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![tme enoya plup ☐ Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)19:02:34 No.62817231 ►>>62817236 >>62817251 >>62817254 >>62817285 >>62817524 >>62817645 >>62817659 >>62817710 >>62818175 >>62819186 >>62819258 >>62819848 >>62820428 >>62821616 >>62822058 >>62824287 >>62828892 Are year ago or so, when the Russian motorcycle infantry attacks started some of you guys were joking about scooter infantry soon. Well, who is laughing now? >> >> Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)19:03:34 No.62817236 ►>>62820897 >>62817231 (OP) >tut-tut >we're the russian army >2nd army of the world! >fear us ☐ Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)19:05:46 No.62817251 >>62817734 >>62817756 >>62817231 (OP). Russian equipment loss cope cycle: >these are just to plug gaps in the rear and will never be used close to the front lines. There are no serious equipment losses, and it is Ukraine that is falling apart before our very eyes under the weight of Russian advancements! 1 week later: >UAV footage of strewn bodies around some Chinese made clown cars 2 Weeks later: >Russian telegrams celebating showing off their success with new Chinese clown cars >Online shills turn to praising this as a new, novel, genius tactic to overwhelm Ukrainians and is leading to victory on the ground Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)19:06:08 No.62817254 ►>>62817262 >>62817447 >>62817830 >>62830067 File: 51N5T+PglWS._AC_SL1500_.jpg (66 KB, 942x1498) >>62817231 (OP). I will not be satisfied until the Russian army is evacing wounded with Razor kick scooters, >>☐ Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)08:21:16 No.62830067 ► File: 1520796877694.jpg (43 KB, 750x750) >>62817254 return to monke >>> ☐ Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)20:17:33 No.62817659 >>62817686 >>62817689 >>62821889 >>62817231 (OP). did the russian government just stop giving any pretense of wanting to preserve their soldiers' lives? >you see ivan, we get on bike, charge enemy position >but what if they make fire at us? >we are on bike, outrun bullet >>> ☐ Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)20:24:25 No.62817686 ►>>62817721 >>62817659 anon you have it completely backwards in how Russians perceive losses The more dead under your command the better! It means you're really trying hard. Having low losses? That must mean you're not really doing much of anything. This is grounds for removal and a trip to the corrective r----pit. Yes, "you will die and it will be good" exists as a meme for a reason. It wasn't just some isolated schizoid commander, but representative of the RU command culture. >>> ☐ Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)20:29:01 No.62817721 ► >> File: Screenshot 2024-11-01 at (...).png (570 KB, 835x712) Around 1 mild, wounded' ful-scale war in Ukrame w reports >>62817686 I think the literal orders are they get rewarded for how much land they take by meter, and the logical way to achieve that is to spam units until they force Ukrainian forces back. That results in a lot of death, and they need to keep the meat grinder back. So they need 30K men a month to just keep up with the losses, and it takes months for the wounded to recover to fight again (if they're not just send back to the front to die). The reported average casualty ratio is 3:1, which is pretty bad. Russians face horrific losses when they're on the offensive, but Ukraine also faces losses when they attack as well so it evens out to 3:1. That means Ukraine still loses a lot. ☐ Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)20:28:02 No.62817710 ►>>62821946 >>62817231 (OP). Literally the same 'Zhoujian' scooters you see in any Chinese LiveLeak >> lol Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)21:46:11 No.62818175 >>62817231 (OP) cavalrybros, we're so back ☐ Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)21:03:47 No.62817889 >>62817899 >>62817914 >>62820997 File: kek.jpg (406 KB, 1003x767) >elite brigades have to beg on fagbook for AWOL soldiers to pretty please come back. Things are looking up for Ukraine! >> Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)20:33:57 No.62817739 >Day 985 of the 3 day war U Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)21:54:45 No.62818234 ►>>62818312 >> >> h--------, it really