Anonymous 04/10/18 (Tue) 11:23:39 ID: c6d7e0 No.14620856 >>14620864 >>14820867 >>14620871 >>14820872 >14820873 >>14320875 >14820885 >>14820908 >14820924 >>14621110 >>14621372 >>14821515 >>14821572 File (hide): 8227f8eec64dd5e.jpg (68.29 KB, 367x321, 367:321, take me sweet death.jpg) (h) (u) >>14620765 Oh boy l'll start with the leftist in the apartment complex >Work for city full of insane sjws >Buddy ask if I could help him with this job evicting these people out of this complex >Do it since he and I have been friends since middle school >Place has anarcho commies who are free sexuals >meaning they are w----- >They refuse to pay due to not wanting to pay a none commie city government >The water and s--- was cut off due to them not paying >But they still refuse to f------ leave >we head there around noon >Buddy knocks on the door >l s--- you not the most NuMale f--- opens the door >Smells of unwashed ass and weed seep from the apartment >Friend and cops tell them they are to leave the building right now >NuMale whines about commies s--- and how they'll overthrow the gov to give way to a free commie anarchist way of life >Tell him to leave in the next hour >The f----- throws a bottle of piss at the wall yelling >Big African Cop overpowers the beta and handcuffs him >This really fat trans whale walks from the bed room in pain >Saying "My vagina and a------ hurt so bad I wanna die!" >Ambulance is called >We all have to haul the land whale onto the ambulance >The we hear a pop >This brownish red green fluid come rushing out of it's lower parts >lt smells like rot, liquid s--- and pus >Everyone pukes violently due to the sheer smell >Des >We find out the t-----'s "vagina" got infected due to poor job they got from the surgery and the fact it's a------ got torn during said surgery >With the fact it let the NuMale f--- it in both holes and fecial matter got into the wound >Resulted in a massive infection and rectal cyst with gangrene >It was f------ 14 inches deep into the body >I'm told it the fluid amount was the volume was large pop bottle or 2L the smell and bio slime pourir the t----- gets into the Ambulance >We are stunned and horrified that such a amount was there >The fact they stopped bathing after the water was shut off only made it worse I'm still in awe this happened, have more if you want. Anonymous 04/10/18 (Tue) 12:04:07 ID: c6d7e0 No.14620942 >14620947 >14620959 >>14621515 File (hide): 07597a061014724..png (450.63 KB, 768x576, 4:3, mpvsnap-2018.04.05-01h43m5..ong) (h) (u) >>14620864 >>14620875 Alright more coming up l'll tell you the story of the Kebab shop complaint >These university c---- make a complaint about this new Kebab shop doing cultural appropriation of Turkish culture >As it's run by white looking people and serving pork kebabs and non halal meat >They sperg out over this shop and say it's hurting the Muslims >They make a big deal how western imperialism is ruining Turkish food by cheapening it >other young sjws join in the virtue signalling >They bug one of the grandsons of the owners saying why is someone with such a greek name helping run a kebab shop >Shops owner comes to city hall and went cops to file a harassment charge >lt's this old white lady >She says the reason why they make pork kebabs and serve non halal meat is because "we are rum Greeks of Constantinople" >lt turns out they are Greeks from Turkey who are all hardcore Orthodox Christians >They want to file complaint for racism and harassment because the s--- they've been getting due to the ignorant belief that only Turkish Muslims can run Kebab shops >City quietly pays the shop off as to not get media attention >Uni sjws drop out and move out of city due to sheer embarrassment I actually go to this shop to eat a lot and I've learned a lot of Greeks and Christians living in Turkey from them. >>14620867 The t----- died from the super high fever the infection gave. >>14620885 I know these stories sound unreal but trust me sjwism and city work make for some insane stories. Anonymous 04/10/18 (Tue) 12:50:35 ID: c6d7e0 No.14621079 >>14621098 >>14621105 >>14621108 >>14621117 >>14821129 File (hide): 785ec5cde1442a7.jpg (55.23 KB. 500x356, 125:89. even sleep won't fix.jpg) (h).(4) IT'S THE KIND OF TIRED >>14620990 Alright, this one is about one of my co-workers who has no f------ idea about anything let alone being right wing >One of my co- workers tries really hard to be right wing and follows know all nothings "right wing" E- celebs >He goes on about how super right wing he is >one day he goes "Anon wanna do a political test?" >l say f--- it since work was slow that day >I finish my test and get Right winger capitalist as my score >He finishes and spergs out because he got centre left as his score >"This can't be anon!" e is in shock at how he got the result THAT SLEEP WONT FIX >Hei >We go over his test >He put down he doesn't believe in the free market >l ask him why and then I get a response that l'll never forget >Oh the Free Market is just commie b------- anon >Pic is my face when he tells me this bombshell >I'm trying my best not to have a seizure from the retardation >l said the following "How in the living f--- can you call yourself a right winger when you have no idea what the free market is?" >He is getting mad that I'm ridding on him for this >"Anon I'm not sure how this stops me from being hardcore right wing?"

