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08/02/22(Tue)18:49:09 No.69658128 >constant, unending terror that I am not living life >wake up, go to work, come home, watch videos on the internet, shitpost on 4chan, go to sleep, repeat >brain is so full of fog that I can hardly focus enough to read a couple pages of the books I buy but never finish >cannot remember the last time I talked to a woman who was not a waitress or cashier >almost 30 and I still have yet to even be on a date with a woman Anonymous 8 KB JPG >feel like it is too late >feel hopeless >feel like there is no way to realistically fix this, that I will never become a happy man, that I can only learn to accept that this is my life now, that this is in fact as good as it gets and if I do not work at keeping even this pitiful existence going, it will get a lot worse.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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255 58873B35-8DF0-40A4-9601-DCB806DCAD5B.jpg 32 KB JPG > be me > went out with qt3.14 once > I think she considered it as date > she is really shy and me aswell > we didn't even hold hands but we still write to each other on IG > told her that I am going to friend's birthday party and I will drink there > write her at 3AM "I woult f-- you hard af" > "anon you are just drunk" > "maibee bat I woult do it anyway" > "anon wanna come to my place tommorow we can watch movie" > mfw I wasnt drunk > mfw I didnt go to a birthday party > mfw It worked > mfw I wrote it with bad gramatic to look it as I am drunk af Ok anons my brain is just superior. Like how can I be this intelligent it shouldn't even be possible

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Anon has had enough of you losers | /r/Greentext

Google 45 KB JPG >be me, Google >most ever existed knowledgeable being to have >power of billions of human minds combined >someone wakes me up what will be he want to learn from a source that can change his life forever >ask me for t--- >five minutes pass >asks me why he feels so lonely after jacking off >30 minutes pass >asks me which of his balls stores pee and which semen Am I a joke to you jerks

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anon hates tattoos | /r/Greentext

- File: bizfrog2.jpg (17 KB, 400x400) why do girls get hidden tattoos? Anonymous 08/02/22 (Tue)19:56:33 No.69658791 [Reply] ► >>69661491 >talk to this girl >shes very cute/beautiful >first girl in my life i actually start catching feels for and had the balls to ask out >she says yes >we go on 3 dates and she looks more stunning on each one >she wants to take it further. >start undressing >notice a black reverse S on the side of her butt/upper thigh >ask what it is >says its a tattoo she got in college that she thought was cute >go flaccid so fast >lose all interest in her >tell her i forgot condoms in the car >she says she will wait for me upstairs very sultry >get in my car and drive off >get lot of missed calls and texts >block her number and her social media accounts. >never talk to her again man i thought i finally found the one and this s--- happens. im sulking for the last few days.

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No matsoc weeb trad celtic waifu | /r/Greentext

1/1 6'4" Philosopher King (OP) 2h (8/3 6:02) 69659173 8 Re 0 Img PNG 390KB (640 × < 640) 4 Replies $$ >6'4" >masculine >smart >funny >high 130s IQ >STILL no natsoc weeb trad celtic waifu How is this even possible? 2h (8/3 6:03) 69659180 you need to leave your room first anon : 000 :

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Anon puts his inner monkey to good use | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Javelin 14 KB JPG 08/02/22(Tue)17:06:00 No.883191206 >be me >kinda fat and non atheletic >plan to skip school sports day by just walking around during training. >see people throw javelins >mf when wanna go monkey mode >decided to throw a javelin for fun >throw it really far >h-------- it was one of the farthest javelin thrown and it sticks too >teacher saw me >immediately got forced to join the javelin throwing competition >my plan to skip sports day might not be so gloomy after all

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Anon accidentally changes his life for the better | /r/Greentext

