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: Anonymous "WHAT'S THE MATTER IRONYBOY, TAFRAID YOU MIGHT FEEL SOMETHING Sincerity HOBGOBLIN 1.12 MB PNG 11/21/21(Sun)13:46:02 No.23260936 >Be me, start suffering from problems I suspect may be caused by diabetes. >Go to doctor to get help. >Oh anon, are you really diabetic? Well if you can live for a year without insulin I suppose I'll put you on the waiting list. >Self-med using dog pancreas extracts from Ukraine to avoid dying. >Finally get approved and given insulin by doctor. >Family discovers I'm taking insulin and disowns me. >Some guy on a discord server is talking about how he is tired all the time and constantly dehydrated and pissing constantly. Obvious signs of diabetes. >Tell him he might be diabetic. >Someone shouts "Stop watching p--- and fapping, it'll get better trust me." >Get s--- on for trying to "Insulinpill" the guy. Why are things this ridiculous?

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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suffering builds character suffering builds character suffering builds charest: suffering builds character 46 KB JPG 02/11/23(Sat)11:10:52 No.17025306 > be me > was bullied my whole childhood > few friends > something is wrong > being sad, depressed and nervous almost every day > i got attention from girls since my childhood but now I cant handle it cant have sex > whenever a girl starts undressing herself in the bed I feel more and more depressed and confused Overthinking this every time > "Why would someone be vulnerable in front of me and allow me to see her naked body? Is this supposed to make me horny? Why am i not horny?" > Whenever I am with a girl I dont even get hard then I go home and c-- 5 times thinking about her > I got good sex once. I was so drunk that I couldnt think and talk and this girl was riding me. It was perfect but sober I cant even ger hard in front of them I actually dont feel anything with girls. When they undress I dont feel anything inside. When I watch p--- I get actually horny, I already tried gay p--- if I am not gay but it disgusts me. I am not an asexual.

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Anon based his views on religion off an askreddit thread | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 07Aklajd) 12/17/22(Sat)07:47:49 No.408654655 I deliberately created a world full of things that I do not like and now I am mad. How could this be happening to me? 1668381146483204.png 158 KB PNG >I WILL MAKE IT SO THERE ARE SO MANY GOOD THINGS TO ENJOY >BUT YOU CAN'T ENJOY THEM...BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T, OKAY? >AND I WON'T TELL ANYONE THE TRUTH, BUT THERE WILL BE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF INCOMPATIBLE BELIEFS, RELIGIONS AND DENOMINATIONS >YOU JUST FIGURE OUT THE RIGHT ONE YOURSELF There is no place for religion in the modern world.

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Anonette finds the cure to inceldom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 87 KB JPG 06/13/21(Sun)09:10:14 No.21023113 >transitioned a year ago >cis male friends treated me exactly the same as always >they were hanging out at my house one day >they were telling me about their bad luck with women >told them I would happily sleep with them if they wanted to >they all told me I'm a weirdo and pretended they weren't interested >eventually all three of them approached me for some sexy stuff individually >did sexual things of varying degrees with all of them >now they all treat me like a girl and are extra delicate with me Sucking d--- is all it takes, huh?

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Anon asks if he made it | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 38 KB JPG 03/14/22(Mon)14:20:42 No.65904504 >getting mired at the gym more >notice girls looking at me almost every time I go >a couple have talked to me first >this is after years of almost no attention, even ridicule >I've had to put so much work in to get here >at this point it feels like if they f--- me they win >girl approached me today at the squat rack >asks me about lifting and how long I've been going >she gets really close, almost in my face >she's trying to act cute >I finally say to her I'm not into trans girls >she briskly replys she isn't trans and thanks me for the advice >she walks off hiding her pain Did I "make it"? The rest of my workout felt amazing, I even thought I looked better in the mirror

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Anon is not satisfied | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat) 14:48:32 No.894184884 PORTKEY GAMES HOGWARTS LEGACY D243DC28-9676-4263-9593-33818CCDC5F0.jpg 291 KB JPG >Game comes out >Trannies screech that you're a bad person if you play it >Literally not a single person gives a f--- and the game sells a ridiculous amount >Trannies seeth that their boycott embarrassingly failed. >Trannies start posting game spoilers to get back at the people telling them to f--- off, thinking that's the ultimate retaliation. Jesus Christ, at this point it's pathetic.

