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The Happening Of All Happening(...) 07/04/23(Tue)20:26:27 No.433311044 O, my faithful! The end is nigh! On the 5th of July, NATO or Russia will attack the Zaporizhzhia nuclear power plant. This will cause potential high amounts of radiation to spread across the whole of Europe, and will certainly cause Article 5 to be activated. I would recommend moving out of the cities immediately. We shall rebuild from the rubble, my children! Let us now praise the Prince of Darkness himself, Lord Kek, and may his digits bless us with the most chaotic of happenings. 0, my faithful! Prepare for the destruction of civilisation as we know it. Let us have our radioactive Sodom and Gomorrah! 466 KB JPG >Russia 'plants explosives' on NUCLEAR POWER PLANT in Putin's most dangerous move yet https://www.express.co.uk/news/worl d/1787607/Nuclear-plant-explosives-Russia- Ukraine >Ukraine claims Russia is planning to attack Europe's biggest nuclear station TONIGHT

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous 158 KB PNG >wait till it gets dark and light off a sparkler >coom to some p---- just now >drink a beer and watch the fireworks from my window 07/04/23(Tue)18:59:02 No.902054269 >be me >American >4th of July >wage massa gave us day off work >no friends to celebrate with, family disowned me long ago >make burger and hot dog for myself >remember I couldn't do any of this if I was in China >mfw proud to be an American Happy Merica day bros >>902054433 # : Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue) 19:01:44 No.902054373 You can drink beer in China and they literally invented fireworks retard >>902054734 # : Anonymous >>902054373 # Yeah, and their hamburgers and hot dogs are made with real meat, albeit canine! 07/04/23(Tue) 19:03:18 No.902054433 : Anonymous >>902054269 (OP) # Happy merica day bro 07/04/23(Tue)19:03:19 No.902054435

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Anon goes through so much effort to not get called "gay" only to get called gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous GUYWIPES mir 49 KB JPG 11/29/22(Tue)01:29:28 No.71181323 >browsing internet >learn just wiping ur ass with tp is gross >from NA so no bidet toilet >buy these things called guy wipes picrelated.jpeg >didnt want to be a f-- and buy baby wipes >use them over a week and throw the package (they come in little packages) in the trash beside the toilet >my ass feels cleaner >girlfriend comes over for movie night >she has to use the washroom >comes back laughing >"Babe what are guy wipes?" >she saw them in the trash >panic cause I dont want to seem gay >"They are for my beard" >"Haha thats cute" >skip towards my birthday 3 weeks later >girl buys me tons of hipster beauty s--- for my beard >dont want to go back on my lie >start using the beard oils and s--- >makes my face smooth and hair nice >guys at work call me gay now just use tp this s--- made me a f-- at work

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Anon realizes what could have been | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous F--- DEADASS? >be me 37 KB JPG 07/04/23(Tue)17:20:37 No.73905484 >in 9th grade >know this one girl in my classes >9/10 hot asf but she's the most annoying bitch I've ever met. >steals my s---, insults me, s---- on my hobbies, tries to humiliate me in front of her friends >hate her guts >one day I've had enough of her s--- and yell at her in the middle of class >her face is bright red and she stops messing with me >constantly tries initiating conversation with me afterward >ignore her or give one word answers >randomly stops me in the hallway and tries to talk to me >I was having a bad day >tell her to f--- off and die >runs away crying and stops talking to me >find out years later from a friend that she had a huge crush on me and bullied me to get my attention cuz thats how I acted with my friends >look her up on insta >she's drop dead gorgeous and in medical school studying to be a neurologist >realize what my life could've been I'm a virgin at 25 f--- everything man

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Atleast anon found his phone and went for a nice stroll followed by a brief swim | /r/Greentext

1h (5/8 12:56) 73244315 1 Re: 0 Img JPG 63KB (600x714) f23.jpg 1 Reply >walking dog >fall into a ditch because I accidentally threw her frisbee in there >Loose my phone without realising until I get home >Go back to look for it >Check the ditch >Fall into it again >Find phone in the process How's your morning going bros? ...

