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File: images (1).jpg (7 KB, 228x221) Go to the gym and seek self improvement ffs Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat)21:49:58 No.32380026 >be me >have best friend for 5 years >let's call him Dave >Dave has been in love with his childhood friend/crush since grade 1 >we'll call her Abigail > She is active in sports and has an excellent grade in uni >Abigail gets a boyfriend >dude is a gym Chad™ >Dave goes full rage mode >rants to me about how "Chads" steal all the girls and women only like jerks >Dave says Abigail's bf treats her like crap and sleeps with lot of women >actually met Abigail's bf >he's legit the nicest guy I've met >Christian, has never slept with women, devout but doesn't push it on anyone >major in peace studies and wants to become a charity worker abroad >dude even helped me out at the gym >went from skinny as hell to gaining 10kg in 2 months thanks to him >We play basketball together with his bros >Dave, meanwhile, is lazy, overweight, watches anime/LoL all day, and spams edgy s--- on 4chan >bro, get your act together Dave, I know you're reading this because you live on /b/. Abigail didn't pick her bf just because he's jacked. She picked him because he's actually a decent human being. Take a hard look at yourself and stop spreading lies about someone who's better than you in every way. Touch some grass, bro.

Anonymous 12/01/24(Sun)17:30:56 No.696094373 1.09 MB JPG >this will increase our sale revenue

pink >be me, pink floyd fan floyd the 31 KB JPG final out >1983 >new pink floyd album released >"the final cut >go out and buy record >return home >gee, let's hope it isn't about roger waters' dad dying again >start record >"tell me true, tell me why, was Jesus crucified" >great so far >"was it for this that... daddy died" >godfuckingdammit.png >rip pin off >fling record out window >well, hopefully they return to their usual quality next album

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Anonymous 112 KB JPG 12/28/22(Wed)17:20:15 No.891568658 >if you like d--- you're gay >women like d--- therefore they are gay >wanting sex with gays is gay >you want to have sex with women >therefore you are gay The jews got you all, fagits

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: Anonymous 12/29/22(Thu)02:58:56 No.178450538 calmly.jpg 111 KB JPG >HARRY DID YOU JUST WRITE ALL LIVES MATTERS IN THE FIRST FLOOR GIRLS LAVATORY? >JESUS CHRIST HARRY HALF OF HUFFLEPUFF WERE DUE TO DO THEIR GENDER CONFIRMATION IN THAT BATHROOM THAT NIGHT >THEY'RE ALL SWINGING FROM THE WOMPING WILLOWS HARRY, THE MINISTRIES SO FAR UP MY ASS THEY CHECKED MY GALL BLADDER FOR CYSTS >50 POINTS, THATS THE MOST I CAN AWARD GRIFFINDOR >He said calmly >>178455849 # >>178466514 # >>178466668 # >>178468840 #

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190 KB PNG >be me >or not be me : Anonymous : Anonymous >>886783083 (OP) # to kys or to kys on stream 10/05/22(Wed)00:34 10/05/22(Wed)00:38 >>886783083 (OP) # Lurk many, post few

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: Anonymous (ID: kDFdwd4f) 12/28/22(Wed)18:45:20 No.40999839 but Ron, that chocolate was mine... u better shut ur mouth u cheeky little c--- i swer to christ i'll hook u in the gabber m8 Cockney Potter.jpg 241 KB JPG >>409997953 (OP) # Maybe if you actually read the books, you'd know Hermoine has always been black you illiterate prole. Deathly Hallows page 234 paragraph 3 and I quote...... >"Voldemort is getting away on his broomstick Ron!" said Harry. >"Oh No Harry! How are we going to catch him " Ron replied. >Things looked dire indeed but just then Hermoine hollered at Harry and Ron from down the street. >"Yo crackers, I gots us some bikes now lets roll on that jive ass noseless m-----------!" >"Hermoine, where did you get these bicycles?" inquired Harry. >"Shieeeettttt....." replied Hermoine.

