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Anonymous 10/13/14(Mon)04:20:18 No.23199298>23199318 >>23199324 >>23199336 >>23199374>>23200501 >>23200554>>23208091 >>23209359 >>23209976 >Going out with buddies to collect some hunting supplies. >F--- buying doe urine, we go to the source. >With ropes and determination. >Manage to force a smaller doe to the ground and have her roped in seconds. >Buddy produces a vial, and funnel to catch any splashes. >He starts to finger this doe and I look at him like "w-- you doin?" >"Urine is good and all, but were gonna get us some of her sex as a lure." >k.jpg. >He tells me to get something out of his pack, I will know what it is when I see it. >It's an egg vibrator. >"I just hope the wife don't notice it gone." >"Now get in here and get her workin." >The doe is of course thrashing like crazy at this point, but years of rodeo have her properly tied. >After an hour of forcing her to orgasm we untie her and leave. >She hardly seems to even know we untied her, only breathing on the ground. S---'s effective, I will give him that. I just hope he replaced the vibrator. Anonymous 10/13/14(Mon)04:23:39 No.23199318 ► >>23199328 >>23199298 The f--- did I just read? Anonymous 10/13/14(Mon)04:24:43 No.23199324 >>23199298 >/k/ goes into the scent lure business Anonymous 10/13/14(Mon)04:28:14 No.23199336 ► >>23199395 File: deer-buck.jpg (50 KB, 654x368) >>23199298 Anonymous 10/13/14(Mon)04:54:07 No.23199460 >>23199480 >>23199494 >>23199445 That shouldn't make me this hard. Anonymous 10/13/14(Mon)04:34:47 No.23199374 ► >>23199403 >>23199410 >>23199298 There's a line between animal husbandry and b---------, and I think your buddy went flying over it on a 4 wheeler at 200 mph. Jesus christ man. >>2014 >>hunting deer >>Not using your superior skills to subdue and f--- them It works both ways man. >>subdue bucks during rut >>introduce the wonders of prostate stimulation A season or two later... Anonymous 10/13/14(Mon)04:38:47 No.23199395 ► >>23199445 >>23199336 >a forest full of sex starved bucks My boner can't handle it. tfw you control the local population by reducing all the viable doe to worn out shuddering messes. Pic related, bucks faces when all the good p---- is at your place or already screwed ragged. Anonymous 10/13/14(Mon)04:51:08 No.23199445>>23199447 >>>23199460 >>23199395 >>biggest bucks fighting in your yard over who gets to get nailed first >>disregard doe, acquire d--- Anonymous 10/13/14(Mon)04:42:22 No.23199410 ► >>23199422 >>23199374 >j------- horses and collect the c-- You're a horse breeder >get a boner from it Party van time Anonymous 10/13/14(Mon)02:13:40 No.23198283 ► >>23198337 >>23208091 >Goes from hunting setups to deer f------ fetishes. /k/ everyone. Anonymous 10/13/14(Mon)20:46:35 No.23208091 >>23208273 >>23197707 >>23197729 >>23197785 >>23197806 >>23197930 >>23198032 >>23198275 >>23198283 >>23198337 >>23198422 >>23198507 >>23198518 >>23198524 >>23198571 >>23199012 >>23199064 >>23199136 >>23199181 >>23199298 /k/ godamn it is Monday night for goodness sake Anonymous 10/13/14(Mon)21:01:40 No.23208273 >>23208091 Can't handle your boner on a Monday night?

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