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>89P13 its over, for I have depicted you as a soi wojak, making you the buffon, the fool. With this winning move at play, its time for you to give in, P13, end this charade. Or need I soi wojak you again, perhaps quoting something you said too now? Certainly you do not wish for such a fate.

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Anonymous >Be me >Cursed to be a Britbong >Shopping in Morrisons, it's a middle of the road supermarket, kinda crap but it's close so I go there >Tard starts roaring two aisles over by the frozen chips. Not gonna lie it's an impressively metal, kinda throat singing sort of HHHHRAAAAAARRRGHH noise and he clearly loves it >Ignore tard and look for wine offers > HHHHRAAAAAARRRGHH shutterstock.com-37322248 05/30/23(Tue)20:09:27 No.900131728 21 KB JPG >Security guy runs past with a broom >sounds of consternation and distress - "I think he went this way" and "he's behind the freezer" >Is this why he bought the broom? Am I going to see a tard chased out of Morrisons with a broom? > HHHHRAAAAAARRRGHH >"Hes coming your way!" > HHHHRAAAAAARRRGHH >H-------- it's happening >they're looking long under the freezers. Clearly too small a space for a tard that can make a noise like that >it's a squirrel, the tard is nothing to do with it >Disappointed >Pay for wine, leave store >would have been f------ hilarious though > HHHHRAAAAAARRRGHH

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11:04 Board/po/ - Papercraft & Origami Accelerate Your Earnings [Advertise on 4chan] 1.53 MB JPG : Anonymous 05/31/23(Wed)11:03:43 No.613434 >be me age 4 >Find paper >What to do.jpg >Quickly master it >4 years later Return >Open yt >Find new fangled paper use called origami >Curious.wav >Begin learning >Have entire cabinet of origami >Begin designing my own models > Life complete Origami is the best artform ||| Settings Mobile Home Post a Reply till 68% Catalog Top Update O Auto Replies: 0 / Images: 0 / Posters: 1 / Page: ? < मं

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Anonymous Lasang 05/22/23 (Mon)10:12:13 No.10802412 majincarnate Today at 2:56 AM garfield you fat cat! why are you so big and fat! garf Today at 2:56 AM Lasang Screenshot_20230511_213048_Instagram.jpg 146 KB JPG

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3h (5/30 19:37) 185744094 39 Re . 6 Img PNG 262KB (646 x 595) 1667085400759521.png 14 Replies >16 >me and a friend went to see hunger games >the theater was almost empty >old man sitting in a different row spots us and walks over and sits down next to me >the lights dim >trailer for some s----- miley cyrus movie starts >old man turns to me: "you like miley? you think she's sexy, don't you" >i freak out a little, his breath is horrendous as well >he grabs my thigh and rubs it >"does she get you hard, huh?" >i turn and push his hand away, literally yell STOP while my voice cracks and everything >he winces, and goes back to his seat lads that was close 3h (5/30 19:39). 185744142 2 Replies >>185744094 (OP) nice blog post, f--

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>be 9 >be horny as f--- >neighbors >get idea dog always came over >neighbors dog on our front lawn, as usual >lead dog to backyard >I'll get her to lick my d--- >pull out d--- >present to dog >dog repeatedly ignored d--- >need a way to get dog to lick >get idea >go inside to refridgerator >get pepperoni >go outside to dog >put pepperoni on d--- >dog immediately bites d--- >d--- bleeds a bit >never again

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Anonymous Há 47 minutos 2 REPLIES 63038692 >be king >my people invent something and present it to me >it's a "camera" >it takes "pictures" out of a tube >a tube >takes square pictures >w-- >hang country for witchcraft

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Anon gets cancer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 749949132 22.8 kB JPG 2 min. ago.. >Be me, 25 >gf works w/ the police force, so do i >we make a list of kinky s--- we want to do in our life. >last week at check up get told I have terminal cancer >family and gf devastated >remember list >tell gf we should do the top kinky thing on the list >gf wants to have sex in the sewers >mfw >whatever, only 3 months to live anyway >sneak out at night >go to sewers >have sex >lets me c-- in her >s--- was cash >moral of the story is >f--- the police >coming straight from the underground

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Anon is Motivated | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I know. 05/30/23(Tue)18:04:38 No.71126441 Pathetic. E73E6FB2-2B97-4BC0-84E0-041FFDD89E3D.jpg 109 KB JPG I'm motivated by the people around me all the time. >haha, anon, I could never diet like that >I could never go to the gym that much >never train that hard >never get up so early >never do that >never lift that >I could never be like you : Anonymous >>71126475 # >>71126508 # >>71127443 # 05/30/23(Tue)18:08:35 No.71126475 >>71126441 # I must achieve this mindset

