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Anonymous 8 KB JPG 05/20/22(Fri)23:48:11 No.68714289 >hey guys it's critical >today we are taking yet another clip from my live stream of me watching a youtube video that somebody else made and getting a million views for what little I add in words with my boring dry tired voice >also, for comedic effect, I will stretch the image on the youtube thumbnail for the billionth time >please laugh

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019

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: Anonymous feels good man 123 KB JPG 10/28/22(Fri)16:21:58 No.888122431 >be Californian >wake up and read my proposition 65 sticker to remind myself that everything around me can give me cancer >eat nothing for breakfast but drink a massive amount of mimosas b4 leaving >take a fat dab and cough a lung out >leave the house in my tesla model 3 (we all have them here) >manage to cut off another driver in stop and go traffic and get in a road rage argument >continue driving 2 hours to my job that is only 15 mins away >enjoy the beauty of the smog on my drive >finally arrive at my software development job >get out of car >am hassled by homeless tweaker for a dollar >tell him I don't have cash only crypto >he stabs me with a dirty needle >cop sees it but ignores it >get through another day at work >return home to my $5000/mo one bedroom apartment >play sublime as I fall asleep

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: Anonymous 34 KB JPG 08/08/15(Sat)06:54:47 No.633378377 >>633377556 # >be 10 >watching Scooby Door >tfw Velma's sexy >start stroking my d--- through the blanket >feelssogood.png >feel a volcano erupting in my loins >shout SCOOBY DOOBY DOO as I c-- >Start doing it on the reg >SCOOBY DOOBY DOO every time I c-- >Mom thinks I really like Scooby Doo >Mom buys me all seasons of Scooby Doo for Christmas

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: Anonymous 08/26/18(Sun)04:17:27 No.778219655 >one day having a lot of fun playing vidya with a friend >nothing out of the ordinary happens >out of nowhere I feel my mood starting to decline >wonder what the f--- is 48 KB JPG happening >even though I was having fun and talking to someone I really like >feel like s--- >tell friend I need to go for a bit >lie in my bed >extremely p----- off for feeling like s--- >gather all the anger and strength I could muster and punch myself in the side of the head as hard as I f------ could >immediately feel dazed and fuzzy >I ride the feeling for a while >become super relaxed and happy Did I just restart my brain or something?

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File: depositphotos_17354819-st(...).jpg (75 KB, 1023x662) Anonymous 10/27/22(Thu) 17:03:48 No.70754920 >be me one night at the computer >start throat singing >dog starts spasming and dies Who should I get mad at? The Jews or the Mongols?

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Time Travelled | /r/Greentext

: noko...also the game 09/29/17 (Fri)15:44:11 No.19675045 Reality glitch thread Post times where time and space goofed. >Be me 83 KB JPG >Going to bed while staying at grandparents' rural farmhouse as a 10 year old kid. >Not tired at all - 100% lucid. >Decide eh I'll just try closing my eyes. >It's only 9:30 p.m. >The MOMENT I close my eyes it's instantly morning literally within a blink of an eye. >Brother was in the twin bed next to me and he disappeared instantaneously. >Can smell grandma making breakfast. >YouWutMate.jpeg >Never been able to reproduce what happened or have somebody tell me the same happened to them. : Anonymous >>19675045 (OP) # You fell asleep you f----- retard 09/29/17 (Fri) 15:48:59 No.19675059 >>19675066 # >>19677427 # >>19678564 # >>19687722 # >>19689769 # >>19691641 #