has been almost 1000 days since king udmurt launched this war ☐ Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)22:09:22 No.62818312 ►>>62818334 >>62818234 and now we have Bradleys and Abrams running inside Russian territory, go back even 1 year ago and tell someone that this would happen and they would laught at you. ☐ Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)16:02:29 No.62822058 ►>>62822080 >>62817231 (OP) >Well, who is laughing now? scooters manufacturers Russian losses last 24 hours and totals personnel is Russians killed and does not include wounded 05.11.2024 Tanks - 9208 (+15) Armored fighting vehicle - 18581 (+43) Artillery systems - 20150 (+29) MLRS-1245 Anti-aircraft warfare - 996 (+2) Planes - 369 Helicopters - 329 UAV 18309 (+29) Cruise missiles - 2631 (+2) Ships (boats) — 28 Submarines-1 Trucks and fuel tankers - 28278 (+41) Special equipment - 3587 Military personnel-aprx. 701650 people (+1260) >Artillery systems-20150 (+29) unchanged analysis 78.68% of ISS 'themilitarybalance' estimates of 25609 Russian towed and self propelled artillery and mortars, active and reserve Feb 2022 are been destroyed approximately 5,459 remain. Also many remaining Russian guns in depots have had their barrels removed to be used as replacements for worn barrels. Russia's chronic vehicle shortage now has a companion chronic artillery shortage, this will begin to leave compromising levels of reduced artillery in portions of the Russian front lines commencing in -12 days at the attrition rate of the last 12 months. Russia can only use air power and FAB bombs to try and fill the gap, or drastically shorten its lines to retain the same level of artillery cover. I expect it to try and use air power, the consequence will be increased air combat and looses of Russian air frames and an escalating artillery crisis in the Russian forces. There will be an increased mix of begging threats and other PR stunts by the Kremlin to try and get a ceasefire as they have lost this war. Russia will no longer be able to mount any mechanized offensive operations or offensive operation with artillery support (basically all) by spring and Russia will be effectively defenseless against its neighbors if they advance onto Russian territory. Why economic collapse will force Putin to end the war https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxKLaQ1p60s [Embed] 53 separate mechanized brigade named after Prince Volodymyr Monomakh 2 year !!!!!!ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION!!!!!!! We can all make mistakes, it's a part of life. It is important to remember that one transgression does not define us completely. We support those who want to right the wrongs of the past. For every serviceman who previously voluntarily left the unit, the door is now open to return. We have one country, one goal, and we can win only together. It is important that everyone who is willing to protect our land can join the common cause, regardless of past decisions. If you want to return to the formation and join the fight for our common victory, contact us. Details can be found by phone: 0 (93) 47 separate mechanized brigade 3 year It is POSSIBLE to return from SZCH! Hello to everyone who has voluntarily left their military unit. 47. separate mechanized brigade understands that there are various reasons for such an act. Someone was tired and missed their relatives, others did not find a place in their brigade for the specialty that was provided. We are ready to offer you decent conditions with a modern approach. Our goal is to provide an opportunity for every fighter to return to the formation and realize himself. Recruiters of 47 separate mechanized brigades are already waiting for your call and will provide consultation and support at all stages of return. Call this number: and join the worthy, because the battle continues and we need your support. to everyone who C34](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/945/242/186.png "Scooters of War")