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Anonymous 04/10/18 (Tue) 11:23:39 ID: c6d7e0 No.14620856 >>14620864 >>14820867 >>14620871 >>14820872 >14820873 >>14320875 >14820885 >>14820908 >14820924 >>14621110 >>14621372 >>14821515 >>14821572 File (hide): 8227f8eec64dd5e.jpg (68.29 KB, 367x321, 367:321, take me sweet death.jpg) (h) (u) >>14620765 Oh boy l'll start with the leftist in the apartment complex >Work for city full of insane sjws >Buddy ask if I could help him with this job evicting these people out of this complex >Do it since he and I have been friends since middle school >Place has anarcho commies who are free sexuals >meaning they are w----- >They refuse to pay due to not wanting to pay a none commie city government >The water and s--- was cut off due to them not paying >But they still refuse to f------ leave >we head there around noon >Buddy knocks on the door >l s--- you not the most NuMale f--- opens the door >Smells of unwashed ass and weed seep from the apartment >Friend and cops tell them they are to leave the building right now >NuMale whines about commies s--- and how they'll overthrow the gov to give way to a free commie anarchist way of life >Tell him to leave in the next hour >The f----- throws a bottle of piss at the wall yelling >Big African Cop overpowers the beta and handcuffs him >This really fat trans whale walks from the bed room in pain >Saying "My vagina and a------ hurt so bad I wanna die!" >Ambulance is called >We all have to haul the land whale onto the ambulance >The we hear a pop >This brownish red green fluid come rushing out of it's lower parts >lt smells like rot, liquid s--- and pus >Everyone pukes violently due to the sheer smell >Des >We find out the t-----'s "vagina" got infected due to poor job they got from the surgery and the fact it's a------ got torn during said surgery >With the fact it let the NuMale f--- it in both holes and fecial matter got into the wound >Resulted in a massive infection and rectal cyst with gangrene >It was f------ 14 inches deep into the body >I'm told it the fluid amount was the volume was large pop bottle or 2L the smell and bio slime pourir the t----- gets into the Ambulance >We are stunned and horrified that such a amount was there >The fact they stopped bathing after the water was shut off only made it worse I'm still in awe this happened, have more if you want. Anonymous 04/10/18 (Tue) 12:04:07 ID: c6d7e0 No.14620942 >14620947 >14620959 >>14621515 File (hide): 07597a061014724..png (450.63 KB, 768x576, 4:3, mpvsnap-2018.04.05-01h43m5..ong) (h) (u) >>14620864 >>14620875 Alright more coming up l'll tell you the story of the Kebab shop complaint >These university c---- make a complaint about this new Kebab shop doing cultural appropriation of Turkish culture >As it's run by white looking people and serving pork kebabs and non halal meat >They sperg out over this shop and say it's hurting the Muslims >They make a big deal how western imperialism is ruining Turkish food by cheapening it >other young sjws join in the virtue signalling >They bug one of the grandsons of the owners saying why is someone with such a greek name helping run a kebab shop >Shops owner comes to city hall and went cops to file a harassment charge >lt's this old white lady >She says the reason why they make pork kebabs and serve non halal meat is because "we are rum Greeks of Constantinople" >lt turns out they are Greeks from Turkey who are all hardcore Orthodox Christians >They want to file complaint for racism and harassment because the s--- they've been getting due to the ignorant belief that only Turkish Muslims can run Kebab shops >City quietly pays the shop off as to not get media attention >Uni sjws drop out and move out of city due to sheer embarrassment I actually go to this shop to eat a lot and I've learned a lot of Greeks and Christians living in Turkey from them. >>14620867 The t----- died from the super high fever the infection gave. >>14620885 I know these stories sound unreal but trust me sjwism and city work make for some insane stories. Anonymous 04/10/18 (Tue) 12:50:35 ID: c6d7e0 No.14621079 >>14621098 >>14621105 >>14621108 >>14621117 >>14821129 File (hide): 785ec5cde1442a7.jpg (55.23 KB. 500x356, 125:89. even sleep won't fix.jpg) (h).(4) IT'S THE KIND OF TIRED >>14620990 Alright, this one is about one of my co-workers who has no f------ idea about anything let alone being right wing >One of my co- workers tries really hard to be right wing and follows know all nothings "right wing" E- celebs >He goes on about how super right wing he is >one day he goes "Anon wanna do a political test?" >l say f--- it since work was slow that day >I finish my test and get Right winger capitalist as my score >He finishes and spergs out because he got centre left as his score >"This can't be anon!" e is in shock at how he got the result THAT SLEEP WONT FIX >Hei >We go over his test >He put down he doesn't believe in the free market >l ask him why and then I get a response that l'll never forget >Oh the Free Market is just commie b------- anon >Pic is my face when he tells me this bombshell >I'm trying my best not to have a seizure from the retardation >l said the following "How in the living f--- can you call yourself a right winger when you have no idea what the free market is?" >He is getting mad that I'm ridding on him for this >"Anon I'm not sure how this stops me from being hardcore right wing?"

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