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Anon has a dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/23(Fri)18:08:00 No.34051621 >>34051483 dream: >be me, 19 >one day I seriously p----- off my younger sister (18) 1.84 MB JPG >she wasn't happy about it >she kicked me in my balls making me kneel before her >then she shrunk me to about 4 inches and grabbed me in her hand >she looked at me with a grin on her face >and forced me into her p---- >she used me as a dildo >until she orgasmed hard >then she pushed me all the way deep inside her >and shrunk me to the size of a grain of sand >I heard her laughing somewhere above me >then she started to shrink me even more... I woke up scared af

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Anon goes shopping with his step sis | /r/Greentext

Anonymous It says you're a f-----. >be me >f-- >talking with step sis about guys and s--- >bring up that i once wore a bra and panties for a guy >she gets exited >wants to go shopping to get me womens OP 105 KB JPG 1 Reply clothes >wasnt into the first time >not really my thing but agree to it for some reason Why did I agree 02/10/23(Fri)17:05:42 No.72171543 Anonymous >>72171543 (OP) # Bc you are a t-----. View Thread 02/10/23(Fri) 17:24:56 No.72171728

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Anon doesn't like weed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous REEEEEE 454 KB GIF 01/21/23(Sat)07:27:55 No.10237980 >>10237933 # >smoking in the same room as my Lego BEGONE JUNKIE W---- >>10238084 # >>10238886 #

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Can somebody confirm if this is real? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: qsN/rMt0) 02/11/23(Sat)11:29:20 No.415713858 Hogwarts-Legacy-Sirona-Ryan-1024x588.jpg 42 KB JPG >one t----- character in the game >it's a ChrisChan phenotype with a large adam's apple, cringe dialogue, and obscenely doesn't pass >name is "Miss Ryan" >trannies went into the code and found out that the NPC character model's name is "MrGirl" >>415714558 # >>415717300 # >>415718108 #

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Harry Potter in the land of Freedom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 500 KB GIF No.38908390 08/19/18(Sun)12:23:37 Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGS and a Kevlar-weave stab- vest, carrying a SPAS-12. And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal. Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger? Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova. Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound. I can see it now... Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his c-------- butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series: "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1." And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

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Anon had a night to remember. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous MAN 67 KB JPG 1 Reply 02/10/23(Fri)22:54:18 No.894171762 >wake up after night of drinking >puke next to me >no pants and underwear down did i lose my virginity bros : Anonymous >>894171762 (OP) # View Thread 02/10/23(Fri)23:08:44 No.894172348 >man No, that is a horse. >did i lose my virginity bros More likely you took them off to piss or s--- in your drunken stupor. Look for signs though.

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Anon likes papa john | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 00 455 KB PNG 02/11/23(Sat)20:07:16 No.894181978 >be me, p--- addict >masturbate 5-6 times a day >one day out of nowhere get flooded with memories of the Papa Louie Games >Nostalgia kicks in, begin playing Papa's Wingeria >get obsessed with the game >don't have time to j------- Papa Louie cured my p--- addiction

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: Anonymous "WHAT'S THE MATTER IRONYBOY, TAFRAID YOU MIGHT FEEL SOMETHING Sincerity HOBGOBLIN 1.12 MB PNG 11/21/21(Sun)13:46:02 No.23260936 >Be me, start suffering from problems I suspect may be caused by diabetes. >Go to doctor to get help. >Oh anon, are you really diabetic? Well if you can live for a year without insulin I suppose I'll put you on the waiting list. >Self-med using dog pancreas extracts from Ukraine to avoid dying. >Finally get approved and given insulin by doctor. >Family discovers I'm taking insulin and disowns me. >Some guy on a discord server is talking about how he is tired all the time and constantly dehydrated and pissing constantly. Obvious signs of diabetes. >Tell him he might be diabetic. >Someone shouts "Stop watching p--- and fapping, it'll get better trust me." >Get s--- on for trying to "Insulinpill" the guy. Why are things this ridiculous?

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