01/16/23(Mon)16:51:40 No.179320438 : Anonymous >>179317908 (OP) # >hiking in the Olympic National Rainforest >by myself >haven't seen anyone for hours >turn around a bend in the trail >see another guy a few strides ahead of me >we smile and nod to each other as we pass >he's alone too >turn around and pull out my pistol >shoot him in the back of the head >wait almost 5 minutes just staring at his body >drag him off the trail about a hundred yards down a small ravine >get back on the trail >walk to my car >drive home >never hear about a person who had gone missing on the trail that day I don't think he's ever been found to this day. >>179324799 # >>179327321 #

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Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)10:23:22 No.697372507 149_.jpg 33 KB JPG >Start having fun playing a game >Realize I'm 31 with no wife or kids and no job >Game is no longer fun Anonymous 12/15/24(Sun)10:25:23 No.697372593 >Start having fun playing a game >Realize I'm 31 with no wife or kids and no job >"Oh boy I get to play this game all night!" 80 KB JPG >>697374028 # >>697374591 # >>697375023 # >>697379734 # >>697382240 # >>697383223 # >>697384149 # >>697384560 # >>697384732 # >>697385573 # >>697385974 #

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: Anonymous 01/09/23(Mon)12:53:08 No.892323753 26 KB JPG I f----- up bros >friend convinces me to go to an indoor pool place because "no one will be there in the winter" >its packed >past 6 years of NEETing have done a number on my social abilities so really self conscious around crowds and girls >complain to my friend while anxiously scanning the building >too many girls >cant help but notice the absurd bikinis parents have their kids wearing these days >literally every single one >seeing real life lolis like this complete catches me off guard >while we are standing there two lolis walk right in front of us with their entire asses hanging out >before I even knew what I was doing I say "oh my god" out loud while staring directly at their butts >i can feel my friend look at me and I just randomly pick up my foot and say I stubbed my toe even though I wasnt moving >he doesnt say anything for like 20 seconds and asks if we should just go >I say yes >go back to his car and he drives me home >I bring up that my toe really hurts from stubbing it at the pool >he just doesnt say anything again and changes the topic How badly did I f--- up? Does he just know what I am now? Can I never talk to him again? I feel like I just ruined my life even though nothing really dramatic even happened 8 Replies View Thread

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It's time to break out the turbo vibrator 9000 | /r/Greentext

11/09/21(Tue)12:11:33 No.66089993 >gf cant c-- >she tells me nobody is able to make her c-- not even herself >havent had sex yet but have done other things >my technique is good I focus a lot on the clit and whatnot but what she always likes best is the fingering "come here" motion thing >it always builds easily, shes enjoying the s--- out of it and soon shes grabbing my hair and moaning loudly and curling her toes : Anonymous 41 KB PNG >but she just doesnt c--, the build up always just fades away and we start over again >she doesnt know why but shes just never been able to c-- >described it as "theres a build up and it's really good but theres no release it just never happens" Have any femanons out there had this problem? How did you fix it? Can you still maintain a good relationship even knowing I'm not man enough to make her finish?

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Anon's dad tries to cheer him up | /r/Greentext

File: Odab7e36bfa1481445b358447(...).jpg (179 KB, 1455x2048) Anonymous 01/16/23 (Mon)15:59:25 No.71851527 >>71851866 >>71853342 >nap together with the kittens cause feel to bleh to do anything else >dad gets back home >talks to me and asks me why im still sleeping >tell him I feel depressed >tells me that is making him sad >makes me feel guilty but idk how to fight it >asks me to watch a movie with him >get out of bed to do so >feed the kittens >we eat infront of the tv while watching some movie >he falls asleep >put a blanket over him time for a ciggy I wish I could stop being a downer so often and be more productive

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Anon escapes near movie experience | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 179317908 43.9 kB JPG 25 REPLIES 7 hr ago ... ITT: Real life experiences straight out of the movies >Riding the escalator at the mall. >Leaning over to look at the Christmas decorations. >Turn back and there is a dude in the same step as me, leaning over my shoulder. >He says "hey", I say it back. >"You're not a f-----, are you?" He asks. I say "no." >"Good. F--- those guys, am I right? Where are you going?" >Say "nowhere" and move off once we reach the floor. >He starts following me. >"You're going somewhere, nobody comes here for no reason. Where are you going?" >"Nowhere, man, I'm just hanging out." >Yells "DON'T LIE TO ME" and grabs my arm. >"Ok, I'm going to work" and enter the first store I see a clothing store. >"Are you sure you're not f-----?" >Ignore him, go in, kill some time in the back of the store. >Peek over at the front, he's still there, waiting for me. >Talk to an actual employee, he let's me sneak out in the back and call security. >The dude senses something is wrong and vanishes. >Decide to leave, but as I reach the door a voice fills the air. >"COME BACK HERE, F-----" >It's the dude, sprinting towards me while holding a metal trash bin. >Bolt out of there straight into a bus. >The dude chases after the bus, but can't keep up, so he throws the metal can at it. >Last thing I see before the bus turns the corner is mall security tackling the guy. From what I've later heard, he was high on drugs and got arrested for causing a disturbance. 27 IMAGES REPLY

