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Anonymous 10/12/23(Thu)07:01:15 No.90560090 >that time I "accidentally" spilled soda on the the new Jodah goodstuff pile someone in my pod was sleeving up It was in my house and I maxed him the f--- out when he tried getting me to give him money for them. Kek. F--- 5c f------. He was literally almost crying about his ruined cardboard >>90560104 # >>90560127 # >>90560958 # >>90562408 # Anonymous 10/12/23(Thu)07:03:23 No.90560104 >>90560090 # >lying on the internet for fleeting attention truly sad >>90560129 # Anonymous 10/12/23(Thu)07:06:14 No.90560127 >>90560090 # Imagine being such an utter failure that the only thing you can think to do to give your life meaning is go on the Traditional Games board on 4channel.org and lie about destroying someone's trading cards because you think it makes you look like a big chad >>90560148 #

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Anonymous Why are Tik Tok users like this(...) 227 KB JPG play today desus" >Be me 03/13/25(Thu)11:58:38 No.80613444 >Be in a friend group >Have a Tik Tok user friend who acts like a typical tiktoker and uses weird slang that nobody but tiktokers and brain rot people use. >Ffw to today >Ask my friends "If anyone wants to >Tik Tok guy proceeds to analyze my message via ChatGPT and generates a reply stating that the word "desu" is not real >I tell the guy that using ai to reply to messages is gay and that the word "desu" is as real as the word "rizz" >He then proceeds to send me dictionary webpages of the word rizz because no s--- Cambridge added this word because there are more Tik Tok users therefore more uses of "rizz" >hence why the word "rizz" was accepted by the old farts at Cambridge and not "desu" >He then says I am wrong and generates an ai reply which contains the exact same talking points I made regarding why rizz is treated as a valid word and not "desu" Anon why are these Tik Tok blorbos like this? Are their brains too deep fried to think independently of AI?

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: KmSi6BVZ) 03/12/25(Wed)18:23:37 No.500275510 By a single vote, New Hampshire House passes legislation to remove circumcision from Medicaid BY: WILLIAM SKIPWORTH MARCH 12.2025 5:00 AM Jews L 508 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: w9rDlaqo ) >>500275510 (OP) 03/12/25(Wed)18:27:09 No.500275856 watch trump write executive order to repeal this

Anonymous Imagine being an adult but sti(...) 159 KB PNG 03/12/25(Wed)12:40:30 No.80605387 Imagine being free as an adult without having a rotten, bored brain. Imagine how nice it must be to have the spirit of a child, to have full dreams, full desires, without being a slave to your parents. When you were a child, you could get a lot of dopamine from a flash game, you appreciate things and life, and a game that you might find disappointing or really disappointing you'd still appreciate - you can find qualities in everything. Now even traveling to Australia or Japan will never give you as much dopamine as something as simple as before. Everything you do becomes a given.

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Anon doubts his friends | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Someone just f------ kill me a(...) 15 KB JPG 10/31/23(Tue)13:50:56 No.908551255 >Be me >A------ parents >A------ siblings >Only nice one is my oldest brother >Haven't heard from him in 10 years >Never been able to keep a friend for more than a year >Gave up trying when I turned 15 >Have "friends" on Discord >They say I can talk to them whenever about whatever >Hesitate for about half an hour whenever I do because I don't want to annoy them >Get thoughts that they're only talking to me out of pity >Consider blocking everyone and going dark multiple times so they finally won't have to see me anymore Why am I like this

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The machines will make slaves of us all | /r/Greentext

ONLY THE DEAD CAN KNOW PEACE FROM THIS EVIL 14m (10/30 21:59) 452294447 PNG 137KB (350 × 350) 1400751274413.png 4 Replies ● >get home from work >go to NovelAl >spend 6 hours writing a literal actual novella culminating in a single sex scene >c-- >delete the entire story >go to bed >repeat the next day This s--- is destroying my f------ life

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Yeah, problem? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/31/23(Tue)07:26:39 No.655885906 "Gears of war characters are so unrealistic its comedic nobody looks like that" Gears of war character designer: 27896987235987235.png 384 KB PNG >self-inserts are OK when men do them

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Anons favorite director is Airy Assturd | /r/Greentext

File: 1687104588020.png (3 KB, 454x520) Affor Anonymous 10/28/23(Sat)01:35:58 No.191464652 >>191464676 >>191464820 >>191465108 >>191466318 >One ticket for me, one for my wife and one for her son for the latest slow burn, bone chilling, atmosphere- oozing, trope- subverting, genre-redefining, gut-wrenching, spine-tingling, emotionally taxing, paranoia-inducing, jaw- clenching, nerve-wracking, character- development driven, soul-shaking, nail-biting, anxiety-written, kafkaesque, post-lynchian, question-asking, socially-aware, ethnically- diverse, politically-cognisant, culturally relevant, socially-prescient, thought-provoking, artisanally- crafted and cheap jumpscares free A24 horror film, please! Anonymous 10/28/23(Sat)01:37:15 No.191464676 >>191464652 (OP) # I look like this, say this and do this.

