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So female dolphins have vaginal secretion that make a male dolphin just c-- over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin P---- Jelly. Scientists were like H--------, dude, we gotta test this. You know, for science. So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin p---- jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's d---, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey just straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into f------ c------. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and I know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where I can go into my local grocery store, pick up a hottle of Smucker's Dolphin P---- Je king c-- myself to death

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