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Lib left, your ideals are really sensible in this day and age. Jk haha lol... unless | /r/Political...
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![The Hittite The Egyptian priest The Akhenaten The Soomer The Elamite The Assyrian > Egypt stop this. I'm dead. You are only hurting yourself by believing I'm still alive. Carry on our legacy instead! Remember to be as pedantic as possibile in | counting every grain and goat traded! Also be wary of.. >NOO0000!!! >Hey Egypt! Egypt! Eeeegypt! >Thinks his War chariots are the > Boring version of persia, nobody actually knows who they are anymore. >Considered great by some historians to just because they babylon once (lol) You are alone, child. There is You can't make only darkness for you, and only death for your people. These rients Nations are just the nning. I will command a : and terrible army, and we narch to a billion kingdoms. ill march until every light een extinguished. You are 1g, child, but I am beyond egypt into a monotheist state! Nobody even best >won't shut up about having sacked babylon seem hip sacked > 50/50 chance knows Aten! Do (you realize you returning egypt into a theocratic their king is f------ insane >Great power, "Yes, let's sponsor a rebellion against Assyria,what could \go wrong?"(a lot) Loses to Sea ngth. I am the end, and I e come for you. Yes. NO NO NO0O! PLS рeople DON'T LEAVE ME!!! Police state?!!? The Persian The Boomer of Akkad The Philistinian The Israelite The Babylonian The New Kingdom > Based? Redpilled? GamerGate? > Literally who? >HOW DARE YOU CLAIM THAT YOU ARE NATIVE! > "F--- OFF, THIS IS MY LAND! > Feminism!? SJW!? Marxists!? >..w-- is a muh slim? >l'm a what!!? Friends > Lives in the level laws,that any halfwit can create, the state law? >oh wow, they think me >His Power keeps getting eroded by the priesthood after Old Kingdom Glory day WE WERE HERE FIRST!!! WE ARE Mountains NATIVES!!! STOP WE ARE THE LOCALS GENOCIDING US HERE!!! THIS IS AND JUSTYANG IT OUR PROMISED IN YOUR RACIST with count Dankula!!? >Has to marry his flat- >Uknown even chested sister to keep blood pure, Prefers big breasted >EU bad!!!? some great lawmaker northern women Autocracy Bad!!? >Most boring records in all of ancient history to the medes >"Oh great Pharaoh, my master, pls give me gold" LAND THAT YHWH GAVE TO BOOK. YOU HAVE US, THE CHOSEN NO RIGHTS HERE!! PEOPLE! NOT YOU STUPID PA... UKIP?!?!? >Maybe we should tolerate each other guys? SJW cringe -every vassal > "Yes Honey, I will go to syria to fight again. . For the 17th Time PROPAGANDA >gets city destroyed and then rebuilt by the >The f--- you talking about? C'mon, we have an empire to assyrian A >didn't even make create! AND.. >Has to wear the same clothing that his great(x24) Grandpa wore Hy adine ce his world wonder The Mede |The Indus Valley The Scribe The Mitanni |>Culture held the giving away of daughters in high prestige The Kushite The A---- >His religion is an allegory for his conquest of india over lesser men > Permanently confirms his heirs dominance by >related to the Scythian, eww Boomer >scanf( "%d ", number of grain, sheep, rye.) > Likes egypts culture, builds impressive > Defeats the (The Ultimate Cuck) >Claims he came from the Misterious City of Assyrians, rules for barely 50 years. Mohenjo-Daro. pyramids > Still called "Vile Kushite" in EgyYpt|creating a caste >Used to Rule Yeah ok, grandpa. >I [insert ruler Nover Assyria >Claims that there was >Used to... name], Great >only time of independece, no war in his day > Fell even >Says that everyone was equal and there was no class (b-------) King, King of "Kings, King of Lands, King of >Pyramids destroyed by an Italian for gold system favouring his decedents > "who tf is Hitler!?", will become before the bronze age . collapse... kurds later on the Universe... The Wrangel Island Mammoth >still alive by 2000BC The Dorian >Will invade the Mycenean The Minoan GF The Aramean The EA-Nasir The Mycenean >Gives you low quality copper >Treats you and your messanger with contempt >Keeps all the complaint tablets at home to laugh at > T--- out all the time >Trades her "goods" |>Thought he was going to be >After enslaving the population, His will be the only >Will wage constant warfare, engange in piracy and trade. the new invader in the near east >Can't stop tooting all the time >Wants a society that values women and become like >TOOOOT >oh f---, are those canoes? Phe will take their epic to survive the period for a long time, even though it was passed down orally. the Kassites culture aswell. Reject Modernity, Return to Mammoth? >Actually becomes the and to show >whenever we >Will cuck you with the ultra-conservative Mycenean Chud, dominance. think of the lliad or of ancient Assyrian king's Punching bag and is the subject of assyrian victory steeles >Kings were such assholes, that even in an age of kings greece, we'll be the people rose up in revolt thinking of him, to kill them. The Royal Artist The Cimmerian > Litteraly who? The Luwian (Troy) The Alashyian Yes QUEEN! Of course you can Islander cheat on your husband The Phrygian The Lydian >ls forced to carve historical or religious scenes, with gods and kings. Would starve or be flayed if he did otherwise > Rich, but not as rich as>MONEY MONEY >Literally created money >Currency was on gold standard >Croesus was rich > Very rich in the Lydian > Tries to attack copper >ls an european +Literally Created Assyria: gets > Annoys even the Hittites >Will let >Has to depict the King Much larger and manlier than everyone else as the stereotype of -Literally Created massacred. anyone use it decadent easterners Money ,>Nobody even |>Will get conquered >"Haha, Free'd slave" by the Persian due >Will let > Exists only kto be replaced by the Scythians knows them anyone use her to Camels... City Destroyed x 9 > "The Assyrians are invading >Would Much rather paint a Neo-Expressionist postminimalist painting >Sea People NOO000 again!" The Germanic The Shardana The Akkadian Merchant The Phoenician Wizard/Priest The Scythian The Urartu Warlord > Does nothing of| >Gets low quality copper ingots > Very rich from trade (hahaha what a loser) >Actually Attacks Assyria Instead of Hiding in his city |>Literally Called the Horde from note before or >Gets insulted by Ea-Nasir >Literally only achievement is creating a weird ass alphabet that will never take on. >Consumes Shrooms >*Brings Forth the Dark Ages* who knows where after >Has to travel >Wanders the land through war zones (Ununmanda) >Wreck an Assyrian king, together >Highest point of Armenian Civilization > But when > State thinks he is a smuggler *NURACWE >practices human he does, \he will end the World >ls in constant IS MY CITY sacrifice >Rich only due to purple seashells >Gets conquered by anybody >in times of crisis, \finds minors hot.. with his whole army state of >Hat Calendar >Owes Ea-Nasir >UUUUUAAAUU Warfare a mina of silver >this happens UUUUUUHHHH AAAHUUUUU >has to deal with the >ls trying to find >Wife & Daughter the hobbits every 3000 would rather be Cimmerian years... with Ea-Nasir](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/263/638/8f5.png "6x6 compass of the ancient world | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes")
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