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Anon tries to look on the bright side. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/16/23(Mon)21:55:30 No.71855352 74 KB JPG >be born a twink >smallish d--- around 6 inches >become gay because of experiences in middle school yeah now i want big a---- muscular men to dominate me sadly we dont have that in my state just fat retards and methheads 01/16/23(Mon)22:12:47 No.71855489 : Anonymous >>71855352 (OP) # Could be worse anon, you couldve been born fat

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Anon discovers 4chan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 91 KB JPG 01/16/23(Mon)20:04:55 No.71854245 >post on 4chan once >instantly get adorable fawny trans gf who begs me to breed her >talks constantly about how she wants me to grope her t--- and ass >watch her come twice hands free from me describing how im going to pin her wrists against her headboard and ravish her until she cant even think straight >constantly sending me nudes in exchange for praise 1 Reply >buying me a birthday present next week with her money she makes from crypto mining my life is so f------ easy Imfao, i cant believe ive been wasting my time on fellow normies when i could just be picking up autistic trans chicks. View Thread 01/16/23(Mon)20:05:41 No.71854255 Anonymous >>71854245 (OP) # my man bragging about getting something as easy as gay sex.

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Polish education system | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: TrMqFEvJ 01/03/23(Tue)01:33:30 No.410639017 vag cja liczebności kobiet do mezczyzn w umowy.. prawdopodobieństwo, że losowo wybrany junior z ESSA dostąpi awansu zawodowego w najbliższym roku. 12. Zawodowy snajper ukraiński trafia ruskiego ,żołnierza" (czyli: oku- panta) ze skutecznością 90%. Obliczyć prawdopodobieństwo, że w 10 nieza- leżnych podejściach snajper wyeliminuje co najmniej 8 ruskich okupantów. W rachunkach wykorzystać odpowiedni warsztat zmiennych losowych. 99A218B7-7670-4836-B85E-DC0B56A60D47.jpg 58 KB JPG Meanwhile in Polish high schools >Professional Ukrainian sniper hits a Russian ,,soldier" (meaning: invader) with a success rate of 90%. Calculate the probability that in 10 independent tries the sniper eliminates at least 8 Russian invaders. Use proper random variables in your calculations. holy kek >>410639175 # >>410639189 # >>410639206 # >>410639366 # >>410639428 # >>410639563 # >>410639594 # >>410639665 # >>410639671 # >>410639701 # >>410639721 #

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Anon becomes a femboy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 234 KB JPG 01/16/23(Mon)21:46:11 No.892766144 1 Reply >be me >average straight guy, a little submissive but nothing else >start reading green texts for fun and see femboy stuff >decide to look into femboy p--- Flash forward 2 months >have cravings to be pegged and f----- while treated like a toy >want to be forced fem or forced to be properly >want to stop but I can't, I want to be under someone's desk giving them pleasure you did this to me, I can't go back View Thread

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Anon is THE HOBGOBLIN | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 22 KB JPG 01/06/22(Thu)18:57:23 No.870097154 >Some friends I played games with used to call me goblin due to my nose and small stature >didn't see them for about 3 years >started to workout since then >got really buff >saw them again yesterday >now they call me hobgoblin View Thread

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Anon's fox wife | /r/Greentext

I want my fox wife back Anonymous 2 hours ago No.892754137 3c6e05b705607bb88ea4dc28e3b20f2ef80144... [Hide] (57KB, 540x360) >cuddle fox wife >wake up crying "I WANNA GO BACK!" life hasn't been the same >be me >don't dream that much >have a hard time going to sleep >watches documentaries on PBS to help me sleep >documentary about foxes is playing >aww.mp3 >falls asleep watching it >dream about being a fox >there are other foxes there >I can understand them >I have a fox wife and two fox kids (one male other female) >have fox dinner with fox family >go to bed in the dream

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1/ 32 KB JPG 01/16/23(Mon)23:51:01 >hardly any women are attracted to me No.71852807 >when they are they're obsessed with me to the point it's impossible to have a normal relationship with them w--???

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Anon should get married | /r/Greentext

File: mp,504x516.gloss.f8f8f8.t-pad.600x6(...).jpg (27 KB, 600x600) My GF Wont have sex with me Anonymous 01/16/23(Mon)23:57:39 No.71852864 [Reply] >>71852968 >>71853152 >>71853341 >>71853647 >Be me. Have GF of 1 year. Live together >GF stops having sex with me. Get turned down >each time. Ask her why there is no more sex >"you're not being affectionate enough anon" >"you're not being nice enough to me anon" >be affectionate and cuddle her each time she >wants affection. Go out of my way to be nice. >every time I initiate sex still get rejected >ask her why. >"I'm not a piece of meat anon". >Still no sex after doing what GF asked. >Sexual frustration means I cant function at >work. Fantasise about going to prostitutes It's worse than being single bros, having the p---- there but being denied Why are women like this?

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