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Anon on hockey. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 29 KB JPG No.75246862 10/31/23(Tue)08:20:53 >the only black guy in the world who plays hockey >murders another player during a game

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Oldie but a goldie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/14/22(Tue)00:58:09 No.880104850 Hello anons before I begin let me clarify that I'm not gay. 910 KB JPG >Be me >This night >18 >At hanging out with my best friend with my parents gone for a few days >We've been best friends for a year now >Been drinking a bit and playing lots of video games and ordered a pizza >We were having a blast >At a certain point in the night like around 9:00 he makes a really funny joke that I don't remember but I know that it made us both laugh really hard >With out thinking I brush my right hand through his semi-curly black hair and call him a funny boy >He blushes >I realize I'm feeling flustered >We're kinda close >All of the sudden he kisses me and for some reason I kiss him back >We make love >Cuddle together and fall asleep >Wake up in the middle of the night with his head snuggled up on my chest and neck area >It feels nice but I'm not a homosexual I'm typing this as he's asleep in my arms. How do I let my best friend down nicely? I don't want to be a f----- /b/

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Anon is not /fit/ | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/19/23(Thu)18:32:34 No.90654920 >spend a few years getting in shape >mew for a few years too >look like a golden god >attend draft >tell the fat f--- next to you "hey buddy you pass me that mythic bomb and I won't steal your gf" >he meekly obliges How has no one thought of this >>90654945 # Anonymous 10/19/23(Thu)18:34:57 No.90654945 >>90654920 # >tell the fat f--- next to you "hey buddy you pass me that mythic bomb and I won't steal your gf" >"Huh? what gf?"

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Anon's tale as a truck driver | /r/Greentext

518 KB PNG >be me >Truck driver >Pull into gas station to shower near Las Vegas >Showers full >Go to bathroom >Huge line for stalls but urinal open >Take huge piss >Asian tourist comes in >Assuming he doesn't speak English well because he's trying to signal to us that he needs to s--- >Stalls are all taken so he runs to the urinal, drops his pants and projectile s---- into a urinal >It was entirely liquid so not really a huge issue there >He runs over to the paper towels >Shoves one in his ass and gives us a thumbs up >He runs out >All 6-8 of us just left in the bathroom look at each other in complete silence

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Anon's conundrum | /r/Greentext

1698593497908467.png PNG 208.9 KiB 860x811 >never really had much of a desire for a girlfriend >whenever i have it, it goes once i j------- >j------- twice today >desire still there it's over right? do i have to get a girlfriend or can i dominate my desires?

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The amazing digital goon session. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/30/23(Mon)12:02:30 No.908520811 >Try to j------- to p--- of Pomni. >90% of the good p--- is of her f------ that purple rabbit guy. LIVEPOMNIREACTION >F------ hate that character. >Goes to j------- to something else. 379 KB PNG

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Anon likes bbc | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/30/23(Mon)23:30:11 No.908519269 >be me >white >have gf but addicted to bbc p--- >freshly 18 >post ass on Craigslist 295 KB PNG >instantly get hit up by a massive bbc >I am a bitch in heat >he says he can't host. Parents aren't home till dark so whatever >he comes over, it's even bigger than the pictures >literally the most veiny, bulging, beautiful black pornstar c--- in my face IRL >I'm about to c-- my pants as a wrap my hands around it >he mercilessly shoves it down my throat and f---- it hard for 15 minutes >mucus running down my chest >we both have a mutual understanding he can do whatever he wants and I would never argue >he's literally plunging the back of my throat, I'm seeing stars >he lays back on the couch (we are in living room) and tells me to go to down >I do. Give best performance of my life >bobbing on a n----- d--- in my happy place >mom walks in, drops bags of groceries on floor screaming >brother walks in behind her. Turns out his baseball game rained out >both looking at me butt naked covered in my own mucus hunched over a rock hard 10 inch bbc on the couch >she walks out, drives off >dad comes home a few hours later >tell him I was blackmailed and didn't want it >"you had a black male alright" he says >mfw

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Anonymous 10/12/23(Thu)07:01:15 No.90560090 >that time I "accidentally" spilled soda on the the new Jodah goodstuff pile someone in my pod was sleeving up It was in my house and I maxed him the f--- out when he tried getting me to give him money for them. Kek. F--- 5c f------. He was literally almost crying about his ruined cardboard >>90560104 # >>90560127 # >>90560958 # >>90562408 # Anonymous 10/12/23(Thu)07:03:23 No.90560104 >>90560090 # >lying on the internet for fleeting attention truly sad >>90560129 # Anonymous 10/12/23(Thu)07:06:14 No.90560127 >>90560090 # Imagine being such an utter failure that the only thing you can think to do to give your life meaning is go on the Traditional Games board on 4channel.org and lie about destroying someone's trading cards because you think it makes you look like a big chad >>90560148 #

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