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>Be Me >Married dead bedroom >Suspicious of wife >Very secretive all of a sudden >Fapping at my computer one night >Notice stains on carpet beside sofa >Investigate and stains also on sofa >Looks like dried in j--- >Flashback's of when she use to blow me in that very spot >Clean it up and say nothing to my wife >Week later similar stains appear 37 KB JPG >Again I clean it up >Again it reappears every week or two >Always after days I'm in office >Start checking laundry >Find similar stains on one of her tops buried at the bottom of basket >She obviously cheating >Already called lawyer about divorce >Gathering evidence now so she doesn't flip this and try keep the house >Camera set up >I'm in office today >Let's catch this bitch

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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How f----- am I right now? >be me >high schooler. it's absolutely brutal right now >whole school hates me because I'm always talking about how gender and sex are two different things, saying there are only 2 sexes >"anon loves talking about sex, but does he know his mom has an OnlyFans?" >my mom didn't have an OnlyFans, she is fat and 52 years old >one of the kids took a photo of my mom, made Al generated nudes of her, and put them on OnlyFans to get a screenshot >he sent it to the entire school, everyone making fun of me >I told my mom about it and she decided that she would start an OnlyFans because "I look better than those photos anon" >lots of people started paying her on OF, she plays up being a granny and plays with her belly fat in videos 1.62 MB PNG >my teacher has her nudes. He told me he will only delete them if I graduate >my GPA is a 2.3 >my mom quit her job and is doing OnlyFans full time now, making double what she was as an office assistant What can I do to convince my teacher to delete the photos?

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Anon opens up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous hey mom you were right I'm not based I'm mentally ill 133 KB JPG 06/13/23(Tue)12:41:56 No.73662305 >Be quiet and keep to myself >People want me to speak, they make jokes about me being quiet >Speak, tell jokes, share my opinion >People dislike or straight up start hating me I can't say I'm doing good or that life's fine or that I'm good at something or people get jealous. I can't talk about things I like because no one else likes them. My opinions make people angry, but instead of people confronting or debating me they start talking s--- behind my back. I don't think I wanna be friends with these people anymore.

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anon, in a bout of unparalleled genius, mocks and belittles the acts of a foolish Minecraft youtuber | /r/Greentext

File: Screen Shot_2022_10_03_at(...).jpg (156 KB, 1400x1400) Le M6910 dream Anonymous (ID: (Sw3zrxS1) 06/13/23(Tue)08:50:38 No.17842853 ► >be an extremely popular minecraft youtube guy >want to do a face reveal to boost views >Your fanbase of 13-year-old girls has drawn a lot of p--- of you looking gay with fluffy hair so you have to go for that >spend over 2 years losing weight and getting lean (props ig) >make face reveal looking like a regular white guy >internet acts exactly as you f------ expected >do a f------ FACE UNREVEAL trying to delete every photo with his face in it cause he got insecure after a while what the f--- did dream expect? absolute dumbass

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Anon goes for a ride | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 58 KB PNG 05/16/23(Tue)17:00:56 No.73338848 >having a bad day >go for a ride in the evening >random stranger makes fun of me as I'm passing him >"that's weird, oh well" >happens again with another stranger >and again >don't go outside anymore I'm tired of living. This is not worth it at all, I can't do anything, it's just perpetual misery or disappointment and I know the first response to this will be some kind of mockery or negative in some way. That's if it gets any responses at all. I'm so sick of living. Nothing ever works out or even brings me joy anymore. I'm tired. Just wanted to write it down.

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Anon is completely retarded | /r/Greentext

FISH ELMER'S Whable, No Ran School Glue - Pencils are yummy >be me, kindergarten >playing with little buddy >buddy tells me about his cousin who ate green pencil tips and started pooping green >my tard pre schooler brain thinks thats cool for some reason >ideabulb.jpg >decide to start eating regular pencil tips, to see if my poop becomes grey >unaware that graphite contains traces of lead >poop doesnt become grey >disappointed >be me, 18 now >repeated 3rd grade, horrendous grades, basically no social life, no ideas for my future, khv 7m (6/13 16:29) 73661205 1 Reply And my life's only just started, its only downhill from here. >>73661092 (OP) >pooping green His buddy had parasites Imao. Also shouldn't you see a doctor for lead poisoning?

