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Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat)04:17:09 No.704221836 250px-Walter.jpg 10 KB JPG >Al evolving rapidly to the point it can almost impersonate people and compose entire songs >video game enemy Al has not progressed AT ALL since F.E.A.R and you could argue it has only regressed Why the f--- is this?

Anonymous >2005 07/11/22(Mon)20:52:44 No.69371086 >Go to online store webpage >Search for the item you want >Checkout >2022 23 KB PNG >Go to online store webpage >This website uses cookies. Allow cookies? >Allow >Allow this website to know your location? >Block >Allow this website to send notifications? >Block >Popup covering screen appears. Enter your email now for 10% off! >Close popup >Fake chat appears, Jill would like to assist you >Close chat >Finally get to the search bar, start entering text >Javascript wasn't finished loading, search bar gets deselected halfway through typing >Click the search bar again, finish typing, hit enter >Item you want appears, try to click it >More javascript loads before you click, the page rearranges itself, now you've clicked something else >Close webpage and toss monitor out the window

Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)18:14:33 No.184255728 Translate a joke from your country 12 KB JPG Anonymous | 07/06/23(Thu)19:05:43 No.184257583 Two hunters meet. Both are dead. >>184257927 # >>184258192 # >>184258442 # Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)19:14:41 No.184257927 >>184257583 # >behold the peak of german comedy >>184258089 #

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Anonymous ME? HA YEAH MAN IM GOOD How do I get a gf? 08/04/22(Thu)15:42:39 No.883287627 >21 >in college >have summer job >go to the gym >go out with acquaintances from college during the school year >hugged a girl that asked me out in my last year of highschool, but was so autistic and scared of her that I would ignore her when she tried coming up to me in school >made out with some 5/10 at a nightclub 3 years ago this month >spent thousands on prostitutes JUST A LITTLE TIRED... 48 KB JPG Where do I go from here? Where do I find a girlfriend? I'm on the verge of insanity. I'm 21 years old and the average kid 10 years younger than me has more experience with women. I'm not some stereotypical fat neckbeard loser in my basement type virgin. I'm shy and socially awkward but imo that's my only problem.

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: Anonymous 21 KB PNG 08/05/22(Fri)12:24:30 No.883328835 >i'm a genius! >took an IQ test (on the digital web network) >got 39 >that's higher than normal body temperature >meaning my IQ is above average by 3 points >i will take control over the wolrd using the power of my brain

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Anonymous 8 5 KB PNG 08/05/22 (Fri)02:32:14 No.883306571 >be me >want to play vidya >join vidya discord server >members aren't even talking about vidya what's the point in having discord servers dedicated to a game that people aren't even gonna use it for

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Anonymous Properon Cheese Cup CO 1.23 MB JPG 08/04/22(Thu)14:58:49 No.883285617 >ex gf finally pays an insignificant Venmo request I sent months before >texts me about it, asking if I meant to send it on national girlfriend day, and she thinks that would be funny >(why does she even have my number? ok...) >Tell her nonchalantly that yes that would have been funny but I sent the request months ago >she claims she never got it until today >(ok?... why are you even texting me about this?) >Say ok, stop texting, havent heard from her since 3 Replies View Thread 08/04/22(Thu)15:13:42 No.883286309 Anonymous >>883285617 haven't seen bologna with mayo frosting since i moved from wisconsin

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⠀ A Gore Videos Don't Affect Me Any More Gore Videos Don't Affect Me An(...) 08/05/22 (Fri)02:11:46 No.69683398 39 KB PNG >be me a year ago >used to get horrified at gore videos >be me now >not even the most brutal dismemberment cartel executions affect me now I used to get bad dreams from this s--- but now it doesn't even matter? What are the affects of this on my brain and whats happening?

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08/04/22(Thu)16:25:51 No.389728449 Anonymous (ID: 6xz2+snl 1 File: levels of clown world.jpg (110 KB, 973x1024) We're hitting levels of clown world that shouldn't even be possible. >>389715309 (OP) >Know there's a contagious disease spread by anonymous sex >Have anonymous sex >Get disease >"The health system has failed me!!"

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