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2022 Russian Invasion of Ukraine - Possible outcomes to the war in Ukraine, ranked.

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MA IN STREA M Concessions Made Ukraine Restored NATO Intervention News: Russia gains just enough land to bury their dead Ukraine gives up territory / doesn't retake Crimea / doesn't join NATO in exchange for peace. - Russia continues to be a global menace Standing alone, on a mountain of orc corpses, Ukraine is victorious. - Crimea is retaken - Putin's nuclear threats turn out to be a bluff. - Finland and Sweden join NATO instantly. - An F-22 pilot becomes the first American ace since 'nam - Putin still tries this s--- again with Finland/Moldova, seeing as it is improbable that they'd lose TWO wars in a row. - The F-35 demonstrates supreme multirole capabilities, Lockmart shares skyrocket. - A-10 is retired due to a high attrition rate. for the foreseeable future. - Tankies never, ever, shut up about how Russia technically won. God help us. Hug It Out New Russian Revolution Counter Invasion 59ALH CT - Russians spontaneously decide that they do not, in fact, want to torture/r---/murder civilians. - Russians spontaneously decided that they do not, in fact, want to live in garbage rogue state undergoing economic collapse. - Putin murdered by angry mob - A new, democratic Russia is formed that's slightly less of a d---... for now... - Ukraine and other wronged countries reclaim all land taken by Russia. - They decide that's not enough, and begin pushing into Russian territory. The coalition surrounds Moscow and the - All troops lay down their arms and decide to hug it out like brothers. - Military industrial complex copes and war ends when Putin commits suicide in his seethes. bunker. Never. Total Nuclear Annihilation Operation Belarusian Freedom Is this really all there is to life? All we do is gorge ourselves on base pleasures just as fast as they can be shoved down our throat. There is no justice in this world; it is ruled only by greedy, sociopathic people. I don't want to slowly toil away through this meaningless existence, I think it'd be better if all of this was just over... - The war goes on indefinitely, with the Russians throwing wave after wave of bodies - Belarus is liberated by the overwhelming tide of democracy. - Pro-democratic uprising takes place in Minsk. until there is no one left to send. - r/combatfootage users rejoice thanks to the near endless stream of quality human suffering. - Lukashenko is dragged before an angry mob and strung up by his ankles. It Was Just a Prank! Get a Grip, Ivan! Partial Nuclear Annihilation - US government takes their Population Pacification Satellite, which bombards the general public with stupid rays, and sets it to Gorges Dam by mistake. - Through some miracle that the CIA had nothing to do with, the Russians nuke Three - As unrest grows, Putin declares that the whole invasion was just a prank, bro. - By the international law of pranks, all hostilities cease immediately. - International community reveals that the sanctions were also just a prank. - Everyone has a good laugh. reverse. - Tankies around the globe double their brain cell count to 2 and begin to see through Russian lies. Support for the invasion crumbles. - The ensuing war destroys both countries. - The world knows nothing but peace for the next 200 years... until the Mahdi appears with his 3000 black fighter jets to give rise to the Empire of Pakistan and the Global Caliphate. U N CO N VENTIONAL TARDED ENLI G HTENED

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