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O Anonymous 08/11/23(Fri)09:30:21 No.74347996 [Reply] ► >open social media >scroll past comments of a post >retarded comments with plenty of likes I'm starting to believe more and more how the average woman is retarded. Men are based desu.

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Anonymous Why are Tik Tok users like this(...) 227 KB JPG play today desus" >Be me 03/13/25(Thu)11:58:38 No.80613444 >Be in a friend group >Have a Tik Tok user friend who acts like a typical tiktoker and uses weird slang that nobody but tiktokers and brain rot people use. >Ffw to today >Ask my friends "If anyone wants to >Tik Tok guy proceeds to analyze my message via ChatGPT and generates a reply stating that the word "desu" is not real >I tell the guy that using ai to reply to messages is gay and that the word "desu" is as real as the word "rizz" >He then proceeds to send me dictionary webpages of the word rizz because no s--- Cambridge added this word because there are more Tik Tok users therefore more uses of "rizz" >hence why the word "rizz" was accepted by the old farts at Cambridge and not "desu" >He then says I am wrong and generates an ai reply which contains the exact same talking points I made regarding why rizz is treated as a valid word and not "desu" Anon why are these Tik Tok blorbos like this? Are their brains too deep fried to think independently of AI?

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: KmSi6BVZ) 03/12/25(Wed)18:23:37 No.500275510 By a single vote, New Hampshire House passes legislation to remove circumcision from Medicaid BY: WILLIAM SKIPWORTH MARCH 12.2025 5:00 AM Jews L 508 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: w9rDlaqo ) >>500275510 (OP) 03/12/25(Wed)18:27:09 No.500275856 watch trump write executive order to repeal this

Anonymous Imagine being an adult but sti(...) 159 KB PNG 03/12/25(Wed)12:40:30 No.80605387 Imagine being free as an adult without having a rotten, bored brain. Imagine how nice it must be to have the spirit of a child, to have full dreams, full desires, without being a slave to your parents. When you were a child, you could get a lot of dopamine from a flash game, you appreciate things and life, and a game that you might find disappointing or really disappointing you'd still appreciate - you can find qualities in everything. Now even traveling to Australia or Japan will never give you as much dopamine as something as simple as before. Everything you do becomes a given.

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MAKE AMERICK GREAT ABAN 73 KB JPEG 06/202. > spend the better part of the last 6 years on /pol/ > fly to washington in the middle of a pandemic to hear Trump rant about Oprah and Mike Pence > march up to congress on his orders to break s--- and destroy the deep state > don't find any deep state and mill around aimlessly in the capitol building > get my picture taken in Nancy Pelosis office > the next day I hear that Biden won anyway > realise all my favorite twitter news sources with names like Patriot Newsman Of the West and avatars of roman statues have posted those photos of me online > they label me a "gay communist Antifa actor." > the next day my god emperor who I copy pasted into all those warhammer memes puts out a video bending the knee and condemning my movement > "I'm sorry, those were heinous acts! p-please let me use Twitter again Jack! I want to use Twitter again!" > can't leave DC because airlines have dubbed me a flight risk > can't stay because the cops are actively looking for every one of us after one of their own died > my roommate at the only hotel that would accept me, a guy named based kekistani1488 wants to show me his goblin slayer torrents > the sun is going down and I feel cold

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: Anonymous 07/27/23(Thu)10:55:28 No.74172635 C: Daddy IMG_2305.jpg 76 KB JPG >be me >femanon + neet + khv wombo combo >i download plebbit to shitpost >mention in a comment somewhere that i'm a girl >wake up next day to a DM request from a guy literally begging me to send him videos of me pissing myself >all his posts are about drinking piss >respond with "ew weirdo" >get reported for harassment >banned within 24 hrs tale as old as time

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Anonymous Owned >be me last year >wife was a s------ >Hold onto the relationship because I thought she'd eventually be how she used to be when we first met >She never turned back, ended up divorcing >She struggled to afford anything because of drugs >She asks me for financial help >I had gambled my last $15 of disposable for the weekend, ended up winning like $300 at the casino though >Send her $10 through cash app, say "I won this while gambling, it was the 2nd luckiest I've been this week right behind losing you" >Blocked on everything, haven't heard from her since rea 52 KB JPG 08/11/23(Fri)07:19:44 No.904122380 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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: Anonymous B & S 08/10/23(Thu)22:39:39 No.646963689 >quest 2, on >link cable, connected >blade and sorcery, loaded >wait.. >hostile NPC female to male ratio is 50/50 >crank that s--- up >100/0 We're ready to game, lads. 189 KB PNG

