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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @NotReallyaDr Heartwarming: Orphan crushing factory kept open during labor shortage by hiring orphans to crush themselves! ABC News @abcnews. Apr 7 Jam factory in tiny town solves labour shortage by employing primary school kids abc.net.au/news/2023- 04-0... 12:46 PM · Apr 8, 2023 · 364 Views

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Beeb NEWS@killhalftheorphans Breaking: Orphan killed in orphan crushing machine Orphan liker @killingorphansisbad This is awful. We need to destroy the orphan crushing machine so that this can't happen again Orphan hater @orphansareicky Disgusting, using the death of an orphan for your political agenda. this is why I hate Orphan likers and everyone else should too

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“Sorry guys, we know we promised it, and we really wanted to include orphan crushing machine regulation in this bill, but the parliamentarian said we couldn’t :/ maybe next time”

CAN CNN @CNN - Nov 20, 2021 13-year-old uses his Make-A-Wish to feed his city's homeless for a year cnn.com When granted a 'Make-A-Wish,' this 13-year-old chose to feed his ci... When Adeola "Abraham" Olagbegi discovered his bone marrow transplant was successful, he was granted any wish of his choice. 1,079 tl 9,056 28 Saul T. @SaulTortellini - Nov 21, 2021 199 Abraham's Table t 5,191 36.9K Good Take Tony @ToeKneeP18 Anosognosiogenesis Sep 24 Every heartwarming human interest story in america is like "he raised $20,000 to keep 200 orphans from being crushed in the orphan- crushing machine" and then never asks why an orphan-crushing machine exists or why you'd need to pay to prevent it from being used. ₁ 44.3K la ↑ Carlito ★★ @Cartilos - Nov 22, 2021 "We can't just make the orphan crushing machine disappear overnight, ok. We have to vote for candidates that support orphan crushing machine regulation and hopefully they'll write a bill and we'll have enough votes to potentially limit the amount of orphan crushing" 10 t 55 ♡ 1,080 la "Sorry guys, we know we promised it, and we *really wanted to include orphan crushing machine regulation in this bill, but the parliamentarian said we couldn't :/ maybe next time" 7:34 AM - Nov 22, 2021

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Anosognosiogenesis @pookleblinky Sep 24, 2020 Every heartwarming human interest story in america is like "he raised $20,000 to keep 200 orphans from being crushed in the orphan-crushing machine" and then never asks why an orphan-crushing machine exists or why you'd need to pay to prevent it from being used. 43.3K 252 8 982 . Anosognosiogenesis @pookleblinky Sep 24, 2020 And then, when you ask why the orphan-crushing machine even exists, americans act bewildered that the large hydraulic device with a chute labelled INSERT ORPHANS HERE could be mistaken for an orphan- crushing machine 7 149.4K Anosognosiogenesis @pookleblinky . 11.9K la ₁ Anosognosiogenesis @pookleblinky - Sep 24, 2020 "you put orphans in, as the label suggests. It crushes them. It's even named the Orphanhammer 2000." 소 Only if you're foolish enough to put orphans in it, the american responds. t 610 9,334 امار And if you ask why they, knowing this, continue to put orphans into the orphan-crushing machine, the american will be baffled at the idea that you wouldn't use an orphan-crushing machine. "It's right there. Would be a waste if you didn't use it." 11:03 PM . Sep 24, 2020

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Anosognosiogenesis @pookleblinky Every heartwarming human interest story in america is like "he raised $20,000 to keep 200 orphans from being crushed in the orphan- crushing machine" and then never asks why an orphan-crushing machine exists or why you'd need to pay to prevent it from being used. 10:56 PM. Sep 24, 2020

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