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https://boards.4channel.org/x/thread/28501551 Anonymous 05/14/21(Fri)03:00:06 No.28519436 >>28519549 >>28519598 >>28505770 something similar happened to me in early 2000s >be me 12 years old >parents recently divorced mom and I her r new boyfriend (was a cool guy) found a house nearby and rented it >got my own room there even though i only stayed on weekends there was something off about this house to this day thinking about it still creeps me out >mom >always felt like something was watching me but brushed it off since i was easily scared by movies/stories/etc >very frequently there would be a large flock of crows (maybe ravens idk) all sitting on the roof of the house but only on 1 side (above my 2nd floor bedroom) >they would only be on our roof, not on any neighbors and not on any trees or phone lines >every now and then there would be scratching in the attic right above my room >just assumed it was squirrels or raccoons or something but still spooked me this is where it it gets gets spooky >one night the scratching was a lot more hurried and louder like something was trying to dig through the ceiling and was directly above my bed >f--- this grabbed my pillow and blanket and went to sleep on the floor of my moms and her bfs room >scratching followed me and they heard it too >after a few minutes it stopped >suddenly their tv speaker (which was turned off) BLASTED the sound of a woman screaming followed by laughing >mom and her bf moved out and found a new place later that week >found out later there were 3 suicides in that house since the 60s (was built in the 60s) honestly the s--- that happened there is why i believe in the paranormal Anonymous 05/14/21(Fri)03:10:20 No.28519549 ► >>28519436 another event that happened there (this was 2 or 3 months before story just posted) >be my mom >come home from bar after work on a tuesday night >reheat left overs, watch some tv in the livingroom then head upstairs to go to bed are off so its dark (light switch for the staircase was at top of stairs) >lights >walking up stairs when suddenly WHAM someone hits her with what supposedly felt like a baseball bat >tumble down stairs spraying blood everywhere >fall unconscious after hitting floor, wake up almost an hour later to her boyfriend slapping her face to wake her up >pool of blood that came out of her head >call ambulance and police, they understandably suspected domestic abuse and took bf in for questioning >he was at work when it happened time stamped security footage and everything >no of forced entry no sign >only plausible explanation was that my mom was drunker than she thought and rammed her head into the podium part of the bannister at top of stairs >mom swore she wasnt that drunk (i believe her shes doesnt like drinking a lot especially on work nights) >no blood was on the podium, only on the wall behind it and the stairs and floor we would also hear footsteps in the upstairs hallway fairly frequently, even i would hear it at least once a week even though i only was there on weekends f--- the guy that rented out that place no way he didnt know it was haunted Anonymous 05/14/21(Fri)03:15:37 No.28519598 ▶ >>28519436 built in the 50s*

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nonymous Wed 10 May 2023 09:53:43 No.34748117 Report oted By: >>34748137 >>34751118 Horror of noon Anonymous Wed 10 May 2023 07:43:11 No.34747353 Quoted By: >>34747513 >>34748117 >>34748181 >>34750392 >>34750539 >> >>34755066 >>34755241 >>34755295 >>34756471 Post your pictures, stories, anything related to the horror of noon. >>34747353 >>34747513 While I agree that OP needs to touch grass, the phenomenon of "horror of noon" I believe is derided from normal places with not a single cloud in the sky. Which is interesting, because I read in a local legends book a long time ago that spirits freely make roam on those cloudless days, presumably because the stillness and consistency of the air makes going about as a spirit much less cumbersome. onymous Wed 10 May 2023 09:57:21 No.34748137 Inonymous Wed 10 May 2023 10:08:43 No.34748217 Report oted By: >>34748217 >>34748137 nonymous Wed 10 May 2023 15:24:53 No.34750382 Report horrors of Noon is based. I love walking during the cloudless summer days and feeling the fear Anonymous Wed 10 May 2023 16:18:08 No.34750754 Quoted By: >>34751197 Anonymous Wed 10 May 2023 10: >>34747513 >he doesn't know about the noonwraiths >>34750392 Honestly I've had spooky noon experiences before and they're worse than ones that happen at night because your guard is down. 17 >>34751118 >>34748117 Not necessarily. Halloween is more of an astrological opening of a portal, tied to old pagan holidays going back thousands of years. A still, So you're saying that noontime is more ghostly than Halloween? cloudless noontime isn't beckoning anything from the other side to come to our world, but it merely provides an ideal climate where the already present spiritual energies can be more easily felt. This manifests generally as a slight unease, a feeling of strangeness afoot. Anonymous Wed 10 May 2023 15:16:56 No.34750321 Report Quoted By: >>34750366 >>34751831 F! Anonymous Wed 10 May 2023 17:31:21 No.34751224 Quoted By: >>34751335 >>34751799 >>34751118 >>34751224 ve actually have felt this feeling a lot when I go running every