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: Anonymous 08/12/23(Sat)09:18:56 No.188670153 37653830-D454-4B22-ABCF-C5F15DA14515.jpg 764 KB JPG >accused of stealing even though you did not do it >public defender tells you that pleading guilty will only be a 100 dollar fine but a guilty verdict will be 3 years in prison >can not risk leaving your sick daughter without a father for 3 years >plead guilty >die from a f------ heart attack Anyone who agrees with Kira is a weak-minded fool. L (and Near especially) were right about him. One man should not be able to decide if a person deserves the death penalty. There is a reason the legal system is so complex and not just "kill criminals until no more criminals exist."

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12/06/24(Fri)11:21:22 No.490600063 A victim of the Mannheim terror attack in Germany has now been convicted of anti-Islam hate speech: Stabbed by an Islamist, now silenced by the state Why are Germans mega cucked? Its so f------ unreal. >Waves of arabs and poos invade Germany >Random germanon complains that the arabs are violent r--- jihadist >Religion of peace jihadist stabs the Germanon in retaliation >Buck broken police dont want to appear racist, so they apprehend the germanon instead of the knife wielding arab >They all get stabbed, one cops dies >FFW to today the Germanon gets fined for hate speech against the arab.

Anonymous 408 KB JPG 02/15/19(Fri)08:45:18 No.792708139 >be me >transgender >start hormones and start developing t--- >they are hairy as f--- >ask endocrinologist if it will ever stop >he says no and that i need laser >it costs a fortune Wat do/b/? Anonymous 02/15/19(Fri)08:47:01 No.792708238 >try to spit in the face of God >Become genetic abomination Things seem to be taking their natural course OP

File: images (1).jpg (7 KB, 228x221) Go to the gym and seek self improvement ffs Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat)21:49:58 No.32380026 >be me >have best friend for 5 years >let's call him Dave >Dave has been in love with his childhood friend/crush since grade 1 >we'll call her Abigail > She is active in sports and has an excellent grade in uni >Abigail gets a boyfriend >dude is a gym Chad™ >Dave goes full rage mode >rants to me about how "Chads" steal all the girls and women only like jerks >Dave says Abigail's bf treats her like crap and sleeps with lot of women >actually met Abigail's bf >he's legit the nicest guy I've met >Christian, has never slept with women, devout but doesn't push it on anyone >major in peace studies and wants to become a charity worker abroad >dude even helped me out at the gym >went from skinny as hell to gaining 10kg in 2 months thanks to him >We play basketball together with his bros >Dave, meanwhile, is lazy, overweight, watches anime/LoL all day, and spams edgy s--- on 4chan >bro, get your act together Dave, I know you're reading this because you live on /b/. Abigail didn't pick her bf just because he's jacked. She picked him because he's actually a decent human being. Take a hard look at yourself and stop spreading lies about someone who's better than you in every way. Touch some grass, bro.

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: Anonymous 44 KB JPG 09/08/23(Fri)10:05:05 No.74666350 >lost virginity to my cute 34 yo married mom of 2 kids coworker >we literally go straight from work to a hotel to f--- before she heads home It was either this or being a 24 year old virgin, bros, im sorry.

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4m (9/8 8:24) - 905718259 1 Re-1 Img PNG 280KB (800 × 687) image_2023-09-08_124538377.png Stupid f------ dumbass m------------ >be elon stan >see daddy elon buy twitter >totally fuckasses the deal >"masterful gambit sir" i say, soylent in hand >watch him make awful changes >changes the name to X, wiping 22 billion dollars in value ⠀ >"uhm ackshually he's a genius, he's rebuilding the app to be for everything." I say, sweat slowly dripping down my flabby f------ back >see him go to remove block >"truly a man of our time." i type on my c-- encrusted keyboard >See him blame the Jews for all his s--- decisions >"hmmm yes papi is always right." >get in discord vc with other elon dickriders >pic related Seriously why do people defend elon, he's an absolute f------ sperg, and has turned twitter into 2016 4chan without the f------ irony. He's just a f------ retard. HE INTERFERED WITH AN INTERNATIONAL F------ WAR EFFORT AND HE'S BLAMING THE JEWS.

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32m (9/8 14:11). 905728491 1 Re-0 Img JPG 5KB (276 x 183) download (8).jpg Dazzled and confused > got an erection thinking about killing myself how should I interpret this? ●●●

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: Anonymous stresome 09/08/23(Fri)12:45:28 No.29721294 >Recently left college and managed to find a job after 4 months >Has barely any money >before she got the job we agreed that i'd pay rent while she looked for work and she said shed cover groceries >Fast forward to now 643 KB PNG >Moving to house with gf >Shes never moved out of her parents house >Before we move in together she insisted on moving to the city for a month to be closer to her job's office >While talking to real estate agents I ask her to contribute $100 to rent while I pay the other $450 >She says "fine" but is annoyed at me and the situation of her having to pay $100 for rent >I tell her $100 is nothing >She says shes broke >I tell her you got a job now so pay the rent next month >she says fine >has a fit about not understanding men and sarcastically asking that in future if we split the rent we have to split the bed >tell her not disrespect me >she says if she was a man she wouldn't let her partner pay anything >realize that groceries cost like $50 a month where we'll be moving >realize she might be trying to avoid paying s--- and wants me to live rent free while she "saves" >go to bed >wake up >check instagram and see her insta story about wanting a guy to treat her like girly and not like a tough dude >l equate that to mean that her having to share rent is un- girly or something >dont even bother to reply just get out of bed and go on 4chan and listen to music What would you do in this situation? I cant tell if she's taking advantage of me. Mind you, I earn about $60k a year in a remote job and have supported myself indie since 18. I have reasonable savings and looking towards investing in the S&P500 soon. Shes almost 24 now and just got her 1st "real" fulltime job after working in the service industry as a waitress for years or in retail. Weve known each other for 5 years and this behavior feels out of place and rude for me

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2h (11/25 12:21) 840893983 90 Re 12 Img JPG 77KB (1200 × 947) 22 Replies T. SPECIAL > find a PS5 reseller in your area (Craigslist, Wallapop, Gumtree, Adverts...) > negotiate the price > arrange a meet somewhere far from their home (paid parking if possible) > ghost them So far, 10 down, and 15 meets arranged for the next 5 days. Haven't gotten banned from any platform yet. Am I a bad person? ...

