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: Anonymous 42AA6B5E-231 C-4BCF-B330-943247FDEBF3.png 11 KB PNG 11/17/22(Thu)21:56:46 No.71021337 >be virgin in school and college >finally meet a qt at 22 >she's never been with anyone and is alone all the time >makes the cutest faces when I raw dog her >>anon, you'll never leave me, will you? why haven't you gotten a gf yet? Every time you rub your pathetic little wiener to anime pron, there's a sad fembot sitting by herself wishing she had someone to love. Think of her the next time you're about to beat your meat : Anonymous I dropped school 11/17/22(Thu)22:03:19 No.71021397

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: yVmtb1wg) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/01/25(Sat)15:43:09 No.496125464 Pup "Tings Pop Tingz @ThePopTingz Följ Denmark is reportedly planning on increasing tariffs for Ozempic by 500% for the US only. Översätt inlägget 11:20 01 feb. 25 1M Visningar 504 KB PNG amerifats WILL kneel in the end Anonymous (ID: 0bRhhOGo) E >>496125464 (OP) MPIC OZEMP 02/01/25(Sat)15:44:11 No.496125553 Can you say that again Sven? I didn't hear you over all the bombs going off in your country. Anonymous (ID: yVmtb1wg) >>496125553 rude 02/01/25(Sat)15:45:03 No.496125627

Trump says he ordered air strikes on Islamic State group in Somalia 301 301 SAFE US AFRICA COMMAND US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth said the strikes "further degrade" the ability of IS in Somalia George Wright BBC News 1 February 2025, 17:42 GMT Updated 35 minutes ago Donald Trump says he ordered military air strikes on a senior attack planner and others from the Islamic State (IS) group in Somalia. "These killers, who we found hiding in caves, threatened the United States and our Allies," Trump posted on social media. 1aa90f.png 611 KB PNG >US airliners falling out of the skies >Egg prices soaring >Deportation photo op failed >Melania getting Trudeau'd >Trump looking to deflect attention OFFIC

Anonymous (ID: y8De0+0A 02/03/18 (Sat)20:54:28 No.7275061 >dad buys 2015 Diesel Dodge Ram >6 months later says "I think I'm gonna buy a new truck" >whatthefuck.jpeg 128 KB JPG >"why you just got a new one" >"I'm gonna buy a 2016. Those diesel Engines last forever" >"then why don't you make your 2015 last forever" >says I don't understand vehicles >tfw he's over $70,000 in debt and doesn't understand why Is my dad retarded?

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JIMMY EAT WORLD 1 FUTURES 34 KB JPG >be me at 16, the year is 2005 >Walking home from football practice in the cold rain >It's going to be my last practice as I told coach I'm done >Mental health was down the drain >On the way home my brother drives by and sees me walking, picks me up >We go over to best buy since he was looking to get a nice TV >They have GameCubes for cheap, I pick one up and a copy of Zelda wind waker >Brother takes me home and we trade off playing, parents aren't home and he stays the night >The next morning he leaves for work, I don't have school so I play more >He comes back over and over the course of a few days we finish the game, I love every moment of it >He asks me how I'm doing and is legitimately the only person in my life who gives a s--- about me >A week after we finish wind waker he gets in a plane crash >I hear the news and can't talk for a whole month >Time passes and I heal >I haven't had the time for video games but there's a new Zelda that just came out so I go pick it up at Walmart >I plug in my GameCube, take out the wind waker disc and open it's case to put it back >I notice a piece of paper in the case, "I'm sorry I'm not around as much anymore, but if you need anything I'm always here bro" >I take a deep breath and let out a f--- ton of emotion >Put in twilight princess and play all night It's been years, I miss him every day

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Anonymous (ID: Z/6fH2x/ 26 KB JPG 02/19/18(Mon)07:42:29 No.161082716 Alex went to school and got shot dead. How are you Americans going to stop this weird problem ? Anonymous (ID: WTOe2XN5 02/19/18(Mon)07:45:05 No.161082898 >>161082716 (OP) # >How are you Americans going to stop this weird problem ? I'm pretty confident Alex won't be shot dead again, so I think we have this one covered. >>161083006 # >>161086083 # >>161086843 # >>161086991 #

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Anon lives in Riverwood | /r/Greentext

File: image.jpg (188 KB, 500x833) Anonymous 04/17/15(Fri) 15:37:43 No.610530903 >>610531137 >>610531197 >>610531519 >>610531770 >>610531989 >>610532139 >>610532140 >>610532559 >>610532941 >>610533007 >>610533606 >>610533895 >>610534399 >>610534550 >>610535082 >>610537050 >Be me >Live in Riverwood >Nephew Hadvar wanders back from wherever the hell he's been >Tells me of a dragon in Helgen, has a rescued traveler with him >The rescued traveler and I talk a bit >Every time I begin to speak he cuts me off >It's my civic duty. Whiterun needs to know. >It's beginning to get Dark >Tell him he can take what he needs for his Journey >Watch helplessly as the traveler rushes around my home stuffing all my food, including whole cheese wheels into his pockets >Takes all my gold etc. >Traveler suddenly stops and does not move for over an hour >WHO THE HELL DID YOU BRING HOME HADVAR.pdf >After 12 hours the traveler finally exits my home >Go outside the next day to work at the forge >Traveler is out here >Makes 61 daggers >Who is this demon.

