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: Anonymous 05/16/23(Tue)10:06:59 No.15052157 >"heavy objects fall faster than light ones" >none cares to check if this is true for 2000 years 34 KB JPG

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Anonymous Deutsche Bolfsgenossen jüdischer Abstammung! Wählt deutsch! 72 KB JPG 02/09/25(Sun)18:04:21 No. 17499668 >The Association of German National Jews (German: Verband nationaldeutscher Juden) was a German-Jewish organization during the Interwar period that supported Adolf Hitler and the NSDAP. They claimed that the NSDAP didn't actually hate Jews and that they only used Antisemitic rhetoric to "stir up the masses". >After the NSDAP took power, the group was outlawed and it's members were the first to be sent to Concentration Camps Were they stupid?

Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)09:00:46 No.702351406 Overall, it is safer in our country - nobody will waylay you on your journey. And we treat women with greater respect and set great store by learning! Natsal Onal: I find wandless magic to be much more instinctive. Not to mention quite convenient if one is without their wand. humiliationrituals.png 1.73 MB PNG >dev inserts a black character randomly into the setting >proceeds to use them to talk down to the character >implies that western culture is inferior in some aspect >you can literally hear the dev cooming in the background as he gets a moral high off of doing this to you is there a term for this phenomenon?

File: download.jpg (6 KB, 318x159) Anti-Doge SHILLS and GLOWIES BTFO ETERNALLY Anonymous (ID: Y62GCO4K) E 02/06/25(Thu)16:34:47 No.496712462 >>496715886 >>496716354 >be me >lawyer, actually reads Trump's DOGE Executive Order >expecting some illegal power grab, but it's airtight >turns out Trump & Musk didn't create s----Obama did >Obama created United States Digital Service (USDS) in 2014 >was meant to fix Big Mike's t----- BFF's website after it launched as a flaming pile of DEI s--- >bureaucratic patch job to fix the Obamacare website meltdown >fast forward to 2025, Trump rebrands it DOGE (United States DOGE Service) >keeps the acronym, keeps the funding, but gives it a whole new mission: Find the Receipts >legally untouchable because it was already fully funded and operational >Trump invokes 5 USC 3161, which allows him to create temporary hiring authorities >DOGE teams get embedded inside every single federal agency >each team consists of a lawyer, HR rep,zoomer nerd, and an investigator >they report to DOGE, not the agency they're embedded in >but wait, there's more >Trump invokes 44 USC Chapter 35 which governs federal IT and cybersecurity oversight >since USDS was originally an IT oversight body, DOGE now has full access to all federal data systems >yes, all of them >executive order is written to block legal challenges >includes language that overrides conflicting executive orders >orders every agency to comply, refusing means they violate presidential authority >Congress can't defund it because it's not a new program, just a repurposed one >DOJ can't sue for overreach because Trump used existing laws exactly as written >Dems trying to file legal challenges, but they run into standing issues because DOGE operates within existing frameworks >Obama literally built the perfect Deep State IT backdoor >Trump & Musk just hacked the system and took the admin controls >Musk now has legal oversight of every major agency's internal systems the Deep State can't stop it without rewriting multiple federal laws >MFW they legally outplayed the system and there's nothing anyone can do about it >MFW Obama created DOGE

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>be me >yesterday >friend invites me to his house to hang out with other people i don't know but i get nervous about these things so i don't go >remember when i used to play minecraft instead 23 KB JPG >buy minecraft for s---- and giggles >dad walks in on me playing it >asks if i want to play it with him >dad plays on my old account while i play on my new one >we have fun together for hours >mfw thank you dad. you made my day today.

