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![3/5/15 At the year-end Model UN competition, as Japan, me and my fellow delegate successfully passed resolutions to turn Japan into a communist state and invade the Pacific, reestablishing the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere It was my first time winning a club award and I was so proud 5/14/14 Big lacrosse exhibition game in an exotic location In Slovenia The moderators were very impressed and we won an award We worked cohesively as a team and afterward At an anarchical party hostel in Bratislava, took some shrooms with two guys I'd met that day and decided to walk to Austria I was a Bernie bro and identified as a 4/28/23 Got an internship I'd been chasing, had a free steak dinner due to a networking event, had a lot of wine at Shabbat, then went to a friend's 21st birthday party Democratic Socialist at the time and argued with the rest of my teammates, who were Republicans. I was 16. Vice President Joe Biden came to my buy pizzas, which we ate college campus to give a campaign pooled our allowances to in the grass as we speech on behalf of Hillary Clinton discussed politics 6/30/17 Finished my first-ever internship, went to a furry convention, then came home and made a major 2k PR Woke up at 6 AM and went for a jog in the frosty air at a partisan cemetery; then made breakfast at the hostel and went swimming in the lake with friends I met there; then climbed a small mountain; then walked 8km to a gorge with crystal blue waters; then had an amazing Slovenian dinner at a tavern 6/7/22 Went to a party afterward where they had a beautiful map. I spend an hour examining it. So we spent the day tramping through springtime woods and among Cold War relics and we made it to Austria, then walked back to Bratislava in a rainstorm and dined on curry duck Made such good friends that a year later, I went to Bolivia with one of those guys 2/1/19 She had a "drug piñata" - inside were baggies of weed, coke, Molly, ketamine, acid, shrooms...did not indulge in anything but alcohol but the vibes were awesome 9/18/17 Made out with a pretty girl on the dance floor It was too foggy for rowing practice so the coach ordered us on a 20km (13mi) run I affectionally called it "the Bataan death march." As we ran the sun rose and the fog cleared; the physical pain combined with the ambient beauty made it one of the best experiences of my life. [REDACTED DATE]/16 It was a great speech and he seemed like a genuinely-kind fellow I got to meet him afterwards, I was literally shaking with excitement 9/18/22 Spent the day lounging on the National Mall with my friend, reading philosophy and going to museums, feeling an overwhelming sense of civic duty First time trying acid, at an isolated cabin in West Virginia with four friends Went to dinner in Georgetown and had delicious fish then played oculus at his apartment 7/31/21 I had my first major journalistic breakthrough as an article I wrote in defense of historical education went national and made several big news outlets Was getting calls from NBC reporters and stuff Went out with my friends afterward and watched the Olympics and had lots of beer 3/9/20 My life fundamentally changed I made peace with death; frolicked in the flowers and forests; and just had a good time hanging out as the world collapsed in the distant background 2/23/15 After a 5 AM We promptly all lacrosse practice, went to brunch school was called together then off on a snow day went to see the SpongeBob Movie in theaters, then we went on a team run and went to dinner together 6/19/16 7/16/17 Immediately after the The Cleveland Cavaliers won the 2016 NBA victory, there occurred the championships and, biggest party/riot I've ever among 1.2 million others, I was in downtown Cleveland to watch the game seen: people leapt over bars and stole alcohol; blocked streets and stood on public busses; smoked weed openly and hugged complete strangers It was glorious anarchy Remain good friends and still 8/6/14 I was doing a summer rowing camp at Cornell, that day they compelled us to run heaters at the stadium for two hours hook up to this day God 7/21/21 At summer lacrosse league had a really good game, stepped in front of an opponents' shot and thus played an imperative role in victory Afterward they bought me an Italian ice and praised me for the feat of teamwork. I felt proud. Supermac's One of the hardest things I've ever done but felt super accomplished afterward We played soccer beneath the sunset then watched Skyfall in our dorm and pooled our money for cookies and soda 10/4/18 Got a legal internship I'd really been wanting, met Michael Avenatti, and engaged in an annual rowing tradition where we cooked a spaghetti dinner for the freshman class In Slovenia 5/4/23 Had great fun cooking with my friends and throwing spaghetti at each other. Afterward stayed up til 1 AM drinking and telling stories. Made rowing varsity and hooked up with a guy way out of my Introduced my best league and even more prestigious friend to - he was a family friend acid Spent the day up in the Rocky Mountains attempting to summit a 14'er. Started early in the morning and climbed all day. Woke up very early and as the sun rose, attempted to break through the Luk'na Pass in the Julian Alps without success, as the snow was 2m deep So hiked 9km to a road, hitchhiked with a German Army truck to a town, then. got picked up by a wild Turkish couple who took me on a day of adventures through their own altruism. It was very fun. We made the summit at 2 PM and spent five hours getting down. Went out for pizza afterward. Felt connected with nature, accomplished, and athletic. 9/8/18 The day of a big rivalry football game, but it was rainy so spent it wandering from house party to house party with a gallon jug of mimosa in hand Did a lot of cocaine and ate some bacon I found on the street. Guy in my friend group managed to hook up with a Mom visiting from the rival school. It was primo. 