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: Anonymous Do we even exist 04/11/22(Mon)22:31:41 No.68175473 Please help me: >be me >finish CompSci degree >move to small apartment in another city >Covid happens, get laid off after only 1 32 KB PNG year >find new job, 100% remote >every day, my boss gives out tasks and bugs on the Microsoft scrum board, I solve them, repeat >Get paid really after taxes, and spend less than $850 on rent, water and electricity. ally well. I make like $3800 >never seen my boss or my colleagues in real life. They don't turn on cameras during the few meetings we have >order most stuff through delivery services cause it's cheaper. They place the big box in front of the door, ring the bell and go away >haven't called or spoken to my parents, they didn't want me anyway and didn't reach out themselves... >just get tasks, solve them, wait until my shift is over then sit around until I fall asleep and do nothing because everything is dull >don't have interest in movies/video games anymore, numb >haven't left my apartment for over 2 years >haven't spoken to another person in 2 years >don't have friends lost contact to the few people I knew from college >l'm basically alone in my apartment complex. I haven't heard a neighbor for like 3 months or so >don't have a partner >total savings are $70000 in cash/stocks but no idea what to use it for

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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O Anonymous 04/12/22(Tue)08:36:25 No.876119412 ► >876119645 File: f81.png (162 KB, 680x717) >talking with coworkers >somehow topic of conversation shifts to money >mention that I have about a few thousand dollars in my savings account (separate from retirement account) >coworkers agree that it's smart to have a rainy day fund >MFW it's actually in case I want to kill myself, I can buy some nice whiskey and eat at a fancy restaurant first

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Anon gets trapped | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/23/19(Sat)01:14:12 No.793369438 I think I've f----- up boys >be me >have really cool gf >we're into all the same stuff >the works, vidya, superheroes, and green text >she shows me a green text she 55 KB JPG made >mfw I realize girls don't use 4chan >mfw I realize she's a trap >mfw I'm gay now

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Anon doesn't want to see any shrimp | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/12/22(Tue)10:30:27 No.876141399 >Be me >work on a boat >new mate gets aboard >obviously gay has the feminine accent and flamboyant attitude >eating In the galley >he comes in 200 KB JPG >f--- >he starts talking to me about work and the boat >oknotatotalfaggot.jpeg >I complain that it gets kind of hot because my room is right above the engines >"Just keep your door open I always keep mine open for airflow... and visitors" >does the gayest little giggle after >he leaves with a little strut and perverted grin >what the f--- >Locked my door from then on till he got off

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Anon is a loyal customer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/02/21(Tue)14:37:12 No.15685527 >>15684060 # >be alcoholic >move to new town >first thought is to scout liquor stores and compare prices >halfway through realize how bad 411 KB GIF this is >keep doing it >cheapest prices are also closest to me >they have a points system for in store bonus' >blessing and a curse >go every other day for 3 weeks >I catch the same worker every time without fail >walk in one day >worker looks at me >punches in my points number without asking me what it is bros.....

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Anon has a condor | /r/Greentext

File: cutiewithtits jpg (47 KB, 600x800) Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:15:06 No.629176850 have you guys ever fuckd a gril without a condor? >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12: 15:59 No 629176965 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:16: 18 No. 629177001 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12: 16.40 No. 629177042 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12: 17:30 No 629177130 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12: 17:53 No. 629177179 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12: 18:50 No 629177305 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12: 18:51 No 629177306 >> Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12: 19:46 No. 629177428 Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:22:31 No.629177751 O Anonymous 07/20/15(Mon)12:22:45 No.629177787 • >629178184 >>629178506 >>629178609 File: 1434306256997 gif (258 KB, 301x301) >making out with slut i brought from a nearby bar >gonna f--- this bitch >look to my condor for approval >he s---- on her bag and pecks her outta the room. >later find out she had harpies from friend thank you condor. dodged a f------ bullet

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Anon is unsure | /r/Greentext

I'm Jewish and black - where do I fit in? agepocolo.jpg 34 KB JPG Well? : Anonymous 03/13/22(Sun)02:16:10 No.874296279 >>874294028 (OP) # back of the oven.