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Anonymous 02/04/19(Mon)05:14:48 No.791776365 Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough 198 KB JPG Brazil >there once was a woman called Jill >who tried an explosion stick for a thrill >they found her vagina in North Carolina >and parts of her t--- in

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: Anonymous 356 KB JPG 02/09/21 (Tue)17:00:19 No.846977777 > be me, closeted bisexual > mostly into grils, but have a thing for traps > decide to find a trap irl > go on Grindr, swipe left until I find a cute femboy > we start talking and sharing nudes, body is surprisingly feminine for a trap > he wants to meet up > itsHappening.exe > show up, hes shorter than me and petite, just how I like em > get up to bedroom and start making out > he stops, "Anon, I have to tell you something" > "It's cool, I know you have a d---" > "Actually Anon, I'm ftm. I dont have a d---" > mfw, it's actually a chick > mfw, I got reversed traped

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Anonymous Hace 2 horas A 74344061 >be me >I work in fast food (I am 34) >mostly work with zoomers >new kid starts >he it the most typical future incel I've ever met >makes stupid sfw jokes constantly >overly expressive and reactionary >I can feel the zoomette p---- drying up around me when he speaks >tfw I now perfectly understand what girls meant by "you're too nice" I feel both annoyance and pity for him. I know what the next decade of his life is going to be like and there isn't anything I can do for him. I know understand why the other dudes didn't want to be around me in highschool. I understand everything so clearly now.

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Anon the Anteater | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/11/23(Fri)15:56:53 No.74349814 Anteater f--.png 80 KB PNG >Be me, sperg f-- >Litte kid with no friends >Walking alone on the street. >See a trail of ants. Idea.png >Think Anteaters are cool. >Look around. Makes sure no one is around. >Middle of the day so street is empty >Get on on all fours. >Stick out my tounge. >Start dabbing sidewalk pretending to be an Anteater. >The ants are helpless and begin to scatter. I am anon the anteater. Jpeg >Look up and see an old woman watching me through her window. >Jump to my feet and haul ass home

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Is Barbie still worth watching? Didn’t watch either movie | /r/Greentext

E 1677792884230596.jpg 52 KB JPG >>187940515 # >go see Barbie with friend and sister >tell sister my friend is in the movie (he is literally Ryan Gosling) >Michael Ceras character comes on the screen >sister says "hey anon, you're in the movie too" >mfw

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11 KB JPG >be me, a 29 year old, overweight bearded man with a passion for making food >Run a pizza joint in the middle of my town >My shop is loved by most of the town, everyone is very kind >One night at about 7:30 we're slowing down and ready to clean up shop when a boy outside the shop fell off his bike >I run out and help him up, he's crying, I get him some ice and offer him a Mountain Dew while we call his mom >His mom shows up, she thanks me for helping him >The kid jokes that we should go on a date, I laugh >His mom laughs and awkwardly asks if I'm single, I tell her that I am >Fast forward and we're on a date >Turns out she's a nurse and has two kids, the boy I helped who's 6 and a younger sister who's 2 her husband was a drug addict who left her >Our dates go very well and she ends up helping me at my Pizza place >We get married >Exactly one year after meeting her I'm helping our kids with homework and feeding a family of my own Never give up and always help others, it's worth it

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: Anonymous 23 KB JPG 08/11/23(Fri)11:45:09 No.904144538 >be me >trying to sleep >neighbor's dog starts barking for whatever reason >second dog starts barking at first dog for barking >other dogs start barking at the first and second dogs for barking >for the next half hour, 10+ dogs all bark at each other for no f------ reason Sometimes, I f------ hate dogs, man

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Anon goes rowing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 341 KB JPG 08/11/23(Fri)23:06:59 No.71902837 >be me 32 >on cruise ship holiday in norway, small ship going along the coast >in the gym I thought was deserted >notice they have a rowing machine, and we're at f----- sea, no contest. Plan to do half an hour >I like to listen to sea shantys on my headphones to get motivated, picture myself as anything from a based pirate getting in to tortuga with a hold full of loot to a viking warrior heading out with the boys on a raid >think f--- it gym is empty might as well sing along. >belt out wellerman, drunken sailor, imagine myself moving the very cruise ship, nearly in tears >set finishing and there is a 10/10 nordic princess and her bf crying laughing filming me >cheeks burning red, wipe down machine and rush out >girl says "arrrr" as I pass, both proceed to piss themselves again >dont leave cabin for the rest of the day F--- this arent scandis supposed to be shy? I feel like I was judged unworthy by viking ancestors, was a long time before I could row again.

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