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Gorr the mold eater


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Murdock, it's Gorr, Gorr the God butcher. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of Gods. Some guys in some pantheon in Greece uh, some Eternals maybe 5 or 10 uhmm... a skeleton Bird God I met in Cairo. I left him in a gift shop at some British Museum. I killed the Easter Bunny with a nail gun, and some old man - uh some old fat f*ck wearing red, with a sled and some reindeers, last week. I killed the Tooth Fairy with a chainsaw, I had to, she stole children's teeth while they were sleeping. And uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a Buddha, but he's dead too. And Morbius. I killed Morbius with a Necrosword in the face, his body is morbin' in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 Gods, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh Thor and Jane have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their shwarma, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of Gods. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh - I mean, ah - I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me in Asgard, so you know, keep your eyes open.
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Uploaded May 29, 2022 at 11:00PM EDT

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Gorr the God Butcher

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