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Anon can't pick up on social cues | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/12/22(Tue)10:24:48 No.876141240 >be me >get facetime call >say "whats up" >"not much" >ask what she wanted to talk about >"nothing" >she gets mad when i hang up? 7 KB JPG why are women like this

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I'm sure redditors can relate to anon's situation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/18/21(Sat)09:53:11 No.868814404 >dates a girl for 3 months >she's really cool, we have similar interests and sense of humor >finally going to have sex with her >unzip my pants >"What is that thing? What do you I ant 21 KB JPG expect me to do with that?" >w-what? >"It's like a third arm. I don't have room for that." >she leaves my apartment >we text later, says she had an ex that tore her vag with her d--- >apparently, he was "big" but still not as "big" as me (I'm a little over 7 and a half inches, about 6 inches thick) >now she's afraid of large d---- >she apologizes and says we aren't compatible >we agree to break up >feelsbadman >over the next two days, get texts from three of cousin (all female) to hookup her frie an >feelsbetterman

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Imbalance of Power | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)23:26:04 No.68180721 >lesbian uses dildo daily >no problem, she's still a lesbian >i, a straight man use a dildo once >im immediately called gay what is this double standard 13 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)23:27:35 No.68180739 >>68180721 (OP) # well we already knew the woman was gay.

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again not >greentext but another story I found last night, what do you guys think of this story? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)02:55:55 No.876064561 >>876063202 # OK here's a true story... I was smoking a c-------- outside a bar with a friend and the black manager came outside and told me to move away, I said this is a public area, I'm just taking to my friend. The black manager went straight into fight mode and started yelling at us to move away, but it was a public area.. He didn't own the area nor the bar. So I told him again, we're just talking and will move away in 5 minutes after our discussion, yet his authority and masculinity was insulted. So he grabbed me by the throat and pushed me about 10foot into the air and i landed on my back, my head was bleeding from the fall. So I called the police for being assaulted in a public place.. He told the police I was calling him a n-----.. So the police arrested me and held me in a cell over night, adding disorderly behaviour to my record. He got away with assaulting me and I got a criminal record... You ask me why I'm racist???

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Anon caught his brother red handed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/12/22(Tue)02:45:27 No.68178271 >be me college student >all i do is study, eat, beat my meat, sleep repeat >decide to get a new hobby >start to learn how to draw >after a few weeks i start to get 501 KB JPG better >keep secret from everyone >ffw few months >doing art commisions & managed to get a nice amount of $ >go to take a s--- >accidentaly leave my latop on >came back seeing my little brother looking at my male x male art folder >we lock eyes >not only that but i could see his boner popping through his pj >told him not to tell anybody about it >he leaves w/o saying anything What should I do? We also share the same bed

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Anon was playing vidya | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/11/22(Mon)20:13:52 No.876123891 >be me some time ago >playing vidya >Suddenly get a persistent and inexplicable desire to find a loving wife and have children who look up 63 KB JPG to me A few days ago I wasn't even thinking about any of this. What the f--- is happening to me?

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: Anonymous Do we even exist 04/11/22(Mon)22:31:41 No.68175473 Please help me: >be me >finish CompSci degree >move to small apartment in another city >Covid happens, get laid off after only 1 32 KB PNG year >find new job, 100% remote >every day, my boss gives out tasks and bugs on the Microsoft scrum board, I solve them, repeat >Get paid really after taxes, and spend less than $850 on rent, water and electricity. ally well. I make like $3800 >never seen my boss or my colleagues in real life. They don't turn on cameras during the few meetings we have >order most stuff through delivery services cause it's cheaper. They place the big box in front of the door, ring the bell and go away >haven't called or spoken to my parents, they didn't want me anyway and didn't reach out themselves... >just get tasks, solve them, wait until my shift is over then sit around until I fall asleep and do nothing because everything is dull >don't have interest in movies/video games anymore, numb >haven't left my apartment for over 2 years >haven't spoken to another person in 2 years >don't have friends lost contact to the few people I knew from college >l'm basically alone in my apartment complex. I haven't heard a neighbor for like 3 months or so >don't have a partner >total savings are $70000 in cash/stocks but no idea what to use it for

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