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Anonymous 06/01/22(Wed)10:36:14 No.14533821 File: 80we07h.jpg (9 KB, 198x255) >starts exam >tough problem >get frustrated >eventually figure it out >dopamine hit >finish problem >look closer at earlier work >forgot the negative >mfw I have to do it all over again i hate women so much it's unreal

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atheist are soy drinking fgt,s btw | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: fg3UlYyj SO CH 786 KB PNG 11/17/22(Thu)22:21:09 No.404940663 >vegetarian >atheist >feminist >climbed a 3000 ft mountain with no equipment really makes you think... Anonymous (ID: 26AOZQBf) 11/17/22(Thu)22:23:58 No.404940905 >>404940663 (OP) # >3000ft mountain So like a small hill? >>404941215 # >>404941396 # >>404942147 # >>404942479 #

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: Anonymous 47 KB JPG : Anonymous >>67428128 # Anonymous 43 KB JPG 07/02/22(Sat) 14:25:11 No.67425733 >spiders and spider webs on the home gym weights again should i just get a gym membership? 07/02/22(Sat) 14:26:34 No.67425751 07/02/22(Sat) 14:32:52 No.67425828 >creak open the door to my home gym >cobwebs on the weights >bats flying around >organ music blasting on my speakers yup... it's lifting time >>67426657 # >>67427373 # >>67430065 # >>67430397 #

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anon wants to buy wifi | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous THESE 2 OFFICERS HAVE KILLED OVER 250 PEOPLE WHILE ON DUTY. WHY HAVEN'T THEY BEEN PUNISHED? 1.07 MB PNG 10/31/16(Mon)18:00:10 No.57330160 >new neighbors just moved right next to me >they tell me to not use WiFi because their son has WiFi sickness What's the most powerful router with the longest range for under $250?

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: Anonymous 29 KB JPG 01/10/21(Sun)17:38:56 No.844517011 >create post on r/medical >five minutes later get message from the repostsluethbot >'hey, your OC made the front page!' I sincerely doubt a picture of bumps on my a------ made the front page

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Anonymous A curse upon my anoose 160 KB JPG 11/17/22(Thu)15:21:54 No.71020058 >have a pair of jeans like picrel >wore them twice after i bought them >first time i was driving to work >fart >feel ass all greasy and moist >turns out i s--- myself >go home and switch pants, no witnesses >second time im at a bar,mildly drunk >go to bathroom stall to piss >fart, s--- myself >quickly leave bar and ditch friends,think no one noticed >yesterday i was moving stuff to new apartment >i just spilled coffee on my pants >open drawer, the only pair of jeans left is the ones i s--- myself in TWICE I have a job interview in 30 mins and this is the only pair of pants i have to wear.Already feeling my guts churn and stomach hurting Im going to s--- myself today, arent I?

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Germanon makes a few observations about Dunkirk evacuations | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: sTRQerTH ) == DUNKIRK JULY 20 88 KB JPG 11/17/22(Thu)01:19:26 No.404736471 >get your ass kicked by the Nazis >have to leave all your gear while you evacuate your troops with everything that floats >Nazis kind enough not to massacre you on the beaches >immediately start blaming the French >make jokes about how they are cowards for getting defeated by the same enemy that defeated you >claim an embarrassing defeat was actually a victory >sit back and let daddy America win the war for you >still lose your entire empire in the process >continue to make propaganda about it three quarters of a century later >>404747813 # Anonymous (ID: Slmajxke 11/17/22(Thu)01:20:49 No.404736654 >>404736471 (OP) # >sit back and let daddy America win the war for you I know you're trying to stick it to the anglos but cmon man : Anonymous (ID: wzNEKMrR) 11/17/22(Thu)01:22:04 No.404736872 Read a little history, and you wonder why everyone in Europe hated the Germans so much. Read a lot of history, and you wonder why more people didn't 101 KB JPG hate the Germans. >>404738030 # >>404738104 # >>404741793 # >>404746587 # >>404746947 # >>404747966 # >>404748689 # >>404751438 # >>404755079 # >>404756151 # >>404759912 # >>404762239 # >>404765471 # >>404766372 # >>404774652 # >>404782455 # >>404787074 # >>404793025 #

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Anon’s ass is itchy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous NHS WE WILLLL Itchy bottom SAM How to ease an itchy bettem yourself VEITTg etisha 7317 ✔ GELME SMA ✔ 124 KB PNG 5 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous I think I've found a good reason to wash every day bros. Never used to bother me, sitting around not washing for a few days, but maybe it's age. What things have you learnt about yourself lately r9k? Anonymous 11/17/22(Thu)16:39:05 No.71024409 CERTIFIED >had an itchy bottom for weeks >notice when I wash more it doesn't itch so POOP N---- 7 KB JPG much >wash every day, itching goes away >stop washing every day and itching comes back >>71024409 jesus christ you people are absolutely disgusting View Thread 11/17/22(Thu)16:42:27 No.71024454 11/17/22(Thu)16:46:09 No.71024494 local anon discovers that hygiene has actual functions

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: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 11/15/22(Tue)00:01:42 No.28368438 >be me >be cute part time femboy >enjoy wearing panties/lingerie under boy clothes sometimes >out running errands >feeling-productive.gif >decide to get iced coffee >tasty-energy.png >decide to go to gym >get solid workout but sweaty >decide to take shower before leaving >in locker room, take off shirt >pants >forgot im wearing pink Lacey panties >3 guys also changing near me notice mfw

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