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![File: b------.webm (1.77 MB, 1280x720) Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)11:48:04 No.55455858 ► >>55455874 >>55455882 >>55455916 >>55455935 >>55455940 >>55455993 >>55456018 >>55456085 >>55456146 >>55456274 >>55456331 >>55456498 >>55456604 >>55456613 >>55456628 >>55456666 >KEEP GOING COMRADE I'M ABOUT TO EXPLODE O Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)11:49:15 No.55455874 ► File: 1664786287252314.png (329 KB, 512x512) >>55455858 >> O Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)11:51:41 No.55455913 ► File: 1664812129493318.jpg (6 KB, 250x250) Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)11:53:12 No.55455944 ► File: 19199122.jpg (31 KB, 641x530) □ Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)11:53:28 No.55455950 File: Ncxml4tT.jpg (47 KB, 1015x630) >>55455833 (OP) Russian moment Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)11:53:38 No.55455953 File: 1646521532683s.jpg (8 KB, 250x244) >>55455833 (OP) what the actual f--- Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)11:46:05 No.55455833 ► >>55455846 >>55455864 >>55455871 >>55455887 >>55455901 >>55455904 >>55455911 >>55455913 >>55455921 >>55455937 >>55455940 >>55455944 >>55455950 >>55455965 >>55455967 >>55455979 >>55455985 >>55455994 >>55455997 >>55456001 >>55456003 >>55456010 >>55456022 >>55456031 >>55456039 >>55456043 >>55456050 >>55456054 >>55456062 >>55456068 >>55456082 >>55456093 >>55456110 >>55456115 >>55456116 >>55456117 >>55456122 >>55456129 >>55456135 >>55456138 >>55456145 >>55456147 >>55456151 >>55456154 >>55456162 >>55456163 >>55456168 >>55456173 >>55456177 >>55456179 >>55456180 >>55456190 >>55456204 >>55456208 >>55456211 >>55456232 >>55456246 >>55456257 >>55456277 >>55456281 >>55456284 >>55456288 >>55456316 >>55456337 >>55456352 >>55456364 >>55456365 >>55456373 >>55456374 >>55456377 >>55456385 >>55456396 >>55456407 >>55456421 >>55456425 >>55456427 >>55456442 >>55456449 >>55456452 >>55456465 >>55456477 >>55456493 >>55456495 >>55456508 >>55456533 >>55456548 >>55456557 >>55456579 >>55456588 >>55456613 >>55456628 >>55456635 >>55456636 >>55456650 >>55456653 >>55456671 >>55456688 >>55456695 >>55456697 >>55456705 >>55456706 >>55456722 >>55456743 >>55456744 >>55456773 >>55456788 >>55456822 >>55456840 What is tactical advantage of getting an explosive b------ from your comrade on the battlefield? Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:00:15 No.55456068 File: 1662642722011514.jpg (105 KB, 641x355) THAT'S A PENIS >>55455833 (OP) >> Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:02:07 No.55456093 ► >>55455833 (OP) The savior of the white race everyone. my heart became filed with warmth pride and childike joy. Nothing will surprise me anymore Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:05:48 No.55456163 File: bobby.jpg (50 KB, 556x561) dipe >>55455833 (OP) This f------ war Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:12:34 No.55456284 ► File: 1653655425463.jpg (193 KB, 587x660) Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:12:54 No.55456287 ► File: thatsapenis.gif (979 KB, 331x255) imgflip.com >>55455833 (OP) >> Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:12:57 No.55456288 ► File: memri19.jpg (53 KB, 700x569) >>55455833 (OP) oh no vatnikbros they are laughing at us... >>55455833 (OP) □ Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:30:49 No.55456557 File: 1663740948408354.gif (2.5 MB, 270x180) O Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)11:49:48 No.55455882 File: 1488126691252.jpg (12 KB, 258x245) Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)11:53:11 No.55455943 ► >>55455975 >>55456312 >when you're erping in the dorms and an admin notices Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)11:54:29 No.55455965 File: 925f6734c65b5b6fd1677f7cc(...).jpg (59 KB, 640x640) >>55455858 >> Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)11:54:33 No.55455967 File: 1660160014367246.png (331 KB, 640x676) >>55455833 (OP) LOL WTFFFFFF >> Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)11:55:38 No.55455985 File: photo_2022-08-04_22-16-15.jpg (99 KB, 720x461) >> Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)11:56:08 No.55455992 ► File: dc0092ccb8b2c0570e1f47a00(...).jpg (53 KB, 828x766) [visibile confusion] >>55455833 (OP) >this f------ war >> □ Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)11:56:09 No.55455993 ► File: Shining Laugh.gif (361 KB, 500x210) >> Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)11:56:09 No.55455994 ► File: 325092850239058952305823.png (300 KB, 542x574) >>55455833 (OP) LMAO O Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:38:51 No.55456671 ► >>55456687 >>55456727 >>55456735 File: 1664814861337934.jpg (66 KB, 640x544) >>55455833 (OP) I have nothing to say, this has taken the cake. No vids from this war will ever top this. i'm happy i'm here early before this gets posted beyond the stratosphere >> Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:14:30 No.55456316 File: guy.png (222 KB, 500x379) >>55455833 (OP) what the absolute f--- 888 888 >>55455858 Comrade Cumrag and Commissar Cockmongler meet a 'little death'. O Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:21:38 No.55456421 File: 1652285037190.jpg (40 KB, 600x603) >>55455833 (OP). I can't believe I genuinely can't believe it >>55455833 (OP) i don't know how much more i can take from this memewar before i start believing that i am in a very weird coma dream WORST DAY OF THE WAR SO FAR >>55455833 (OP) Just when I thought the Russians couldn't surprise me anymore. 888 THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF THE WAR Everything would be fise if t went so bad O Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)11:50:30 No.55455894 File: happy 911 for everyone.png (512 KB, 800x585) This war is such a meme. Exquisite! Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:33:44 No.55456603 ► File: Screenshot 2022-10-01 112350.png (405 KB, 662x620) bros... Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)11:56:16 No.55455997 ► >>55455833 (OP) And RUfags said dedovshchina is a myth. Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)11:57:37 No.55456023 ► File: 080B38A0-EDA4-434D-9E23-5(...).jpg (84 KB, 604x360) Homobros, not like this.. >> Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)11:58:35 No.55456046 ► File: IMG_9849.png.jpg (557 KB, 828x842) I am in awe ENG O Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)11:58:49 No.55456050 >>55455833 (OP) Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)11:59:05 No.55456054 ► >>55455833 (OP) Not letting him finish is the real warcrime here Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:22:08 No.55456427 >>55456549 File: 1588046191238.gif (257 KB, 500x500) O Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:02:56 No.55456110 ► File: taxi-drive-clap.gif (634 KB, 500x460) >> Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)11:59:51 No.55456065 ► >>55456266 >>55455833 (OP) NO F------ WAY KEK! Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:03:17 No.55456115 File: 1641929720570.jpg (85 KB, 830x718) >> Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:08:02 No.55456199 ► My sides have entered orbit. Nothing is going to top this war just for the memes alone. >>55455833 (OP) I f------ can't anymore. Pack it in boys, war has peaked. There's no way anything can be funnier than this. O Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:13:33 No.55456299 ► >>55456307 >>55456335 >>55456381 >>55456625 >>55456732 File: download.jpg (7 KB, 225x225) Looks like another blow to russian morale. ☐ Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:05:00 No.55456150 ► >>55456175 >>55456250 >>55456278 File: 2af.png (524 KB, 703x625) O Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)11:59:34 No.55456062 ► >>55456075 >>55456159 >>55456390 >>55456737 >>55455833 (OP) Who wanna bet the drone operator was laughing his ass off? Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:47:34 No.55456788 ► >>55456844 File: Hirst-Love-Of-God.jpg (30 KB, 280x400) O Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:40:59 No.55456695 ► >>55456718 >>55456783 >>55456974 >>55457056 File: 9xc77xvwcst31.jpg (34 KB, 800x450) TOVARISH THAT'S NOT THE PISS-KEY YOU WERE ORDERED TO TAKE Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:03:27 No.55456116 ► >> Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:03:27 No.55456117 ► File: 1638697373986.jpg (27 KB, 512x512) >>55455833 (OP) >Killing a medic giving a lifesaving semen transfusion to a weakened Serbian comrade This was a war crime >> O Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:53:03 No.55456899 ► >>55456905 >>55456932 >>55456940 File: 1292700668250.jpg (45 KB, 621x444) Has there ever been such a meme tier war brefore in all of history? How can anything top this, not even nukes would get up there >> Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:03:41 No.55456122 ► File: hmm.jpg (14 KB, 277x277) O Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:36:20 