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Anonymous 147 KB JPG 06/30/23(Fri)02:34:22 No.73848282 >be me, 18m >finished high school, British equivalent of it >came back to school to give back some books, see a friend there who is a year below me, start talking to him >a girl comes over to us to talk about our topic >after a while learn she speaks my language and we are the same nationality >friend leaves, we talk with each other and walk home a bit then split >this is the first time I have ever interacted with her, start feeling stuff for her H--------, how can this loneliness and wizardry be possible at my age? How far gone am I? Is it over for me? Its not even sexual thoughts, just fantasy about a relationship, how f----- am I?

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Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 11:14:39 No.80711300 >be me >think "goonettes" are fake and woman "perverts" come no where close to male gooners >decide to read on what their fetishes and fantasies are >oh 4 KB PNG Is there a reason why they're like 20 times more f----- up and horny then male gooners because I might be a bit disgusted by foids now permanently

File: 1742605941914985.png (135 KB, 446x418) ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 12:34:22 No.705990793 >>705990876 >>705991053 >>705991365 >>705991873 >>705993404 >>705993719 >>705993867 >>705994525 >>705996342 >>705997259 >>706000648 >>706002136 >>706002279 >>706005514 >>706005834 >>706006030 >>706007143 >>706010173 >>706013658 >>706013813 >I JUST KILLED A GAME STUDIO WITH MY FREAKING ZEST HAHA! Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 12:35:57 No.705990876 ►>>705991454 >>705990793 (OP) Will China fix Ubisoft once they buy the company for 30 bucks? Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 13:16:03 No.705993404 >>705990793 (OP) >I JUST KILLED A GAME STUDIO why stop there? kill the whole publisher ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 14:08:52 No. 705996505 >>705996845 Ubisoft aint going away incel, these threads are ridiculous. ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 14:17:02 No.705997008 ► What's funny about Yasuke is that there are so many trying to tell his story in recent years and it keeps flopping or failing. The anime was a big flop, just like this will be. The guy from Black Panther was trying to get a Yasuke movie off the ground but then he died of butt cancer. I think I've heard of several other actors trying to make a movie happen, like Michael B Jordan and John Boyega, but nothing has come of it. Yasuke is not as popular as they think he is >> Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 15:39:26 No.706001617 ► I'd like to think Ubisoft knew they were f-----, so the devteam spent the last year going over-the-top with the zesty s---. >Hon hon! >> Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 15:49:05 No.706002067 >>706002429 >>706009167 >>706013331 How does yasuke know japanese? He's a portuguese slave >> ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 17:16:49 No.706006223 File: assasins creed.webm (2.66 MB, 1920x940)-[Close] >>706006730 ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 14:14:27 No.705996845 >>705999248 >>706002695 >>706007157 >>706008463 File: file.png (35 KB, 741x428) Ubisoft Entertainment SA €12.15 +79.35% -46.69 5Y Mar 21, 6:00:00 PM UTC+1 EUR EPA Disclaimer >Game has microtransactions out of the ass >Can spend cash to unlock op gear >Can spend money to unlock the revealed map >Music consists of Hip hop and 'Ching chong wa wa NINJA!' I sincerely hope this kills Ubislop ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 17:37:31 No.706007143 ► File: 1708400513861711.png (494 KB, 1023x763) 1D 5D 1M 6M 100 80 60 40 20 YTD 1Y 5Y MAX 0 2021 2022 2023 2024 2025 >>705996505 Brother, this is not the graph of a company that is "not going away". Their stock is down almost 10% today, a day after their huge release that is supposed to save the company. They have well over two billion dollars of debt. Ubisoft is dead. >>705990793 (OP). >MFW he looked directly at the camera with a smirk and said 'l really am the Assassins Creed: Shadows' ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 18:52:30 No.706010173 ► >>705990793 (OP). I think people will buy this game when more people find out Yasuke sucks d--- and eats c--.

