: Anonymous 07/03/23 (Mon) 08:31:53 No.901954368 403 KB GIF F--- guys I never realized I was ugly until recently but it's all making sense now >be me, 25 >woman (yeah) >worked in restaurants since 16 >sometimes got creeps but usually left alone >catcalled on streets tho >followed, stalked, harassed, all the normal stuff but never like how my friends were >be now, working in a new restaurant after taking a break >coworkers all pretty 20-something's >makeup, nails, Instagram, etc >men come in for food >ask girls for numbers, socials, name, shift hours >f------ relentless, every single day there's a new one >they never hit on me. Ever. Realized it's always been my friends getting hit on, catcalled, etc if we are together. It's always them. I'm the ugly friend. I'm not even fat, I'm like 110lbs. I'm feminine. I'm fit. Literal hourglass proportions. My face is just f------ ugly. Even the creeps don't want to talk to me once they see my f------ face. I don't WANT creeps, but their standards are 0 and somehow I'm below that. F--- my life.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous 30 KB PNG 07/03/23 (Mon)09:41:00 No.73886351 > be me > a sophisticated Frenchman > its a beautiful day in Paris wake up and eat a baguette > finish my breakfast with a c-------- > dress up and go outside to take the tram > find out that its closed due to the violence trigged by the riots > WIWI.exe > call my friend to see if he can pick me up > says he cant because his car got burned in the protest > start walking towards my workplace > stops by a dinner to get snails on the go > I slurp the finest garden snails the French Riviera has ever seen > i finished my meal and head to my office > when I enter i get told that I can just head home again > everything is closed due to the protest > on my way home happily that I got the week off > celebrate by drinking some Bordeaux wine outside in a park > suddenly I see a f------ zebra minding his own business > the wildmen have released the zoo animals during the protest > i rip a part of my baguette and feeds the zebra > just made myself a new friend > I finish my wine up and head home > on my way home i stubble upon a big crowd > I walk trough the crowd but get stopped by the police > try explaining that Im just heading home > gets beaten and thrown in jail for disturbing the peace > WIWI Still better then most of the places in America

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Anonymous Bros, what is going on in Amer(...) IT DON'T MATTER >a lot of people can't afford any housing >some people are spending 50-60% of their income or more on housing >rents are only going up >gas is $5/gallon or more >used cars cost as much as new ones >can only get a new car by agreeing to awful near-predatory financing >everything is going up in price, some things have almost doubled S NONE OF THIS MATTERS. 89 KB JPG can 07/03/23 (Mon)09:40:02 No.73886343 >wages are not increasing >employers have as few people on staff as they possibly >average employee is doing at least three people's work >guys aren't going to college anymore >people can't afford to start a family These are just a few of the economic issues, this isn't even getting into political problems. Are these the end times for 'merica?

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Doesn't seem to be any cringe around he- 61 KB JPG >Be me, 19yo uni student >Sit near my uni waiting for lessons >A guy sits next to me >We start talking >15 minutes later he invites me to drink later this day That evening >Come to a bar >See him >Sit down next to him >Start drinking and chatting, seems like a nice guy >When we leave he pays for me >"What a cool dude!" Next day >Come to uni >Tell my friend about this and mention the place >He tells me its a gay bar >Tfw he was hitting on me >Tfw i didn't even object >Tfw i would actually meet him again

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: Anonymous Zombie apocalypse larp thread. 07/03/23 (Mon)09:20:55 No.73886226 1008 KB JPG ITT, we pretend to survive the zombie apocalypse. >It's getting dark and cold. >The moon is diffused by a thick fog. >Fireteam Delta returns from another raid. >Fireteam Leader Hanako (picrel) sits down and inspects her rifle for any damage. >People huddle around fire barrels to warm up. Some people are eating rations and telling stories from past raids. >Lieutenant Asuka starts to play a melancholic tune on her scratched up guitar. >In the distance, you hear merchants and customers arguing over prices. >Looking over the fence, you can see an array of signal emitters repelling the infected. >Deformed creatures lurk in the shadows and peer into the QZ before running away. what do you do.

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Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat)14:44:26 No.73300153 64hhqw.png 249 KB PNG >be me >wake up >the nightmare continues

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>French actually working at art exhibition in Paris >Macron is here staring at a painting and laughing with a 20 yo lady >The country is on fire right now, violent riots burning s--- and throwing rocks at police a block away, tear gas in the air 1.55 MB PNG >artist walks up to Macron and says "Faut que tutebouges. Point barre."(Do better and get your ass moving.) >Macron looks mad, based artist says "Il n'y a que des thons dans cette noîte, on se casse?" (Calls the woman Macron is with an UGLY TUNA FISH and demands he leaves) >No fight. Macron hangs his head and leaves defeated BTFO by a visual artist. This country is not gonna make it.

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$Anonymous retarded moments thread 07/02/23(Sun)18:33:33 No.73882164 10 KB JPG >be me >dad asks me to help him move a couch from upstairs to downstairs >mom is at the bottom of the stairwell watching >we have it halfway down the stairs and he says something about lifting it >i wasn't really paying attention so i just say "ok" >he counts down from 3 and i give it a good shove up and forward >it tips over and i see my dad's horrified look for a split second >the couch falls directly onto him and slams him into the stairs >there's a sickening crunch and they both kind of slide down the stairs >we go to the emergency room and they say his spine is fractured >mom asks why the f--- i pushed it so hard >turns out he asked me to move it down one step towards him >he refuses to look at me now i wish i could say this was when i was a little kid but this was last month and i'm 24$

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