No.55456636 ► >>55456663 >>55456664 File: 1648760781930.jpg (222 KB, 1080x1379) >hits the f------ trench The operator had the shot of his life and he f------ missed >>55455833 (OP) W-what are the chances that the explosion (non c-- one) made him bite /k/? >>55455833 (OP) >flagship sinking >no air superiority >a new counteroffensive each week >and now involuntary conversion therapy My god.. they're actually going to run out of copium aren't they? >>55455833 (OP) You couldn't write a comedy as hilarious as this war has been. The Vatniks are truely done for, this one simply cannot be lived down. >>55455833 (OP) jesus christ >>55455833 (OP) That was probably a Russian officer extorting the other guy for some kind of privilege. What was the cocksucker getting from the cocksuckee? >> □ Anonymous 10/03/22 (Mon)12:12:13 No.55456277 ► File: russianfaggotry.jpg (30 KB, 480x442) >>55455833 (OP) I WANT TO BELIEVE O Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:17:10 No.55456364 File: s-1500.jpg (23 KB, 335x500) w-- >> ☐ Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:27:15 No.55456508 File: LEL.png (288 KB, 920x920) >>55455833 (OP) This cannot be real. It cannot be. >> Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:17:15 No.55456365 ► >>55456391 File: 1649709338441.gif (321 KB, 220x289) >>55455833 (OP) I wanna know what they were thinking. I mean, you knew there are drones all over you, yet you choose such retarded place for a b------, and why do it in a broad daylight? >> Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:08:44 No.55456208 ► >>55456293 File: 165808339823606.jpg (5 KB, 226x223) >> Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:08:49 No.55456211 File: 1427694274375.jpg (132 KB, 604x454) >>55455833 (OP) >>55455833 (OP) My f------ sides, this war is the best sitcom of the century BORN Coom Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:29:03 No.55456532 ► File: 1658703086325033.png (1.56 MB, 1000x1277) >>55455833 (OP) KEK PUT ME IN THE SCREEN CAPS! >>55455833 (OP) no one in february could have predicted this PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP, COACH, I'M READY! >> Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)13:07:59 No.55457115 ► File: HeLaughed.jpg (192 KB, 724x900) IN >> Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)13:08:09 No.55457116 ► File: 1655063170121.jpg (137 KB, 300x259) □ Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:24:38 No.55456462 ► >>55456488 File: artworks-sm8n|LVn2OL0vQzG(...).jpg (59 KB, 500x500) >> Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:44:41 No.55456744 ► File: download.jpg (7 KB, 225x225) INFINITE keks >>55457060 >>55456953 >>55455833 (OP). Jesus Christ, how can vatnik ever recoverd from this >>55456430 >"Can love bloom on the battlefield?" Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:37:16 No.55456652 ► File: IMG_20220612_020651.jpg (175 KB, 1170x1211) ANNEX MY THROAT ALEKSI >>55455833 (OP) In today's news: erections in occupied Ukraine come under explosive criticism >"Not on my watch" - drone O Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:38:02 No.55456660 ► File: f----.png (250 KB, 277x367) F---- Obliterator □ Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:37:33 No.55456653 ► >>55456676 File: 1494089963328.gif (1.27 MB, 296x160) ☐ Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)11:56:33 No.55456003 >>55455833 (OP) Maybe the real globohomo was the friends we blew along the way 9K111 F---- in Polish service i didnt think it was real... >>55455833 (OP) Imagine the face of the drone operator looking down upon these sodomites □ Anonymous 10/03/22(Mon)12:42:59 No.55456722 File: 1457380984877.gif (1.04 MB, 290x189) >>55455833 (OP) this is beyond damage control for shills](https://a.kym-cdn.com/assets/image-covers/nsfw-small-89411e48e05424344bd3dadd415e878a.png "A Ukrainian drone drops munition on two Russian soldiers performing illicit activities - /k/ reacts")
