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Anonymous 11/05/21(Fri)10:51:27 No.21239389 Dudes... I had an experience today >Really needed to take a s--- >Couldn't be bothered leaving my room >See empty pizza box >Pop a squat and squeeze >S--- slides out into the pizza box >No toilet paper >Use a tissue but it didn't work >Walk to the bathroom with s--- squished against my ass cheeks >My ass is like a chocolate mud cake now >Needed to wipe 6 times >Still a mess >Hop into a shower to clean myself >Finish >Go back to room where my s--- is just chillin' in the pizza box >Look at it >No smell >Start to get sorta turned on >J------- >C-- on my pizza s--- I've never done anything like this before.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Ir9k/ Anonymous mom found out my peepee proble(...) 04/08/21(Thu)22:31:41 No.63121036 >be me >very nervous >crippling anxiety makes it impossible to keep an erection infront of a woman >go to the psychiatrist >she gives me tadalafil pills (just 9 KB JPG better viagra) >save them >forget where i saved them >look around for an hour, no clue where they are >think mom saved them >ask mom where did she put the "orange pills" >"what are those orange pills for anon"? >"I.. Uh... I uh uhm have you seen them or not?" >"ANON WHAT ARE THOSE PILLS FOR" >Almost crying from shame, say the truth >"... So have you seen them?" >"No" >Give it one more shot before giving up >look under my bed >The pills are there I just. I can't. Maybe I shouldn't be able to reproduce, being this retarded

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: Anonymous 10/14/21(Thu)22:07:05 No.63932352 >be fat >find /fit/ >start eating healthy >start working out >pack lunch to work >eat fruit and protein bars >co workers make jokes about my new diet >make fun of me about how I always eat the same thing >make fun of how I say no to doughnuts brought in >months pass | >drop 30 lbs >muscle starts to show >comments stop

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: Anonymous 11/02/21(Tue)15:43:48 No.3968378 photo from freepik by nikitabuida questioning-dog.png 722 KB PNG >This is Bucky, he's my best friend and I love him very much >That's why I'm going to cut his balls off Why do "people" do this to their "friends"?

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>Be me 100% JESUS >Born Brazilian >F------ hate it, but at least I'm 1% and white >Spend my entire life being disgusted by local culture and trying to get away from it >Learn english so I can 100 KB JPG communicate with foreigns >Feel superior to the rest of the scum here >When I'm abroad and people ask me where I'm from I just say Portugal, this way they don't look at me like l'm a dirty South American >When I'm abroad I also cringe when I hear people speaking brazilian portuguese >Outta nowhere though I realize that everyone I love, like family, friends and my girl, as well as many people I respect professionally are Brazilian after all >Take a deep look inside and realize something >l don't hate people because they are Brazilian, I just hate poor people, and it just happens that there are a lot of them here >Feels better

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File: 3B2CAA72-E3B2-4867-A0FA-3(...).png (106 KB, 280x291) Anonymous 11/05/21(Fri)12:05:09 No.866140138 > be me > google "gary oldman" > forget the r > mfw

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: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)10:00:03 No.65073207 De-autisticification >be autistic >be very good at learning things >decide one day to start learning social skills to improve my life >memorise several social skills books 205 KB PNG >start practicing them everyday >initially make a fool of myself >eventually they become unconscious behavior and I start interacting normally with people >because I no longer come across as autistic, people begin associating my eccentricities as intelligence and creativity instead of autism >learning social skills makes me an above average communicator; can get what I want from who I want Feels good man 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)10:12:21 No.65073303 what books/sources do you recommend wise one? >>65073378 #

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: Anonymous (ID: NMSJ60GU 11/04/21(Thu)22:22:44 No.13741008 nothing's wrong >be me >lesbian 14f fm fine, i really am. fm not upset im just tred, yes, fm >active discord user >join discord server based on templar knights because my friend said so >make friend who claims to be ultra 465 KB JPG christian >he's suicidal , i'm also very suicidal >become his *only* friend >learn about his abusive family and horrible school life >months of friendship passed >i find out about the real him. >sexist, homophobic, racist >tells me he wishes i was his girlfriend because i "know my place as a woman" >feelsbadman.jpeg >my mental state is now in the ground >he guilt trips me into feeling bad for having a partner >misgenders my nonbinary partner JUST to make me want to break up with them >flash forward to last week >i am in the hospital for a suicide attempt >he messages me on discord >"i am in love with you. i will be the best boyfriend i ever can and i want to make you my beautiful tradwife. you're the most gorgeous girl i've ever seen you'll look amazing in the kitchen and " *you get the gist.* >i block him >f------ hate discord

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: Anonymous 05/11/21(Tue)21:08:51 No.854202562 >be me >in science class >class is getting off track because it's the end of the day >somehow in the middle of the conversation this one girl absolutely 131 КВ PNG roasts the s--- out of me >l'm embarrassed and try to just be cool until the conversation moves on >teacher looks at me and goes "you can tell he's trying to think of a comeback" >l say I'm not but the teacher has the whole class be silent and stare at me expecting a comeback >l spit out something and everyone pity claps I sill remember this years later. Mr. Jenkins if you're reading this, f--- you.

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: Anonymous 11/05/21(Fri)12:20:41 No.866140467 >gf came home drunk from work at 12pm >l'm sleeping >she's loud banging s--- and wakes me up >l wake up p----- and ask where the f--- she was >she said there was a work get together >know there's a coworker there who likes her >l'm f------ livid >she's drunkenly trying to make Mac and cheese >throw her on bed and force her clothes off >she's yelling at me >slap her and yell if you want to act like a w---- she can be one >stick d--- in her >she's freaking the f--- out and fighting back >smack her again and hold her arms tears are streaming her face >spread her legs and force myself in >she stops fighting >she starts rocking into me after a minute >f--- her roughly >she orgasms hard >l c-- inside her and roll off her disgusted by her >she's all meak looking and crawls towards me on her knees >she lays her head in my chest and says sorry >l give her a small kiss and tell her it's ok

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: Anonymous >Peter, make sure to wear gloves when working with poisonous animals, especially spiders and women. They like to stab you with thier fangs and suck out all the life and happiness right out of you. That's all a woman is - a hideous, poison-filled parasite. >Now I know what you're thinking, "But Uncle Ben, you're married to a woman." Shut the f--- up Peter, don't talk about May that way. You think l'd marry a real woman? Why do you think we don't have any kids of our own? Trust me Peter, beneath "her" dress is a c--- and pair of balls as old and wrinlky as a month-old zuccini and a pair 7 KB JPG of avocados. Her a------ is like a used rubber band now but back when she was young, goddamn she was as tight as a infant and just as smooth. >Anyways, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, spiders. Wear gloves. I saw on the news a farmer got bit by a wolf and turned into a werewolf. His brother got his finger slammed in the front door of his house and now he's a werehouse. Has to have forklifts drive into his recieving dock every day, unloading boxes. >Anyway, I wanted to tell you all this before the Alzheimers gets me.

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Anonymous 11/05/21(Fri)10:51:27 No.21239389 Dudes... I had an experience today >Really needed to take a s--- >Couldn't be bothered leaving my room >See empty pizza box >Pop a squat and squeeze >S--- slides out into the pizza box >No toilet paper >Use a tissue but it didn't work >Walk to the bathroom with s--- squished against my ass cheeks >My ass is like a chocolate mud cake now >Needed to wipe 6 times >Still a mess >Hop into a shower to clean myself >Finish >Go back to room where my s--- is just chillin' in the pizza box >Look at it >No smell >Start to get sorta turned on >J------- >C-- on my pizza s--- I've never done anything like this before.

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