Years of Academy Training Wasted - It doesn't make any sense

Sometimes you gotta be Bowser

Alternatively:

When you barbarically kill a girl's entire family, burn down her farm, kidnap her, tie her up and inform her that she's now your chattel, start torturing her and she says "Harder Daddy!"

"That's it! I'm giving you back to the Romans! I can't let you spread this degeneracy to my clan."

• Don't take it too seriously, it's a joke.