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File: bale-1.jpg (48 KB, 800x450) Anonymous 09/01/23 (Fri)08:51:13 No.74583923 >>74583939 >>74583958 >>74584089 >>74584840 >>74584887 >Gf asks me about my sexual past (she's Christian, so is basically aksing if I was a degenerate) >Think about all the times I jacked off to loli p--- or cross dressed >Say: "Ya know, I used to struggle with that stuff, but God saved me" >Get engaged

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34m (8/31 21:32) 905306825.0 Re - 0 Img JPG 111KB (1300 x 700) Dallas-Express-Photo-9-1.jpg 2770 >me be >taking a year long road trip across America in the 90s >right before I left a town or city, I'd pay a h----- to have sex with me >once I finished, I'd beat them up and take my money back plus whatever they had on them and then flee the city ●●● >never got caught and I made like $7000 in profit that year >plus I got to beat random hookers up

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Anonymous 09/01/23(Fri)01:16:00 No.905326774 >>905327077 >>905336557 File: 000456.jpg (217 KB, 960x1243) >>905325329 (OP). >be me >2013 >be 17 >Living with parents >My cousin from Mexico moved with us here in the States >She has no legal papers >She entered with a tourist visa >She plans to stay here and not return to Mexico >She was 16 >OK looking big hips short and amazing body >time passes >My cousin and I began to bond >We develop a mutual crush >We mess around >Kiss, fondle, grind >always in secret >She asks my parents if it's legal for cousins to marry in the states >My parents did not like the idea >They rebuke her because our family is very catholic and s--- >We continue messing around in secret >one day >can't help it pull her panties >Point of no return >we f----- >This became a recurring thing >We f----- at odd hours >While my parents were away >or when they were sleeping >Sneak to the garage and have a quick >On one occasion I could not pull out in time >We got scared >But no big deal maybe she was not ovulating >4 weeks later >turns out she was >She is officially pregnant >Parents freak the f--- out >Keep the pregnancy a secret from the rest of the family >A healthy baby is born >Mom and cousin raised the baby as my cousin's brother >But in legal papers the kid is our son >They arranged a secret marriage between us >At least she will have papers now >She eventually naturalized >We do not live together anymore

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: Anonymous 04/09/23(Sun)11:44:48 No.72885419 Coincidence? 20230409_091349.jpg 1.51 MB JPG >Be Disney >Fire Muscle Mommy because she's based and chad >Hire Jabba the Hutt >Views go down 40%

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: Anonymous 08/26/23(Sat)23:53:52 No.74519753 aMc D e8e94a791295b559719ccd7cd315abc66287f4f2_hq.gif 3.84 MB GIF >male isolates himself from society because p--- is easer than scoring for love and thus sex. >female isolates herself from society because males are no longer courting her. >base urges take over and she gets the attention and money she needs by selling herself on onlyfans etc. I just realized this. Its a cycle. When you stop participating in society, you don't hurt yourself, you hurt females too, your other half who you could have met, uplifted and kept straight, but that would also require keeping yourself straight first, which is too much hard work and so you don't do it. Its a vicious cycle.

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: Anonymous 127 KB JPG 09/01/23(Fri)00:23:43 No.74583452 Welp >be me >30 >Went out camping >Sit out near the dock after the sun sets >Someone comes a long >We talk for a bit >She's 20 >Seems to be a thing every night >Eventually get her contacts >Few months in we get closer >Confesses her feelings to me >Taken a bit by surprise

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: Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)12:02:11 No.905306825 112 KB JPG >me be >taking a year long road trip across America in the 90s >right before I left a town or city, I'd pay a h----- to have sex with me >once I finished, I'd beat them up and take my money back plus whatever they had on them and then flee the city >never got caught and I made like $7000 in profit that year >plus I got to beat random hookers up

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Anonymous Everyone else 08/31/23(Thu)13:29:26 No.905313556 XPROSPEK SEIKO % IMG_2685.jpg 126 KB JPG How trigger all of internet >be America >always #1 Why do they even bother competing against us

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: Anonymous bruh graduate college 01/12/23(Thu)09:55:35 No.71795647 194 KB JPG >get highest paying job I'm qualified for (23/hr) >rent cheapest apartment I can find (850/month) >have to pay on loans (1k/month) >have to buy groceries for myself (~400/month) How in thee f--- am I supposed to make it

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