"ABOLISH ALL FEUDALISM this rance unya >Women are Inferior to men Oueens should not be a thing" eman decealad H never sied >Say anything bad about him Excommunicated Bruh eRoi WE ARE THE CHURCH forve DATHE KN PASSAREFORM >ived in a monastery for half of his ite >Holier than the Emperor AMNOUNCEA MEW CRUSADE AGANST >ABOLISH ALL MONARCHIESI >2 Popest What is this Bullht wenHour AMENO, DORME ates the panes more tha the s The Christian The Noble The Royal Concubines The Elected King The Empereor The Arcibishop "Communist" Wen obged >Owns literally o beingaman everything in his Gy >f you are a sert, he controls all your lands nd or Ind born WHY ARE THESE FUCKEAS IGNORING THE WORD OF CHRIST -doesn't believe n nobility by bloodne >hates the queen Keeps preachin only because the ducas realm >Onty f---- the ing for power s weathy af >absolute powers THEY O TO nE FOO ON HEN THEY CAN Meritocratic Cancreate Unies of Nobles get he king t do as thy wh fat f--- Wshes she wa the queen Kinda just happy he was elected king >Only enemies are Union of Mobles and the Pope Den wh Chucks average Darten The citizen of an italian Commune The Eastern The Knight The Viking Golden Age long over The Icelander Loyal to his Lord. more loyal to his King "Roman" >lives with his entire family >Doesn't like monarchies NO00, DONT aks in Greek, dont inowa ismpire aslarge ty Cotantinople hs protatly less peple hen Pars Dyet s clam te be homan CALL IT Engages in Local politiks >Most fights for Prestige and honer, not for money Probably ZANTIUM Chriscian hs taty shares between echether everything secretely hates >his community has become seit sufficienct Peched in Ingland ly Noman all the other communes good leaderst noe hat >Noble morevking Seretty chil overal The average European peasant >lives lile day by day The citizen The serf The Venetian The Florentine of a Free City citizen just wants toprays a t SExtremely Rikh >Stocks go >barely beleves in God >Has contrel of the entire production of ducats in Europe be left alone No, likevery, very rich up constantly Mas to give a lot of what he Thinks imperia lcontrol is stupid crops failed at 3past winters Holy F--- if he is rich makes to his lord wWans anows beth and h children willneve be free >Huence wi make can the alan Lingua ranc >That's Im yruit probably turn protestant once the reformation starts going to church is the highlight of his week calling the Austrianst The LBGT Monarch The Maghrebi Sahara trader Europeans the The Genoese "M.A.P." The Swiss The Witch >goddamn The LGBT peasant Confederacy peasant >NOTHING IN THIS UFE IS WORTH UVING FOR brings the Scan be aPactually makes maps has accumlated so much weatn that nobody cares about the fart that he f---- kd >bom in the wrong time >loves to work insane goodies from Arica loyal Mercenary will be bumed at the steak has three e patha Getting ted for being wnful hding denty in shame forever, king Nimself Wants to be openly gay can't has genetically evalved to be unable of feeling >protects the Pope fcing hates the Venetian s neither poor nor wealthy probably Flenocent, not even a witch at leati can Nve massive y enges de n secet >sa ful ass freeman The Russian Siberian Frontiersman ever The Heretic The Mercenary The Great Hoarder Nobody te Nm what to >Completely is State lives before the reformation >his heresy wisbeyed anyone be forgotten has basically >The only law he will ever see being enforced is the law of the land Unloyal The han e If anyone was to be a proto-anarchist, you'd probably only know them as an unburied corpse or as insane >has fun no rules preading his seed tinpoe bonly does /his job for /those sweet ducats persecuted by everyone >hates every is Supely self kingdom or Clerical state ellbetra voot Singing sufficienct you Libertarian Left MFW I'm borm before Marx why even live? Right

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Medieval Political Compass, from a western european catholic POV

