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Anonymous 06/02/22(Thu)15:00:35 No.5885078 3D Pinbell >be 10 Space Code >want a PC >parents say if Im able to pay 1/4 of it I can get one for christmas BALL 1 >birthday in september 7102750 >ask for money from grandparents and aunt >also save up my allowance for months (pocket money if ya bri'ish) >get a PC for christmas >stay up until 1 am at christmas night playing space cadet pinball things were simpler back then

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous 131 KB JPG 07/05/18(Thu)16:31:04 No.773480835 >live in virginia >move to north carolina >see ya later virginians

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Anon protects his virginity........... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous CO 09/02/21(Thu)13:06:04 No.63322782 >getting mcdonalds late at night >going up the elevator with a girl who just came home from a party alone >she says "those fries smell good" >I say "yup" 90 KB PNG >she says "i'm hungry for some fries" >I say "fries are pretty good" >on her floor she stands in the elevator door and leans up against the frame in an attempt to be seductive and says "i sure would like some fries" and bites her lip >I say "they're open 24 hours" >she leaves I managed to protect my fries and my virginity.

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Anon calculates work hours required to pay off debt | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous MA LM RIS PARI 06/02/22(Thu)15:28:06 No.168979473 Amber heard owes 15 million to Jonny. She does not have 15 million dollars. Lets figure out how she can pay off her debt. LM If she were to charge $60 for a b------ that would mean 308 KB JPG 15000000 / 60 = 250000 she only has to suck off 250,000 men. The average flaccid-to-orgasm (F20) b------ lasts somewhere between 5 to 7 minutes, so lets say 6 minutes. Considering this, assuming perfect efficiency - that means she'll spend 1500000 minutes slobering on c---. 250000*6 = 1500000 minutes 1500000 / 60 = 25000 hours 25000/24 = 1041.666(repeating) days (sleep not factored in) to get a more realistic approximation, let's assume she's sleeping for 8 hours. 24-8 = 16 25000/16 = 1562.5 days 1562.4 / 365.24 = 4.27 years A little over four and a quarter years of non stop d--- sucking from waking up to going to sleep, and she'll have easily paid off her DEBT to the DEPP! Now of course, our calculations are a little rough, we aren't taking into account weekends or meals (although she'd probably be able to survive on the high protein, high calorie c-- diet) I hope this was educational.

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Anon is happy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/23/19(Thu)10:56:29 No.800433348 >Talking to the girl I love about her boyfriend >She's so happy around him >She gets excited just talking about him 22 KB JPG I'm glad she's happy. It makes me happy.

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Anon realizes his purpose | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/12/18(Fri)04:19:14 No.48641922 I don't have anywhere else to go so I'll tell you guys what happened. >Be me, 19 y/o loser >Virgin, never had a gf >Not very good socially 26 KB JPG >Not completely autistic though >Can be a good friend if people gave me opportunity >Appear as loner cause of situation >In class one day, most popular, hottest girls come up >Start talking to me casually, ask my name, my interests >Immediately suspiscious, but okay >They end up being really cool, conversation drifts but they kinda half keep me engaged >At the end, they invite me out with them >Automatic yes, best thing that could've happened >Over the course of about 6 months I go out with them a lot >They text me all the time to go places or do things with them >It's always stuff they like, malls, lunches, festivals, etc, but I'm cool with it >Get introduced to some really cool guys >50% popular guys 50% straight up Chads >Get along with them >Get invited to parties by the girls >My life has completely changed, and I assume it's because of the kindness of these girls Board /r9k/-ROBOT9001 ▼ Settings Home >My life has completely changed, and I assume it's because of the kindness of these girls >One day at the mall with them >They're shopping and stuff >I'm there helping carry their bags and whatever >They say they want me to wait outside the store for a sec while they run inside quick >Get a text from one of the Chads they introduced me to >"Hey, is this anon?" >"Yeah, who's this?" >"It's Chad. Hey, man, I don't want to bum you out or anything, but I think you should know. Those bitches are using you. They're actually laughing at you behind your back. You don't seem like a bad guy, but they're taking advantage of you on purpose." >w--.jpg >He then sends me a screenshot of a snapchat from one of the girls >It's a picture of me outside the store holding, like, 10 bags waiting for them. >Caption says: "Haha, who knew losers make the best servants <3" >No f------ way >"Sorry, man. I just felt like you should know." >I dropped their s--- and left as fast as possible >They haven't texted me yet, and I assume they won't 29 Replies /4 Images View Thread

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Anonymous Virgin 5 KB PNG 93 Replies / 6 Images : Anonymous >>879306199 # Anonymous Anonymous Kill yourself 06/01/22 (Wed)06:37:07 No.879293123 This f------ thread again! Ask a 35 year old virgin anything. View Thread 06/01/22(Wed)11:39:04 No.879305932 06/01/22(Wed)11:44:35 No.879306199 06/01/22(Wed)11:53:15 No.879306594

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Anon thinks about fantasy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/14/22(Mon)01:32:58 No.163869938 FIOR dragons-but-not-black.png 547 KB PNG You can accept dragons, elves and talking trees, but you can't accept a 2021 BMW 5 Series 530i with optional heated seating. Why are you so bigoted?

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Anon went to bible camp | /r/Greentext

11/13/21(Sat)10:16:37 No.866631675 >be me >young >went to bible camp >talked about the gay >went to bed, we shared beds >man shalt never lay with man but here we were in our underwear laying next to Anonymous 3 KB JPG eachother >they say this wasnt gay >i said we layed with one another >called them f------ >left bible camp was gay

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Anon tries fasting. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Fasting 06/02/22(Thu)04:44:20 No.68880773 >be fat f--- >try water fasting for 3 days >tough at first but hunger begins to go away >suddenly feel energy I've never felt before in my life >finally feel alive 87 KB JPG >decide to break fast with a f------ juice box >each sip felt like I was shooting up heroin W-- why didn't anyone tell me fasting was this powerful?

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02/28/21(Sun)12:59:04 No.848456155 >be me saturday morning >carefully walking to bedroom with a cup full of coffee >realize f--- it, I can just yeet this cup, future me will have to clean it up >yeet said cup, coffee everywhere on carpet and bed : Anonymous my 19 KB JPG >j------- while laughing at cuck future me >mfw I'm future me

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07/14/21 (Wed)13:30:39 No.64566197 : Anonymous >playing new vegas for the first time >go for legion faction and beat the game last night >post screenshot in discord gc about how I beat it 167 KB JPG >friend asks what faction I went for >say I went for legion cuz they seemed kinda cool >friend goes on a rant about how the legion is terrible because they r--- women and use them for slavery >tell him its just a video game and it doesnt matter >he tells me slavery is terrible and everyone who chooses the legion unironically is either a massive edgelord or just plain stupid holy f--- do people actually get this worked up about a f------ video game? it doesnt matter if i choose the people who enforce slavery or the people who commit war crimes its a f------ video game lol

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Anonymous 06/02/22(Thu)15:00:35 No.5885078 3D Pinbell >be 10 Space Code >want a PC >parents say if Im able to pay 1/4 of it I can get one for christmas BALL 1 >birthday in september 7102750 >ask for money from grandparents and aunt >also save up my allowance for months (pocket money if ya bri'ish) >get a PC for christmas >stay up until 1 am at christmas night playing space cadet pinball things were simpler back then

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