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Anonymous | 48471330 37,5 kB JPG 1 t sitten >be me >lonely >have cat >find out cats like back scratches >give cat back scratches >cat loves it >cat now follows me around and I give the good scratch >I love cat >cat loves me >I feel loved >not lonely >yes

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File: IMG_1723.jpg (89 KB, 950x950) > after a while he answers less and less > buys a phone that only has calls on it Miss my friend Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)10:29:50 No.32338271 >>32340765 >>32340815 >>32340988 >>32340998 > be me > move to a new city and switch schools just before 4th grade > thissucks.png > first day of class > sit next to some random dude > teacher starts roll call > calls his name just before mine >mfw we become friends >mfw we stayed friends since then up to the end of hs >mfw he's one of mine if not my best friend > 11th grade starts > becomes extremely religious (this happened over the course of HS) > decides to leave school and become completely religious > sad to see him go but keep in contact cuz I love my friend > goes to a monastery to be completely isolated > loose contact as he's completely obsessed with religion and scripture and cannot talk about anything else and also cannot accept nor hear any opinion other than the one his religious sect deems right (we're both religious) > last time we talked felt like talking to a stranger, completely different then my old friend >mfw I lost a friend just like that > ffs today > be bored at work > decide to read our old chats > makes me tear up I miss you bro How do you cope with this? He was such a good friend and it still hurts

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Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:00:02 No.32331309 NEURON METER IQ CERTIFICATE AWARDED TO Gourn Mueller Your IQ score is 74 Neuron Meber What kind of job can I get with an IQ of 74? March 10, 2023 614 KB PNG Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:02:53 No.32331329 A Trump Cabinet appointee

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: Anonymous 121 KB JPG 08/06/23(Sun)13:40:46 No.903861841 The biggest injustice-story of my life: >I'm having fun at the playground >there are other kids as well >but they mind their own business >while building sand castles I find an old rusty machete >so cool!.png >start swinging it around in a safe distance from the other kids >policeman starts watching me >but I don't care bcs I don't harm anyone >fight against imaginary enemies with my machete >get arrested, imprisoned, and called a "public threat" >they didn't even bother calling my parents Apparently you're not allowed to have fun as a 32 year old.

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Anon comes from a land of the rising sun | /r/Greentext

$ Anon comes from a land of the rising sun Anonymous 04/04/19 (Thu) 11:37:42 No.8787553 [Reply] [Watch Thread] [Show All Posts] >be me >In Japan, heart surgeon. >Number one. >Steady hand. >One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. >I do operation. >But mistake! >Yakuza boss die! >Yakuza very mad! >I hide fishing boat, come to America. >No English, no food, no money. >4chan give me job. >Now I have house, American car and new woman. >4chan save life. >My big secret. >I kill yakuza boss on purpose. >I good surgeon. The best! [=]

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Anon is fluent | /r/Greentext

05/21/22(Sat) 08:24:20 No.165039712 : Anonymous >>165039361 (OP) # >Starting choking on a chicken bone >Dutch colleague said he didn't know i spoke Dutch >>165040004 # >>165040047 # >>165040107 # >>165040153 # >>165041721 # >>165041836 #

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: Anonymous Important You 2.47 MB JPG 08/03/23(Thu) This is Batman

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Anon loses everyone he gets close to....... | /r/Greentext

>be me >15 y/o >depressed af >listen to linkin park >idolise chester >happy now >chester commit suicide 20 KB JPG >get depressed again >listen to xxxtentacion >happy again >xxxtentacion get killed >get even more depressed

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: Anonymous 22 KB PNG mfw It never ends 07/06/18(Fri)09:02:54 No.46602339 >be me >have flacid penis fetish >look at d--- >get hard >wait to get soft >look at d--- >get hard

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Anonymous Have I just been doing s--- wr(...) 355 KB JPG 08/06/23(Sun)08:25:09 No.903855874 >be me >avid nike fan since very young age >decide to branch out and get something not Nike >feel like I betrayed the Nike gods for getting a pair of vans >they arrive >don't have high expectations, the can't be better than my Jordan 1 high top cumfuck titass editions, right? >put them on >comfiest shoe I've ever worn >mfw

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Why didnt Napolean & his army go back to France before Russian winter? Is he f------ retarded? Why didnt Napolean & his army (...) NAPOLEON LA CAMPAGNE DE RUSSIE 216 KB JPG W--? 07/17/23 (Mon)19:51:48 No.187680055 >Be Napoleon >Invade Russia >Stay there through winter >Russians burned their crops and Moscow >Lost 400,000 to Russian winters and starvation.

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Anonymous Wat 150 KB PNG 09/24/18(Mon)23:23:35 No.48329553 >be me >Viet Cong >hear Fortunate Son in distance >mfw

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Anon finds love....... | /r/Greentext

>seeing some girl recently >go to her house to f--- her again >while we are cuddling ask her what's on her mind >tells me that she likes me >tell her I like her too >tells me how she likes to kiss me, hold me, how she likes me eyes, my laugh, the way I talk >we don't fall asleep until 5am >leave her house around 7am 410 KB PNG >keeps saying she doesn't want me to go >driving back to my place the feelings hit me >tfw you've been emotionally deprived for the first 19 years of your life >tfw you thought you would end up alone and a loser but you managed to turn out just fine >tfw you realize you aren't alone in this world >tfw you matter to someone It's a feeling that is warmer than heroin /b/

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Anonymous 11/10/13(Sun)21:40:01 No.515425318 > been chatting with cute 14 year old girl > really flirty and sexy > now she tells me she's 61 KB JPG an undercover cop > how f------ cool is that for someone her age

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