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Anon explains the Zoomer fetish of "dominant tomboy mommy gf" fantasy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: fxGyRwzy)= 113 KB JPG 10/11/22(Tue)23:44:39 Why is this "mommy gf" s--- so f------ popular with modern men? No.399441932 I have genuinely never seena a single zoomer say he wants to be a leader and wants a submissive gf You know that old study how two men kissing gives straight people the same emotional response as maggots? Same here. Every time I see someone post "I want a tall, muscly tomboy gf carry me in her arms and r--- me" it's like I am looking at a bowl of maggots What went wrong with them? : Anonymous (ID: iXQliS6X) 10/11/22(Tue)23:49:51 No.399442370 you've got a whole generation of young men who were raised by single moms, taught by women, rejected by girls their age, basically every woman they've known has treated them like s--- their entire lives. so their ultimate fantasy is to find a woman who nurtures and loves them unconditionally >>399442435 # >>399442545 # >>399442938 # >>399443345 # >>399443353 # >>399443368 # >>399443560 # >>399443663 # >>399443978 # >>399445190 # >>399446119 # >>399448431 #

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Anon wants an easy recipe | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 463 KB PNG 10/27/22(Thu)18:33:46 No.18515219 >look up quick and easy recipe for dinner after a hard day's work >involves 37 different ingredients including hard to find spices >at least 3 days of prep work >2 hours of cook time >a deep fryer and a pressure cooker are involved >will have 384988558 dishes to clean at the end

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Anon wants to AI generate porn | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous retarded individual in need of(…..) 44 KB GIF 10/28/22(Fri)18:36:14 No.89474546 >be me >learn about ai art >like ai art >also like femboys >want to generate ai art of femboys, but stable diffusion says its """ inappropriate" >its open source so luckily there are versions with the filter removed >dont understand anything, not a coder >only see errors whenever i try anything what do? : Anonymous >>89474546 (OP) # Post an image of your thighs first, then we'll help you. 10/28/22(Fri)18:38:31 No.89474572

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Jew in attic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/25/18 (Wed)00:44:08 No.46985577 I feel bad for Anne Frank. It's every girls nightmare to have the whole world read your diary. She also didn't get a single dollar out of it, which is every Jews nightmare. >>46985757 # >>46985788 # >>46985908 # >>46987296 # >>46987641 # >>46989472 # >>46990171 #

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A threat from the gods | /r/Greentext

File: 1350104325954.jpg-(345 KB, 1143x857, f-----.jpg) TOOMING Anonymous 10/13/12(Sat)00:58 No. 15189937 Replies: >>15190166 >>15190218 >>15190296 Any interesting people at your gym, /fit/? I enjoy watching this fellow spend 2 hours a day on the smith machine. Anonymous 10/13/12(Sat)01:22 No. 15190316 Replies: >>15190333 >>15189937 (OP) is this gym in sydney? Anonymous 10/13/12(Sat)01:23 No. 15190333 Replies: >>15190346 >>15190316 Yeah, Bankstown Anonymous 10/13/12(Sat)01:23 No. 15190346 Replies: >>15190349 >>15190333 that 24 hour one? Anonymous 10/13/12(Sat)01.24 No. 15190349 Replies: >>15190368 >>15190370 >>15190346 Yep, do you go there too? Anonymous 10/13/12(Sat)01:25 No.15190368 Replies: >>15190391 >>15190451 >>15190475 >>15190733 >>15192589 >>15192631 >>15194138 >>15190349 I am the smith machine guy. If i ever see you i'm gonna f------ kill you f-----.

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Anon is nice to the cashier | /r/Greentext

>Maxed out my weights (unrelated) >Go to D---'s Sporting Goods >Grab a 45lb plate in each hand, head to check out >Cashier is 8/10 petite in a pink t-shirt >Plates make a satisfying thud as I lay them on the counter >She mirin' >I feel like a bear >I realize I am bear >Maul the cashier >Hibernate for the winter

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Anon wants to watch a film | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 269 KB JPG Anonymous Ga 12 KB PNG >>176162828 # 10/28/22(Fri)16:15:12 No.176162318 >watching shame on the airplane >loli next to me keeps looking at my screen how do you discreetly watch a movie on the plane 10/28/22(Fri)16:16:57 No.176162388 >>176162318 (OP) # >calling actual children "lolis"

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