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File: a09.png (387 KB, 680x708) Anonymous 03/13/21 (Sat)14:25:15 No.62733814 [Reply] >be me >In uni >Have to take Spanish class to fullfil some requirement >Part of our grade is a spoken portion that consists of us all sitting down and the teacher asking us questions and us answering them infront of the class >Already kinda f----- up on it before and my grade is pretty s--- in the class, need to do better this time around >Professor asks me several questions, and eventually asks me to describe my girlfriend or make up stuff if I don't have one (i obviously don't) >Blank a little >"mi novio es de Argentina, mi novio tiene 20 anos, a mi novio le gusta escuchar musica." >Professor responds "That's good anon but I think you meant "mi novia" >Realized that I forgot to properly gender the words >Realize I still need a good grade in this class >Respond "no, i meant to say that" >Get an A in that sleeping portion >Obviously gay kid asks to hang out after class F------ spanish made me gay.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous 06/09/16(Thu)09:06:10 No.70616737 >>70616804 >>70617114 >>70618579 >>70619590 >>70624748 >>70625008 >>70626149 1458295586469.jpg (246 KB, 1536x2048) google igdb V Burn Stigmatization, Not Body Acceptance Take The Stairs only if you are ABLE. All bodies are built differently. Your ability to use a staircase or weighing a certain amount is not an indicator of your health. Stop fat stigmatization and discrimination against body types which don't fall under the umbrella of what our biased society defines as 'normal'. Anonymous 06/09/16 (Thu)09:17:18 No.70617114 >>70618769 >>70621518 >>70622997 >>70616737 >guy with wheelchair and guy missing a leg made it farther than the fat person

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: Anonymous 08/10/21 (Tue)12:45:23 No.860730521 >be me >find cute girl I like >start dating girl at end of high school >quickly start fantasising about other girls >since it's my first real relationship always think to myself "could I do better?" even tho she cool 131 KB JPG >break up after 3 years >keen af to be free and flirt with all them qts >quickly realise I'm an absolute social retard >whydidsheleaveme >single for about 2 years due to being a social caveman >find new cute girl >put lots of effort into going on dates and flirting with her >really like her >we have sexy times and she becomes my gf >she's perfect for me >immediately lose interest Why am I like this w-- is wrong with me

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: Anonymous 09/17/22(Sat)15:48:03 No.70250275 139 KB JPG >horny and depressed >out of boredom c-- on pictures on my tablet and put my hairy tiny c--- on there too >upload it to the internet >people actually liked >people request me to c-- on certain pics >some even offer me a b------ and call my c--- cute I like the attention and validation but I feel like this could be a downward spiral

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Anonymous Did I get sexually harassed? 07/04/23(Tue)23:09:14 No.902069494 >have to do first aid course >male instructor teaches us about how to properly position an unconscious person >Some other dude and me get picked for a demonstration >I play the victim >Instructor tells me to lay on my back and not move a muscle during the process as to show how difficult it can be to move someone who is unconscious 158 KB JPG >easy enough >other dude rolls me over and I end up in a position like picrel >Instructor chuckles and says "now this looks exciting, should I get a camera?" What did he mean by this? I'm a guy btw

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: Anonymous (ID: 3KB6HSxa 13 KB PNG 22 Replies 13 Images 12 KB PNG 08/15/19(Thu)09:00:55 No.8561239 watermelephant : Anonymous (ID: 3KB6HSxa >>8563676 # View Thread 08/15/19(Thu)21:29:51 No.8563668 >>8561993 # lemonkey