![28/3/2022 O Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)21:05:56 No.56442024 ► File: pagliachkov.png (222 KB, 438x354) Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)12:35:14 No.56438309 ► >>56438341 File: clown.jpg (123 KB, 900x624) >>56438276 (OP) As if this hasn't been one big CLOWN SHOW until now! >>56438309 *HONK HONK* Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)12:40:27 No.56438341 ► Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)23:18:48 No.56443086 ► File: Buhanka ded.jpg (254 KB, 1280x744) O Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)12:46:20 No.56438371 File: maxresdefault.jpg (157 KB, 1280x720) RUSSIAN CLOWN CAR O Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)12:48:18 No.56438380 ► >>56438876 >>56438276 (OP) >*sounds of faint circus music and intermittent machine gun fire in the distance* war is hell bros >get in losers, we're going to Bahkmut >honk O Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)12:52:08 No.56438400 ► >>56438276 (OP) THE HONKING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES >>56438452 >Heard joke once: Soldier goes to Putin. Says he's depressed. Says war seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in his trench where what lies ahead is dead comrades and T-90 turrets. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliachkov is in front tonight. Go and see him tovarish. That should pick you up.' Soldier bursts into tears. Says, 'But Putin...I am Pagliachkov.' Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. KILL MIMES O Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)12:33:23 No.56438298 >>56438484 >>56440776 >>56442607 File: 1664904363259435.png (762 KB, 1001x1001) >>56438465 >The one in front gets the horn >The one behind gets the shoes Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)13:03:34 No.56438465 ► >>56438478 >>56442048 >>56442275 >>56442407 >>56443349 >>56445748 >>56438415 The Clown in front honks! when the clown in front slips, the clown behind picks up the horn and honks! O Anonymous 12/19/22(Mon)00:01:41 No.56443504 ► >>56443736 We have lived long enough to see SS13 become a reality. □ Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)14:41:45 No.56439005 ► >>56438335 >>56438335 O Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)13:05:44 No.56438478 ► HAVE NO SIDES AND I MUST KEK O Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)13:04:51 No.56438473 ► >>56439709 >>56447084 File: 1469461556020.png (619 KB, 613x522) Defence Intelligence INTELLIGENCE UPDATE On 14 December 2022, the Russian Ministry of Defence announced the establishment of two 'front line creative brigades' tasked with raising the morale of troops deployed on the 'special military operation'. Russian media reports that the ranks will include opera singers, actors and circus performers. This follows a recent campaign by the Russian MoD to encourage the public to donate musical instruments to deployed soldiers. O Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)23:14:59 No.56443055 ► >>56443086 >>56443477 Military music and organised entertainment for deployed troops have a long history in many militaries but in Russia they are strongly intertwined with the Soviet-era concept of ideological political education. >When clowns are sent to the front, the theater becomes a circus >Confucius or Sun-Tzu or whatever Fragile morale almost certainly continues to be a significant vulnerability across much of the Russian force. However, soldiers' concerns primarily focus on very high casualty rates, poor leadership, pay problems, lack of equipment and ammunition, and lack of clarity about the war's objectives. The creative brigades' efforts are unlikely to substantively alleviate these concerns. >>56438276 (OP) The sardonic notes of understatement in each and every one of these updates always makes me smile. You can tell with 100% certainty that whoever is writing these things really enjoys their job >>56438377 They hate their own soldiers. It's the only explanation. They're literally sending clowns and opera singers to perform. Imagine it. Your name is Vladimir, you're 18 years old. You joined because your boyfriend think the uniform looks sexy and it's either that or unemployment and alcoholism. You haven't eaten anything but stale bread, cosmoline and c-- for 3 months. You're wet and cold, you lost 2 fingers to frostbite. Your gun jams everytime you pull the trigger and you have 1 mag with 13 bullets. You got send on minesweeping yesterday with a dowsing rod from 1789 and your own squad tried to shoot you when you returned. You hate this miserable existence. You'd desert if it wouldn't get your mum r---- and killed by the FSB voulenteer enthusiasts recreational r--- brigade. You got aids last week -From donning a helmet still smattered by the previous owners blood, gray matter and skull shards- "NEWS FROM THE FRONT!" you hear... You perk up. Food? Relief? Any mail from home with news on when this s---- how might end? "Clowns will perform tonight comrades! They have whitewash and comically large shoes! They will honk. You will like it! You will clap when instructed to do so! You will laugh when instructed to do so! The Clowns will perform untill morale improves!" I would just shoot my officer and myself if I were in that situation. And the Clowns. Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)19:26:41 No.56441120 ► >getting r---- in a cold wet trench by a clown as a bad rendition of your national anthem is played by a conscript with a recorder O Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)23:48:40 No.56443368 ► File: 1670556159684437.jpg (66 KB, 751x1024) . >>56438680 >1 car gets hit >800 clowns perish in 1 burning clown car https://youtu.be/IdzahA11YDo [Embed] I f------ hope so Anonymous 12/19/22(Mon)00:29:39 No.56443736 ► >>56443783 >>56438415 No amount of training can ever prepare one for the honking sounds a burning clown makes as it dies. Defence Intelligence INTELLIGENCE UPDATE □ Anonymous 12/19/22(Mon)00:52:14 No.56443956 ► >>56444691 >>56446281 >>56443055 It aint a real UAZ Buhanka experience if it doesnt have 11 burning clowns coming running down aimlessly from it's fiery remains. Russian media reports deployed soldiers. by >>56443783 Я действительно русский и служил срочку в пехоте меньше пяти лет назад. in Russia they Fragile C ● O Anonymous 12/19/22 (Mon)05:06:16 No.56446177 ► >>56439819 Submitting your own men to clown shows is a war crime. The only way the brass could have s--- more forcefully on their troops would be to send mimes. Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)23:59:03 No.56443477 ai the Russian Ministry of Defence tasked with r----- the morale of troops deployed ra pe SI Defence Intelligence organised soldiers' concerns soldiers. but in Russia they are. Pain un a UPDATE ON UKRAINE 18 December 2022 INTELLIGENCE UPDATE On 14 December 2022, the Russian Ministry of Defence announced † brigades' ra Russian media reports that de s be focus on and lack of n у Russian organised for deployed troops have a long history wh i ne 9 >>56443504 russian here. When I served as conscript, the voluntary entertainment you so aptly described ("You will clap when instructed to do so! You will laugh when instructed to do so!") was THE WORST part of it. We were forced to watch movies, and then an experienced officer would pause it and explain the moral lesson from it, with his every second word being an expletive. Frostbite, hunger and lack of sleep were easier to tolerate for me than a 40 year old captain with his brain completely petrified during his service explaining "The Joker" to me. Also Vladimir's story would be much worse in real life, and I will elaborate if you want to. Though. On second though. I'm sure the troops would appreciate a slapstick routine by 2 silly clowns and the 1 stern white clown where they pantomime getting a drone grenade dropped on them. Complete with hilarious hot-potatoing the grenade back and forth before dropping it down their overlarge suspended waistband, rolling down one comically floppy trumpet pants leg and rolling over under the chair of the stern white clown who's trying to enjoy the finer and more sophisticated things in life (brewing up a spoonful of krokodil) What a laugh that must be. A sure-fire way to bolster the Esprit de corps. Now if only the Russian language had a word for true-fire. Elaborating: 18 y. o. Vladimir is certainly a conscript, and like most conscripts, almost certainly comes from an impoverished background. His service conditions are atrocious, he's always hungry, freezing or tired. But then a sweet old officer gathers Vladimir's pota (i don't know the translation, a formation of 100 people) in a big room and starts вешaть лапшy (pouring sweet lies into their ears) about how great it is to be a kontraktnik (signing as professional soldier). You will no longer be hungry! You will be able to visit your family! You will have a salary of 50000 rubles and 30000 more for physical excellency and 20000 more as bonus, and you'll not die from