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anon doesnt wash his chicken | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 36 KB JPG 07/04/23(Tue)22:01:39 No.73905264 >Be me talking to coworkers at the office >Mentioning a new chicken recipe and how to prepare it >"Anon you don't wash your chicken?" Thefuckdidujustask.jpeg >"You're not supposed to wash chicken" >Everyone around the office looks at me in shock >Start to panic >Everyone taking this dumb bitches side admitting they wash their chicken >Stutter out that all the good s--- gets washed off and the meat is clean cause factorys blesch etc >"Ya but you have to wash off the gross white slimy stuff" THATSTHEFUCKINGFAT.mp4 >Spend the rest of the night asking coworkers if they wash their chicken >Everyone says they do >Go home >Take out 2 frozen thighs >Wash them >They taste like plain s--- afterwards Did I just get trolled or do retards really clean off meat cuts

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Anonymous 1.48 MB GIF 07/04/23(Tue)09:16:52 No.73901387 >Edge in bed for like four hours straight last night >Not even jerking off anymore, just humping pillow >Constantly mumbling "I love you, I need you" to no one >Finally orgasm in the prone position >Balls feel like someone them in Icy-Hot for a moment >Think nothing of it, try to get some sleep >Not even five minutes later, need to pee >Piss sprays everywhere, comes out like a leaky faucet >The moment I put my underwear back on my entire crotch starts to hurt >Go back into bed, throat is dry and feeling a hot flash >End up tossing and turning because there's this constant dull pain >Brain starts convincing me I have kidney stones or testicular torsion so I panic >Try to drink water, this makes me have to pee five minutes later again >Finally able to sleep but with an increased heart rate, wake up in a literal sweat-drenched heap I think I should stop masturbating. : Anonymous >prone m----------- >as an adult Oh no no no 07/04/23(Tue)09:21:19 No.73901413 >>73901456 # >>73903207 # >>73905470 #

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Anon is an American | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 158 KB PNG 07/04/23(Tue)16:59:02 No.902054269 >be me >American >4th of July >wage massa gave us day off work >no friends to celebrate with, family disowned me long ago >make burger and hot dog for myself >wait till it gets dark and light off a sparkler >coom to some p---- just now >drink a beer and watch the fireworks from my window >remember I couldn't do any of this if I was in China >mfw proud to be an American Happy Merica day bros

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Anon obviously couldn’t take a hint | /r/Greentext

Anonymous F--- DEADASS? >be me 37 KB JPG 07/04/23(Tue)16:20:37 No.73905484 >in 9th grade >know this one girl in my classes >9/10 hot asf but she's the most annoying bitch I've ever met. >steals my s---, insults me, s---- on my hobbies, tries to humiliate me in front of her friends >hate her guts >one day I've had enough of her s--- and yell at her in the middle of class >her face is bright red and she stops messing with me >constantly tries initiating conversation with me afterward >ignore her or give one word answers >randomly stops me in the hallway and tries to talk to me >I was having a bad day >tell her to f--- off and die >runs away crying and stops talking to me >find out years later from a friend that she had a huge crush on me and bullied me to get my attention cuz thats how I acted with my friends >look her up on insta >she's drop dead gorgeous and in medical school studying to be a neurologist >realize what my life could've been I'm a virgin at 25 f--- everything man