summer on the trails near me. The trails are mostly in the woods but there are great big expansions of fields throughout, and in the middle of the day with really nice weather when there no one out there and I am miles away from anyone I sometimes feel a great fear and like something could appear out of nowhere at any moment. Or that something is somehow watching me. am willing to bet this is derives from when our ancient ancestors would always be at risk of coming across giant wild animals when out in the open at the brightest part of the day. Something like that maybe. nonymous Wed 10 May 2023 18:31:26 No.34751600 Report >>34747353 Anonymous Wed 10 May 2023 17:23:36 No.34751181 Quoted By: >>34751230 nonymous Wed 10 May 2023 20:52:23 No.34752607 Report oted By: >>34752738 >>34757035 >>34747513 >if you don't like the hot dry weather turning your fertile land into a desert then you're possessed by a demon Anonymous Wed >>34751181 This is exactly what a demon would say. Anonymous Wed 10 May 2023 15:31:14 No.34750433 >>34747513 Anonymous Wed 10 MaMornings and evenings are far, far superior. thread theme https://youtu.be/2jTg-q6Drt0 Boards of Canada - Reach for the Dead (from Tomorrow's Harvest) dream all the time anon. I'm not the person you're referring to, but I am a ruralfag who works outside so...I just don't get it. A bright sunny day outside is a nearly daily activity for me. Some guy started shilling this whole fear of noon thing on here about two or three years back. I think it was accompanied originally by like a short story or some such, but honestly it just feels like a forced meme. Noon is not scary. Being afraid of noon is not a thing. Anonymous Thu 11 May 2023 14:27:36 No. I work outside for a living in a humid climate. Noon is a horror. oted By: >>34750474 >>34750487 shouldn't even mention this but high noon is a liminal period and has some associations with the fair folk and other odd experiences with things outside normative reality. It's the unmoving part of the day, t takes a really long time for shadows to move at their usual speed. Also when eclipses happen. nonymous Wed 10 May 2023 08:07:03 No.34747513 Report Hoted By: >>34748079 >>34748092 >>34748117 >>34748270 >>34750321 >>34750433 >>34750697 >>347511: OP is getting trolled to death, but I understand the phenomenon he's talking about. It's a certain stillness and quietness that has an eerie quality, coupled with a feeling of being watched. Perhaps it has to do with sensing an intelligence in nature that is far beyond human. Ironically, given all the "zoomers are afraid of nature" posts, you have to spend quite a bit of time in nature to know the sensation. You'll never feel it in an urban area. nonymous Wed 10 May 2023 21:11:53 No.34752738 Report uoted By: >>34752756 >>34752924 I don't understand noon itself being horrifying but supernatural things are creepier when they happen in broad daylight because that means whatever it is doesn't feel the need to hide nonymous Thu 11 May 2023 06:21:40 No.34755084 Report >>34748079 >>34747353 >golden rays of the glorious sunshine >pleasant pastoral scene >gallant woods rising through the horizon >horror Yeah I think you have an evil spirit or something inside of you, you should get that looked at. Noon in the summer here is ugly. Nothing in the air not even a cloud only sweltering heat and the incessant buzz of cicadas. My great uncle's body was found during noon after he was murdered. His mother dragged him home while the cicadas were singing. She felt that they were laughing at her. Everyone in my family feels upset during the cicada's noontime song now, my mom curses them. nonymous Wed 10 May 2023 19:02:29 No.34751799 Report nonymous Wed 10 May 2023 18:40:46 No.34751648 Report Joted By: >>34751897 >>34747513 >doesn't get it Just that, you get s version of the type of genre OP posted The horror mid-day when properly captured is the uncanny feeling of being preyed upon and being openly exposed with nowhere to escape. With a nice big slap to the illusion you are safe as you can see clearly with no ambiguity the thing right there and its only looking at you. nonymous Wed 10 May 2023 15:21:57 No.34750366 >>34750321 Report advantage. like the instinctual avoiding of gnarly but geometric holes in fleshlike material that we call trypophobia Yeah it almost feels like the universe is gonna collapse. Fun fact, the classical Slavic underworld is a endless field of flowers adjoining to forests that is awe striking. So perhaps on some deeper level the Russians now have a deep fear of peaceful fields in the dead of summer as they suddenly think they have died? Russians are not the only Slavs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gmPvMNRK31 The Horror of Noon: Liminal Spaces | 2chan /sn/ & 4chan /x/ Greentext Thread the slavic underworld along with their main sky god (perun) and their main underworld god (Veles) are universal to all classical Slavic paganism unlike the local gods that are part of only one culture. you might be partly confusing "otherworld" with "underworld" here if I'm not mistaken. The concept of the "otherworld" in Slavic mythology and folklore isn't necessarily a place where the dead go (it might be implied to be in some stories, but often it's just sort of like an alternate universe or other realm that could be accessed through hidden places in the wilderness), it's kind of like the fairy realms in Celtic and Germanic traditions, and it's usually said to be populated by spirits or magical beings that were never human rather than the souls of the deceased. The descriptions I've seen of the afterlife as only thing worse would be the wide open tarmac in langoliers when mr. daddy issues gets chased down. can't even dig a quick ditch to hide. Report nonymous Wed 10 May 2023 18:00:47 No.34751410 If there are many rich green trees, noon is kino. But I do have a deep, deep fear of open space since around the age of 11. I once had a nightmare that I was standing in the middle the Bonneville Salt Flats, with the deep blue sky above me having a cosmically horrific, oppressive presence. In similar situations in real life, the feeling is not much different from the intensity of that dream. It is something I want to get over, but the fear is so deep that I'm not sure if I ever will. The absolute void of the sky above my head is difficult to ignore it existed in Slavic paganism before Christianization are typically vague (as a lot of it was just only orally preserved, and started to disappear or be recontexualized after people became Christians in the Middle Ages), and it's possible some of them later were fused with the idea of an "otherworld" later on (in order to make them fit a little better into a Christian cosmology with Heaven and Hell), but it's also possible some confusion between the two concepts happened over time simply because the original pagan traditions were only spottily preserved. Slavic religion used to be partly shamanistic back in antiquity, so it does seem likely that the "otherworld" of spirits used to be like a general spirit world parallel to our own, which housed both the dead and the non-human spirits of the land like can be seen in many shamanic traditions around the world, but then the idea was kind of "watered down" after Christianity, and just became a weird place heroes in fairytales would sometimes end up if they went too far into the forest, too high into the mountains, crossed giant lakes, etc. I dislike it because of the heat. It's my biggest weakness. Can't stand the heat. And noontime is peak suntime, when the heat is building up and won't stop scorching me. I've blamed my fat and dehydration but that doesn't change the fact that while some people bloom, when it's noon I doom. Anonymous Thu 11 May 2023 13:00:40 No.34757088 >>34747513 nonymous Wed 10 May 2023 09:47:38 No.34748079 loted By: >>34750697 >>34755084 >>34747513 I also hate noon in the summer. It feels so sterile and empty. I wouldn't call it scary though. I like overcast days. >>34750392 I get the feeling most of you who dont get the appeal also dont dream a lot nonymous Wed 10 May 2023 15:39:09 No.34750474 Report >>34750425 I remember it used to make me very uncomfortable as a child the Sunday afternoons, it seemed as if all life had been sucked out and all that was left were empty sidewalks, scorching heat I feel like this affect may have something to do with quantum immortality. They mentioned the idea of understanding that they are in a moment before the world ends. Maybe the feeling they are experiencing is them switching to a reality where the world didn't end but their old reality did. for example, they were walking down the street. Then they feel like time freezes and they get the feeling that the nuclear bomb will explode. Then suddenly everything becomes normal again. Maybe this happens because their consciousness has been transferred to a surviving world, but their old reality actually did get nuked. I'm having a hard time describing this but I hope some of you pick up on what i'm trying to say. and the television sets playing Bonanza since there was nothing else to watch. Eerie it seemed like a different planet Falling through the cracks in reality. When you didn't even know it happened. It could have been happening to you for a long time without you even knowing. Liminal spaces, impossible architecture, reverse worlds and/or some laws of life and/or gravity are revoked as the norm, all very close to my heart. As someone who has legitimate memory loss, vivid lucid dreams Is this like a major city thing? Something people who go outside every single day just can't comprehend? Come to think of it, I have trouble feeling afraid while outside during the day at all, no matter what the weather is like. Every time I have ever felt fear has been either inside something or at night Anonymous Wed 10 May 2023 17:26:47 No.34751197 >>34750754 Yeah, that sand-blasted hellscape in the OP really puts the fear of Azazelis into me. Ever since the vernal equinox, all the green and flowers in the world have withered away in an unending drought. Dumbass. Anonymous Wed 10 May 2023 17:45:34 No.34751335 Report >>34751224 i can see an instinctual avoiding of huge openings during the most visible time of day as an important evolutionary This reminds me to the slavic folktale of Lady midday, a demonic entity who could come to harvest