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Anonymous Lonely IT'S JOEVER 60 KB JPG 06/29/23(Thu)22:51:25 No.29248819 > be me, 21m > smart, handsome, kind, sometimes funny, or at least been told so by many different friends > 1 year left of uni > sad, lonely virgin > only had 1 gf when 13 for a year and a bit > 8 years of no gf > every time I am interested in someone, they aren't interested back > on other hand, have been crushed on by number of girls i am not interested in > last year of uni > one of main goals of uni was to find someone like minded to get into a relationship and lose v-card to > haven't done that > massive feelings for 1 girl, she doesn't see me like that > heard her getting railed by some chad on last day of uni, causing me to leave due to almost throwing up from the anxiety of knowing i'll never be enough for anyone > i always get my hopes up, but everyday gets closer to me dying sad and alone, and I don't see a way out > might just kms to save the bother I can see why some guys become incels, maybe I would be if my mum didn't raise me so well. You want someone or something to blame, so the destination you cannot reach, you alter in your brain to become undesirable to save yourself the pain and fear of not being able to reach said destination

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: Anonymous 1.65 MB JPG 10/23/22(Sun)19:28:33 No.70705570 >be me >1st roommate goes on rants and lectures about flat Earth >2nd roommate pisses in the sink And I think it's perfectly normal to eat orange peels >3rd roommate has loud sex with her female "friend" and then cries for an hours about how she's not a lesbian >Neighbor smokes crack One of these days this apartment's going to get me killed

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Anon has high standards | /r/Greentext

File: images (1) (13).jpg (14 KB, 229x280) Anonymous 06/28/23(Wed)21:11:59 No.183917047 >>183917086 >>183917115 >>183917157 >>183917192 >>183917290 >>183917355 >>183917473 >>183917614 >>183917639 >>183918074 >self-care >fluent in sarcasm >witty banter >growth mindset >dad jokes >tacos >your/you're >Oxford comma >looking for a partner in crime >no games/don't waste my time >no FWB/ONS >I suck at writing these

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Anonymous honk 77 KB JPG 10/16/19(Wed)16:46:41 No.811959173 >be me >white boy from USA >visiting Mexico >one night trying to sleep >3 AM and a bunch of f----- b------ with instruments roll through >loudest f------ s--- ever >pisses me right tf off >lean out the window and shout QUIETE PUTAS >friend comes running up stairs >ANON W-- ARE YOU DOING > I'm like what >he says THATS THE TOWNS BIGGEST DRUG LORD OVER THERE AND THAT BAND WAS PLAYING FOR HIM >look outside and see everyone has put away their instruments and replaced them with guns >this is it boys >today I take the fight to the b------ Mfw I realize this is it Mfw this will be my last greentext

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: Anonymous alien harems 06/29/23(Thu)12:50:49 No.35162077 reversealien.png 1.57 MB PNG >Be alien inspecting earth >Crash land and encounter humans on the earth's surface >8 young women ask to have a reverse gangbang What do you do?

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: Anonymous 08/14/22(Sun)21:42:24 No.883915196 >be me >have female friend >is a solid 8/10 >has a "male orgasm fetish" as she puts it >sends me food if i give her videos of 149 KB JPG me jerking off >be naturally submissive male so im moaning >she likes it >one day comes over to my place and just sucks my d--- and tittyfucks me many times >"thanks anon Ive been craving to try your sperm, youre a really good boy" >just gives me a f------ hug then leaves is this how you get a girlfriend

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Anon's mom is cleaning | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/29/23(Thu)15:50:48 No.73844746 1687876743067836.jpg 39 KB JPG >mum starts cleaning the whole house, filling the air with sounds of vaccuum cleaning and smells of solvents stop cleaning you bitch im trying to Idar neet rot just die already so i can live under a bridge : Anonymous 06/29/23(Thu)15:53:10 No.73844765 you can go live under a bridge now dumb f-----, see how respectful people are of your peace there

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: Anonymous 108 KB JPG 06/15/23(Thu)20:37:41 No.73689251 >2012 >be 12 year old with no friends >tf2 is my favorite game, playing it almost everyday >A few days after sandy hook happened, my dad is walking down the hallway and stops at the doorway of my room with a weird look on his face >"Hey, how about easing up on those games every now and then, alright?" >Never thought anything of it then What do you think he meant by that?

