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![Tintin Compass Authoritarian KGB Elections Colonel Sponz Marshall Dr. J. W. Müller Mitsuhirato Friendly Neighborhood Commissar Nazi spy trying to destroy the British economy. After the war, flees to the Middle east to meddle in Observers Kûrvi-Tasgarally named Very realistic, not at all racially insensitive depiction of a Japanese man. So imperialist that even Tintin can see Kurvi-Tasch's RE AGONMUNST -Gives bread Mustler head of the ? THEN, I DECLARE THE COMMUNIST PARTY to all the neighborhood boys and girls (as long as they're communist). Has sent (Mussolini-Hitler) in the original MA ECTED UNANIMOUSLY! secret police. Props up Tapioca regime. Modeled after version. revolutions. Seems to run a Doctor of something's wrong. Wants to see Japan rule all of Asia. Canonically commits hara-kiri. Fascist the same guy as VIRE dictatorship and an Eastern Bloc communist state psychology, never does any psychology, only shown doing chemistry. Tintin. over 10,000 kids to gulag. Top hobby is kicking puppies. simultaneously. Thomson Thompson General Tapioca Colonel Boris Jorgen General Alcazar Nestor Thompson with a p, as in psychology. Policeman Works for interpol, seemingly have jurisdiction everywhere. Law and order, control over the world. Fairly incompetent. To be precise.. Works for the Hitler stand-in. Syldavian nobleman that hates his own Thomson without a Banana republic leader, guerrilla and axe thrower in his free time. p, as in Venezuela. Policeman Works for interpol, seemingly have jurisdiction everywhere. Law and order, Banana republic leader, renamed the capital Tapiocapolis. Gets deposed every other wednesday. Outwardly seems like a perfect servant. Gets deposed Actually planning class warfare every other wednesday. Not that country? His corpse still floats in near Not that earth orbit. control over the against the bourgeois Haddock. ideologically different from ideologically different from world. Tapioca. Fairly incompetent. Alcazar. To precise... Emir Mohammed Ben Cutts the Butcher Maharaja of Gaipajama Tintin Abdullah Joylon Wagg Kalish Ezab Working Emir of Ascended radical 7th dimension centrist. Fights to protect the poor people in his kingdom. class. Cannot go more Khemed, than five minutes Aiding Nestor in his revolution by setting up a Supports socialist revolutionaries and monarchists Pro-police, pro-imperialism. Anti-capitalist. Hates racial discrimination, casually racist. Very traditional values, has a "very close male friend." probably put in power by stupid British orientalists. Loves his son Abdullah more Represents everything annoying about centrists. Too busy talking about his Uncle Anatole and his without pulling some kind of prank. Do you realize this immature kid Anti-colonialist. very sophisticated wiretap on Marlinspike. Probably a monarcho- socialist. insurance policies to have political views. Belt and bracer man. Probably has a big grill at home. will run a country someday? than should be possible. Bianca Castafiore Rascar Capac Oliveira de Figueira Bobby Smiles The Milanese Nightingale, standard "libleft" star. Has been dead for several hundred years. Chicago gangster. Probably runs a prohibition era alcohol racket. The only man who could sell a top hat Loves to an bedouin. The most brilliant Haddock, Gives kids can't get him away from Tintin. Ah, my beauty past compare! nightmares. Why is he even on the salesman East of Seems to operate across the US. I would say he's Italian, but look at that name! the Mediterranean. Actually is a remarkably nice comapass guy. Professor Calculus Tibetan Grand Abbot Chang Chong Chen Skut Allan Thompson Lazlo Carreidas Very intelligent, yet believes in dowsing and pendulums. Almost caused a cold war fiasco by accident. Works for capitalist Swiss/ American millionare who Just wants Escaped communist Estonia to freedom. Ends up working for the worst people. (Carreidas, Middle-Eastern Rastapopoulos' employee. Experienced drug runner and slave trader. freedom for the Chinese people. never laughs. Gained his Got stuck with Mao instead. wealth entirely through theft and Went to live in space program. (probably hates commies). Pretty chill, unless told he's acting the goat, in which case... Are there any [Removed by Hong Kong, because at least Americans who skulldruger. Canonically commits tax fraud. the British have aren't evil the Chinese villains in this food. terrorists, etc.) series? Government] The Arumbayas The Fakir Ranko Snowy Capitan Haddock Rastapopoulos HUMP Does not The epitome of An egalitarian society of (almost) understand the concept Tintin's "special friend"... About 30 years no-morals THUMP capitalism. Runs very lucrative opium ring, human trafficking business and kidnapping enterprise. Big nose, american greedy villain... Herge, you Nazi collaborator, you did it again. of laws. Monke uncontacted tribes. Always being exploited by Europeans. Much nicer Probably commits tax fraud. Sense of older than THUM Tintin... Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles! Ten thousand thundering typhoons! Bashi-bazouk Abecedarian! Visigoths! humor more Seems like a villain, actually just has a really kinky hypnotism fetish. evolved than Kleptomaniacs! Sea gherkin! Anacoluthon! Pockmark! Nincompoop! Vegetarian! Abominable snowman! Iconoclasts! Parasitel Steam rollers! Popinjay! Pinheads! Miserable slugs! Ectomorphs! Pickled herrings! Freshwater swabs! Cercopithecus! Pyrographer! Miserable molecules of mildew! Sea cucumbers! Orang-outangs! Bandits! Fancy dress freebooters! Sycophant! any of the humans. than their reputation. Libertarian Left Right](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/898/034/20e.jpg "The Ultimate Tintin Compass")
![CONVERGENCE BY FORCE Facebook: @Dead Space Necroposting THE DOOMER GF THE FANATIC THE CULT LEADER THE BRUTE COOMER THE REGENERATORS THE NECRO MOON "IISAAAAAAAAAAC!" Wants Convergence, Fears Necros "Make us Wholesome, Isaac" I'm CONVERGING!" Can survive intense fires, can't even "We are Hungry.. We are ANGERY!" Stereotype shoot weak spot on back Spends 10k survive heavy calibre rounds credits on Loses to OP weapon crafting system Did what the Flood couldn't, "MAY THE Guilt trips Will circumsise OnlyRIGs consume all sentient life MARKERS. you into suicide you with a smile Actually PRESERVE dead UUUUUS!" "haha, regenerator printer go brr br" Aрех of Fat F---- Can't break Plot-Armour The Penultimate Unitologist Psychopath THE LEVIATHAN THE TOP GIRL SPITTER THE PREGANANANT THE INFECTOR THE TRIPOD THE CHAD HUNTER Owns an OnlyRIGs account Probably a Redditor "Welcome to the Necro Zone!" "LET'S F------ The OG Regenerator who pisses on the Poisons the air JUUUUUUUUUUMP!" weaker ones "Babe, it's 4pm. Time for your sloppy" around it Necrochungus They Fly Now? They Fly Now! Twice the head Double the Suc [[warning: 10 kiloton mass detected in food storage]] "Go my A hard children.. Is a Cuck for Only dies after Female Tripod being exposed to thousands 10 Die for me!" Probably caused of degrees of heat COVID-19 Wheezer's bigger uglier brother THE EXPLOODER THE ZOOMER PACK THE NP-SLASHER THE ENHANCED THE DOOMER FODDER THE CORRUPTION Dies when a corpse is thrown at it Needs help to bring Convergence Can withstand a Plasma Cutter Shot The product of DS3 lacking new ideas *Literally just vibing while chaos occurs around it* "Pustule go Boom!" Only use in life is dying Not even a threat 1-on-1 Doesn't get shat on "My mom said I can call you a N*cro" "I kill to forget, but I always remember" I'm NoT "Your RIG is Red" gEnErlc!" Makes Necros their home More harm to other Necros than His dad works Generic look at EA. He'll could trick foes Occasionally c--- on good get you banned in thinking he's Human the floor DEAD S PACE NECROPDSTING THE SWARM THE DRAG TENTACLE THE LURKER an are THE PUKER THE STALKER THE LEAPER Literally gets Punt-Kicked "This isn't a meme, I'm in so much pain" Claps Isaac's dead cheeks Athletic for a Necro with no legs and only two arms Infector but fast af *Drags you to Brazil* Dog-form is still Probably slurps Only wants to Invented the *shoot yellow glowy* trope for the series hunt *proceeds to d--------- you to death* a Dumb-F--- his cereal You'll never see "WAAAAAAAAA him comiiin AAAAAAAAAA No sense of AAAAAAAAA Almost broke the first game Hygiene "Personal Swarmer and Infector combined AAAAAAAAA space? AAAAAAA!" *Chirp* XDDDDDDD THE WHEEZER THE CREEPER THE SOYBOY FEEDER THE GUARDIAN THE CURSED DIVIDER THE TWITCHER A Chain Smoker in his spare time Somehow knows how guns work "YO00000 IS THAT FRESH MEAT?!" Sounds like he's c------ Intimidating sex Literal Crack-Head when he dies moans *Sloppy tongue noises* Breaks Space & "Uh Oh. Stinky!" "Longus tonguegus Neck-F---- corpses Too fat to be Time when Doesn't die a useful Necro running in one hit like the Pack ACTIVATE" Ballsacks The eyesight of a brick "Come over "VRO0000 for Lungs Over 6ft, Girl Necros want here, I'm going to f------ decapitate you!" 0000000 00000M!" him THE SWARMER THE CYST-LET THE CRAWLER THE NEST THE SHAMBLER THE GIGACHAD TORMENTOR "Tough talk for an Engineer in c--- sucking distance" Explooder but stationary Lurker but Dumber Created purely for being lazy "I Believe you, but my rocket launcher Lives in other Dead things and sewers Lurker but Explodes don't" Composed of 7 o----- worth of corpses Lurker but worse The Sphincter of Necromorphs Creeper that found its f--- *Kills itself* overall "Hey! My weak-spots are up here!" "What good is your Boot NOW?!" buddy Most underrated boss Close interactions scare it Throws its head Quite literally can be shaken-off to death at new victims to infect Facebook: @Dead Space Necroposting PASSIVE CONVERGENCE WILL DOMINATE Facebook: @Dead Space Necroposting MADE TO DIE Facebook: @Dead Space Necroposting](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/896/324/f01.png "Necro Compass/Dead Space Compass")
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