the souls of men in the hottest part of the day. Could heatstrokes be the reason behind this fenomenon? That's a lot of poetic language just to say that you're scared of sunlight. nonymous Wed 10 May 2023 15:30:28 No.34750425 Report ->>34752607 >>34752738 I know the feeling well but it's never something I've considered eerie. It has a sleepy quality to it. It shows up in literature a little bit. This is what the Rip Van Winkle story is Fnonymous Thu 11 May 2023 06:19:34 No.34755066 Report based on... he goes into the woods alone and is put to sleep for 20 years. NAPTIME >>34747353 In the first story he describes a woman alling your name, out in the countryside I always heard this as a child, stern and expectant. Nobody was there, i always thought it was my mother only to find out it wasn't. I hear it sometimes, when I'm far from it all, by myself. Perhaps it really is my soul. that and some 'malevolence' not obeying 'evil s--- only comes out at night' RULE, treating it like a goddamned GUIDELINE. May 2023 17:32:02 No.3475: I have to wonder, in the cases of those that get a feeling of impending doom "waiting for a bomb to drop", if they are experiencing a past life trauma. Nagasaki was bombed in the 11 a.m. hour and the description these ppl are conveying has that feel to it. The other stories are something else, of course, but those ones in particular are odd to say the least. when iw as younger i dreaded the afternoon hours. to this day remembering these hot summer afternoons when the sun was high and would reflect in a reddish orange off of the roof tiles from the church across my house. i still cringe at that Please anon, spoiler that s---. I'm still recovering from some pictures of empty hallways >oh God, I'm going insane the indescribable horrot Anonymous Wed 10 May 2023 19:26:58 No.34752009 Quoted By: >>34753511 This talk of panic is eye-opening, for I too have experienced a panic attack. It is named, we are told, for one's experience of Pan. Does not Pan wear horns? And is not panic "a feeling of dread"? What other stories have we of a man who is not a man, with something growing out of the top of his head, whose approach instills a feeling of dread? Not limited to native tribes of North America, it seems, for the ancient Greeks worshiped one as a god! Two other thoughts-Pan is morphologically similar to satyrs, who dance and love wine, women and song. Although more familiar to us in the Roman form, which resembles Mr. Tumnus, in Greek art they are actually portrayed with a horse's ears and tail. Second, Centaurs-half man, half horse. The North American entity is described as having a human face with a horse's nose, and capable of running as quickly on four legs as on two, or on two legs as on four. We know they can be friendly-Chiron taught among others Asclepius, Achilles and Jason (of course Chiron was the exception, having both a different birth and upbringing than all other centaurs). All other centaurs were wild and ribald, like the satyrs. Perhaps we were wrong to consider these two different species. Or three, if we include, as seems likely, the North American entities. UV light is typically the highest between 10am-2pm so the sun is trying to kill you then. nonymous Wed 10 May 2023 19:04:02 No.: Anonymous Wed 10 May 2023 21:13:45 No.34752756 Quoted By: >>34752812 Also though, it is true that a lot of these beliefs are to some extent Pan- Slavic, occurring in only slightly altered forms across all of the national cultures from the Czech Republic in the west to the Russian Urals in the east, and from upper Belarus and Russia in the north down to the Balkans in the south. And I'm pretty sure ideas related to this "fear of noon" occur across Slavic cultures (like I know that there is for instance a Polish counterpart to the Russian Poludnitsa-which I'm probably misspelling-or "noon witch", who is a malevolent female spirit of midday who is said to cut down farmers like stalks of grain in the cornfields if they're caught out in the lasting It's an uncanny feeling. Like time slowing down. fields during the sunniest part of the day). whole thread is a missing 411 red flag of noon most especially when I'm in Upstate New York (finger lakes regions) it is immensely uncomfortable and Dood Like there's no people and the only noise is the wind in the trees. What's scarier than a sunny meadow next to the woods? This sounds like a bunch of Russians having panic Ok you've really got me this time. First time I've felt deeply uncomfortable for a while. This entire phenomena is so f------ unnerving, it just reeks of a breakdown of design or intention. It harkens to entropy, seamless uniform energetic indifference, as though everything is so close to having borders broken down but not quite. Eugh. That or the eternity of immaterial perception leaking past the senses too intensely for a fragile human to dudes really be afraid of their own shadows. attacks just reading way too much into them. handle, like you're seeing essence of objects directly without material variation. There's something in that midsummer day madness feeling, I think it's some physiological response caused the heat and the sun, it may also contribute to the