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O Anonymous 04/08/22(Fri)23:56:20 No.875927078 >be me, 28, start a new job in a small delivery office >I'm the youngest guy there, working with a bunch of boomer men >whatever they're talking about, they get competitive about it >if one of them has a sore back then everyone else has to start one-upping about how their back is way worse >listen in on the coffee break banter, competition of today is who has the worst wife and worst marriage "What about you anon, any special lady in your life huh?" >I could turn this opportunity down, shrug and say no, but decide not to "I'm actually getting married next spring. Best woman I've ever met, she's had my back through some really bad times, and I'm gonna make sure we'll have good times too." >show them her picture, she's a f------ dime on atop of everything >go through a whole laundry list of all the ways she's none of the things they all just lamented all their wives are "Well she'll get bitter eventually." "Nah I won't let her. If she's mad we'll talk about it, if she's got a point we'll do something about it, and if she was mad for no reason she'll see that. She's great like that, best woman I've met, and that's why I'm marrying her." >the dudes listen without commenting because they can't one-up me on this one >go on for a few more minutes about all the ways how awesome she is, examples come easy because they're true >go on a f------ lecture about how much I love the love of my life and all the reasons why I love her >listing all the ways our relationship is great, including all the way it's the opposite of all the stuff they just complained about >go on for exactly as long as I think I can possibly annoy them, and then 0.1 seconds longer >once I'm finished one of them just nods "Alright then. Guess we'll see how that works out for you." >Silence lingers for like a whole minute until they can think of something new to complain and one-up each other about >mfw I started the Best F------ Wife competition and f------ won

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O Anonymous 04/08/22(Fri)23:56:20 No.875927078 >be me, 28, start a new job in a small delivery office >I'm the youngest guy there, working with a bunch of boomer men >whatever they're talking about, they get competitive about it >if one of them has a sore back then everyone else has to start one-upping about how their back is way worse >listen in on the coffee break banter, competition of today is who has the worst wife and worst marriage "What about you anon, any special lady in your life huh?" >I could turn this opportunity down, shrug and say no, but decide not to "I'm actually getting married next spring. Best woman I've ever met, she's had my back through some really bad times, and I'm gonna make sure we'll have good times too." >show them her picture, she's a f------ dime on atop of everything >go through a whole laundry list of all the ways she's none of the things they all just lamented all their wives are "Well she'll get bitter eventually." "Nah I won't let her. If she's mad we'll talk about it, if she's got a point we'll do something about it, and if she was mad for no reason she'll see that. She's great like that, best woman I've met, and that's why I'm marrying her." >the dudes listen without commenting because they can't one-up me on this one >go on for a few more minutes about all the ways how awesome she is, examples come easy because they're true >go on a f------ lecture about how much I love the love of my life and all the reasons why I love her >listing all the ways our relationship is great, including all the way it's the opposite of all the stuff they just complained about >go on for exactly as long as I think I can possibly annoy them, and then 0.1 seconds longer >once I'm finished one of them just nods "Alright then. Guess we'll see how that works out for you." >Silence lingers for like a whole minute until they can think of something new to complain and one-up each other about >mfw I started the Best F------ Wife competition and f------ won

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