4/25/20 11/1/21 11/8/16 11/8/16 10/17/20 Was incredibly proud and remain SO Achieved Italian citizenship after trying four years to get it Because it was COVID quarantine we set up a tent in the middle of a golf course in the middle of the day and just hung out tanning and looking at the clouds and having an incredible time 12/9/17 HAMPY This has opened so many doors for me. I'm a citizen of the Roman Empire and you can't convince me otherwise. Biathlon hardest physical feat I've ever accomplished 10km row followed immediately by a 10km run, and it was all a race 4/24/17 On a rowing trip to South Carolina, me and a few guys from the team went out in Charleston Being small and weak I expected to DFL but to my supreme surprise, I came in 42nd place out of 120, and even beat some guys on my own team. We all went out to brunch. afterwards. 2k PR, unexpectedly got an A on a final, and went out to a big dinner with my best friends afterward 3/7/18 Had never seen such incredible surrounding beauty and isolation; at one point looked out over of a big party for my a valley visible for miles and couldn't see a trace professional frat of human habitation It was a big indoor rowing competition and the field in my Achieved a major category was unexpectedly competitive The day of a major end-of- year regatta in an exotic location We had an excellent fish lunch, then got ice cream and hung out on the boardwalk Really a monumental city everyone should see at least once I was on the board so I organized a bottle of Cîroc for me and my friends, we had a smashing time 6/1/14 It was a resplendent, 50th anniversary coruscant day of the moon landing and one of my best friend's 21st birthday Last lacrosse game of the season, a giant four-game exhibition match with various surrounding schools Spent all day playing excellently and having loads of fun with the friends I'd made in the past few months 9/27/21 10/20/18 11/18/17 Solid sunrise row followed by team breakfast, also the day Afterward the coaches bought us Chipotle and we all went to the beach together. 5/18/13 Voted in my first Presidential election, which was a big deal to me because I cared deeply about politics at the time The election cycle had been so vitriolic that I came to detest one side although I didn't exactly support the other Spent the day on a beach barbecuing and playing frisbee with friends Had a few excellent races and generally existed in blissful paradise. 3/31/19 5/8/18 After two years of training, I Studying abroad in Czechia, toured a velky dobry castle and broke through a 2k PR I'd dreamed of all my life silver mine, then had a great pork lunch and went out clubbing 2/8/14 ARAM But I put my whole self into the race and thought a lot about a girl I had just begun dating, and out of 11 competitors I won second. place and PR'ed big time And there was a major political upset that night, I sat back and watched and laughed as my college campus melted down with fury I was ecstatic. I had thought it impossible, and here I proved myself stronger than I'd believed That night went out to dinner and played dodgeball with the team I was captaining The biggest rowing party of the year, styled like a 1920s speakeasy Last day of junior year of college, nicknamed "Debauchery Day" in retrospect I had always been smaller and weaker than my peers, so this was an astounding feat of masculinity Wildest party of my life, got plastered then everyone started inexplicably hooking up I was also really hype about the Sochi Olympics at the time Then we went out to a bar with a throwback 1969 theme, where we drank Tang and watched Apollo 11 footage and re-enacted the moment of watching the landing on TV Sincerely felt like being in the 60s, it was anachronistic 7/20/19 | 6/19/23 Also like 105 degrees (40° C) that day, so spent the day half-naked with a bunch of friends, drinking constantly and playing party games Everyone was dressed up in vintage suits and there was expensive alcohol everywhere 4/26/18 Felt so f------ class and the vibes were immaculate; stood on the porch and smoked cigars and drank scotch and hit on the flapper girls Took my last final, went to four parties with different friend. groups, a barbecue with my Rabbi, then two bars Drank a ton, took home a random girl from a club, went to sleep in bliss 1/13/18 Did acid with my friends at a state park in peak autumn A girl way out of my league was really into me, and she took my hand and guided me into a bathroom We [redacted] for 20 minutes as snow fell softly outside and bass thumped downstairs, it was magical Leaves were falling and I hallucinated that I was a Mormon explorer (?) in the 19th century, finding new lands and civilizing the natives in the name of Jesus Christ (???) Got to fly in a little Cessna to Lancaster, Pennsylvania The foliage was so beautiful and we just went for a big eight-hour hike. The dogs talked to us. We went to a diner for dinner. There I met a beautiful Jewish girl and it was love at first sight, to this day she remains the woman for whom I'm most infatuated 8/11/21 As an aviation geek I talked with the pilots the whole time and the sun set as we landed, making for beautiful views Took her back to my hotel room, she whispered in my ear "let's make a Jewish baby" and we damn well tried. My friend picked me up and we went on a quick tour of the historical sites and Amish country while blasting the How To Train Your Dragon score In Bolivia. Had breakfast at 15,000 feet then biked 63km (39mi) on the Death Road, the most dangerous road on earth where hundreds of people have died in the past decade Exhilarating adrenaline at ultra-high altitude; massive cliffs looking out onto soaring Andean vistas. Took until 6 PM. I'd always wanted to host a college party and here, I did it Came back to La Paz and went clubbing to celebrate. Was most adventurous thing I've ever done. 9/10/16 My college won a major football victory over a historic rival we hadn't beaten so heartily since the 1980s Spent the day under glorious sunshine, drunk and cheering for a sport I don't usually give a s--- about Did something crazy on the Jumbotron and ended up in a local news highlight 11/5/17 On a club trip to DC, it was just me and three other guys 9/1/18 We acted like complete hooligans, drank a ton, ate chicken and waffles, visited Ford's Theatre and the National Portrait Gallery, and just generally gallivanted around one of the most aesthetically- pleasing cities on earth It was successful beyond belief. I made $400 off freshmen who were glad to be drinking at all I gained a lot of friends. 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