increased likelihood of summer riots and violence. >>34751842 >>34751905 Weird subject too me, I don't get the madness but I used to get a "sadness" and they seem to be cut from the same fabric; in the months before the season, building up to the Summer, it feels like things are working their way to a climax of some kind and certain things in my life I want might finally happen like its supposed too happen because summer is here now, but then it just doesnt happen, each summer day not many people talk about Dodekaoraphobia. after is just a reminder that nothing happened or will happen its just the top of the hill and now what? It increases because it just will. It was an immense feeling I only got growing up, especially living in my small hometown. It wasn't as strong once life picked up some kind of pace and has nearly went completely way away once I found my current job, had more money to explore hobbies and do stuff, the only flake left of that feeling in the midst of all I do now is lack of romance, still not sure how to explain that part. Its easier to ignore than not having a purpose though. It is fascinating to hear people have this phobia, at least a liminal space is an honest space, it just says "HEY, this is how it is, take it or leave it." I feel worse in cities. When I was a kid I used to feel this, when alone in the noon is when the sun is beating down and the air has a certain feel to it. kek. zoomers are terrified of empty office spaces, sunny days outdoors, and playing gmod alone. utterly buckbroken generation nonymous Thu 11 May 2023 06:47:16 No.34755197 uoted By: >>34755304 Anonymous Wed 10 May 2023 21:42:12 No.34752924 Rep Quoted By: >>34755197 The list of images and scenery that trigger the feeling sounds like a description of De Chirico paintings, right down to the presence of a lonely/unseen figure such as the shadow of a small boy in one painting. The high contrast images of courtyards and repeating architecture are what he built his style around, which is maybe no surprise as he was Greek and they apparently where the first people to give a name to this feeling... Total zoomer death >omg frfr noon be scary no cap where da people and theres no wifi! >>34752738 the world degenerates around us because we have strayed far from the almighty siesta. Report >>34752924 God I wish I could nap after lunch. I always get sleepy and tired around one or two o'clock When I'm off work I almost always take a nap around that time and i wake up feeling refreshed and ready to finish whatever work I need to do around the house. Naps are the best. Anonymous Thu 11 May 2023 06:56:49 No.34755241 Report Quoted By: >>34755269 EDIT:38:22 has a great example of the early Di Chirico style, his most highly regarded work and a direct precursor to the surrealists. So far its the only one in this video, which is crazy be every single painting from that period fits this theme so well. Actually in the next story there is a painting (the top one) that I thought was his, but then realized it is a cover for a PlayStation game that was intentionally done in his style lol. >>34747353 What the f--- have you been smoking? I know the heat at noon is difficult to handle in summer (it's getting worse in the afternoon), but there's nothing scary or paranormal about a literally sunny day next to a forest. I swear city folks are as mentally ill as it can get. Anonymous Thu 11 May 2023 07:03:13 No.34755269 >>34755241 Found another at 25:57 He even says it is Di Chirico, missed it be I actually had never seen this painting of his, which comes as a shock having owned and/or read a stack of books on him and his work. So it goes... Is that a bright blue sky? And the sun shining? And a cool breeze? I can understand how this unnerves some but I never experienced any real sense of fear or dread in these situations. For me it is a momentary feeling of strangeness, an other-worldly kind of feeling that tbh I like. I used to experience this atmosphere quite regularly as a kid and just came to accept it. I've experienced this fear I remember experiencing this as a kid, although I didn't live in Russia, but some other Slav nation. It was early 00', I was at my As an American from South Carolina who visited Ukraine frequently, it was a constant feeling of this, I wanted to walk and view every building.....Pripyat has an grandmother's place after school and nothing was on TV, my overwhelming feeling of this as well, and the corridor at the Radio Duga in its grandmother only had local 4 channels, forth was a small regional channel, usually there were only commercials there but few times a prime, and even now, is a crazy feeling to walk, it's like over 500m long of a day they would put live footage of city centers that were in the region straight hallway with small windows, super awesome place. and list current temperature, humidity etc. and in the corner there I'll say this I actually encountered a situation very similar to This video was interesting, but not super scary or uncomfortable, only because I was a current time, I stayed on the channel to get a glimpse of live this when I was probably around 12 to 13 shortly after my genuinely have never experienced