Players: *Arrive to see the Wizard over a singed corpse of a commoner* Wizard: I can explain. The Paladin: Oh this better be good. Wizard: His hands were backwards! Grieving mother: He had a deformity! Local Magistrate: Cool motive still murder.

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IT TOOK ME DOZENS OF SESSIONS OVER SEVERAL YEARS TO RULE A CITY BY THE END OF THE CAMPAIGN. YOU JUST ROLLED A 20 AND YOUR DM GAVE YOU A CITY. WE ARE NOT THE SAME. imgflip.com

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Well... new campaign, new DM, new group... here we go again with my same PC. Hope it works out this time. :) | /r/dndmemes

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odeacon 7:44 AM Can you post this SEP 23 PLAYER:SO YOUR SAYING THE INTELLECT DEVOURER IS PILOTING THIS GUY DM:YES PLAYER: LIKE A VEHICLE? DM : EXACTLY PLAYER: GREAT. I HAVE PROFICIENCY IN LAND VEHICLES SO I'M GONNA Shut the f--- up Please shut the f--- up

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