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File: wwheelchair.jpg (73 KB, 480x480) Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)22:57:51 No.73905241 ► >be me, single anon; no s---, sherlock >want intimate time with a lady >goes on le Tinder >match with a cutie >speak with her for two weeks, agree on a date >super excited >today, go to meeting point, a bar downtown I suggested >I look like a pretrified idiot >so no seks with cute robogirl I presume >see her waiting in a wheelchair on a table outside the bar >-the f--- is this >go talk to her >she tells me she got into a car accident, that this is something new and she didn't tell me because she thought I would refuse to meet her, also she might walk again someday >ok, that's fair enough, it's true I'm not sure I would have agreed >old back anger, take a deep breath >never f----- with a cripple, might be fun, who knows >sit down, ask if she wants to drink something >young lady quite surprised >order two cokes >genuinely interested on knowing how she's getting thru life >say I'm sorry to have chosen this bar, because it's not easy to access for a disabled person >we start talking, quickly notice something is not right, she's looking more and more uncomfortable, the more she talks, the less her story makes sense >suddently she stands up from her chair >-WAT, BEHOLD A MIRACLE >>proceeds to tell me that it was some kind of pervert social experiment, points a guy behind me, guy waves at me and does a thumbsup >she says that I seem to be a very nice lad and wishes me luck to meet someone nice because I deserve it >I'm ded inside, mortified >she leaves with the guy It was too good to be true, since I didn't have to take the f------ bitch to anywhere and just paid for the two cokes, I decided to use the monies to hire an escort tomorrow. Pic unrelated

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The king does not feel fear at sight of a peasant | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/03/23(Wed) 22:32:32 No.70838867 10 KB JPG found an infinite motivation glitch >be me >21 >6'3 wider than a doorframe >a little chubby, socially awkward and insecure >be at work >pouring water into my bottle >coworker waiting behind me >an hour later overhear him talking with another coworker >"I've gotta get into the gym again. Every new guy that comes is bigger than me" >realize that im not the only one who gets insecure >ff 2 months >read lots of psychology and philosophy books >realize how intimidated everyone is by me since im huge and mostly quiet >decide to become even bigger >start lifting >get noticably bigger muscles >lose some weight >become more confident >talk more with coworkers >social anxiety decreases >mfw its so easy bros just be better than them make them insecure make them doubt themselves

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Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue)12:20:16 No.902040238 [Reply] ► So my girlfriend got r---- and beaten. I broke up with her right after she told me. This is what happened: >Dating girlfriend for 7 months. >She wants to go to this sleazy club with her friend. >I told her I didn't want her to go. >Had an argument about it. She was like "You don't own me and I can do what I want." and that b-------. >Told her if she went then I'm breaking up with her. >She said she wouldn't go and dropped it. >Saturday came. >Hadn't heard from her all day. >At 4AM on Sunday she calls me crying. >She says she got r---- and beat up. >She went to the club anyway. Apparently she left alone with some guy and his friend to go to a party. They took her somewhere and beat her up and r---- her. >Had many feelings about this, none of them pleasant. >I told her if she went to the club that I'd leave her and I told her we were over. >She started freaking out and saying she needs me right now and that she was sorry. >Told her never to call me again. >Have been getting rabid hate from her friends and my friends think I was way too cold. >She broke my trust, went somewhere I said not to, was probably going to end up cheating on me anyway and got r---- and beaten over it and I'm suppose to feel sorry for her. I saw her like yesterday and she was pretty beat up, she had bruises and a black eye and stuff. So I do believe she was r---- but this wouldn't of happened if she had just listened to me. Everybody thinks I'm evil. My ex-girlfriend has been trying to talk to me but I have no desire to speak to her. You guys think I was too harsh? I just have a hard time feeling bad when I feel so right...

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The Happening Of All Happening(...) 07/04/23(Tue)20:26:27 No.433311044 O, my faithful! The end is nigh! On the 5th of July, NATO or Russia will attack the Zaporizhzhia nuclear power plant. This will cause potential high amounts of radiation to spread across the whole of Europe, and will certainly cause Article 5 to be activated. I would recommend moving out of the cities immediately. We shall rebuild from the rubble, my children! Let us now praise the Prince of Darkness himself, Lord Kek, and may his digits bless us with the most chaotic of happenings. 0, my faithful! Prepare for the destruction of civilisation as we know it. Let us have our radioactive Sodom and Gomorrah! 466 KB JPG >Russia 'plants explosives' on NUCLEAR POWER PLANT in Putin's most dangerous move yet https://www.express.co.uk/news/worl d/1787607/Nuclear-plant-explosives-Russia- Ukraine >Ukraine claims Russia is planning to attack Europe's biggest nuclear station TONIGHT

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