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: Anonymous 10 KB PNG 07/05/23 (Wed)01:38:29 No.73910140 >Goto a tim horton's every night after leaving work or in the day before I head into work >Crack jokes at the menu speaker every night and day to improve wagies day >Start learning their names and being nice to them >The workers start to look forward to serving me >Order the same thing every day >Small ice cap >Eventually they start to call me Iceboy >Even make a connection with the branch manager >One day I'm in with the manager ordering >"Wow Iceboy you really come every day huh" >"Yup this is the only place I'll ever come to!" >They smile and hand me a LARGE ice cap for the price of a small HolyFuckStonks.jpg >All the sudden I always get large instead of small for free when I drive through sometimes they throw in a bagel or muffin >Goes on for four months >Fast forward to the other day >The branch is closed for July 1st FucklWantMyIceCap.mp4 >Drive over to the mcdonalds cause they're still open and don't give a s--- about their workers >"Hey can I get a small ice coffee frappe?" >"Ice boy?" Mfw W--.mp4 >The one night tim hortons worker worked there too >Apparently works between them for more hours >Next morning driving through Tims >Get handed a small by the manager >"Mcdonalds huh"

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: Anonymous 58 KB JPG 03/30/23(Thu)15:57:59 No.10704878 Be me, college loser. Never been good with the ladies. First day in chemistry class this hot big t---- girl I knew in high school walks in. By the power of the gods we are partnered up for lab. Spend the first few labs making dumb jokes, she laughs, I'm feeling great. Decide to man up and ask for her number, "for homework and stuff for class." She agrees. I also add her on Facebook. A week later I text her, "Hey, what's up?" 20 minutes later, she responds, "Nothing much, just getting ready for the test next week!" I text back, "Same, but I can't concentrate. I just keep thinking about your jumbo jugs." One hour goes by, no response. I check Facebook, she blocked me. Next day, she didn't show up to class. Day after that the teacher assigns us each new lab partners. She never talked to me again. Now when I see her on campus she always looks the other way. If she won't look at me then I'll just keep staring at her t---.

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File: w.jpg (7 KB, 237x213) help Anonymous 07/04/23 (Tue)22:08:10 No.29285293 >>29285320 >>29 >I meet this cool guy >Been talking on discord for almost two years >He loves me romantically >I love him too (romantically) >Im 18, he is 16 (our birthday is almost the same day) >We want a relationship but live at the other side of our county + age gap (We told our feeling to each other after like 9 months of talking everyday) Anons am I just a p--- or this is fine?

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Anonymous 158 KB PNG >wait till it gets dark and light off a sparkler >coom to some p---- just now >drink a beer and watch the fireworks from my window 07/04/23(Tue)18:59:02 No.902054269 >be me >American >4th of July >wage massa gave us day off work >no friends to celebrate with, family disowned me long ago >make burger and hot dog for myself >remember I couldn't do any of this if I was in China >mfw proud to be an American Happy Merica day bros >>902054433 # : Anonymous 07/04/23(Tue) 19:01:44 No.902054373 You can drink beer in China and they literally invented fireworks retard >>902054734 # : Anonymous >>902054373 # Yeah, and their hamburgers and hot dogs are made with real meat, albeit canine! 07/04/23(Tue) 19:03:18 No.902054433 : Anonymous >>902054269 (OP) # Happy merica day bro 07/04/23(Tue)19:03:19 No.902054435

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File: a09.png (387 KB, 680x708) Anonymous 03/13/21 (Sat)14:25:15 No.62733814 [Reply] >be me >In uni >Have to take Spanish class to fullfil some requirement >Part of our grade is a spoken portion that consists of us all sitting down and the teacher asking us questions and us answering them infront of the class >Already kinda f----- up on it before and my grade is pretty s--- in the class, need to do better this time around >Professor asks me several questions, and eventually asks me to describe my girlfriend or make up stuff if I don't have one (i obviously don't) >Blank a little >"mi novio es de Argentina, mi novio tiene 20 anos, a mi novio le gusta escuchar musica." >Professor responds "That's good anon but I think you meant "mi novia" >Realized that I forgot to properly gender the words >Realize I still need a good grade in this class >Respond "no, i meant to say that" >Get an A in that sleeping portion >Obviously gay kid asks to hang out after class F------ spanish made me gay.

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