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File: 1460933417930.jpg (56 KB, 640x800) OP No matter how fast I run... I cannot run away from the pain.... >I trip and fall trying to enter my house >I get really scared in confrontation so I screamed something like "blarNEKNEK" >w-- did i just say >she just looks at me with disgust and starts to call the police i dont know what she says but i heard the word pervert Anonymous 04/23/16(Sat)23:17:22 No.680903636 >>680903871 >>680904036 >>680904294 >>680904352 >>680904545 >>680904616 >>680904621 >>680905661 >>680906362 >>680907520 >>680907912 >>680908066 >>680909314 >>680909325 >>680909716 >>680909773 >>680911860 >>680911876 >>680914047 >>680916711 >>680917567 >>680918768 ok im really scared right now i think the cops are coming >pee through my front door onto porch >do this often because it is easier than going to toilet >look around no one is watching >flow begins im honestly scared im not sure what is going to happen. can i tell the police it didnt happen? i think they might know i am lying because there is a pee stain on the wood from going there a lot please help >nice.mkv >all of the sudden i hear a small kid laughing from the right >mother and child walking >what the heck >mother sees me and becomes IRATE >she CHARGES ME OK WHAT THE F--- i am literally shaking i am scared because this is my moms house and they will call her if i get in trouble i am on the ground peering through the door and the cops are at my neighbors house that saw me Anonymous 04/23/16(Sat)23:34:02 No.680905887 >>680906023 >>680906163 >>680905673 dude I am not good with cops or violence or confrontation my mom said I might have autism but im not held back or anything Anonymous 04/23/16(Sat)23:34:55 No.680906023 >>680906163 >>68 >>680905887 (You) ...? What. Use the autism to your advantage. Anonymous 04/23/16(Sat)23:35:54 No.680906163 ► Antrymer23 V4/24/ 10(Junijo 1.00.01 190.000010072 File: 1456350034670.png (60 KB, 592x492) >this entire thread >>680917829 top blarNEKNEK Anonymous 04/24/16(Sun)01:04:27 No.680918081 File: 1438769120489.jpg (22 KB, 480x360) anonymous 04/24/16(Sun)01:57:21 No.680924742 ► IMG_3925.jpg (141 KB, 571x787) KB, nonymous 04/24/16(Sun)01:01:11 No.680917715 >>680917790 >>680905807 F--- this guy, punch the cop in the throat nonymous 04/24/16(Sun)01:01:55 No.680917790 ► >>680917715 blarNEKNEK that bastard e: 1460627229324.jpg (30 KB, 533x388) SILA >blarNEKNEK >blarNEKNEK We got ourselves a new meme comrades >say I'm autistic (which I'm not) >is autistic blarneknek mfw me that taceog (14 KB, 2406251) Anonymous 04/24/16(Sun)01:07:20 No.680918429 ► File: image.jpg (9 KB, 159x179) Anonymous 04/24/16(Sun)01:08:53 No.680918661 ► File: 1724171 1017720024911202 (...).jpg (19 KB, 271x400) das it mane >>680918429 >blarNEKNEK Anonymous 04/24/16(Sun)0 Anonymous 04/24/16(Sun)01:07:13 No.680918420 ► 1427932631943.jpg (1.28 N File: tmp_4921-1461382626637150(...).jpg (112 KB, 872x960) ymous U4/24/16(Sunj01:09:12 No.680918698 6-04-24 14.08.25.png (281 KB, 442x412) Follow your dreams. >blarNEKNE >>680015004 MY SIDES RIN ANOTHER DIMENSION nonymous 04/24/16(Sun)01:09:26 No.680918732 2343353e-5077-4fed-8892-e(...).jpg (24 KB, 600x436) >>680921586 ›larNEKNEK'd Anonymous 04/24/16(Sun) Anonymous 04/24/16(Sun)01:31:45 No.680921515123499086.jpg (184 image.jpg blarNEKN now blar NEK NEK >>I get really scared in confrontation so I screamed something like "blarNEKNEK >something like "blarNEKNEK Anonymous 04/24/16(Sun)00:37:36 No.680914743 >>680914925 >>680915146 >>680915400 >>680915423 >>680915627 File: IMG_3923.jpg (154 KB, 591x806) the cops left but they said they have to call my mom they were knocking at the door so i tried to act like I was going to sleep so i used this trick that i did when i was little i said "sleep, sleep, sleep" 3x out loud but it didn't work Anonymous 04/24/16(Sun)00:38:50 No.680914925 I File: peepee.png (23 KB, 684x830) ok they are knocking at my door and on my street and I am just laying in bed making grunting noises because you guys said to act retarded so thats what i am going to do please if anyone knows what to do i am really scared and do not want go to jail they seriously bust thru my front door and said what the heck were you doign to them I was stuttering and stuff but just said i am autistic (which im not) as a cover up and saw the pee thing in a video game and they believed me so im good Anonymous 04/24/16(Sun)01:50:31 No.680923842 ► Anonymous 04/24/16(Sun)01:10:58 No.680918 File: common_scub.jpg (10 KB, 181x182) >blarNEKNEK Anonymous 04/24/16(Sun)01:08:43 No.680918634 ► >>680914743 op ur of genuius >blarNEKNEK oh god please someone save this >>680903636 (OP) >what the heck Best thread in months thank you autistic op >>680917832 blarNEKNEK nymous 04/24/16(Sun)01:33:31 No.680921763 ► my mom came home and is telling the cops about me i have headphones in listenin to creed because it calms me down. there are 2 different cops here now i honestly don't give a heck who believes me this was one of the scariest nights of my life and thank you to the people who actually helped who said i should act retarded (im not) but it worked This thread made my day. s 04/24/16(Sun)00:50:41 No.6 Users DefApps App.pg (3 BlarNEKNEK AART 19038 QUEBECSAMERS.COM 658 >>680907698 >>680907922 >>680908002 >>680908330 >>680909314 >>680911860 inymous 04/23/16(Sa This is f------ gold Anonymous 04/24/16(Sun)01:37:22 No.680922239 ► >>680922065 >puts op and autistic in different categories 4 Anonymous 04/24/16(Sun)01:32:45 File: 1379381122037.gif (2.03 MB, 250x1 Anonymous 04/24/16(Sun)01:24:04 No.6809 Anonymous 04/24/16 (Sun)01:03:30 No.680917983nYyBgs(...).jpg (38 K File: 1458135410813.jpg (59 KB, 355x417) BlarNEKNEK blarNEKNEK >>680903636 (OP) >I screamed someth like "blarNEKNEK 1:34:39 No.68092190 Anonymous U4/24/16(Sun)1:02:15 NO.68091/8324010409400. (o nd, 230x219) File: the miracle of life.png (336 KB, 442x412) blarNEKNEK Anonymous 04/24/16(Sun)01:02:15 No.680917829 op literally blarneknke'd himself out of this >>680914743 > sleep, sleep, sleep > told them I am autistic > I'm not autistic >sleep, sleep, sleep Op, who are you trying to fool? Anony 1312831525132.jpg (56 KB, 768x576) >>680914743 >saw the pee thing in a video game blanNEKNEK >>680915904 >OP not autistic Anonymous 04/24/16(Sun)01:39 You are a legend op Anonymous 04/24/16(Sun)00:42:36 No.680915400 ▶ File: 1654190.jpg (4 KB, 200x200) Cam nymous U4/23/16(Sat)23:36:23 NO.686231 ▸ sSvjsm_400x400.jpg (18 KB, 400x400) >>680905452 this n---- goin to jail fam 04 (7 >>680914743 >"sleep, sleep, sleep" 3x out loud >>680903636 (OP) >blarNEKNEK ек Anonymous 04/24/16(Sun)01:59:15 No.680924995 ► disgusted.gif (83 KB, 395x281) >>680914743 >sleep, sleep, sleep 3x out loud but it didn't work >>680914743 "said I am autistic (which I'm not)" >pee through my front door onto porch >blarNEKNEK >>680924742 >listenin to creed onymous 04/24/16(Sun)01:21:21 No.680920259 ► creenshot_2016-04-23-21-18-29.png (1.39 MB, 1080x BlarNEKNEK Anonymous 04/24/16(Sun)00:57:20 No.680917229 ▸ ZOZHe hlarNEKNEK 16624