T*rks Divine,Cause Do not approach under any circumstance! The Saladin The Chinese Emperor The Basileus The Emperor The Dolphin of The Crusader >literal >haha not >has >weird France >DEUS VULT! devil cousin holy not much >Fifth son >tfw you 12 and you hear "King dead, long live the King" roman >crusader gold >lives in O >Invested and >plis, vassals, sees him a big city all monies in ) D don't do this many >weird the crusade in dreams рeople >Roman >Privilegia was a mistake eyes larper, but speeks >I will take Jerusalem, right? >strange kind of infidel >probably >infidel exists > :*( incarnate Greek The Arab The Heretic The Patriarch The Loyal Vassal The CHAD Monarch of some irrelevant place >very old and wise The Pope >somewhat/ >your >Pope is wrong! wrong! wrong! >Probably some Hussite or other Cathar >Pope with cool robes advanced highness, >haha you can >was a great >but less >you can trade with always warrior bulla go brrr powerful count on >united his him or do >Ends where >emperor >don't say "filioque" my troops kingdom can suck my reconquista he belongs (on a stake) just tell me what you can give me in near him >his country DICTATUS probably dies with him >at least РАРАЕ he's not T*rk return :P The Mongol The Orthodogz The Generic Bishop TEUTON The Noble Noble The Ideal Knight (at least in XXI century movies) >yeah, I could give >God's >BEGOME >keeps his >fat or very judgement >fights for word ORTHODOGZ skinny >l will destroy u pagan, poor and weak you a dispen- >Greatest >we have >cares about >good politician, bad priest Empire beards his peasants sation with >doesn't even tho you're >NO000 >is the awesome care about <. Pope is not true Christian cavalry core of christian! monies a working >stopped in Poland, so irrelevant >respects feudalism woman and Plis Poland Don NKill me elderly A M VIKING The "Norman". The Venetian The Burgher The Rich Peasant (yeah they were a thing, google USS Liberty incident to find out more) The Philosopher >raiding the >l want to >no, he's not >Aristotle >l'm not coasts of trade with >look I a burger is my n---- Europe for hundreds a viking, I'm very have money you... BY FORCE >masterful craftsman, I am very >Schola- years cultured cultured sticism, >one member of >rapes A and burns >likely always a renowned bitch! >what do retarded colonises guild you mean >will >l'm OP >hey we are kangz a little no one takes meet you in Valhalla >lots of me seriously :( 1066 monies The Baltic Pagan The South Slav The Honest Trader The Monk The Peasants >works all day >raiding is what I do >yes sir, this is Jesus's finger for >yea l'm >fasts very christian >probably your >had to work in the field, but didn't have to go to war >helps the poor >jerks off an honest ancestors >do you price! >people to trees >weren't very smart >simple life think he mind paying protection >what do >it's not a was a fat u mean deformed horse, nor cultured >despite making up over 90% of population, peasants make up 0% of smart people looser "Northern it'sa unicorn money ? >no profit Crusades?" from China The Witch The University The Jew The Saint Francis >doesn't >l will give this peasants some medicine Student natural study >thinks Jesus >talks to animals >helps >oh it wasn't the >so based everyone didn't |>only wants Messiah lol that work to have fun even >makes atheists >reads :( monies like him stupid philosophy (I want them monies) >l guess it's CLAP >back in >probably poisons time to burn my day kids weren't like this wells tbh Daily Bread Faithful 6000 Infidel

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The political compass but it's the 2020 American election

Authoritarian The Tankie The Zoomer Communist The Zoomer Fascist The American Nazi The Confederate The Warhawk Sympathizer Can be seen waving a DPRK flag next to antifa Used to be a "Its just (((them))) rigging another election, dont bother" LARPer "Yeah Bernie berniebro, but got blackpilled Has no regard for human life LARPer was my first choice, but I still support Trump" "Yeah, Trump is racist, that's why im voting for him" Has been "Haha national Voted for debt go weeee" spamming "GULAG Trump in 2016, but overreacted to him giving too much money to Israel 1488 WORDS Barely even a fascist, but the racism is GULAG Will vote for WORDS GULAG' Biden if WORDS since Super Tuesday Has a thin blue Clinton is his still probably unironic line flag on his car, not even a VP сop The Union Boss The Black Nationalist The Immigrant The Blue Dog Democrat The MAGA voter The Russian shitposter Willing to work in the democratic system Going to vote for Biden "All of my friends are Wanted to vote for Biden is Hated by all the best western Bernie, now split on who to vote for Republicans now" "Эти выборы не будут такими же you could journalists Doesn't come up Genuinely makes a difference in веселыми, как в like other Just wants to make a better with? Thanks for прошлый раз" Berniebros for being racist another 4 labor rights life for his family years Hopes Trump wins again for the lols "Donate to Parents probably voted for the CPUSA" Would probably vote Republican if Rubio ever got the nomination Biden The Armchair The Berniebro The Rust-Belt The Boomer Democrat The Never-Trumper The Zionist Good friends Has never even Factory Worker "All of my friends are Idolized by weird evangelicals with both warhawk and "The DNC Has lost all hope, will stay home like he did during the primaries had a job Bloomberg was his first choice but Biden is fine stole the "Biden lobbyist supported NAFTA? election Trump supporters now" Hated by again" other leftists Looks like im voting for Trump again" Nazi and for making them look Bernie conspiracy theorist think he single- handedly decides Atleast he Bane of all bad moved on Berniebros WELD from Too neet "heres to vote how Leadership 2020 America Deserves elections Bernie can still win" The Boomer Hippie The Progressive The Smug Liberal The Swing Voter The Ben Shapiro Fan The Lobbyist Probably got called a SJW in highschool "Trust me kid..I've "Rural Americans? Lives Bane of all that is Stopped being relevant 4 Endstate somewhere been doing this s--- since the 60s" Who gives a s---" good in America of the Will vote in Florida student years ago "Yeah...Epstein was a good friend of mine" Believes blue no matter who, activist Tara Reade, but is voting for Biden denies Biden's Tired of anyway because "We have to beat Trump" getting political ads all the dementia Still not even Probably going to vote for problem Will vote old enough democrat to vote time for more cheap labor Biden MONSTE anyway The Student Activist The Green Party Voter The Skeptic The Conspiracy Theorist The Libertarian The Single-Issue 2A Voter "Would you like to sign up for our news letter?" "Idk dude, the LV shooting just doesnt add up" Not relevant "COVID is just a Will vote 3rd coverup for all the 5G deaths" enough to split the vote in any senate elections, but raged at by neolibs for taking away votes from Biden party Very idealistic In the same Doesn't really camp as Libertarian, but votes red Bane of all care about Going to vote for Republican senators Still feels policy, just who's more trustworthy to him uncomfortable because he leaving his Y2K bunker some random ass "What do you doesn't want mean l'm a dem in leftist party thatll probably get <10k votes office Would've had Last time he splitting the voted was for vote? It's Probably former military a breakdown Ross Perot in 1996 about if Buttigieg got the nom principle" The Antifa Member The Stoner The Luddite The Satanist The Cartel Leader The Boogalooer Just wants to Only cares about federal decriminalization, became doomer after Bernie lost Doesn't even "Haré una oferta Unironically thinks Trump is a nazi live peacefully in the woods, nothing more, nothing less read up on new gun laws "Must... kill... que no pueden rechazar." "Bash more... children.." the Not a US Everyone who speaks against him dies mysteriously anymore citizen, but hopes Biden wins so it's fash!" "Smoking weed rn" easier to Not even smuggle going to vote, just wants an Going to forget to vote on Will vote democrat out across the border Going to write-in John Considered carbombing one of the conventions election day of party loyalty excuse to McAfee riot Libertarian Right Left