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Anonymous w/w Heg elsker s-ak-ka 145 KB PNG 10/24/22(Mon)19:36:56 No.172757396 >>172757490 # The year is 2045. Norway lives under SWEDISH RULE. All Norwegian men are fed hormones, sissified, and dominated. Norwegian women are breeding stock for Swedish alphas. 'GAME OVER, NORWEGIAN BOY!' Anonymous Ⓒ why do you keep posting this 10/24/22(Mon)19:37:41 No.172757419

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Anonymous (ID: 7cqROVIK) [+] Why did being legal matter? 84 KB JPG 08/19/22 (Fri)20:17:01 No.391794554 >Be me >Driving with my friend >He points to a 10/10 cutie on the sidewalk >"Hey anon, she looks at least 18 right?" >I consult my diagram and confirm she is at least 18 >"I'd love to kill and eat her." >MFW why did being 18 matter?

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: Anonymous Chemistry Physics 08/27/23(Sun)01:15:52 No.74520404 OR OC299845-1EC8-46B0-9ECF-AF115DB7DB31.jpg 79 KB JPG B. My mom works on weekends and my bro recently found a gf but hes too young (16). Summer break is about to end and he really wants to have sex with her but cant cause Im in house all day. I dont work, go outside or do s--- and he is literally going crazy about it He is now begging me to leave house for an hour or two while he invites his girl to his place. Im not gonna let my younger brother have sex before me anons. Am I in the wrong

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: Anonymous 922 KB PNG my flat > 07/03/21 (Sat)11:12:40 No.64419340 >wage slut. minimum wage + unpaid overtime! >finaly save enough money to buy myself a fridge >have to ask coworker, if he can help me pick it up, caus no car >"no problem! Anon" >f--- yeah, i now have a fridge in >next day, everyone at work gossips in what a s------- i live View Thread

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Anonymous PACKS BART Nilla wafers 44 KB JPG : Anonymous amazin ok Anonymous No.794819925 03/12/19(Tue)20:10:47 >implying white people never had their own N word 03/12/19(Tue)20:15:32 No.794820220 03/12/19(Tue)20:16:43 No.794820286

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: Anonymous 25 KB JPG feel nauseous >drink beer feel nauseous >take shower feel nauseous >lay down feel nauseous 09/07/23(Thu)14:01:41 No.74656924 >eat food feel nauseous >sleep feel nauseous >drink water feel nauseous >drink coffee >stand up feel nauseous what the F--- is happening to me? I'm also tired all the time even after sleeping 8+ hours

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: Anonymous 23 KB JPG 09/07/23(Thu)22:47:50 No.905704930 > Be me, 27, living in a cozy neighborhood > Wake up one morning to gentle knocking on my door > Expecting Amazon delivery or maybe those Jehovah's Witnesses again > Open door > It's a squirrel with a clipboard and pen > wat.jpeg > "Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to take our survey?" > Can't believe my ears, must've had too many drinks last night > Laugh and close door thinking it's a hallucination > Next day, hear more knocking > Not one, but five squirrels this time, all with clipboards > PanicModeActivated.png > "Sir, it's a short survey about your acorn storage. Only 5 minutes." > Slam door, this can't be happening > Days go by, squirrels now canvassing the entire neighborhood > Neighbors start complaining about squirrel surveyors > HoA meeting turns into a chaos, debating on Squirrel Relocation Program > Some hipster neighbor argues for squirrel rights and their "freedom to survey" > Fast forward two weeks > Squirrels now have tents, tables, and they're everywhere > Can't even go for a jog without being stopped > "Sir, how do you feel about the branch quality in the local trees?" > NoMorePlease.mp4 > Decide to take matters into my own hands > Buy a fake owl, thinking it'll scare them away > Next day, squirrel with glasses and lab coat at door > "Sir, I'm conducting a study on owl populations in this area. Mind if I interview your owl?" > HeadDesk.gif > One month later, life's become unbearable > Can't even get the mail without going through three squirrel focus groups > Decide to move > Find a peaceful place in the city, away from trees > First morning in new place, wake up to soft knocking > Heart races, praying it's not what I think it is > Open door > Pigeon with a clipboard > "Morning, sir! Mind taking a survey on bread crumbs?" > I can't win Therapy doesn't work. What to do /b/ros?

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: Anonymous 08/12/23(Sat)09:18:56 No.188670153 37653830-D454-4B22-ABCF-C5F15DA14515.jpg 764 KB JPG >accused of stealing even though you did not do it >public defender tells you that pleading guilty will only be a 100 dollar fine but a guilty verdict will be 3 years in prison >can not risk leaving your sick daughter without a father for 3 years >plead guilty >die from a f------ heart attack Anyone who agrees with Kira is a weak-minded fool. L (and Near especially) were right about him. One man should not be able to decide if a person deserves the death penalty. There is a reason the legal system is so complex and not just "kill criminals until no more criminals exist."

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