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Anon likes chess | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Chess 25 KB PNG 06/13/23(Tue)17:19:27 No.900868359 >be me >started to play chess due to boredom and a desire to acquire new habits, plus league of legends and hearthstone made me very angry no matter winning or losing >ff 8 months >started to play more seriously, studying openings and such >enter the biggest losing streak of my life, dumping my elo nearly 200 points >started to get angry and throwing racial slurs to my oponents Why am I like this anons

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Anon finds the flaw in Ted's plan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous /bomber/ 06/12/23 (Mon)09:38:08 No.73649297 50 T. Kaczynski Stemple Pass Road Lincoln, Montana 59639 IMG_1004.jpg 121 KB JPG ANYON 28 1979 59633 Jack Epstein c/o And/Or Press P.O. Box 2246 Berkeley, California 94702 >be ted kaczynski >super genius, off the charts IQ >well on his way to revolutionizing mathematics >have legitimate concerns about the effects of industrialization >have entirely valid issues with the state of the western world >have indisputably correct views on the deterioration of society, an intellect you could use to make people understand you, and be well on your way to having a position of power that would make people listen to you >plan amounts to blowing people's fingers off every few months >die alone in prison what a f------ retard

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Anon gets feedback | /r/Greentext

>be me Do I even >been hitting the gym really hard past few weeks and feelin beefy lift? >go to get a physical/flu shot from dr >he tells me to take my shirt off >"guess its pretty clear you aren't afraid of needles huh!" 18 KB JPG >oh haha i get comments like that alot but I'm actually natural and just have a strict lifting regime >blankstare.jpg >"I was talking about your tattoo, it's very obvious you aren't on steroids" So who crushed your self-esteem this week?

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Anon changes his life by being a fool | /r/Greentext

39 KB JPG >be 17 year old me >drug addict, bad area and also poor >didn't have money for drugs anymore >need muh drugs >f--- I need drugs NOW >devise a devious lick >take mask, airsoft gun >walk into small grocery store >"gib cash" >owner looks at me >tells me that he's closing and I should come back tomorrow >I yell at him, point gun at him >he says "come back tomorrow, I'm closing now" again >pic related >I'm extremely irritated, but I have no choice since my gun ain't real and I don't have the balls to use violence >go home >go to sleep >have extremely bad withdrawal symptoms >sweaty all night, throw up, nightmares >next day I wake up >realize I tried to rob a store >acknowledge I have an issue >do rehab >be 21 year old me now >sober for 4 years and no hiccups or relapse >normal job normal life >never saw the grocery dude since then

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This community requires the title to be at least 10 characters long | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I am giving women one last cha(...) 06/13/23(Tue)13:09:19 No.73660213 CALL DUTY BLACK OPSI 1Srv7u3xDx069WG6UyVsePQ.jpg 28 KB JPG If 6 months from today I do not have a gf, I will see that as a declaration of war by the entire female gender. And let's just say, it is not a war I plan on losing.

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Anon has a date | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 83 KB JPG 06/13/23(Tue)13:34:14 No.900861211 >match with cute guy on tinder >We go on a really cute date, where we vibe at the beach under some blankets with wine >Brought him back to my place; cleaned my room just in case >We're making out, he's feeling me up, I'm rubbing my p---- against his thigh >"I want to fill you up slut. >Hot. "Yes. Do it fill me up." >He pulls on my tights, kissing my hips bones but before he really starts to take them off he stops and asks, >"You're not one of those girls with a penis are you?" >"No." >He leaves. I watched him get in his car and with out looking at me drive away View Thread

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Anon loves his wife | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/13/23(Tue)04:11:00 No.900857859 >Hey anon! What do you think? Does your wife looks good? Oh... you're so sweet... You were so nice to help me prepare for Chad tonight. You even shaved my p----! What a good hubby you are. Anyway, don't call me, I won't answer, I'm only his tonight. Oh don't be too sad... You're still the only man I love! 134 KB JPG

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>Be Me >Married dead bedroom >Suspicious of wife >Very secretive all of a sudden >Fapping at my computer one night >Notice stains on carpet beside sofa >Investigate and stains also on sofa >Looks like dried in j--- >Flashback's of when she use to blow me in that very spot >Clean it up and say nothing to my wife >Week later similar stains appear 37 KB JPG >Again I clean it up >Again it reappears every week or two >Always after days I'm in office >Start checking laundry >Find similar stains on one of her tops buried at the bottom of basket >She obviously cheating >Already called lawyer about divorce >Gathering evidence now so she doesn't flip this and try keep the house >Camera set up >I'm in office today >Let's catch this bitch

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