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: Anonymous (ID: QqomDtTV) = 04/01/23(Sat)22:34:09 No.421939042 >>421936768 (OP) # It seems that they are marrying their daughters with German boys to convert them to Islam and create a Neo Jaissary army. 3.32 MB WEBM The Turks are masters of warfare and won't stop until they reached the goal of their ancestors. Total besiege and control of Europe. Total destruction of Christians and converting the survivors to Islam. >Janissaries were used as military troops to defeat and enslave other Christian nations and cultures. Maintaining the influence of the Muslim Turkish empire. >During Turkish raids, small boys were especially coveted plunder. Turkish warriors kidnapped young Christian boys and gave them as a gift to the sultan. Sultan brainwashed them and converted them into Islam. These boys became Janissaries. >>421939825 # >>421939863 # >>421952401 # >>421952712 # >>421955148 # >>421960464 # >>421965711 #

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: Anonymous 305 KB JPG BAD 06/21/23(Wed)12:16:49 No.186598830 >>186596513 (OP) # >we gotta build a bomb >oh my god einstein we're about to build a nuclear bomb >NOOOO DON'T TELL ME IT'S LE >oppenwife: i love you opie build le bomb >we built the bomb >w-- you detonated it in japan? what about the evil racist nazi chuds??? uhhh I DIDN'T KNOW IT WOULD EXPLODE W-- >I AM BECOME DEATH AAAAAA >TRUMAN I HAVE BLOOD ON MY HANDS IM GOING TO CHAINSMOKE MYSELF TO DEATH that's gonna be the movie. screencap this.

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Anon loses their Canadian citizenship | /r/Greentext

File: 3FCyXvT7Kw.png (92 KB, 1854x451) 3.3k r/legaladvicecanada u/Slight-Cricket-3892 . 16h ago My degree got revoked for cheating, now my Canadian citizenship might be revoked and I'm facing statelessness. Canada I am a naturalized Canadian citizen. There was a particularly tricky unit in my university course and I'm ashamed to say that I paid a programmer to code a major project. I graduated and eventually got Canadian citizenship, through the university degree and relevant work experience. Last year, the programmer contacted me and started blackmailing me for $100 monthly or else he would report me to the uni. The programmer had extensive email evidence. I obliged at first but his demands got higher. Since I already have work experience, I figured out loosing my degree wouldn't be a big deal. Long story short, he reported me and my university revoked my degree, I thought that would be the end of it. But I recently got a written notice from the Citizenship and Passport Cases Division that they are investigating my citizenship for fraud, and instructed me to write an information letter to them pleading my case. I love Canada and my entire life is here. I already lost my home countries citizenship since they do not allow dual citizenship. I will end up stateless if they decide to revoke my citizenship. Does anyone here have any advice or case law which I can write in my information letter? Edit: Upon closer inspection to the letter, it seems like they are just investigating my circumstances in general since I now have a history of fraud. I think I'll be fine since I was honest otherwise. Bottom line, don't buy assignments, and if you have bought assignments, don't stress too much. Anyhow, If I do end up losing my citizenship, you will see it on national news soon. permalink reddit do you guys also cheat when doing your programming homework /g/? Anonymous 06/29/23(Thu)01:56:59 No.94349328 >>94353504 >>94353524 >>94353700 >>94353785 >>94353806 >>94353840 >>94353976 >>94354039 >>94354052 >>94354153 Anonymous 06/29/23(Thu)10:03:17 No.94354274 ► >>94351557 >enroll in college >that will be 50 grand, +tip, +taxes, +barracks, +gruel >black history semester is a slog >barely scraping by spanish class >decide to google the answer to my gender studies assignment >canadian citizenship revoked 85% Upvoted >>94351541 >>94351612 >>94351619 >>94351980 >>94352069 >>94352110 >>94352129 >>94353090 >>94353133 >>94353378 >>94353500

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Anon's mom is radicalized by Supreme Court Affirmative Action ruling | /r/Greentext

>be me, asian California anon entering senior year HS >3.9 GPA (4.4 weighted), 34 ACT >always figured it wasn't gonna be enough to get me to a real college >my mom wakes me up early this morning, she is smiling, cooks me a huge f------ breakfast, starting to freak me out >she tells me Supreme Court just ruled against affirmative action 1.51 MB PNG >I AM GONNA F------ MAKE IT BROS LET'S F------ GOOOOOOOO >my mom shows me the list of schools where my GPA and ACT are the average >PRINCETON, STANFORD, PENN, BROWN, CORNELL >MOM IS SCREAMING, I HAVE NEVER SEEN HER THIS HAPPY >turn on MSNBC (mom is a resistance lib) and there is a panel talking about how the Supreme Court is white supremacist, and anyone who benefits from this ruling is a white supremacist >mom is crying, she loves MSNBC but she also loves me, knows she has to choose >she turns off the TV and hugs me over and over >1 hour later, I walk into the living room and see mom buying a white hood and robe and a John Roberts mug on the internet what is happening to my mom bros?

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