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>first day of university >see a guy talking with two girls >they are talking about "pink floyd">say "aaaaaa it's the black killed by cops" 97 KB JPG >They look at me >I feel awkward >girl says "no...it's not" >leave I cried that day, I didn't know that kind of boomer music exist, I'm from a Latin American country and I didn't even live in the city, how was i supposed to know? And I realized after that the watermelon on my shoulder made me look like a peasant. I still like it after anyways, but sometimes in "another back in the wall" I remember that moment and ruins the songs to me.

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 ⠀ onymous Settings Mobile Home 12/26/22(Mon)16:48:13 No.71556835 have two sides ...I'M PRETTY DARN CUTE. IMG_20221226_085834_831.jpg 59 KB JPG >be me >born in a white country >as an asian 1 Reply EA AH >male >and short (5'2 110lbs) >get called cute by women but too autistic to hold conversation >inherently shy and submissive What can I do robots? Is it over? View Thread : Anonymous 12/26/22(Mon)16:54:11 No.71556870 Might not be if you're still young and into dom mommy stuff. You'll probably find a cougar to pick you up. What kind of Asian are you? t.hafu

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: fnafff.jpg (561 KB, 1920x1080) SLETIC CATH Anonymous 12/28/22(Wed)14:42:24 No.622498609 ► >>622498762 >>62 >>622498971 >>622499140 >>622500469 >be zoomer >*get Silent Hill* >"eww so dumb, no jumpy jumps" >*get FNAF* >"OMG BEST GAME EVER THINGS JUMPED AT MY FACE AND I PEED" >> Anonymous 12/28/22(Wed)14:43:47 No.622498676 >makes up character >makes up thing for that character to say >gets mad about it

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