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89 KB JPG >be me >18 year old gamer >Play the annual call of duty, FIFA and waiting for GTA 6 (the only single player game I'll play) >Make fun of Nintendo gamers even though I haven't played a Nintendo game since Wii sports >MW2 reboot gets announced >At GameStop on launch day with friends so I can buy a digital code for it rather than the physical game >See a guy wearing a Mario shirt, call him every slur I can think of >Everyone talking about how we wouldn't survive in the old mw2 lobby even though we were all 6 when it came out >Cashier takes 12 pills and stares me dead in the eyes as I spend $70 in Xbox giftcash >Friends and I drive home taking turns giving each other brojobs >Have rough a--- sex as we take turns playing team deathmatch >Make love to my homies as our K/D ratio flies upwards >Go on twitter and complain about skill based matchmaking >Play for 22 hours a day and twitch stream >Attach catheter to massive bag and s--- in another bag so I don't have to leave my chair >One year later I buy the next game Rinse and repeat

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nat clayton is back on Olympus @its_natclayton the SBMM discourse is so nakedly driven by people who need to farm easier games to fuel the Content Mill and falls apart immediately the second you consider what it's like for the newer players getting stomped on. yuuko from nichijou @headfallsoff Oct 25 call of duty streamers getting mad about SBMM is inarguably the funniest gaming discourse. beautiful content every time. grown men furious that as they get stronger they must fight stronger opponents. listen to yourselves man. what would goku think Show this thread : 3:38 PM Oct 25, 2022. Twitter for Android
Skill-based matchmaking be like: F. Mayweather Jr. Logan Paul 50-0 (27KOS) 0-1
YOU ALRIGHT DUDE? GOD DAMNIT! JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'LL BE COMPETING WITH JOB APPLICANTS THAT ARE AT MY SKILL LEVEL OR ABOVE, ICANT EVEN ESCAPE SKILL BASED MATCHMAKING IN REAL LIFE. CALL-DUTY MODE RN WARFA RE
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