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Authoritarian The Viola The Cello The Conductor "Everyone please stop playing you Owns books on mus theory should have practised at home The Harp The harp requires incredible focus and intellect to play, not just anyone can manipulate this beautifu The Flute The Violin >Practises 0 hous a day >Has organiseda number of uprisings against the violins, al faled Sees themselves as a god. rightfully so >Will take over if otrumeng the conductor is a minute late >'Ewww, spit >Best musician in the band >Occasionally gets fed up and yels at 3rd trumpet who tells hs parents >"Guys stop >Wishes he was cool lke the bass talking" >'No, it's not >Cant cary it without his dad helping unt a big violin Why did no one clap after my solo avehanh Ana e week for these ingih The Timpani The English Teacher The Cornet >Acts like a cooler trumpet No longer remembers why he choseSecretly is embarrased by sie >you caNt PLaY COnEt pars oN a tRner Ret The French Horn The Bass Drum The Bassoon Oldest guy in the band >Relable >Die-hard classical fan >"Why don't you play more Schubert >"NO00Or You can't junt hit something and call musk ttakes skil and hard work NO00000or the bassoon Has never >haha drum go boom Doesn't thin about it missed a note >Has your back Does air conducting in the back of you have his The Marimba The Contrabassoon The Tuba Started the double reed gang withPretty fun guy to hang out with >rings his switch to rehearsals The Oboe The Tenor Sax >Has no interest in band politics >Aunt wants to tril for gods sake No one writes contrabassoon parts >Aust comes to band to buy cigarettes The Piccolo >Plays loud and high enough to send all dogs in a mile radius into a murderous rage >"Guys please stop it's not axylophone the bassoon but is now regretting >Knows nothing but noise The Baritone The Bass Trombone The Bass The Visitor The Double Bass >Hangs out with the bass >Wears a tuvedo to rehearsal The 3rd Trumpet will continue playing for io seconds her everyone stops Sax >Only listens to jaA >"Have you listened to Giant Steps >Pretty chill dude is in an actual band >Tels cool stories >"Great playing guy Man I wish I plaayed an instrumentrGrh find him mysterioun nd alluring Could I have a go at the drums?" rom his gigs 'Nice xylophone "Doot doot, lo >shoop de doop The Triangle >s just happy to sit nest to the lst Why even try? All he plays isa damned shape. No one knows or Haha rd trumpet you're so funnyareshe plays itat the right time, but everyone s---- on him if he ut lay down outide after rehearia let the cold embrace of to one will remembe thiband The Clarinet Wshes the band played more Disney Spends rehearsal trying to ignore >Wanna hear Seven Nation AmyPlease stop calling me that The TromBoner Why does no one write good trombone parts The Guitar The 2nd Trumpet The Drums he a student >Will not be seen without guitar in hand rumpet Only plays the PHub ommunity theme Help there's three sharps the alto sax >Thinks shes quirky but is ust obnoxious Knows four chords Plays ok but is just there to hang ou Krare of Auite d die. No4 ato The Bass The Percussion The 1st Trumpet >Thinks he Godh gift to music Kinda is >Conductor has to stop him talking hn'tastudent so gets paid The Keyboard The Alto Sax The Bagpipes Comes in once a month to rehearse the one song with bagpipes >Constantly firts with the clarinet Clarinet Mays literally 20 diferent instruments Swi join an orchestra ater school and make Dhousands >wl switch to sound effects mode Has never practiced in the middle of every song >Thinks this is the height of comedy Doesn't know what a bass clarinet is every frve minutes Wears a cool skirt >Why are you Libertarian Right Left

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