anything like this before, not because it was footage from my city, it was 12:00 when it landed on it, and the town grandfather died where I just wanted to be really alone bad. I kinda wish I could experience something like what everyone in the was completely empty, despite being sunny and being ether mild fall with my anger and my first thought where to go and comments and in the video are talking about. Though, maybe I should be or spring, not a single soul was there, beside two teen looking guys in isolate myself was just out in the middle of a cow patch grateful because it's probably one of those things where if you experience it black sitting on the bench and not moving, no sound only a distant once, you'll probably experience it again. church bell ringing, I remember being so confused by the lack of people there, how is it possible that nobody is there, and nobody even walked in or out of the frame, and then it cut off to another footage, left me wondering if there was something out of the frame that was the reason why there were no people. we're talking at least 10 square miles I'm just farmland with no houses inside and I'm sitting in the middle of a series of hills next to a pond. And I have this moment where time stood still and I came to as close as I can describe it absolutely peace chaos that was within me and because of that you end up with a crossroads of either discovering yourself or losing yourself and the way I see it a lot of people can't handle that feeling of isolation is stillness so it drives them not fully insane but close enough to it that it forever scars them. There was something Pascal wrote about the alienation of humans from nature. maybe this liminal space feeling has something to do with that, let me explain. he was describing the alienation of humans from the world due to science, a strange take at best. I think he was trying to get at this idea that Nature is a mystery that science seeks to have laid bare, and that "dissecting" reality in this way leads to a sense of discontentment, what does this have to do with liminal spaces, though? I think the unsettling sensation we experience when looking at photos or reading stories about liminal spaces has something to do with the lifeless quality. there are straight lines, stark shadows, and a lack of other living things. even despite the openness of the space, there's a sense that something's wrong because this isn't the world we're supposed to be looking at. without the bustling crowds and chirping birds, there is an oppressive silence that allows us to see our environment for what it really is: something unrecognisable from what nature devised. or maybe it shows us that nature can be just as cold and unrelenting as we are, and that in that, we are indistinguishable from nature itself. i know the feeling of the horror of noon but i like it it feels so calm and surreal like a perfect cozy little world just for you This reminds me of a PC game I watched my dad play a few times around 2001 or so named Schism. I'm gonna go look that up because if I remember correctly, it's basically a puzzle game set in a liminal space, frozen in time during the middle of the day. I'm starting to think this is some sort of time dilation phenomenon that traps you in a form of limbo. Missing 411 cases usually involve such sensations in the woods. through the maze of the student housing area below the canyon I only fear noon on summer days when I'm working outside, as a ginger I knowledge (which despite being a place I had been to many times seemed will suffer. One time on mushrooms I went up this canyon (which keep in mind is walking distance from a nearby university campus, so it's not like I was out in the wilderness exactly) on one of the hottest days of summer, and while peaking up on a bare hillside covered in yellow grass I had an experience kind of like this. I became paranoid that I would die of heatstroke where I was, I keep seeing vivid mental images of my sun-bleached corpse being found days later, so I felt compelled to leave and get home by any means necessary. the album "vision creation newsun" portrays that exact feeling very well I like these feelings. It feels primal. The melody that is not an ice cream van. Once (historically) there was a sailing ship whose captain was haunted for weeks in the South Pacific by a melody in his dreams. When he made landfall he found to his astonishment a church on the island, whose organist was I can only assume us western folk have no fear of noon playing the very same tune. It was the tune the trade because we're all at work inside for the most part winds had played in the ship's rigging. What you heard was an accidentally-created Aeolian harp made up of electrical wires and clotheslines, singing in the wind. It is normally too soft to be heard, but in the absence of all other sound, our ears become sensitized, reaching out for any sound at all, be it ever so small a wisp. The sound which no one hears but you, for they are deaf to it, having heard it all their lives. That feeling of emptiness and stillness is what makes up the core of who I am because I was able to build myself back from crippling despair and