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: Anonymous 11/10/21(Wed)19:40:22 No.866494139 >be me >22 year old virgin, never hugged anyone other than my mommy >good at making crafts >meet a qt >sweet, similar interests, naturally 24 KB JPG beautiful and never once seen her in make up >expresses genuine interest in me, mentions she likes snow globes >spend a night looking up how to make snow globe. do it for over a week. it doesn't look like s--- and it has an elephant in it because it's her favorite animal. >still talk to her every day. this is the nicest a girl has ever been to me. >fantasize about her smile upon receiving it, and our life together afterwards >stumble upon her of tonight, sub, and see her getting f----- by a monster d--- while she moans like a w---- >cry, break snow globe, slip and hit my head. I. Want. To. Die. I want to die. I. Want to die. I want to die. I hate all women. If you are a woman and reading this, I hate you.

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File: images (1).jpg (7 KB, 228x221) Go to the gym and seek self improvement ffs Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat)21:49:58 No.32380026 >be me >have best friend for 5 years >let's call him Dave >Dave has been in love with his childhood friend/crush since grade 1 >we'll call her Abigail > She is active in sports and has an excellent grade in uni >Abigail gets a boyfriend >dude is a gym Chad™ >Dave goes full rage mode >rants to me about how "Chads" steal all the girls and women only like jerks >Dave says Abigail's bf treats her like crap and sleeps with lot of women >actually met Abigail's bf >he's legit the nicest guy I've met >Christian, has never slept with women, devout but doesn't push it on anyone >major in peace studies and wants to become a charity worker abroad >dude even helped me out at the gym >went from skinny as hell to gaining 10kg in 2 months thanks to him >We play basketball together with his bros >Dave, meanwhile, is lazy, overweight, watches anime/LoL all day, and spams edgy s--- on 4chan >bro, get your act together Dave, I know you're reading this because you live on /b/. Abigail didn't pick her bf just because he's jacked. She picked him because he's actually a decent human being. Take a hard look at yourself and stop spreading lies about someone who's better than you in every way. Touch some grass, bro.
Anonymous 12/01/24(Sun)17:30:56 No.696094373 1.09 MB JPG >this will increase our sale revenue
pink >be me, pink floyd fan floyd the 31 KB JPG final out >1983 >new pink floyd album released >"the final cut >go out and buy record >return home >gee, let's hope it isn't about roger waters' dad dying again >start record >"tell me true, tell me why, was Jesus crucified" >great so far >"was it for this that... daddy died" >godfuckingdammit.png >rip pin off >fling record out window >well, hopefully they return to their usual quality next album
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