alcoholism in your home village, but be an upstanding member of society... Vladimir is essentially seduced into joining, because he's a young dumb fool who doesn't know better, and he signs a contract right on the spot for 5 years. And then hell begins, because a kontrakt soldier's life is only marginally better than one of a conscript, but now he's enslaved for 5 years, not for 1 year. Other more experienced kontraktniks will s--- on him for not yet having completed his mandatory service, and will not consider him an equal. Vladimir doesn't yet know the worst parts of military service, because he was made sign his contract in the very beginning of his service. He will be forced to do all the unpleasant work, and be paid like 20000 per month, with deductions for arbitrary reasons. And no, he can't leave to see his relatives. And no, the uniform is not even sexy. And this is in peacetime. pe Р i O Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)12:36:25 No.56438318 >>56438362 >>56438415 >>56438484 >>56438870 >>56446915 File: 099AEAC9-67B3-4A6D-AA89-8(...).gif (613 KB, 245x245) e d Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)12:33:33 No.56438300 ► >>56438276 (OP) >pay problems how can this be? Russia is wealthy beyond imagination and one rubble buys you every single euro in circulation!? UPDATE ON UKRAINE 18 December 2022 ra P e O Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)12:37:57 No.56438328 ► >>56438484 >>56438276 (OP) Who knew Blackadder was among the most realistic takes on modern warfare. musical instruments to t O Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)12:38:44 No.56438335 ► >>56438484 >>56439005 File: 1643882382613.jpg (167 KB, 759x769) S Fragile s to be a significant vulnerability across much of the Russian force. However, soldiers' concerns primarily focus on very high ra P e ammunition, and C u m education Russia pay >sending clowns to the front >so desperate they're forcing performers and artists into the meat grinder >this is their excuse as to why >/pol/ continues to say they're winning >>56438276 (OP) >Sending more clowns to the front >Now theres a complete circus there the memes write themselves at this point UPDATE ON UKRAINE 18 December 2022 two 'front the 'special military operation'. circus performers. follow deployed troops have a long history in many militaries Soviet-era co p e O Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)12:50:51 No.56438393 ► >>56438423 >>56438484 File: 4.png (32 KB, 128x128) >>56438276 (OP) >be mobik >get given rusty AK that wont fire and no protective equipment >food is bad enough that the company grandpa from soviet breadlines says that he ate better at the time >hear that there will be supply soon, morale improves a bit >finally supply arrives >it's bunch of broken s----- balalaikas and nothing else >ukies drop granade from drone on it anyway such is the life of russian mobik O Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)12:56:07 No.56438423 ► >>56438433 File: zc4rwm1lz5r81.png (3.07 MB, 960x1280) >>56438393 >life is hell >command brings the local circus to entertain the battalion >everyone has to line up and watch this shitshow >the congregated mass of mobniks, balalaikas and clowns get HIMARS'ed while a drone films it all O Anonymous 12/19/22(Mon)06:19:35 No.56446683 ► >>56446863 File: web_andy_kocher_mdb_0328.jpg (530 KB, 787x787) >>56438415 hear me out, clown calvary 0 Anonymous 12/19/22(Mon)06:48:25 No.56446863 ► >>56446683 Don't forget cav clowns with gnome heads. Between clowns and gnomes, you'll drive most infantry off the field of battle without having fired a shot. Anonymous 12/19/22(Mon)08:53:10 No.56447471 ► >>56447713 >>56438276 (OP) >deploy the opera singers The gloves have finally come off. Anonymous 12/18/22(Sun)22:25:24 No.56442645 ► File: honkfrog.png (221 KB, 680x680) >>56438415 Name 1 (one) better way for clowns to raise morale than by charging trenches. >>56443055 >You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the honking of the clowns. And you think if you save poor Ukraine, you could make them stop, don't you? You think if Ukraine lives, you won't wake up in the dark ever again to that awful honking of the clowns.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/507/200/547.jpg "Send in the Clowns!")
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