File: Feather-Hi-Stainless-Doub(...).jpg (66 KB, 1000x1000) TRADE MARK 71472 Hi-STAINLESS MADE IN JAPAN Anonymous 08/02/22 (Tue)09:36:53 No.883152507 >Be me, 1-16 >Spend days crying in a dark bedroom >Constantly bullied, fat, handful of "friends", no chance of a girlfriend, barely passing school. >Parents recognized that there was something wrong but my "traditionalist" father and useless mother figured I'd grow out of it >Taking zero care of myself, look like s--- >dad gets me a razor, tells me that I need to shave cause I look like a "hippy f------ slob" Pic related >Start to get more and more manic. >Literally begging my mom on my knees to get me some kind of professional help. "well, you know how your father feels about all that..." >Start drinking, then cutting myself. >Didn't want barcode arms, thought that was for p---- emos, so I'd carve patterns and drawings into my chest with the razor then giggle while I saw the blood dripping down. >"Friend" of mine notices I'm being weirder >I get drunk one day at like 8 AM then laugh and send her a pic of my chest with all the carvings cause I thought the designs looked cool. "why would you send me that dude, that's f------ horrifying." >Go to bathroom and start to slit my wrist. >Hadn't bothered to get new blades, so I did it with the dull ass "training blade" that came with the razor. >after cutting halfway through my wrist and realizing how much work it's taking to cut and how much it hurt Why? I stop >Patch myself up (pretty extensive first aid training/experience for a teenager) >walk downstairs to do something, don't even remember what cause I was so woozy. >mom notices I'm pale and crying. "What's going on?". >Try to hide it at first, break down and tell her the whole thing. She gets me to a therapist, I get diagnosed with, like, 8 mental illnesses. On pills now. >Finally stabilize and have motivation to do things. >Grind the f--- out of APS and SAT prep and manage to pull a 1500 out of my ass. >get into a top 300 uni (in the world) >Top of my class in multiple courses >Happy relationship >Fit af The single best thing I did for my life was trying to end it.

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anon does some self reflection | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 234 KB PNG 6 Replies 08/01/22(Mon)23:07:46 No.883140170 You are a disgusting human being View Thread

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/an/on doesn’t want a chinchilla | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/26/22(Tue)17:00:21 No.4251819 >go to PetSmart to look for large front- opening snake enclosures >cute little retarded ball python for sale with MY NAME IS SANTIAGO written on the glass 42 KB JPG >reptile section is next to the rodents >as I'm looking at terrariums a middle aged man of an indeterminate Slavic ethnicity points directly at me and loudly informs me I need a chinchilla >tells me the chinchillas are on sale so buy two >listing off the alleged benefits of chinchilla ownership and why they're the ideal pet >"Actually I just came to look at tanks-" >"NO YOU BUY CHINCHILLAS" >they don't have any enclosures larger than a 40 gallon >end up just awkwardly leaving as he is still trying to shill chinchillas to me Anonymous >>4251828 # >>4251874 # >>4256445 # >>4257446 # >>4257484 # 07/26/22(Tue)17:20:44 No.4251828 >>4251819 # >he didn't buy at least two chinchillada what is your problem, man

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Anon goes to the bathroom | /r/Greentext

48 KB JPG >be me, 19 >in college >arrive at college before class started, needed to s--- before first class >get to the bathroom and open the door >prof is in there s-------, door wide open >w--.jpg >stare at each other for a few secs >he holds his hand out to close the door >i shake his hand

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old Anon reminds us of the golden years | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/22(Tue)02:35:47 No.69645624 > Be me > 89 years old > in my 20s during the 1950s > literally the greatest f------ time to be a man > I could work 36 hours a week and afford a gigantic nice home 1.4 MB PNG > didn't have to worry about internet, politics, PC culture, or any sort of non-essential distractions of life that actually make life existentially way worse. > I could have sex with my wife at any time and she would be happy and ready to and she loved it. > never had sex with anyone i didn't love because i had morals and a good head on my shoulders and no outside influences such as TV show characters or celebrities that were idolized for sex culture. > all woman were wonderful and understood their imporant role in society, which was helping to raise a fun family that made America a better place > ice cream was so much better back then > My attention span was the size of a small country and I could literally focus on anything and achieve whatever i needed to >I feel sorry for you modern day f------ and you truly did miss out on the greatest time of life

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08/02/22(Tue)18:49:09 No.69658128 >constant, unending terror that I am not living life >wake up, go to work, come home, watch videos on the internet, shitpost on 4chan, go to sleep, repeat >brain is so full of fog that I can hardly focus enough to read a couple pages of the books I buy but never finish >cannot remember the last time I talked to a woman who was not a waitress or cashier >almost 30 and I still have yet to even be on a date with a woman Anonymous 8 KB JPG >feel like it is too late >feel hopeless >feel like there is no way to realistically fix this, that I will never become a happy man, that I can only learn to accept that this is my life now, that this is in fact as good as it gets and if I do not work at keeping even this pitiful existence going, it will get a lot worse.

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