make myself a stronger individual. By that same token I've seen confident people go in to what can only be described as an extreme I remember the world looked so impossibly vast then, like that feeling isolationist bubble basically a pocket of calm and it will you get on psychedelics where everything looks way bigger, but erode them. Everyone is built differently but I'm pretty sure taken to such extremes, and like the yellow of the grass and blue of I experienced this phenomenon and it actually helped me the sky were so bright that they literally hurt my eyes. The Sun looked Yes, I would experience something like this feeling during like it filled most of the sky, and I felt this menacing sentience from it, summer vacation as a kid sometimes. It was usually in the like it was very much a an impossibly huge conscious being staring early afternoon when it was very sunny out. down upon me like an ant, and I felt nothing but absolute contempt ITT: Russians realize you can be at peace and from it. I felt like I needed to hide from the Sun's gaze, but thankfully I felt like content/happy without it being the sweet release of death some kind of invisible spirits were also driving me on, guiding me To love that feeling, One must have an iron willed stoic disposition toward the static present. Looking back, I don't fully understand what happened, like why a promising mushroom trip outside away from people on a peaceful summer day could've gone so wrong (and I'm not usually someone who has a particularly hard time on psychedelics?), like what it was exactly that I felt so afraid of, and I think I can maybe blame it on something like the feelings in this post, like somehow on that day, a bright and sunny afternoon felt more foreboding than the darkest night ever could have. I've always felt at ease in these spaces even as a kid. I would run off to the empty parts of department stores, unfinished displays in the museum, or abandoned animal enclosures at the zoo, just to stand there in awe of the space and the feeling it gave off. In my teens I would visit a specific indoor mausoleum almost every week, ditch class to sit and relax in the empty hallway, drive a long way just to find an empty underground parking structure. I guess it's no wonder I ended up out in the Aleutian Islands as an adult. The interesting thing about this phenomenon, the intense fear that everything in the whole universe as it is must die, is essentially true. Physics tells us that entropy must always increase. Energy always flows down the gradient until the entirety of any closed system is perfectly homogenous. No know force can counteract this. Eventually, in the very distant, but still finite, future the entire universe will be one homogenous blob of perfectly distributed energy. It will experience heat death. And it will be dead infinitely longer than it was alive. The fact that humans can know this intuitively, despite having never studied physics quantitatively, indicates that some part of us knows the rules unconsciously. Some part of us can hear the music of the spheres like some alien labyrinth because of how hard I was tripping, and I kept seeing swirling Aztec-looking glyphs at the corners of my vision the whole time I was trying to navigate through it). Part of me at this point considered trying to walk to the nearby hospital and just stumbling in raving like a lunatic and seeing what they could do for me (looking back, I'm not sure why? Like I was just tripping, I wasn't actually probably in any real danger? Lol), but thankfully I was still driven on to reach the tram that I could take basically directly back to phenomenon that happens. my house, as I figured I could at least hide from the hateful, omniscient Sun there. spend everyday trying to do something that makes me stronger, smarter and suffer in some way. Preparing for something I don't understand but tease my brain that I know I know something my mind may not. Its likely I create these evolving monsters in my head where the space and the silence meets the boogiemen I am preparing for. I wouldn't consider it horror writing, because it is an actual Reminded me on Anton Chekhov's The Steppe. Not trynna sound like a nihilist, but the curse of knowledge is real This feeling freaks russians out? I've felt a kind of feeling in similar situations of this but it's always been a feeling of satisfaction and comfort as opposed to fear. i feel like this, all day every day. But i mitigate the horror. Somehow. Also those who browse these boards tend to be nightowls and shut ins in large part due to social anxiety. The peak of the day minus what scares them (people and social interaction) is paradoxical because for so long both are intertwined with one another Theres a specific feeling i get in such situations. But it's not fear, i don't know how to describe it. Like my mind goes completely blank, like i stop existing for a split second but everything becomes more real than real. there is complete peace. It's an unatural feeling that is impossible to feel on command or outside those situations. Is my brain wired too autistically to comprehend terror?

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